'Carrots are for ugly people.' 
That was likely one hella expensive salad.
Yet I can't stop singing "Meat Salad! Yummy yummy!" to myself
This is the third video I see of these guys. They must be sooo constipated.
You've only seen 3 videos from these guys? Dude, you're missing out. They have their own youtube channel called Epic Meal Time.
I won't waste my time watching this anymore. I just find it stupid and a waist of food.
I do not adhere to the school of thought that believes that manhood/virility is link to stuff like eating meat, cars, guns and doing stupid things.
My virility is all in my self-confidance, assurance, sensibility, intelligence and ability to surpass myself.
Bikram yoga, that is a test of a person's character. More then eating disgusting concoctions.
Would like a carrot? ;)
Barbarians, all of you!
I'll flip you the finger as soon as I get my hands on my hand moisturizer. Cucumber and melon. Smells fresh.
As for the non-man remark, I actually believe that we should reach for "gendre-blindness". A least a state were lables like heterosexual and homosexual do not exist and were "bisexuality" (without actually giving it any name or label) is the "norm". This would be true freedom and harmony.
/adopts the tree pose
Is that a man's "tree" you're hugging?
My virility is all in my self-confidance, assurance, sensibility, intelligence and ability to surpass myself.
Hmmm...
Where is your virility again?
Try yoga, it clears the mind.
So does weed.
Try yoga, it clears the mind.
The last time I tried yoga I got in trouble with the gf cause of all the girlies that were asking me questions afterwards.
Simple. I try to reach my penis with my mouth. This way I work my flexibility.
Ever saw the movie Short Bus?
you mentioned the movie in another thread a while back. I haven't seen it, and I'm not sure I want to. The question now: did you reach?
Simple pleasures for simple minds.
You manage to suck your own junk, RH? Whoaaaa!
I don't have to.
Not much of a libido left at 40, from what I heard. And the beer and weed really kills what is left of it. I can imagine it to be necessary with an ugly wife.
You'll have to do better than that if you wanna get under my skin...
*sigh*
Simple pleasures for simple minds.
Says the weed smoker / beer drinker
That is because you do not have enough self-confidance in your own sexuality. A real man isn't unconfortable with such trivial things as a man trying to suck his own junk and c*mming in his own mouth.
/adopts the Warrior I pose
I'm very confident in my sexuality. I'm just more interested in watching movies where a girl is trying to eat herself rather than a guy.
Adopts the Flying Crow Pose
Come grasshopper, I will teach you the ways....
So I think it'd probably be more impressive to see a woman pull it off. But I'd have more fun watching a man try. Though from what I hear it isn't that great of an experience for most guys. You get the fun of giving a ****, but not as much fun as receiving one since it's kinda like trying to tickle yourself, but you also get the pain of being in a rather awkward position.
________
1For whatever the reason, be it nature, nurture, or the more likely "somewhere in between".
________
1I do my best to be ignorant of my friend's sexual histories.
I only have nudies of her and I swore I wouldn't make them public.
Pics or it didn't happen
But this is me, if you want to stalk me or just satisfy youself.
Those are some scary eyebrows you got there buddy.
Isn't there supposed to be a surgery where they remove your lower ribs so you can do this though? I heard Marylin Manson had it done so that he could do this... but I don't really follow the guy so I've no idea if it's true
My evil must show itself somehow.
meh...ur not that bad.
LOL
You look like Mike Myers!!!
"Do I make you horny, baby?"
"I put the Grr in Swinger. baby!"
LOL
You look like Mike Myers!!!
"Do I make you horny, baby?"
"I put the Grr in Swinger. baby!"
OMFG! get ownedddd!
You don't need to be pretty to be awesome and everything. I'd consider something like that a compliment, at any rate.That's a pretty lame insult considering Mike Myers is awesome
Who said I was trying to insult him?
I was merely making an observation.
If I really wanted to insult goldo, I could do much, much better than that.
Still, it was more clever than simply saying 'hey man, you're ****in' ugly', heh. Then again, I'm a fan of brutal bluntness.Still a pretty weak joke,
That's ok, considering as how it isn't a joke.
Again, I was simply making an observation.
In that case jesse has an odd sense of humor, because it would certainly explain why it wasn't funny
He was probably laughing because he never made the connection until I pointed it out.
I think, from the picture you posted of you with your kid on you lap, that we kind of look alike. My dad was a milkman!!!!
Bro... Brother?
We do... kinda.
Yeah, like you said, you are Bizzaro to my Superman.
Perhaps we are twins, separated at birth for some evil experiment...