Mark Wahlberg threatens to extract "it" from Justin Bieber...

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#1

homicidal_squirrel

Jan 01, 2012 23:26:20
It sounds terrifying on every possible level.
#2

calronmoonflower

Jan 02, 2012 0:25:15
By "it" they mean his soul. But unfortunately, he already put it up for collateral on a dark pact.
#3

pluisjen

Jan 02, 2012 2:19:09
Because why bother making a good movie when you can just extract it (being "money") from crazed bieberites who would've come to a 1.5 hour closeup of Bieber's left nostril?
#4

Cpt_Micha

Jan 02, 2012 6:45:20
Yep, our society is officially done.


Where is my booze. 
#5

Mad_Jack

Jan 02, 2012 21:07:23

 Actually, it's the perfect movie - it's got Mark Wahlberg and it's aparently a serious drama, so it's probably going to be a decent film, and it's got the Bieble-bobble so it's going to make a ton of money regardless of whether it sucks or not.

 Hell, I may go see it. Especially if they do it CSI style and the Bieble-bobble gets wasted (or at least gets his ass kicked).

#6

The_Silversword

Jan 02, 2012 22:51:30
Marky Mark and The Bieb together at last!! Hell Yeh!!!!

that, by the way, is sarcasm. Or as my dad would say, "now youre just being facetious." My dad loved to use big words that no one knew the meaning of, i never knew what it meant till i was like 23, I was thinking he was paying me a compliment. He also accused me frequently of being a procrastinator, then hed ask me do you know what procrastination is? and id be like no and hed say ill tell you tomorrow, inever did get that until i was like 23, I decided early on not to ask my dad the definitions of words hed either have some smart ass comment or hed say heres the dictionary look it up, now how am i supposed to look up a word if i dont even know how to spell it!?

Sorry sorry im getting a little side tracked here, yes i have issues with my father, but who doesnt right? Right?

Any way, i cant stand Justin Bieber. I cant figure out why hes so popular. Like baby baby baby oh, baby baby baby oh, my god those are horrible lyrics, and whats sad is he probably didnt even write it him self, some one probably got paid lots of money to sit there and be like ok what rymes with baby? I know, Baby! Yeah! I know, just say baby over and over again and throw in an 'oh' every once in awhile, and of course the Bieb was probably like hell yeah man thats genius!

I could go on and on about Marky Mark too, but he at least did a few decent movies, and he wasnt in new kids on the block so i guess thats some points in his favor.
#7

sfdragon

Jan 02, 2012 23:16:18
justin beiber ought to be on monday night raw and be dragged into the abyss by Kane.
#8

Mr_Miscellany

Jan 04, 2012 13:48:35
I had two advance tickets to a sneak peak for this movie sitting on the dashboard of my car when I went to a restaurant.

After dinner, I walked back to my car and found that someone had broken into it.

Now I have four movie tickets.
#9

Novacat

Jan 04, 2012 13:49:37
I had two advance tickets to a sneak peak for this movie sitting on the dashboard of my car when I went to a restaurant.

After dinner, I walked back to my car and found that someone had broken into it.

Now I have four movie tickets.


I lol'd.
#10

LFK

Jan 04, 2012 20:21:25
Peronally I think Mark has lost his marbles and is planning on juicing Justin like an orange.
#11

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Jan 04, 2012 21:19:19
I had two advance tickets to a sneak peak for this movie sitting on the dashboard of my car when I went to a restaurant.

After dinner, I walked back to my car and found that someone had broken into it.

Now I have four movie tickets.

Heh.