Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 toastedamphibian Jun 15, 2011 2:28:45	Big Bare **** I'm disgustingly fat. Yep.
#2 pluisjen Jun 15, 2011 2:44:14	That doesn't look so bad.
#3 Escef Jun 15, 2011 2:45:53
#4 WolfLordBran Jun 15, 2011 10:39:21	Hey TA, who's the fat shirtless guy that broke into your house and forced you up into your bookshelf? At least he took a picture so you can use that when you call the police! ;)
#5 homicidal_squirrel Jun 15, 2011 10:41:33	Dude... when was the last time you were exposed to the sun?
#6 jesse.two.coins Jun 15, 2011 10:46:26	dude thats not even that bad bro
#7 jesse.two.coins Jun 15, 2011 11:02:22	I came in here expecting fatness
#8 zombie_babies Jun 15, 2011 11:59:07	Big Bare **** I'm disgustingly fat. Yep.
#9 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 15, 2011 17:19:17	I think he just wants people to look at his bare chest. Really? Fat? I hardly think so, bro.
#10 calronmoonflower Jun 15, 2011 17:55:11	Dude... when was the last time you were exposed to the sun? The sun? IT BURNS!
#11 ADHadh Jun 15, 2011 18:49:54	Considering the other OTTer who had their chest publicly exposed was EE, it's no wonder another one may start to feel insecure about their appearance.
#12 iqwinn Jun 15, 2011 23:12:59	TA Cut out as much sugar in your diet as you can.  Eat more whole grains (oatmeal, cream of wheat, brown rice if you can hack it).  Increase your intake of veggies, fruit and meat; fish is great, but any kind will do.  Get into the gym, or at least walk.  You absolutely do NOT want diabetes.  Turn yourself around while you are still young.
#13 jetshield Jun 15, 2011 23:27:49	Or crack open a tub of ice cream and eat the entire thing. What you shouldn't do is to change your life because someone else tells you to. If you're happy as you are, tell anyone who says you should change yourself to **** off.
#14 toastedamphibian Jun 16, 2011 5:48:26	Hmmm.... my devious plan to use public ridicule as motivation to stick with my exercise routine seems to be backfireing. What is the world comming to when you can't even count on the internet to make fun of fat people?
#15 pluisjen Jun 16, 2011 5:55:05	Blame the people who could eat someone like you for breakfast and still be hungry. When people think "Fat American" they think 300+ pounds.
#16 Jharii Jun 16, 2011 6:21:22	Hmmm.... my devious plan to use public ridicule as motivation to stick with my exercise routine seems to be backfireing. What is the world comming to when you can't even count on the internet to make fun of fat people? Haven't you learned that the number one reason for the existence of the internet is to continually disappoint people?  It surpassed porn back in 2006.
#17 jesse.two.coins Jun 16, 2011 8:28:51	TA want me to ridicule you?
#18 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2011 8:29:32	Dude... when was the last time you were exposed to the sun? Some of us only have the ability to turn two different shades - and one of those is not tan.  I was on the beach for a week and I'm still not tan.  Cuz I can't do it.  I'm either ghostly white or beet red and one of those is painful.  Hmmm.... my devious plan to use public ridicule as motivation to stick with my exercise routine seems to be backfireing. What is the world comming to when you can't even count on the internet to make fun of fat people? Jeebus, tubby.  Stuff a twinkie in that gaping maw and calm down, ok?
#19 Cpt_Micha Jun 16, 2011 8:31:39	Considering the other OTTer who had their chest publicly exposed was EE, it's no wonder another one may start to feel insecure about their appearance. I did it to. Fine.
#20 pluisjen Jun 16, 2011 8:38:18	Some of us only have the ability to turn two different shades - and one of those is not tan.  I was on the beach for a week and I'm still not tan.  Cuz I can't do it.  I'm either ghostly white or beet red and one of those is painful.   You too, huh? I came back from Egypt and I was still pale :/ That was two weeks of hot scorching sun. @Micha: Escher's pictures look better  But that might be because of the picture, of course.
#21 jesse.two.coins Jun 16, 2011 8:39:57	florida sun baby I can get a tan in winter.
#22 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2011 8:42:38	You too, huh? I came back from Egypt and I was still pale :/ That was two weeks of hot scorching sun. Yep.  It's either sunscreen and stay pale or suffer incredibly.  Heh.
