| Post/Author/DateTime | Post |
|---|---|
| #1zombie_babiesMar 18, 2009 14:24:18 | Alright, this is it. I've had it. What's with all the godsdamned ranting lately? Why the do so many people think we give a flying rat-humper about what they think? I'm amazed at the sheer arrogance of it all. They take up time they could have spent reading up on something worth while and - instead - find some trash that's got nothing to do with them or their lives and then proceed to dump that crap in a public forum. What? Are you searching for validation? Do you want us to congratulate you on your incredibly genious observation and thank you for pointing out the absurdity of it all because - as we all know - we'd have never seen it without your help? Yeah, you're the only one out there who can explain it all. You're the one that's gonna save us. You. you. And grow up. *****in' and moanin' about stupid little things you have no control over is about as moronic as it gets. Move on, for 's sake! Let it the go! Coming to an internet forum and repeating the conversation you just had while hammered at some dive with your equally inebriated - and likely even less intelligent than yourself (there's a mystery - if they're dumber than you, how can they survive in the real world?) idiot friends - doesn't make you seem smart. Because you're not. If you were, you'd have never had the moronic conversation in the first place. You'd have instead spent your time on anything else as opposed to wasting it with this garbage. Fool. Ok. I'm done now. Thank you. And, you're welcome. |
| #2rakeMar 18, 2009 14:26:14 | Word. Sh_t just changed my life. EDIT: *fistpound* |
| #3ADHadhMar 18, 2009 14:59:16 | Dammit, ninja'd. |
| #4dirtyfrankMar 18, 2009 16:58:11 | To tell you the truth Z_B, I don't care what you think. I don't come to the forums to here people complain about things I already know about. You know you could have instead spent your time working, which is something worth while, instead of ranting about something of unimportance? people these days. |
| #5jhonesyMar 18, 2009 17:03:39 | I'll rant if I bloody well wanna rant. Babies, zombied as they may be, be damned! |
| #6Lord_VentnorMar 18, 2009 18:19:31 | I rant so that the world may know of the danger of baby-eating arsonists. It's a public service, dammit! |
| #7baneofelvesMar 18, 2009 18:21:20 | SHUT UP! WE ARE NOT A DANGER! YOU MERELY SPREAD LIES FOR ATTENTION! |
| #8jhonesyMar 18, 2009 18:24:02 | Speaking of people who seek attention... :P |
| #9baneofelvesMar 18, 2009 18:25:10 | *proceeds to set Jhonesy's home on fire and eat infants* I have done my *buuuurp* service to society for the day. |
| #10jhonesyMar 18, 2009 18:26:52 | You know, I just made a down payment on a new AC system!? Now I feel like ranting myself. About arsonists and their attention seeking, house destroying, money costing spasm fits. ![]() |
| #11baneofelvesMar 18, 2009 18:28:12 | Here, eat this baby's leg. It's so tender and delicious, it'll brighten your day. |
| #12jhonesyMar 18, 2009 18:29:50 | I prefer a nice rump roast myself, smothered in lemon juice and paprika. BBQed if at all possible would be nice too. Oh wait, I have a house on fire. I don't need a Barbeque after all... |
| #13baneofelvesMar 18, 2009 18:31:23 | See? You need to look at every situation like the glass is half full. That is what we, the Baby Eating Arsonists, spread. That is our message. |
| #14jhonesyMar 18, 2009 18:33:09 | ![]() *goes back to his fiery house* On another note, this may be a good time to brace myself. When the SO finds out the house is burning, she's going to have a rant of her own to say, I tell you what. |
| #15studpuffinMar 18, 2009 18:34:09 | I thought it was compost ala soylent green being spread around... ![]() |
| #16baneofelvesMar 18, 2009 18:34:28 | Oh no. Should I run for my life? |
| #17jhonesyMar 18, 2009 18:38:18 | Oh no. Should I run for my life? Well, let's break that down: 1) She's five foot ten 2) She's studied Karate, Wrestling and Kick Boxing 3) She holds several first and second place tournament rankings in all three 4) She's cuter then a butterfly, deadlier then a bee 5) She has no qualms kicking ass and taking names 6) She enjoys kicking ass and taking names 7) She really doesn't like things on fire 8) More specifically, our house 9) You. Are. Screwed. 10) Good luck, and have a nice afterlife. :angelhide |
| #18Ragnar_LodbrokMar 18, 2009 18:46:26 | Hey, on the topic of eating small children, anyone want some of these amazing baby-back ribs? Baby: the other white meat. Mmmm... |
| #19baneofelvesMar 18, 2009 18:50:01 | Well, let's break that down: Yeah. I'm glad that I'm good at using a gun. Guns always pwn fists. Can you cover for me? I don't wanna get in a death match with her, cuz it would suck. Just lemme find a good place to hide. |
| #20jhonesyMar 18, 2009 18:54:49 | Yeah. I'm glad that I'm good at using a gun. Guns always pwn fists. Have you ever seen the Matrix? Or Superman? Clearly guns meaning nothing to anyone capable of martial style artistic ass-whoopings. And, since we all know movies clearly mimic life, what I say must be true. |
| #21baneofelvesMar 18, 2009 19:00:01 | ![]() |
| #22lunocMar 18, 2009 20:57:57 | You know, I just made a down payment on a new AC system!? and I was going to steal that AC system! |
| #23pigknightMar 18, 2009 20:59:07 | Hi! |
| #24lunocMar 18, 2009 21:03:30 | ...Ho! its off to work we go! |
| #25jhonesyMar 18, 2009 21:08:09 | So now I'm just not dealing with arsonists, I'm dealing with thieves too!? *sigh* SO is really going to rant now. ![]() |
| #26baneofelvesMar 18, 2009 21:30:27 | Sucks to be you. |
| #27jhonesyMar 18, 2009 22:06:52 | That's what your momma said... last night! ... Lame. |
| #28Ragnar_LodbrokMar 18, 2009 22:07:29 | Thieves? I'm no thief . Oh, here's your wallet back. You might want to start carrying more cash and credit cards, however. |
| #29zombie_babiesMar 19, 2009 8:44:51 | To tell you the truth Z_B, I don't care what you think. I don't come to the forums to here people complain about things I already know about. You know you could have instead spent your time working, which is something worth while, instead of ranting about something of unimportance? Yay! I was hoping it was as painfully transparent as I'd intended it to be. :P For the rest of you jackholes, well done. That's some near record speed derailment. Fantastic. :D |
| #30jhonesyMar 19, 2009 8:57:40 | Glad to be of service! |
| #311_ton_ghostMar 19, 2009 10:27:37 | Yay! I was hoping it was as painfully transparent as I'd intended it to be. :P The benefits of incorporeality. ;) Nevertheless, yeah, I feel you. The loudest voices in these parts usually have the worst social, historical, whatever commentary. For the rest of you jackholes, well done. That's some near record speed derailment. Fantastic. :D It was speedy, true. If it were returned to its proper trax, I think a good many would hit the 3rd rail ;). "Mind the gap" as they told me in London (tube) so many damn times. Ppl get shoved all the time. |