Monkeytail Beards

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#1

EscherEnigma

Apr 28, 2011 18:59:56
No idea if [this] is a real "fad" or not, but at least this one looks neat:
#2

Mad_Jack

Apr 28, 2011 19:03:38

I have absolutely no intention of ever making my face look more like an animal's ass...

#3

mistresszelda

Apr 28, 2011 19:49:49
Is it your intention to never get laid, or what?
#4

mistresszelda

Apr 28, 2011 19:49:52
SCREW YOU DOUBLE POST
#5

mistresszelda

Apr 28, 2011 20:04:45
I have a friend who has a mustache and then shaves his beard to resemble two smaller mustaches
#6

EscherEnigma

Apr 28, 2011 20:25:58
Is it your intention to never get laid, or what?


One of the perks of being five years into a long-term relationship is I can get more adventurous with my appearance and still get nightly nookie.
#7

mistresszelda

Apr 28, 2011 21:27:38
I'm only allowed to do stupid things to my hair and myself now that I'm single. You're lucky you have someone who doesn't care if you look like an ****.
#8

EscherEnigma

Apr 28, 2011 23:22:25
Care?  Heck, he helps[link] [link] [link] [link] [link]
#9

mistresszelda

Apr 29, 2011 0:46:12
Hahaha. Yessss. Second picture is amazing. You're my kind of people.
#10

pluisjen

Apr 29, 2011 1:18:01
That looks... better then I had imagined.
#11

mistresszelda

Apr 29, 2011 1:34:56
I'm really not in any position to give anyone a hard time about their clothes or hair/facial hair, haha. My hair has been 8 different colors in the past 7 months, and it continues to get more obnoxious and ridiculous every time. Right now I have a mohawk done up in red and black with diamonds to look like Harley Quinn. Before this I had rainbow dreadlocks.

So what I'm saying is, you should totally do that beard, and then post photos so we can see it. But your SO should get a matching one that looks like a tiger tail or something.
#12

goblin_pride

Apr 29, 2011 9:59:54
My hair has been 8 different colors in the past 7 months, and it continues to get more obnoxious and ridiculous every time. Right now I have a mohawk done up in red and black with diamonds to look like Harley Quinn. Before this I had rainbow dreadlocks.



  And that's why you're single? Move to Iowa City, you'll be fine.
#13

zombie_babies

Apr 29, 2011 11:54:49
Too bad my own beard is pretty dark (mostly black with some random blond hairs) so I can't do this guy's stripes.



His stripes are a resut of dye or peroxide (or whatever the hell the use to 'bleach' hair).  You can do the same with a small comb.

SCREW YOU DOUBLE POST



There is a delete button for this type of emergency.
#14

bone_naga

Apr 29, 2011 15:49:42
Care?  Heck, he helps[link] [link] [link] [link] [link]


Awesome.
#15

bone_naga

Apr 29, 2011 15:53:55
I'm really not in any position to give anyone a hard time about their clothes or hair/facial hair, haha. My hair has been 8 different colors in the past 7 months, and it continues to get more obnoxious and ridiculous every time. Right now I have a mohawk done up in red and black with diamonds to look like Harley Quinn. Before this I had rainbow dreadlocks.


Can't say I'm fond of rainbows or dreads but the harley quinn look sounds pretty cool.

So what I'm saying is, you should totally do that beard, and then post photos so we can see it. But your SO should get a matching one that looks like a tiger tail or something.


Yes, but his should come from the opposite side of his face.
#16

mistresszelda

Apr 29, 2011 20:14:40
My hair has been 8 different colors in the past 7 months, and it continues to get more obnoxious and ridiculous every time. Right now I have a mohawk done up in red and black with diamonds to look like Harley Quinn. Before this I had rainbow dreadlocks.



  And that's why you're single? Move to Iowa City, you'll be fine.



I live in Los Angeles, I'm fine here. I'm single out of choice :P