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#1 Pontiac Apr 23, 2013 15:49:47	news.nationalpost.com/2013/04/23/police-... But it might be hard to fence.
#2 zombie_babies Apr 23, 2013 16:05:30	HD did it.
#3 draco1119 Apr 23, 2013 17:53:32	I wonder what the reward for turning him in will be. :money:
#4 The_Silversword Apr 23, 2013 23:27:03	So it was locked in a display case? So howd he get it? no one noticed him busting out the glass or anything?
#5 zombie_babies Apr 24, 2013 7:51:15	Bro, they were probably all hammered.
#6 The_Silversword Apr 24, 2013 23:04:22	If they were so hammered that they didnt notice a guy unlock a display case and grap a 50,000 dollar bottle of scoth, I just may have to start shopping there!
#7 zombie_babies Apr 25, 2013 8:44:32	Yeah ... that's not a bad idea.  Only one problem, though: how do you get security cameras drunk?
#8 draco1119 Apr 25, 2013 9:00:46	You don't have to. You just have to get the people watching drunk.
#9 zombie_babies Apr 25, 2013 9:25:19	dood, then you'd have to keep them drunk for the rest of their lives.  Like, cameras record what happens - it don't matter if it's bein' watched right then or not.  To make sure ya get away it'd be a lot easier to just get the cameras hammered, too.
#10 ADHadh Apr 26, 2013 15:40:53	dood, then you'd have to keep them drunk for the rest of their lives.  Like, cameras record what happens - it don't matter if it's bein' watched right then or not.  To make sure ya get away it'd be a lot easier to just get the cameras hammered, too. Drunk people sometimes do silly things. Like for instance delete security camera recordings. Or film themselves dancing over them.
#11 homicidal_squirrel Apr 26, 2013 17:15:44	dood, then you'd have to keep them drunk for the rest of their lives.  Like, cameras record what happens - it don't matter if it's bein' watched right then or not.  To make sure ya get away it'd be a lot easier to just get the cameras hammered, too. Drunk people sometimes do silly things. Like for instance delete security camera recordings. Or film themselves dancing over them. Wouldn't it be cheaper and easier to just kill everyone and burn the building?
#12 EscherEnigma Apr 26, 2013 17:55:04	dood, then you'd have to keep them drunk for the rest of their lives.  Like, cameras record what happens - it don't matter if it's bein' watched right then or not.  To make sure ya get away it'd be a lot easier to just get the cameras hammered, too. Depends on whether or not the security cameras go to an off-site back-up or just to an office somewhere in the building.  If it's in the former, then you have two teams you need to get drunk (and an accomplice) in order to wipe/destroy/fornicate with/whatever the tapes.  But if it's the latter, then you can just go grab the tapes after the bottle.
#13 ADHadh Apr 27, 2013 6:00:30	Wouldn't it be cheaper and easier to just kill everyone and burn the building? You'd let all that booze just evaporate in a fire?!
#14 Pontiac Apr 27, 2013 8:41:45
#15 The_Silversword Apr 27, 2013 16:05:22	dood, then you'd have to keep them drunk for the rest of their lives.  Like, cameras record what happens - it don't matter if it's bein' watched right then or not.  To make sure ya get away it'd be a lot easier to just get the cameras hammered, too. Depends on whether or not the security cameras go to an off-site back-up or just to an office somewhere in the building.  If it's in the former, then you have two teams you need to get drunk (and an accomplice) in order to wipe/destroy/fornicate with/whatever the tapes.  But if it's the latter, then you can just go grab the tapes after the bottle.  EE, it sounds like youve done this sort of thing before.
#16 Cpt_Micha Apr 28, 2013 13:17:17	You're surprised by this?