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| #1lordsiviithJan 07, 2010 20:02:30 | Hello all. the names alex, known as Lord Siviith Dragonbane in the D&D world. I am in need of some help, I have been playing D&D for few years now and have always borrowed other peoples players handbook and such. But now I have started to take the game more seriously and I an in DIRE need of a book, sadly nobody I know is willing to let me have one and I personaly have no way of buying one. So if any generous enough person is willing to help me out and send a book it would be much apriciated. Farewell and may the blessing of Therin be upon you all! |
| #2boraxeJan 07, 2010 22:16:52 | ... ... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
| #3bone_nagaJan 07, 2010 22:48:01 |
^^^ |
| #4dirtyfrankJan 07, 2010 23:24:32 | If you have the money to pay for internet then you have the money some where to buy a book. If you have enough free time to get free internet at a friends place or at a library then you have enough to time to get a job and work your butt off all day so you can buy a book. |
| #5zombie_babiesJan 08, 2010 9:17:40 | Hello all. the names alex, known as Lord Siviith Dragonbane in the D&D world. I am in need of some help, I have been playing D&D for few years now and have always borrowed other peoples players handbook and such. But now I have started to take the game more seriously and I an in DIRE need of a book, sadly nobody I know is willing to let me have one and I personaly have no way of buying one. So if any generous enough person is willing to help me out and send a book it would be much apriciated. Farewell and may the blessing of Therin be upon you all! I am so gladhappy you posted this! I have your book and I have been waiting to get it to you for many year! After much searchings, now you I have found! Good news this day! So sorry to sad say bad news is this day too. Your splendid book is not unstuck from this place yet. There is many problem here. If you wish your book for me to send, I will need small helpings from you to get book safely to location you are in. Please send $500 US cash dollars to 1850 Nigerian Way, Abuja Nigeria. Once receive generous helpings of US cash monies, book will be sent directly to location you are occupying. I eagerly await your responding letters of US cash monies and will keep book safe in my safe care! Please hurry with letters of US cash monies to safe delivery be sure of. |
| #6The-Mage-KingJan 08, 2010 10:09:18 |
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| #7zahkaryiiJan 08, 2010 12:38:36 | ^ Epic Win. |
| #8bone_nagaJan 08, 2010 15:31:44 | I know I laughed my ****ing ass off at that one ZB. |
| #9zombie_babiesJan 08, 2010 15:38:42 | Are you guys trying to screw me out of my $500 US cash dollars? I had a fish on the line, dammit! ![]() |
| #10darkspartanJan 08, 2010 15:50:25 | One wonders how desperate his situation must be to be quite this brazen about begging. I recommend that if the cover price of a book, several websites, including Amazon.com offer them for less than Cover. This sort of begging is unbecoming. If you're "serious" then you need to do what the rest of us have done and pony up. I recommend ZB's pitch, if you simply must be a silly. One wonders if you're under employment age, and your parents hate D&D... -Sarena |
| #11CCSJan 08, 2010 17:42:42 | Hello all. the names alex, known as Lord Siviith Dragonbane in the D&D world. I am in need of some help, I have been playing D&D for few years now and have always borrowed other peoples players handbook and such. But now I have started to take the game more seriously and I an in DIRE need of a book, sadly nobody I know is willing to let me have one and I personaly have no way of buying one. So if any generous enough person is willing to help me out and send a book it would be much apriciated. Farewell and may the blessing of Therin be upon you all! Too bad you didn't think of adding this to your Christmas list about a month ago..... Anyways, you can't be too serious about it. Afterall, you didn't mention what edition you need/want. |
| #12pigknightJan 08, 2010 19:46:28 | Hello all. the names alex, known as Lord Siviith Dragonbane in the D&D world. I am in need of some help, I have been playing D&D for few years now and have always borrowed other peoples players handbook and such. But now I have started to take the game more seriously and I an in DIRE need of a book, sadly nobody I know is willing to let me have one and I personaly have no way of buying one. So if any generous enough person is willing to help me out and send a book it would be much apriciated. Farewell and may the blessing of Therin be upon you all! ![]() |
| #13darkspartanJan 09, 2010 1:29:07 | Hello all. the names alex, known as Lord Siviith Dragonbane in the D&D world. Known by who? Your only contribution to the Intarwebs thus far(according to Google) is this thread. If you were known to the D&D World, I would think I'd get more than three hits(not including this reply... It will make for four. Personally, I wonder why I(or anyone else) should hand you anything? If you're a Lord, you should have retainers to give you anything you require, and gather taxes to be able to buy things with. -Sarena |
