Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 Klirshon Jul 20, 2010 17:43:59	I'm sure stocks in imported monkeys have taken a hit recently. A fleshling was caught with eighteen monkeys hiding under his shirt. Of course the human claims they were pets. So what will you do when the monkey market crashes and you can't get your fix? Has investment of Faith in Humanity also dropped a few points?
#2 Robin_Hoodlum Jul 20, 2010 17:55:29	Barry will bail out the monkey market...
#3 EscherEnigma Jul 20, 2010 18:01:02	Nah, this is a story from Mexico.
#4 Robin_Hoodlum Jul 20, 2010 18:17:01	Barry will let the illegal monkeys in, then he will give them a bailout. (ok, ok... i'm done)
#5 pluisjen Jul 21, 2010 3:26:29	I hope they shoot the guy. But he'll probably just get a slap on the wrist.
#6 williamhm75 Jul 21, 2010 7:54:19	I hope they shoot the guy. But he'll probably just get a slap on the wrist. In Mexico probably not even that.  Depends on how much he bribes the judge for.
#7 ADHadh Jul 21, 2010 8:02:20	This reminded me of a joke about smuggling a squirrel in one's underwear...
#8 EscherEnigma Jul 21, 2010 12:23:31	I hope they shoot the guy. But he'll probably just get a slap on the wrist. ... I really, really want to make a "slapping the monkey" joke here, but I can't figure out a good one...
#9 ADHadh Jul 21, 2010 13:07:32	I hope they shoot the guy. But he'll probably just get a slap on the wrist. ... I really, really want to make a "slapping the monkey" joke here, but I can't figure out a good one... I thought monkeys were spanked.
#10 EscherEnigma Jul 21, 2010 13:19:34	Eh.  I've never been much for euphemisms for masturbation.  So if I got it wrong, eh.
#11 toastedamphibian Jul 21, 2010 17:02:00	Death penalty for posession of monkies without a permit? Seems a bit harsh. Perhapes I'm missing something here, but whatever.
#12 williamhm75 Jul 21, 2010 17:13:34	Not harsh at all its akin to poaching and id support a death penalty for poaching easily, very easily.
#13 toastedamphibian Jul 21, 2010 19:33:43	Being in posession of monkeys without pappers is like hunting game on land that does not belong to you and is not open to the public as a game preserve? That does not even come into the general vicinity of making sense, aside from the fact that they both involve humans and non-human animals.
#14 pluisjen Jul 22, 2010 1:32:33	In large part it's in the "endangered". This is a man who is willing to risk the continued existance of an entire species of monkeys to make a few quick bucks. It's like careless genocide, who cares about how many species of animals have to be extinct, as long as I get paid? People like that are one of the main reasons why so many creatures have been reduces to photos, movies, or just stories and drawings. And that makes me sad, and angry.
#15 Klirshon Jul 22, 2010 7:19:35	Very well then, what if animals were killed to save your human lives? Such is the case with those damned geese that tend to enjoy being shredded by airplane turbines. New York had exterminated  throngs of the nasty buggers just to keep their air traffic relatively safe from large birds. Did I ever mention I loathe geese?
#16 ADHadh Jul 22, 2010 7:40:33	Did I ever mention I loathe geese? I preffer my pillows soft and fluffy. ;) But yeah,  I was scared of geese when I was a kid. EDIT: Enjoy.
#17 Klirshon Jul 22, 2010 8:16:19	They annoy my parameters which label them as a nuisance. Ever swung a goose like an axe at another goose? It can be quite affective. Do geese know humiliation? If so then I would be pleased were live geese used in the process of wiping between posteriors.