Mission Earth

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#1

Robin_Hoodlum

Jan 20, 2010 20:30:20
That L Ron Hubbard 10 book series, the first book titled The Invaders Plan...

Anybody read them?
I did.
And I loved them!
Don't care for Hubbard, but man! that guy can come up with one helluva story!
#2

The_Silversword

Jan 20, 2010 20:49:19
I stay away from L Ron, Im afraid ill end up brainwashed and jumping on couches on Oprah and arguing about meds for Postpartum Depression, because as a guy i know all about that!
#3

scypio

Jan 21, 2010 14:11:04
I never read any of his works, but after reading about Scientology, I imagine he could be a pretty decent science fiction writer. I'll probably read them someday...
#4

Shiftkitty

Jan 21, 2010 14:45:59
I didn't get to read the Battlefield Earth series. I started it while on guard duty, but the site closed and whoever owned the book took it with him when he left. I thought it an interesting premise, and while I enjoyed the movie, I can see how it was very lacking when compared to even the small bit I was able to read. I thought that maybe they should have done it as a miniseries.

As far as Scientology goes, I'm normally against book burning, but in this case I'd make an exception. Screw Tom Cruise and John Travolta. I saw that crap destroy a friend of mine. He was training with an eye on making it all the way to "Mr. Universe". He was buff, healthy, and a great guy. After Scientology got through with him he was a depressing mass of overweight, sadly out of shape alcoholism. It had only been a couple of years, and throughout that time he insisted that Hubbard was onto something. he was like a Moonie or something. The more we'd try to talk to him, the more he'd insist that we would recognize our own problems if we would just read the book (I already had read it a few years prior.)

The bad news is that he's still out of shape and has some serious health issues caused by his sudden and massive weight gain. The good news is, we saved him from that cult.
#5

EscherEnigma

Jan 21, 2010 14:47:57
Eh.  I read Battlefield Earth before I learned about Hubbard's politics.  As is, I thought it was interesting for the first half, but the second half of the book was just boring.
#6

bone_naga

Jan 21, 2010 18:55:33
Don't care for Hubbard, but man! that guy can come up with one helluva story!


Well of course he can, look at Scientology.
#7

Robin_Hoodlum

Jan 21, 2010 20:28:38
But is anybody familiar with the books I am talking about?
I can't for the life of me remember the overall series title (i'm pretty sure it was Mission Earth), but I know the first book (of ten) was titled "The Invaders Plan".

I highly recommend it!
I read Battlefield Earth and, like EE, was bored by the second half of the book.
But this series is much, much, much better!
It is a satire, and has to be read to be appreciated.
Actually EE, you would probably like it very much...
#8

EscherEnigma

Jan 21, 2010 21:40:58
Actually EE, you would probably like it very much...


Possibly, but I won't.

Much like Orson Scott Card, he might be an entertaining writer, but I find his politics repulsive, and so now that I know, I won't support him, even indirectly.
#9

Robin_Hoodlum

Jan 21, 2010 21:44:00
Actually EE, you would probably like it very much...


Possibly, but I won't.

Much like Orson Scott Card, he might be an entertaining writer, but I find his politics repulsive, and so now that I know, I won't support him, even indirectly.


Ahhh... I see.
Sorta why The_SHAZAMAZON wouldn't see Avatar...
#10

mynameisjake

Jan 21, 2010 22:09:49

Much like Orson Scott Card, he might be an entertaining writer, but I find his politics repulsive, and so now that I know, I won't support him, even indirectly.



I'm glad I'm not the only person who feels that way.


Ahhh... I see.
Sorta why The_SHAZAMAZON wouldn't see Avatar...



You mean why you wouldn't see Avatar.

#11

toastedamphibian

Jan 21, 2010 23:59:53
You mean the one where the alien gets his nuts crushed, and has a doctor replace his **** with a replica of the doctors own (not that the alien knew it) and then proceeds to use it to **** a lesbian couple who stole money from him? (Who end up loving it)

Yah, not a bad series I guess. Damn bizzare though. (Should I spolier that?) Not many series where an alien rapes lesbians with someone elses genitals.
#12

bone_naga

Jan 22, 2010 15:58:42
I've never read those books. I read a little of his stuff a long long time ago and it wasn't bad (can't remember exactly what books though), but once I learned of scientology, I wasn't really interested anymore. A friend of mine read battlefield earth and recommended it to me but I just never got around to reading it.
#13

boraxe

Jan 22, 2010 16:31:52
Don't care for Hubbard, but man! that guy can come up with one helluva story!


Well of course he can, look at Scientology.


Well yes and no. Sure a lot of boneheads buy into it, but the story itself is utter rubbish. No one would buy that crap if it was actually billed is the fiction it is.
#14

Robin_Hoodlum

Jan 22, 2010 16:53:27
You mean the one where the alien gets his nuts crushed, and has a doctor replace his **** with a replica of the doctors own (not that the alien knew it) and then proceeds to use it to **** a lesbian couple who stole money from him? (Who end up loving it)

Yah, not a bad series I guess. Damn bizzare though. (Should I spolier that?) Not many series where an alien rapes lesbians with someone elses genitals.



Poor Soltan Gris...
I believe it was the lesbians who raped him though...
remember when they took the cheese grater to his chest? I bet that smarts when it goes across the nipples!

And it was on Voltar, when Soltan was trying to covertly implant Hettero with those audio and video devices, that he runs into that Doctor. And it was the lady the doctor was staying with that was a nympho...

Man! I am going to have to read those again... they are damn entertaining!
#15

toastedamphibian

Jan 22, 2010 18:20:53
You mean the one where the alien gets his nuts crushed, and has a doctor replace his **** with a replica of the doctors own (not that the alien knew it) and then proceeds to use it to **** a lesbian couple who stole money from him? (Who end up loving it)

Yah, not a bad series I guess. Damn bizzare though. (Should I spolier that?) Not many series where an alien rapes lesbians with someone elses genitals.



Poor Soltan Gris...
I believe it was the lesbians who raped him though...
remember when they took the cheese grater to his chest? I bet that smarts when it goes across the nipples!

And it was on Voltar, when Soltan was trying to covertly implant Hettero with those audio and video devices, that he runs into that Doctor. And it was the lady the doctor was staying with that was a nympho...

Man! I am going to have to read those again... they are damn entertaining!



Yes, the doctor was an alien as well. So I guess I should have said "an alien raping lesbians with another aliens genitals."

The lesbians do **** him, after he rapes them first and they discover they like it. They also force him to have sex with an underaged girl repeatedly because "we have to teach the young" or something.

See:
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptit...
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/****...
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/****... (inverted)
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/****...
#16

Robin_Hoodlum

Jan 22, 2010 18:24:43
Yeah...
It's a great series of books!