| #14dirtyfrankJan 09, 2010 1:53:08 | You actually bothered to do a search for them?![]() |
| #15Ragnar_LodbrokJan 09, 2010 1:54:54 | Hello all. the names alex, known as Lord Siviith Dragonbane in the D&D world. I am in need of some help, I have been playing D&D for few years now and have always borrowed other peoples players handbook and such. But now I have started to take the game more seriously and I an in DIRE need of a book, sadly nobody I know is willing to let me have one and I personaly have no way of buying one. So if any generous enough person is willing to help me out and send a book it would be much apriciated. Farewell and may the blessing of Therin be upon you all! ... Seriously? You have no method of getting money? Even if you can't get a job for some reason, you can always find some druggie and sell them a bag of sugar with the claim that it's heroin or something similar. Do you also happen to be a Nigerian Prince? |
| #16darkspartanJan 09, 2010 1:59:57 | ... Seriously? You have no method of getting money? Even if you can't get a job for some reason, you can always find some druggie and sell them a bag of sugar with the claim that it's heroin or something similar. Do you also happen to be a Nigerian Prince? More likely this is an ID:10-T error resultant from his PEBKAC, or at minimum an evacuation of any and all grey matter from the Poster's person. Maybe he thinks someone upstream at WotC will take pity on him and send him a complete set. -Sarena |
| #17dirtyfrankJan 09, 2010 2:07:54 | GET A JULIET OSCAR BRAVO YOU SCUM BAG! ![]() |
| #18darkspartanJan 09, 2010 2:12:48 | Yelling at him does no good. I doubt he's listening. Besides, subtlety will likely be lost on him. -Sarena |
| #19pigknightJan 09, 2010 15:40:31 | Hi Alex, I have some D&D books in my van. Come in an pick some out. |
| #20darkspartanJan 09, 2010 16:23:11 | Hi Alex, I have some D&D books in my van. Come in an pick some out. *swat* Bad Piggy! No Game this week. Seriously, that's not good to even joke about. If he is seriously underaged, and something happens to him, that's going to attract seriously unwanted attention. -Sarena |
| #21dirtyfrankJan 09, 2010 16:26:53 | I doubt that piggy has a van. Or books. Or books in a van. |
| #22dragomJan 09, 2010 16:52:36 | Personally, when I was and poor impoverished, I used to have to hit up a temp agency for a day of hard labor to pay for a book. Remember 8 hours of taking off your gloves to play with splintery sledge hammers (skin heals, gloves don't) = 1 book. |
| #23pbnJan 09, 2010 17:11:10 | Remember 8 hours of taking off your gloves to play with splintery sledge hammers (skin heals, gloves don't) = 1 book. I was thinking along similar lines. Heck - it takes less than 4 hours to clear my walk and driveway (winter time = snow), and I usually toss the kids $40-$50 or so. That should be more than a book. (and my 11 year old can handle that job) |
| #24pigknightJan 09, 2010 18:04:03 | I don't even have a van. But I do have candy in my pocket. |
| #25oxybeJan 09, 2010 22:29:32 | food isn't too costly, right? i mean, how much does a jar of peanut butter, a loaf of bread & a bag of apples cost? instead of going out for a 10-15$ lunch, make a sandwich & grab an apple. repeat over several days & you'll eventually save money. |
| #26dirtyfrankJan 09, 2010 22:36:03 | And eventually you'll have enough money to drown yourself in booze cuz you'll probably be depressed at this point. |
| #27dragomJan 09, 2010 23:00:46 | Depression is just a feeling and as such can be overwhelmed with other feelings. It's like the only thing feelings are good for, besides art and trying to relate to other people. |
| #28zombie_babiesJan 11, 2010 9:09:31 | Seriously, that's not good to even joke about. If he is seriously underaged, and something happens to him, that's going to attract seriously unwanted attention. Guess I better hope he doesn't hop the next flight to Abuja lookin' for that 'free' book then, no? ![]() |
| #29boj0Jan 11, 2010 9:20:22 | Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? |
| #30boraxeJan 11, 2010 9:53:11 | Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Wha? |
| #31Cpt_MichaJan 11, 2010 10:28:11 | I'm not sure what to read there, or even how to read it.![]() |
| #32zombie_babiesJan 11, 2010 10:33:51 | That was his point, no doubt. |
| #33boj0Jan 11, 2010 11:24:42 | You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense |
| #34boj0Jan 11, 2010 11:26:50 | courtesy of knowyourmeme |
| #35ADHadhJan 11, 2010 11:32:29 | You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense Stop it. It buuuurns! D: |
| #36boraxeJan 11, 2010 12:47:12 | courtesy of knowyourmeme I stopped reading at "…4chan users…". |
| #37darkspartanJan 11, 2010 13:07:37 | You didn't miss much. Bleh -Sarena |
| #38death_isthe_beginingJan 12, 2010 10:31:18 | According to the link this is the translation: “Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?" |