Midnitepoison's fanclub thread

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#1

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 17:01:00
Discuss midnitepoison and her awesomeness here
#2

pigknight

Mar 11, 2009 17:04:08
IMAGE(http://www.blogcdn.com/news.bigdownload.com/media/2008/10/eva2.jpg)

How'd you forget to post this?
#3

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 17:06:22
I only know how to link stuff. MMM. smexy.

MIDNITE! GET IN HERE! YOU NEED TO SET A HIERARCHY! A PECKING ORDER FOR YOUR FANS!
#4

awesome_dude

Mar 11, 2009 17:06:24
EDIT (so as to not go further down into the deep): Note that the scale keeps going. The more you post, the lower you sink. 'Tis the new Abyss.

------------- Rock bottom






This thread.
#5

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 17:07:11
whatever, man. She's cool. IF minja gets a fanclub, so does midnite.
#6

oxybe

Mar 11, 2009 17:11:20
/swoon

:P
#7

lofgren

Mar 11, 2009 17:13:51
This is getting really weird.
#8

pigknight

Mar 11, 2009 17:14:27
Pfft. This is OTT.
#9

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 17:14:54
That's the point.
#10

midnitepoison

Mar 11, 2009 19:48:34
really? I have a fan club thread?
#11

pigknight

Mar 11, 2009 19:50:50
Most of the views are for the pic.
#12

Cpt_Micha

Mar 12, 2009 9:18:57
I'll join Midnite's fan club. I meant to join Minja's but she doesn't even post pics of her Tau. :D
#13

zombie_babies

Mar 12, 2009 9:25:35
I'm sooooo happy they banned religion and politics here. This is what we need, people! This is true discussion! This is how we can educate ourselves and learn about the people around us in this world! This is ... oh, **** it.
#14

cherubaddon

Mar 12, 2009 9:33:00
Well said Z_B.

Though the pic is cool.
#15

dirtyfrank

Mar 12, 2009 13:21:45
Isn't fan club just a hip way of saying religious cult?
#16

Idolis

Mar 12, 2009 13:23:14
Yes, dirtyfrank, yes it is.
#17

stompie5

Mar 12, 2009 13:41:19
Midnitepoison is that girl in the pic?
#18

dirtyfrank

Mar 12, 2009 13:45:29
Midnitepoison is that girl in the pic?

Possibly.
#19

zombie_babies

Mar 12, 2009 13:55:54
Midnitepoison is that girl in the pic?

Possibly.

That's right, kids. There's no way to tell. For all you know, that slice o' tastiness is me. So where's my godsdamned fan club?
#20

Cpt_Micha

Mar 12, 2009 13:58:38
She's not the walking dead so she can't be you :P
#21

zombie_babies

Mar 12, 2009 14:02:32
She's not the walking dead so she can't be you :P

Prove it. Oh? What's that? You can't? Well then, start me up a fanclub! :P
#22

pigknight

Mar 12, 2009 18:07:58
Midnitepoison is that girl in the pic?

Yes, or she's done an elaborate hoax.
#23

baneofelves

Mar 12, 2009 22:12:43
Well, I DO know that she is a she. (talked to her on the phone earlier today)

NO, it was NOT phone sex, Pigknight! perverted bastards
#24

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Mar 12, 2009 22:26:12
Well, I DO know that she is a she. (talked to her on the phone earlier today)

NO, it was NOT phone sex, Pigknight! perverted bastards

No one said it was... *Calls Generic Technological Magazine and refers them to Bane and Midnite for an article on the first phonesex in recorded history*
#25

baneofelves

Mar 12, 2009 22:29:22
ha ha ha, ha ha ha. No. We just talked 'bout stuff. Like D&D, music, and politics. And painful sports injuries. And insane family members. NOTHING that would give ANYONE a rager. Sorry. oh, and Dead Baby Jokes as well.
#26

toastedamphibian

Mar 12, 2009 22:39:40
Meh, I'd give you a 3 out of 5. Bonus points for the goggles, to bad you wernt wearing them. Nice gloves. Green is good.

Are we done being creepy now? Couldn't you post some threads that are actually interesting to be annoying in? Please? Pathetic horn-dog nerd is just too cliched to even bother pokeing fun at.
#27

dirtyfrank

Mar 12, 2009 22:42:15
Are we done being creepy now? Couldn't you post some threads that are actually interesting to be annoying in? Please? Pathetic horn-dog nerd is just too cliched to even bother pokeing fun at.

:heehee

#28

baneofelves

Mar 12, 2009 22:45:00
Meh, I'd give you a 3 out of 5. Bonus points for the goggles, to bad you wernt wearing them. Nice gloves. Green is good.

