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#1 Lord_Ventnor Mar 01, 2009 1:19:22	The Link. This just... It's frickin' hilarious, and I wanted to share it. :D EDIT: Here's another one
#2 Dralenan Mar 01, 2009 1:24:13	Wow...I want that burger...
#3 cherubaddon Mar 01, 2009 4:30:08	If your girlfriend likes your cooking, you're doing it wrong! I love how he screams after each sentence.
#4 mock26 Mar 01, 2009 14:27:17	Not a very manly looking host for that video.
#5 dirtyfrank Mar 01, 2009 14:40:34	Not a very manly looking host for that video. He has a beard and beards=manly.
#6 crossroads_wanderer Mar 01, 2009 14:51:22	I can stomach raw garlic and onions...and he cooked them anyway.
#7 dirtyfrank Mar 01, 2009 14:54:26	Are you saying that you're a man? ;)
#8 crossroads_wanderer Mar 01, 2009 15:00:33	No, I just happen to like garlic a lot. Onions, I can stand raw, but I don't particularly like. But, other than that I suppose I have "feminine" taste buds. I don't like too much spicy food.
#9 dirtyfrank Mar 01, 2009 15:03:14	I like garlic as a spice and not as a snack. I can eat onions raw but they are better as a spice/condiment. I can eat a peeled lemon whole with no problem at all. I gobble those sour balls up like they were noth'n.
#10 crossroads_wanderer Mar 01, 2009 15:10:32	I suck on lemons whenever I get them in my drink. I also like sour candy, but in moderation. I think the thing that I wouldn't like about that hamburger though is that there is so much meat. I feel weighed down when I eat even half that amount of meat.
#11 dirtyfrank Mar 01, 2009 15:12:02	There is no such thing as too much meat.
#12 crossroads_wanderer Mar 01, 2009 15:16:25	There is where the manly vs. nonmanly cooking concept comes from.
#13 dirtyfrank Mar 01, 2009 15:17:59	It's just a rule. A man can never be packing too much meat into the meals he serves.
#14 m-bark Mar 01, 2009 16:15:59	He has a beard and beards=manly. Remember folks, you can't spell "beard" without spelling "bear".
#15 awesome_dude Mar 01, 2009 19:18:43	I like garlic as a spice and not as a snack. I can eat onions raw but they are better as a spice/condiment. I can eat a peeled lemon whole with no problem at all. I gobble those sour balls up like they were noth'n. I can't even eat a tomato. And that's a large percentage of my diet, given that the animal kingdom in its entirety is off my menu.
#16 pigknight Mar 01, 2009 19:24:19	That much meat is compensating for something methinks.
#17 Lord_Ventnor Mar 01, 2009 19:40:28	Compensating? Pah! A real man would ask "Why are they using so little meat?"
#18 dirtyfrank Mar 01, 2009 22:35:44	A real man would ask "Why are they using so little meat?" Damn Right!
#19 m-bark Mar 02, 2009 4:37:44	I think even the women might wonder where the beef is.
#20 Another_Gnome Mar 02, 2009 4:57:08	It's just a rule. A man can never be packing too much meat into the meals he serves. Funny thing is that few men probably realize that unless they actually hunt down and kill their own meat, it makes them carrion eaters. Not that there's anything wrong with a good juicy carcass. :D
#21 cherubaddon Mar 02, 2009 6:00:28	Funny thing is that few men probably realize that unless they actually hunt down and kill their own meat, it makes them carrion eaters. Not that there's anything wrong with a good juicy carcass. :D Actually, you are a carrion-eater regardless of whether you or someone else hunted the animal. After all, a dead animal is a carcass no matter who killed it. So you'd actually have to eat live animals (like oysters). But anyways, real men shoot their own food. Everyone knows that.
#22 crossroads_wanderer Mar 02, 2009 8:54:08	Carrion eaters are animals that eat the scraps of animals killed by other animals, or by natural death. By definition, they do not kill their own food. Animals don't really eat live animals unless it is small enough to be eaten in one bite, because the animal being eaten will die in the middle of being eaten. So eating an animal you killed yourself makes you a predator, while eating an animal killed by something else makes you a carrion-eater. The line only blurs when you are eating an animal you killed a week ago.
#23 rake Mar 02, 2009 10:25:26	But anyways, real men shoot their own food. Everyone knows that. And then they make sexy animal-hide bikinis for their women. Amiright?
#24 crossroads_wanderer Mar 02, 2009 10:28:18	*facepalm*
#25 rake Mar 02, 2009 10:30:27	*facepalm* Hey, I don't like your attitude, missy. And where's your leapord-skin bikini?
#26 crossroads_wanderer Mar 02, 2009 10:32:37	Believe me, you don't want to see me in one.
#27 rake Mar 02, 2009 10:35:46	There is only one way to prove or disprove that statement. EDIT: Wait, no. You're right. Your hair being as bright as it is, maybe we should use something darker. Bearskin?