#23 pluisjen Jun 16, 2011 8:45:12	Oddly enough I tend to burn to a crisp in the sun (or what we Dutchies call sun, anyway) yet in Egypt I did the last week without any kind of sunscreen... and I came out fine. Pale, but fine. It makes no sense... But I know about the suffering... I don't go into the sun lightly. Although it is fun when you get into "I'm a snake, look at me shedding my skin" phase, especially when you're a kid.
#24 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2011 8:51:27	Notsomuch when the skin you're a sheddin' is that of your scalp.  Awful.  And that experience is the reason I don't **** around with the sun anymore, heh.
#25 jetshield Jun 16, 2011 8:59:57	Heh. This is the first year I haven't burned my head (yet) since I decided that, if I was going bald anyway, I might as well just shave it.
#26 Qube Jun 16, 2011 9:10:43	Hmmm.... my devious plan to use public ridicule as motivation to stick with my exercise routine seems to be backfireing. What is the world comming to when you can't even count on the internet to make fun of fat people? the internet is filled with guys who're not entirely pleased with their figure. it won't make fun of (moderately) fat people very fast
#27 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2011 9:16:51	Well that and he went about it all wrong.  The title showed how he felt and that means there'd be less fun in pokin' fun, ya know?  I mean, if it was titled something like 'Me - not to shabby, eh?' and it was a pic of him flexing with a serious look on his face, well, that may have inspired some ridicule.  Add in the fact that most of us here know his forum persona (and a lot of us like him) and you've got a recipe for what happened.  The internet is a strange place.  The Tavern?  Even stranger.
#28 pluisjen Jun 16, 2011 9:19:36	Notsomuch when the skin you're a sheddin' is that of your scalp.  Awful.  And that experience is the reason I don't **** around with the sun anymore, heh. Fortunately my dreads protect me from that, so I don't have the "burning your scalp" issues... sounds annoying, yeah.
#29 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2011 9:21:40	Fortunately my dreads protect me from that, so I don't have the "burning your scalp" issues... sounds annoying, yeah.  Yeah, I don't have much in the way of hair - not bald patches or anything like that, just a global thinning.  Anyhoo, the hair is no protection and I learned that the hard way.  Showering with a scalp nearly as red as blood is excruciating.  Lesson taught, lesson learned.  Thank you, Mr Sun.
#30 pluisjen Jun 16, 2011 9:48:21	My hair is black... really dark black. I do have freckles though.
#31 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2011 9:54:06	I looked sorta tan for a bit but it was just the freckles comin' out.  I get damned freckly when exposed to the killer light in the sky.
#32 homicidal_squirrel Jun 16, 2011 9:54:45	Hmmm.... my devious plan to use public ridicule as motivation to stick with my exercise routine seems to be backfireing. What is the world comming to when you can't even count on the internet to make fun of fat people? Well... if that's what you wanted... Dude, When were you on Girls Gone Wild? Either start dancing and shake those boobs, or get to running fat boy! Better?
#33 homicidal_squirrel Jun 16, 2011 9:57:24	Dude... when was the last time you were exposed to the sun?   Some of us only have the ability to turn two different shades - and one of those is not tan.  I was on the beach for a week and I'm still not tan.  Cuz I can't do it.  I'm either ghostly white or beet red and one of those is painful.  I know, I was messing with him. I can't tan either. I just flash-burn. 20 minutes at the beach and I'm looking like a crab. Sun screen does nothing...
#34 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2011 9:59:26	Dood, that sucks.  At least sun screen seems to work for me.  I still wear as much clothing as is bearable (but not on the beach - that's sacriligious) when I can, though. My dad had to have some skin cancer removed from his scalp a few years back and I've got a friend that has ongoing issues with it.  I do not want.
#35 jetshield Jun 16, 2011 10:00:07	This is what uncontrolled breeding has done to the species. Too many of you freaks have lost both your fur and your ability to protect yourselves from the sun.
#36 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2011 10:01:49	I can protect myself from the sun.  My body can't on its own, but I can.
#37 jetshield Jun 16, 2011 10:03:27	Fat lot of good that'll do you when the zompocalypse comes and no one makes sunscreen any more.
#38 homicidal_squirrel Jun 16, 2011 10:04:39	Well, I'm not completely pale. IT just took me years of exposure to the sun to develop the color I do have.
#39 homicidal_squirrel Jun 16, 2011 10:10:51	You've got Italian and Spanish blood and you're a whity? Excuse me. Yes. Contrary to popular belief, not all Italians or Spaniards can tan either. Some of them are very much like the Irish when it comes to the sun. It frightens us and we must hide from it.