Are we done being creepy now? Couldn't you post some threads that are actually interesting to be annoying in? Please? Pathetic horn-dog nerd is just too cliched to even bother pokeing fun at.

I just posted that Midnite is actually a girl because she politely asked me to.

And what the hell do you mean by "pathetic horn dog nerd?" Anyways, this is what you end up with when intelligent discussion is banned. Maybe we oughta take it up with Webster to let politics back in here.
#29

pigknight

Mar 12, 2009 23:01:14
Pathetic horn dog nerd: That pic is very fapable to lololol

Me (in an English accent with a monocle): Well cheerio ol' chaps what do we have here? Ho ho, that's a fine photograph, pip pip!
#30

baneofelves

Mar 12, 2009 23:04:34
Well, I have not fapped to that pic, so I'm not a pathetic horn dog nerd.

EDIT: How does a mexican guy pull off an authentic english accent?
#31

pigknight

Mar 12, 2009 23:06:05
I talk and look like a typical white American you bloody idiot.
#32

baneofelves

Mar 12, 2009 23:10:26
sorry...didn't mean to offend you.
#33

dirtyfrank

Mar 12, 2009 23:12:14
I talk and look like a typical white American you bloody idiot.

Damn white Hispanics for taking our damn fake British accents. *shakes fist*
#34

pigknight

Mar 12, 2009 23:14:56
Damn white Hispanics for taking our damn fake British accents. *shakes fist*

Funny thing is I'm the son of two fully Mexican parents that lived in Mexico for their childhoods.
#35

baneofelves

Mar 12, 2009 23:17:26
really? wow.
#36

pigknight

Mar 12, 2009 23:19:08
Yes. And I'm an out of the closet geek (and buddies with practically everyone such as: the "badasses", the football team, and the cheerleaders).

Something went wrong.
#37

toastedamphibian

Mar 12, 2009 23:20:20
Better point of contention: He said English Accent he never claimed it to be authentic.

And what the hell do you mean by "pathetic horn dog nerd?"

Some of these:
MMM. smexy.

MIDNITE! GET IN HERE!

/swoon

Most of the views are for the pic

that slice o' tastiness

phone sex, Pigknight! perverted

#38

pigknight

Mar 12, 2009 23:23:12
Hey when I said "most of the views are for the pics" I wasn't talking about me.
#39

baneofelves

Mar 12, 2009 23:25:22
Better point of contention: He said English Accent he never claimed it to be authentic.


Some of these:

I only said the top and bottom quote you placed. (in the section beneath where you posted quotes)

And you edited that last part, piggy actually thought I was going to have phonesex with her, and Midnite told me that if I did NOT make it clear that we just called to talk, that she would hunt me down and castrate me. I believe her.

If you are going to do this kinda stuff, at least be accurate.
#40

toastedamphibian

Mar 12, 2009 23:41:30
I only said the top and bottom ...

I was going to have phonesex with her, and Midnite ... she would hunt me down ... I believe her.

If you are going to do this ... be accurate.

Perv.
#41

baneofelves

Mar 12, 2009 23:43:59


We need to start a propaganda thread about me. That would be hilarious.
#42

zombie_babies

Mar 13, 2009 9:07:54
Some of these:

To be fair, "slice o' sexiness" was purpose-written to be humorous since I then claimed to be that "slice o' sexiness" myself. Please do not include me as a member of the group drooling over a pic that has been shown to not actually be the person who claimed it was. LRN2READKTHXBYE! :P
#43

Cpt_Micha

Mar 13, 2009 9:09:07
Prove it. Oh? What's that? You can't? Well then, start me up a fanclub! :P

Fine she's not a Zombie. Zombies are rotted and ugly. :D
#44

zombie_babies

Mar 13, 2009 9:11:18
Fine she's not a Zombie. Zombies are rotted and ugly. :D

Too late. They already started a fan club about me. And I'm currently attempting to orchestrate a mass self-castration/suicide. I should never, ever have any sort of power or influence. I'm a bad person.
#45

Cpt_Micha

Mar 13, 2009 9:16:41
Damn you sleep! I could have stopped this if I didn't have to sleep!
#46

zombie_babies

Mar 13, 2009 9:26:40
Damn you sleep! I could have stopped this if I didn't have to sleep!

There's still time to join the club. ;)
#47

Cpt_Micha

Mar 13, 2009 9:29:26
There's still time to join the club. ;)

I'm a member of midnite's club already I'm afraid.
#48

zombie_babies

Mar 13, 2009 9:31:23
I'm a member of midnite's club already I'm afraid.

But ... but she's a dirty faker. And I've been completely honest with you. I can't understand ... brain ... dying ...
#49

Cpt_Micha

Mar 13, 2009 9:33:41
there's some babies in the dumpster you can eat! I left them out there for you last night.