#28 crossroads_wanderer Mar 02, 2009 10:39:58	There is only one way to prove or disprove that statement. EDIT: Wait, no. You're right. Your hair being as bright as it is, maybe we should use something darker. Bearskin? Then we shall settle at neither proving or disproving it. :P
#29 rake Mar 02, 2009 10:42:47	Can't blame a guy for trying. :P
#30 cherubaddon Mar 02, 2009 11:31:16	So if I understand correctly, you would have to hunt whenever you are hungry, would have to kill your prey - preferably with your natural weapons/bare hands - and then eat it? Thank you very much, I think I'll remain a carrion eater. Ah, the marvels of civilization. EDIT: Including bearskin bikinis :D EDIT 2: Wow, the part where he randomly takes out the handgun EVERY MANLY MAN ALWAYS HAS WITH HIM and starts whipping the beef
#31 dirtyfrank Mar 02, 2009 17:25:15	The second video is also very great. Good stuff Lord_Ventnor.
#32 crossroads_wanderer Mar 02, 2009 17:33:48	The second creation scared me...
#33 dirtyfrank Mar 02, 2009 17:37:51	The second creation looks very manly. :D
#34 crossroads_wanderer Mar 02, 2009 17:38:49	It looks like an instant heart attack.
#35 dirtyfrank Mar 02, 2009 17:44:28	Heart attacks are manly.
#36 awesome_dude Mar 02, 2009 17:47:00	Only if you survive them.
#37 crossroads_wanderer Mar 02, 2009 17:48:03	I hope you can convince yourself of that when you're knocked on your a** by one someday for eating like that. :P
#38 dirtyfrank Mar 02, 2009 17:50:26	It would convince me that I'm manly. ;)
#39 mock26 Mar 02, 2009 21:43:03	Can't blame a guy for trying. :P Actually, Yes. Yes you can blame a guy for trying! :D
#40 stealthmarmot Mar 02, 2009 22:42:47	Actually, Yes. Yes you can blame a guy for trying! :D As a conversation with a lady friend of mine went: Me: Can you blame me? Lady friend: Yes. :D Me: *pause*... can you RIGHTFULLY blame me? Lady Friend: Mmmmm, No.
#41 dirtyfrank Mar 02, 2009 22:47:31	A friend of mine, she said that the hamburger looks very tasty. :D
#42 ciaran Mar 02, 2009 22:52:57	I was at a bachelor party this weekend and the groom to be favored us with a recipe he found online. Its the Bacon Explosion. He made it with cream cheese instead of BBQ sauce. Pretty tasty, but I would advise against easting too much of one. Not for the mild-mannered.
#43 dirtyfrank Mar 02, 2009 22:55:01
#44 Lord_Ventnor Mar 02, 2009 23:13:33	Weaving is manly if it's done with bacon.
#45 demiteddybear Mar 03, 2009 3:09:07	Weaving is manly if it's done with bacon. Took the words right out of my mouth. And that looks really yummy, in a manly way
#46 dirtyfrank Mar 03, 2009 14:08:45	Man Cooking Man Cooking 2 Man Cooking 3
#47 Cpt_Micha Mar 03, 2009 14:14:37	That burger could feed me for a week!
#48 crossroads_wanderer Mar 03, 2009 15:46:21	I couldn't continue watching after the Captain Planet reference, I was laughing too hard.
#49 demiteddybear Mar 03, 2009 16:28:19	It smells so good it smells like angels having lesbian sex....if angels smelt like meat and the captain planet reference was pure win.
#50 ciaran Mar 03, 2009 22:05:45	Massive burger patties with bacon crumbles and bleu cheese crumbles mixed in is alright in my book.
#51 Lord_Ventnor Mar 03, 2009 23:30:35	Massive burger patties with bacon crumbles and bleu cheese crumbles mixed in is alright in my book. It's more than alright. It's manly. :fight!:
#52 mock26 Mar 03, 2009 23:32:21	No video, no pics, but a great recipe. The Heart Attack Special, by Mock26 Cook a panful of hash browns with diced onion, diced green peppers, and diced serrano peppers. Add in an entire package of cooked and diced breakfast sausage. Add a small pile of diced canadian bacon. When everything is cooked to your liking add in 6 beaten eggs and chili powder and stir everything together and keep stirring until the eggs are cooked. Turn off burner, throw on several cups of grated cheese, put cover on pan and let sit until cheese is all melted. Serve on warm tortillas with hot sauce.
#53 dirtyfrank Mar 05, 2009 1:51:56	Does anybody know of any other videos of cool cooking?
#54 demiteddybear Mar 05, 2009 3:44:21	Heston Blumenthal It doesn't show much of the cooking involved, but it shows what kind of cooking he does..if any of you have heard of him you'll know what a genius/ whacko this guy is :D