#40 bone_naga Jun 16, 2011 11:41:32	Hmmm.... my devious plan to use public ridicule as motivation to stick with my exercise routine seems to be backfireing. What is the world comming to when you can't even count on the internet to make fun of fat people? I could tie you up, slap you around, and call you a dirty **** if you'd like...
#41 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2011 11:45:58	My friend is half Colombian and he's whiter than even I am most of the time.
#42 oxybe Jun 16, 2011 11:47:39	am i the only one here who looks like a grizzly or is everyone just getting a manscaping? it seems that everytime i see one of you guys without a shirt you're all... hairless.
#43 EscherEnigma Jun 16, 2011 12:05:21	Hmmm.... my devious plan to use public ridicule as motivation to stick with my exercise routine seems to be backfireing. What is the world comming to when you can't even count on the internet to make fun of fat people? Meh.  Mocking people because of their appearance is the lowest-of-the-low.   Regarding burning/tanning: With my background as a computer scientist, it should be no surprise that the sun is my bane.  I spent about two hours in the sun last Saturday and now my face is peeling off...
#44 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2011 12:08:29	Don't fret, for modern medicine can transplant a new one onto your skull!  Hands, though?  Nosomuchyet.
#45 EscherEnigma Jun 16, 2011 12:15:31	I could tie you up, slap you around, and call you a dirty **** if you'd like... Kinky. Take him as your neighbor, TA.  I think you'd enjoy it more.
#46 Crimson_Concerto Jun 16, 2011 12:20:36	Big Bare **** I'm disgustingly fat. Yep.
#47 zombie_babies Jun 16, 2011 12:34:08	Man, from what I understand, I'd never get laid if I was gay.  Just not bear-y enough, I guess.
#48 jetshield Jun 16, 2011 12:43:09	am i the only one here who looks like a grizzly or is everyone just getting a manscaping? it seems that everytime i see one of you guys without a shirt you're all... hairless. You're not the only one. That's what I meant about all these freaks losing their fur. I seem to be getting more fur as my hair migrates south to my chest and back.
#49 Crimson_Concerto Jun 16, 2011 12:51:57	Man, from what I understand, I'd never get laid if I was gay.  Just not bear-y enough, I guess.  Depends on what exactly you're looking for. As much as I hate the stereotype that we're promiscuous, it really is astoundingly easy to get laid as a gay man... Or, who knows? Maybe it's just astoundingly easy for me because I'm so sexy...
#50 Crimson_Concerto Jun 16, 2011 12:56:32	Considering the other OTTer who had their chest publicly exposed was EE, it's no wonder another one may start to feel insecure about their appearance. Wait, when did this happen?
#51 EscherEnigma Jun 16, 2011 13:19:36	Considering the other OTTer who had their chest publicly exposed was EE, it's no wonder another one may start to feel insecure about their appearance. Wait, when did this happen? Most recently?  My thread [Shirt Surgery], I think.
#52 WolfLordBran Jun 16, 2011 13:27:37	*pokes TA with rusty pitchfork as a horde of angry peasants wave torches*  Back ogre! Back! Away from our village! There, motivational enough? As for myself, I have just enough dignity not to post any pictures of myself on this forum. Besides, as mean and spiteful as I can be, I'm not spiteful enough to put you lot through that kind of punishment.
#53 Crimson_Concerto Jun 16, 2011 13:29:09	Most recently? My thread [Shirt Surgery], I think. Not bad. =)
#54 Cpt_Micha Jun 16, 2011 13:36:46	am i the only one here who looks like a grizzly or is everyone just getting a manscaping? it seems that everytime i see one of you guys without a shirt you're all... hairless. I'm all but hairless on my body naturally. Anything below my eyebrows just doesn't grow. And what does, is very light. I can't grow a proper beard to save my life, the only thing I can manage is a quasi mustache. Unfortunately I do not tan easily. Plu, no offense taken.  It's about the only way I can really get pictures of my marble like self. Camera flashes do not mix with white skin very well :-p  (The pic I use for my Avatar, is after -months- of hours long sun exposure if you're wondering)
#55 pluisjen Jun 16, 2011 13:40:22	Big Bare **** I'm disgustingly fat. Yep.
#56 Crimson_Concerto Jun 16, 2011 13:49:08	One of the guys you're seeing? You ****  Good thing there's that non-serious smiley there or else I'd berate you for ****-shaming. Besides, all of them are perfectly aware that I'm only dating casually right now. Being in a relationship is great, but sometimes it's good to be single and independent, and sometimes it's good not to get too serious.
#57 EscherEnigma Jun 16, 2011 13:50:09	[...] it really is astoundingly easy to get laid as a gay man... I think it's that it's easy to get laid with a man.