There's even a mircowaved one for your zombie dog.
#50

zombie_babies

Mar 13, 2009 9:34:49
It's too late for bribes, man. Too late.
#51

Cpt_Micha

Mar 13, 2009 10:09:27
It's too late for bribes, man. Too late.

Hey your cool and all but you aren't worth castration man! No one is worth that!
#52

zombie_babies

Mar 13, 2009 10:14:09
Hey your cool and all but you aren't worth castration man! No one is worth that!

What if I asked like real, real nice? And it's not like you'll be needin' yer junk too much longer anyway. Once you get the lube and hot poker in the mail you're not long for this world. ;)
#53

revoleon

Mar 13, 2009 10:29:52
Leather Boy's **** senses are tingling.
#54

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 12:33:46
But ... but she's a dirty faker. And I've been completely honest with you. I can't understand ... brain ... dying ...

How do we know that you aren't a dirty faker? Hmm? It's always the ones accusing others that I'm suspicious of....what are you hiding, Rant?
#55

zombie_babies

Mar 13, 2009 12:59:54
How do we know that you aren't a dirty faker? Hmm? It's always the ones accusing others that I'm suspicious of....what are you hiding, Rant?

I never said I wasn't. That makes it wholly different. Did you see my pic in the "What Race/Class" thread? Check it out, I think you'll like it. ;)

I don't feel the need to "be cool" or whatever by playin' dumbass jokes on D&D forum members. Yeah, that's right. I'm a superior person. Remember that.
#56

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 13:04:55
elitism has no place in the D&D forums, man.
#57

Cpt_Micha

Mar 13, 2009 13:10:53
Didn't you know? I'm the perfect being? You should all worship me... there will be cookies.... :P
#58

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 13:13:45
I never said I wasn't. That makes it wholly different. Did you see my pic in the "What Race/Class" thread? Check it out, I think you'll like it. ;)

That's low, man. Real low. If she is faking, she has a low self esteem and doesn't need asses going after her. And if she's telling the truth, you're still being an ass. I just lost some respect that I had for you.

@ Micha: WHAT KIND OF COOKIES? They better not be...communist cookies.
#59

Cpt_Micha

Mar 13, 2009 13:26:57
No not communist... that's served by Ted the other perfect being down the hall.

Mine are Capitalist Cookies!
#60

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 13:27:34
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
#61

Cpt_Micha

Mar 13, 2009 13:30:16
*Gives bane a capitalist cookie*

would you like a side of government bailout whipped cream to go ontop?
#62

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 13:33:00
sure, that sounds yummy.

(I think we oughta quit before Webster gets in here)
#63

Cpt_Micha

Mar 13, 2009 13:35:07
so much for me making my next comment.. I was gonna ask if you were a corporate criminal... cause only they get the bailouts.
#64

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 13:40:53
If I plan a one man war against civilization, does that make me a corporate criminal? Cuz if so, then yes, I am.
#65

Cpt_Micha

Mar 13, 2009 13:47:29
If I plan a one man war against civilization, does that make me a corporate criminal? Cuz if so, then yes, I am.

Is embezzlement of corporate funds involved? Along with document shredding?
#66

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 13:49:42
Well.... No, that hasn't happened, but it might at some point. I DO need a huge arsenal to fight a one man war.
#67

Cpt_Micha

Mar 13, 2009 14:06:36
Well then you might qualify!
#68

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 14:08:01
Is it immoral for me to start a one man war against a corrupt society?
#69

Cpt_Micha

Mar 13, 2009 14:13:34
not really just depends on how you conduct yourself.

Do do some corporate stealing though to get your funds! then I can get you that bailout whipped cream *L*
#70

zombie_babies

Mar 13, 2009 14:17:06
elitism has no place in the D&D forums, man.

Who's a forum elitist? I'm a real-life elitist, foo! :D

That's low, man. Real low. If she is faking, she has a low self esteem and doesn't need asses going after her. And if she's telling the truth, you're still being an ass. I just lost some respect that I had for you.

Respect? For me? Wow. That's ... odd ... considering my insane forum persona, but ok. :D

Look man, it's a joke - just like hers. So we're havin' fun. If this is something she's not prepared to handle, it may behoove her to never do something as silly again, no? Don't make up **** if you can't handle getting called on it. It's that simple. No grudge, no hate, just a joke with a tiny, tiny lesson. Ok, no lesson whatsoever. I'm having fun. So suck it. ;) Plus, I wouldn't be surprised at all if she's gettin' a kick out of it. But, even if she is, her next step will likely be to act sad or angry about it. To get even more attention. ;) Looking at it that way, I'm actually helping her.
#71

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 14:17:21
how should I conduct myself? I want to make a statement. Kinda like V from V for Vendetta.
#72

Cpt_Micha

Mar 13, 2009 14:19:09
how should I conduct myself? I want to make a statement. Kinda like V from V for Vendetta.

