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#1 oxybe Jan 17, 2009 9:06:17	what flies through the air? what has 4 limbs that end in deadly claws? what has a mouth full of fangs? what has a long tail? what is capable of a long string of firey doom? RAPTOR ON HOVERBOARD WITH FLAMETHROWER! in the year 20XX a secret government laboratory secretly hidden in a secret forest secretly created a top secret project in the secret confines of it's hidden basement knowing that a secret terrorist organization is planning on unleashing ninja-zombie-robo-pirates on the world. and that project: hover-raptor. highly intelligent, highly deadly, highly flammable. hover-raptor scours the country in search for survivors to aid with his large compassionate heart, sharp pointy endings & liquid fire. critics proclaim: it's like a post-apocalyptic version of canada's "the littlest hobo" but with more raptor & mc.hammer! -Washington Post heart warming & hilarious. -NY Times where'sh ma shammish? -Shump THIS SUMMER, IT'S RAPTOR TIME!
#2 Ramien Jan 17, 2009 12:25:39	I'll stick with my Tyrannosaurs in F-14s, thanks.
#3 pigknight Jan 17, 2009 12:27:42	No Pigranosaures Rex in Porker, Texas Ranger?
#4 darkcorath Jan 17, 2009 12:50:06	Here I thought you were just going to say Fresh Prince...
#5 oxybe Jan 17, 2009 13:12:11	in a hidden away lab, born and raised in pretty large vat, is where he spent most of his days growin' learnin' biogenetically engineerin', s'all cool using his flamethrower on the targets outside by the pool when a couple of guys, who up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood i got in a pretty big fight and the nerds got scared they said: take the board & thrower and kick some a$s out there! Boom chickachicka boom boom bwa wa boom chickachicka boom boom wa wa wa wawaaaaaaaaa
#6 darkcorath Jan 17, 2009 13:16:19	From now until the day I die, I will see an image of a raptor with a Flamthrower in my head whenever a Fresh Prince re-run comes on TV...
#7 Touchfuzzy Jan 17, 2009 14:37:19	I still think Dinoriders takes the cake for awesome...