#58 pluisjen Jun 16, 2011 13:51:35	I think it's that it's easy to get laid with a man.   You don't even need to be gay. You just need to want to have sex with men.  Good thing there's that non-serious smiley there or else I'd berate you for ****-shaming. Yeah I'm not judging  If they all know what the deal is, no harm is being done. Go have your fun.
#59 Cpt_Micha Jun 16, 2011 13:51:48	Assuming even one tenth of goldo's bragging sprees are true, then women are easier :-p Of course, when you aren't just grasping the low hanging fruit, but the fruit that's already been on the ground a couple weeks I guess anything's easy.
#60 Crimson_Concerto Jun 16, 2011 13:52:02	I think it's that it's easy to get laid with a man. ...Yeah, pretty much.
#61 ADHadh Jun 16, 2011 14:28:34	I'm all but hairless on my body naturally. Anything below my eyebrows just doesn't grow. And what does, is very light. I can't grow a proper beard to save my life, the only thing I can manage is a quasi mustache. Unfortunately I do not tan easily. Similar, but not quite; I do have some sort of chin scruff (it's the only thing that makes me look vaguely my age) and I can't grow a decent 'stache whatsoever. I once didn't shave for more than a month, and when I did, no one noticed I do have pretty hair though, if a bit dry.
#62 homicidal_squirrel Jun 16, 2011 15:11:56	am i the only one here who looks like a grizzly or is everyone just getting a manscaping? it seems that everytime i see one of you guys without a shirt you're all... hairless. It is because they haven't hit puberty yet. I hit puberty. I hit in the face... with my balls... then I shot it for ringing my doorbell! But seriously... didn't Marie leave you for a guy with a manly mustache... that you couldn't grow?
#63 homicidal_squirrel Jun 16, 2011 15:14:02	My friend is half Colombian and he's whiter than even I am most of the time. It's the coke. Tell him to stop it. It gives Colombians a bad name.
#64 Cpt_Micha Jun 16, 2011 15:17:00	There's a pack of squirrels now at the school. I saw them chase off a cat this morning. HS, did the cats move on the mobs turf?
#65 homicidal_squirrel Jun 16, 2011 15:20:46	There's a pack of squirrels now at the school. I saw them chase off a cat this morning. HS, did the cats move on the mobs turf? It appears you have become aware of operation "Chasing ****." We are going to need for you to come in for some questioning...
#66 Cpt_Micha Jun 16, 2011 15:47:41	It's not my fault your operatives are sloppy. Besides, you wouldnt' wanna question your friendly neighborhood Doom Truck keeper right?
#67 homicidal_squirrel Jun 16, 2011 16:38:59	It's not my fault your operatives are sloppy. Besides, you wouldnt' wanna question your friendly neighborhood Doom Truck keeper right? You are fortunate that there are still plenty of politicians to feed to the Doom Truck.
#68 Cpt_Micha Jun 16, 2011 16:41:57	Once we finish in Florida, I am considering opening a California franchise.
#69 Jharii Jun 16, 2011 16:58:12	Heh. This is the first year I haven't burned my head (yet) since I decided that, if I was going bald anyway, I might as well just shave it. I hear that, brother!  Shaved domes unite!
#70 homicidal_squirrel Jun 16, 2011 17:12:29	Heh. This is the first year I haven't burned my head (yet) since I decided that, if I was going bald anyway, I might as well just shave it. I hear that, brother!  Shaved domes unite!   Are you going to make a club? Like a hair club? For men?
#71 Jharii Jun 16, 2011 17:56:01	Heh. This is the first year I haven't burned my head (yet) since I decided that, if I was going bald anyway, I might as well just shave it. I hear that, brother!  Shaved domes unite!   Are you going to make a club? Like a hair club? For men? Just like that, except just opposite of that.
#72 jetshield Jun 16, 2011 19:09:31	Join the Hairless Club for Men for only $29.99!
#73 Jharii Jun 16, 2011 21:55:29	With a cheese grater, sure.
#74 Jharii Jun 16, 2011 21:59:14	LOL.  You said "French" and "hygiene" in the same sentence.
#75 Timmeh Jun 16, 2011 22:02:39	Don't worry Toasty. I'm paler and massively skinny. If you chopped off 40 pounds and gave them to me, we'd be in pretty good shape. Though, lately I've made some progress on the pale and the skinny. Gained 7 lbs in the past month and when I went to Georgia, I got a bit of a farmers tan. I'm still as white as snow (seriously) in most other places though :|.