Waterboarding is out of the question then. You gotta make em paranoid of you, to the point they increasingly screw with the population to try and get you. You eventually make them hate the government etc etc.
#73

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 14:21:17
Ahh. :D As soon as I get my arsenal, and perhaps a resistance cell together, it shall begin. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Today, Redding, tomorrow, the WORLD!
#74

toastedamphibian

Mar 13, 2009 14:44:09
To be fair, "slice o' sexiness" was purpose-written to ... include me as a member of the group drooling over a pic that has been shown ...

Yah, I figured as much.
#75

zombie_babies

Mar 13, 2009 14:58:48
Yah, I figured as much.

Aight den, you sneaky, sneaky devil. :D

Stealin' boe's tricks ...
#76

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 15:01:09
Aight den, you sneaky, sneaky devil. :D

Stealin' boe's tricks ...

huh? What tricks did that stupid gecko steal?
#77

zombie_babies

Mar 13, 2009 15:31:10
huh? What tricks did that stupid gecko steal?

He altered the text in the quote.
#78

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 15:32:56
yeah. I love doing that. :D
#79

toastedamphibian

Mar 13, 2009 16:52:15
I DID NOT ALTER THE QUOTE!
#80

dirtyfrank

Mar 13, 2009 17:24:05
This is for baneofelves.

http://news.bigdownload.com/photos/video-game-cosplay/1126121/full/

http://somewrinkles.blogspot.com/2007/03/cosplay-eva-from-metal-gear-solid.html

http://www.cosplay.com/gallery/54827/p1
#81

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 17:26:33
Hmm. m'kay.
#82

realms_of_chaos

Mar 13, 2009 17:46:28
midnitepoison...fanclub?

Oh, um, allow me to introduce myself. Realms of Chaos. I've been a long time member of the boards but I stopped posting when 4e came out.

Allow me to say this and say this properly. I personally know midnitepoison. She has been my neighbor for as long as I can remember, is one of my better friends (not romantically :rolleyes, and was more or less introduced to the boards by me.

I have a pretty firm sense of her personality and allow me to say this much. Any fanclub dedicated to her will devolve into two sects, one of which pulls the strings of politics behind the world and the other of which practices arcane and mystical rituals (such as sacrifices). Both will be in perpetual war with each other while she tells each group individually that the other one misunderstands her message.

That said, how do I join? ;)

As for the picture, it isn't her (and midnite is a her). She looks incredibly similar, however...
#83

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 17:49:20
midnitepoison...fanclub?

Oh, um, allow me to introduce myself. Realms of Chaos. I've been a long time member of the boards but I stopped posting when 4e came out.

Allow me to say this and say this properly. I personally know midnitepoison. She has been my neighbor for as long as I can remember, is one of my better friends (not romantically :rolleyes, and was more or less introduced to the boards by me.

I have a pretty firm sense of her personality and allow me to say this much. Any fanclub dedicated to her will devolve into two sects, one of which pulls the strings of politics behind the world and the other of which practices arcane and mystical rituals (such as sacrifices). Both will be in perpetual war with each other while she tells each group individually that the other one misunderstands her message.

That said, how do I join? ;)

As for the picture, it isn't her (and midnite is a her). She looks incredibly similar, however...

Hmm. I s'pose I'd be a member of the politics group. Cuz I'm a bit of an anarchist and want to make a statement. And I love chaos and mayhem.

All you gotta do to join my half is to send me several heavy duty artillery style weapons.
#84

dirtyfrank

Mar 13, 2009 17:51:10
The picture not being her was obvious and only an idiot wouldn't notice. mnp and the girl in the picture have different body types.




All the cool people are joining Zombie_Babies' fan club.
#85

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Mar 13, 2009 17:51:46
Can I help bring down civilization? It sounds like there would be need of fire and mass slaughter. I'd also like to apply to the "Torturing CEOs to Death" position.
#86

baneofelves

Mar 13, 2009 17:54:13
Can I help bring down civilization? It sounds like there would be need of fire and mass slaughter. I'd also like to apply to the "Torturing CEOs to Death" position.

Sure.
#87

pigknight

Mar 16, 2009 0:20:37
#88

dirtyfrank

Mar 16, 2009 0:26:49
#89

pigknight

Mar 16, 2009 0:27:39
So you admit your fanboi-ness of Midnite?
#90

dirtyfrank

Mar 16, 2009 0:28:55
sure, but it's nothing compared to my fanboi-ness of Z_B.
#91

pigknight

Mar 16, 2009 0:30:06
(Insert Midnite/Z_B slash fic.)