What the hell could New York send us that Miami is totally lacking in?
Smart people. There aren't many in NYC, but ...
What the hell could New York send us that Miami is totally lacking in?
Smart people. There aren't many in NYC, but ...
Good taste.
Oh, and a professional baseball team. And a pro football team. Apparently the people in Miami haven't figured this out, but there's something wrong when the most famous player on your team from the past 10 years is best known for his drug use rather than for his on-field stats.
What the hell could New York send us that Miami is totally lacking in?
Smart people. There aren't many in NYC, but ...
Good taste.
Oh, and a professional baseball team. And a pro football team. Apparently the people in Miami haven't figured this out, but there's something wrong when the most famous player on your team from the past 10 years is best known for his drug use rather than for his on-field stats.
And another pro baseball team, and another pro football team, and a hockey team, and a basketball team that people don't hate.
That is aside from art, architecture, good taste, great hot dogs, seasons, Woody Allen, etc...
Sorry Miami, but with that news story, I just have to have a little good natured fun at your expense. I really don't like the Heat, though.
And another pro baseball team, and another pro football team, and a hockey team,
Why would we want more of those? Unless they are winning championships, we really have no use for them.
and a basketball team that people don't hate.
As long as the haters are paying to see the Heat play some other team in the hopes that the Heat will lose, we don't care whether others like them or not.
That is aside from art, architecture, good taste,great hot dogs, seasons,
You can keep your seasons. I like being able to go to the beach any time of the year and see half-naked hotties.
Woody Allen, etc...
You mean when he use to matter, right? Like back before he married his step daughter.
I really don't like the Heat, though.
Lebron is crying on the inside after hearing reading your post.
Lebron is crying on the inside after hearing reading your post.
Now I feel bad. Sorry Lebron, that was directed at my old nemesis Chris Bosh.
Say what you want about the Heat. The Knicks will be bringing the trophy back to New York soon. I'm not sure what trophy, maybe a post-season bowling championship, but it will be nice.
That is aside from art, architecture, good taste,great hot dogs, seasons,
You can keep your seasons. I like being able to go to the beach any time of the year and see half-naked hotties.
You've never heard of the Polar Bear Club, have you?
My favorite movie with Woody Allen is Antz.
@Jack: what is wrong with you, dood?!
I mean it's not like Florida has anything over the College level anyway.
Oh, an actual skyline worth mentioning.
Airports that aren't a total joke.
Functioning public transportation
Better education.
Probably better drugs too. (bath salts, spice and meth are Floriduh's drugs of choice after all)
Pro Football and baseball teams.
I mean it's not like Florida has anything over the College level anyway.
Again, unless they are winning championships, we really have no need for them.
Oh, an actual skyline worth mentioning.
Why would we care about a skyline? We have beachs and half-naked hotties. You can look at the skyline all you want, I'll keep looking at the girlies on the beach.
Airports that aren't a total joke.
As long as people keep comming here, we have no reason to upgrade them.
Functioning public transportation
There is a certain group of people that doesn't like other groups who do those jobs. The first group doesn't think we need better public transportation. Thus we are stuck with what we got. In any case, I have a car, so I don't care.
Better education.
You know that group that doesn't like people like bus drivers? Yeah, they don't like teachers either. Blame them.
Probably better drugs too. (bath salts, spice and meth are Floriduh's drugs of choice after all)
Actually, meth isn't big down here. Cocaine is sadly plentiful. In any case, unlike the totally happening, culturally diverse, entertainment capital where you live, we have things to do besides drugs. ;)