#76 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 17, 2011 0:32:54	LOL.  You said "French" and "hygiene" in the same sentence.
#77 bronski113 Jun 17, 2011 0:41:11	For almost the last two years (exactly 2 years in late July) I have worked the graveyard shift at a University's police department as a dispatcher.  Before I got this shift I thought I was pale.  Now I realize that wasn't true.  Now I am really pale, at least I have an excuse. Also sunlight and large groups of people make me uncomfortable now.  I was always perfectly fine having time alone but I have way too much time to myself now.
#78 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 17, 2011 0:44:39	large groups of people make me uncomfortable
#79 zombie_babies Jun 17, 2011 9:58:00	large groups of people make me uncomfortable   +1 People suck and when they gather they're downright horrifyingly dangerous.  Every year people get trampled to death going to Mecca.  To talk to god.  They get to deliver their message in a more personal manner, I guess.
#80 bone_naga Jun 17, 2011 13:44:01	large groups of people make me uncomfortable   +1 People suck and when they gather they're downright horrifyingly dangerous.  Every year people get trampled to death going to Mecca.  To talk to god.  They get to deliver their message in a more personal manner, I guess. +2
#81 toastedamphibian Jun 17, 2011 15:31:24	Some of us only have the ability to turn two different shades - and one of those is not tan.  I was on the beach for a week and I'm still not tan.  Cuz I can't do it.  I'm either ghostly white or beet red and one of those is painful.  I tan quite easy. Habitual sun avoidance, yep, he pegged it right on the nose.
#82 toastedamphibian Jun 17, 2011 15:36:59	Notsomuch when the skin you're a sheddin' is that of your scalp.  Awful.  And that experience is the reason I don't **** around with the sun anymore, heh. Fortunately my dreads protect me from that, so I don't have the "burning your scalp" issues... sounds annoying, yeah.  Dreads? Hadn't pegged you as the type but I guess R_H does, quite often: So, hippy dreads or rastafarian dreads?
#83 dirtyfrank Jun 17, 2011 19:58:13	Hmmm.... my devious plan to use public ridicule as motivation to stick with my exercise routine seems to be backfireing. What is the world comming to when you can't even count on the internet to make fun of fat people? Well that and he went about it all wrong.  The title showed how he felt and that means there'd be less fun in pokin' fun, ya know?  I mean, if it was titled something like 'Me - not to shabby, eh?' and it was a pic of him flexing with a serious look on his face, well, that may have inspired some ridicule.  Add in the fact that most of us here know his forum persona (and a lot of us like him) and you've got a recipe for what happened.  The internet is a strange place.  The Tavern?  Even stranger. He should have made a second account called AnonymousAmphibian (AA hehehe) and posted it in the manner you suggested ZB. Then we could have torn into him. Or he could have just posted this on 4chan. Truth be told a couple of my friends that can be stubborn in a discussion be the devil's advocate and stuff like TA are skinny so in my minds eye i saw TA as skinny like them. I then saw the picture and thought, "Whoa is that Jabba the Hutt?!?! No wonder TA is so cool."
#84 dirtyfrank Jun 17, 2011 20:08:07	large groups of people make me uncomfortable   +1 People suck and when they gather they're downright horrifyingly dangerous.  Every year people get trampled to death going to Mecca.  To talk to god.  They get to deliver their message in a more personal manner, I guess. +2 +3
#85 pigknight Jun 17, 2011 20:49:30	What is this I don't even...
#86 jetshield Jun 17, 2011 20:51:04	large groups of people make me uncomfortable   +1 People suck and when they gather they're downright horrifyingly dangerous.  Every year people get trampled to death going to Mecca.  To talk to god.  They get to deliver their message in a more personal manner, I guess. +2 +3 +4
#87 pluisjen Jun 18, 2011 5:43:21	Notsomuch when the skin you're a sheddin' is that of your scalp.  Awful.  And that experience is the reason I don't **** around with the sun anymore, heh. Fortunately my dreads protect me from that, so I don't have the "burning your scalp" issues... sounds annoying, yeah.  So, hippy dreads or rastafarian dreads? Cross between the two. They were originally rastafarian, but they're slowly becoming more fluffy because apparently my hair doesn't really work for them. Which is stupid, because it's supposed to be the perfect type for dreads  But yeah, I'm the type for that  I think they look cool and I don't really care what anyone else thinks about them.
#88 toastedamphibian Jun 19, 2011 9:39:30	Yeah my sister had dreads for a while. Looked bloody awful. Always fluffy and uneven.