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#1
pigknight
Apr 24, 2009 17:41:13 Yo' momma's so stupid INT is her dump stat!

((Insult each other with things only geeks would understand.))
#2
toastedamphibian
Apr 24, 2009 18:02:44 Your so fat, it takes you 3 squares of movement to round a corner!
#3
Idolis
Apr 24, 2009 18:05:50 You're so ugly you bring whole new meaning to the words "Troll Bait."
#4
toastedamphibian
Apr 24, 2009 18:08:09
You're so ugly you bring whole new meaning to words "Troll Bait."

Oh yah? Well, your mama's so ugly, even a diplomancer couldn't complement her with a straight face!
#5
oxybe
Apr 24, 2009 18:09:23 there are 10 kind of people in the world: smart people and your mom.
#6
Ragnar_Lodbrok
Apr 24, 2009 18:10:41 Yo momma's soooo ugly, she thinks Mialee's a supermodel!
#7
Ragnar_Lodbrok
Apr 24, 2009 18:12:03 Yo momma's so easy, she'd go for an alhoon!
#8
oxybe
Apr 24, 2009 18:15:08 yo momma's so fat & stupid her brain got a 404 error when she tried to remember what her feet looked like.
#9
Idolis
Apr 24, 2009 18:15:51 You're momma's so ugly she bought a Deck of Many Things hoping for a man.
#10
toastedamphibian
Apr 24, 2009 18:17:50
((Insult each other with things only geeks would understand.))

Troll bait and skinnier than a skeleton are both universally understood, so far as I know.
#11
Idolis
Apr 24, 2009 18:19:48 I can tell you that the Troll bait is something I had never heard of until I joined these forums. So, I would say it is not universally known. Second, I'll give you the second one so I changed it.
#12
s-marrow
Apr 24, 2009 18:23:27 You're so filthy, the last time the Jedi Council sensed a disturbance in the force, it was because you took a shower.
#13
EscherEnigma
Apr 24, 2009 19:06:28 You're so lacking in social graces you make orc bards look good.

Did I do that right? I'm not normally one for wanton insults, but I figured I should try it once, just for the experience.
#14
pigknight
Apr 24, 2009 19:07:27 You're moma's so ugly, she's the real reason Luke yells "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
#15
disciple_of_juiblex
Apr 24, 2009 19:11:37 Your mama's so ugly, she has a negative charisma score!

You Mama's so dumb she tried to enter a grapple with a mindflayer. And the poor mind flayer was trying not to eat her brain fearing it would make him sick!
#16
toastedamphibian
Apr 24, 2009 19:13:24 Your mama's so scary, a lvl 15 rogue wouldn't even touch her with a 10-foot pole.
#17
Lord_Ventnor
Apr 24, 2009 19:54:29 Yo momma's so ugly, a 10-foot pole wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole!
#18
toastedamphibian
Apr 24, 2009 19:58:24 Your mom's so stupid, she spell checks her LOLcats.
#19
strayth
Apr 24, 2009 20:20:50 Your mom's so dumb she thought deltree was a type of wood.

Your mom's so fat, Red and Gold squadron had to team up to defend Yavin against her.

Your mom's so ugly, you had to roll a will save upon entering combat at birth.

(One of my players had a ton of these, I should point him to this thread.)
#20
dirtyfrank
Apr 24, 2009 20:27:07 Yo' momma's so dumb, her greatest wish is to be a red shirt.
#21
pigknight
Apr 24, 2009 21:34:46 Yo' momma's so dumb she got stuck on the Tutorial!
#22
toastedamphibian
Apr 24, 2009 21:36:11 ......
Nice.
#23
MechaPilot
Apr 24, 2009 23:16:25 Your momma's so nasty, when she turns on her computer it has to make a Will save not to feel violated.

((I love this thread! Great Job.))
#24
dirtyfrank
Apr 24, 2009 23:22:58 Yo' momma's so nasty, when she turns her computer on it has to make a save vs death or crash.
#25
MechaPilot
Apr 24, 2009 23:27:53 You'r momma's so nasty when she uses her "personal massager" it has to make a save vs wands/staffs/rods.

((Woot! Got an AD&D reference in there.))
#26
EscherEnigma
Apr 24, 2009 23:28:39 I guess I'll try again.

Your mother is so dumb she doesn't understand why quick-sort is better then bubble-sort.
#27
demiteddybear
Apr 25, 2009 6:22:25 Yo' momma's so fat she gives superior cover to dragons
#28
cherubaddon
Apr 25, 2009 7:04:44 Yo' momma's so fat, tower shields carry her for full cover!
#29
TheMonk
Apr 25, 2009 7:12:03 Yo' momma's so fat, the planet turns around her.

I know, not nerdy, but I had to lol.

Edit: Here's a nerdy one.

Yo' momma's so ugly, a beholder regrets having so many eyes.
#30
demiteddybear
Apr 25, 2009 7:51:51 Yo' momma's so ugly demogorgon is repulsed by her.
#31
Ragnar_Lodbrok
Apr 25, 2009 16:00:32 Yo momma's so ugly, Vecna wouldn't touch her with a twelve-foot pole.
#32
EscherEnigma
Apr 25, 2009 16:09:10 Your mother is so unappealing, that when Vecna accidentally touched her, he cut off his hand. And when he accidentally saw her, he plucked out his eye. The normal story is just a cover.
#33
demiteddybear
Apr 25, 2009 17:39:57 Yo' momma's so stupid people mistake her for an XT.
#34
dirtyfrank
Apr 25, 2009 18:00:30 Yo' momma so ugly, she makes Lolth like a 10.
#35
Ragnar_Lodbrok
Apr 25, 2009 18:05:16 Yo momma's so stupid, she makes my half-orc barbarian seem like Steven Hawking.
#36
Idolis
Apr 25, 2009 18:08:07 Yo' momma is so unfresh she smells like a sahaugin.
#37
Ragnar_Lodbrok
Apr 25, 2009 18:09:17 Yo momma's so ugly, Elder Evils beat her in beauty contests, hands down.
#38
dirtyfrank
Apr 25, 2009 18:14:39 Yo' momma so dumb, she tried using a Gelatinous Cube as body moisturizing lotion.
#39
annoyinglizardvoice
Apr 25, 2009 19:50:56 yo momma so fat she has the "use oversized armour" extrordinary ability.

yo momma so fat they use a grapefruit for her miniature

yo momma so fat her backside has its own initiative tracker

yo momma so fat her movement is listed as "not likely, mate"

some of these were inspired by (read:stolen from) OotS
#40
novatack
Apr 25, 2009 21:21:28 Yo mamma's so old that she knew Benjamin Franklin- and she's so stupid that she convinced him that positive charges are mobile.

Yo mamma's so fat, that her hadrons have a strong nuclear force of zero.

Yo mamma's so ugly, attacks with the gaze keyword inflict 6d6 psychic damage on the user.

Yo mamma's so ugly, Corellon, the elven diety of beauty, was created just to balance things out.
#41
Mad_Jack
Apr 25, 2009 23:49:10 Yo mamma's so fat, the crew of the Enterprise once used her butt to plug a hole in the space/time continuum!
#42
pigknight
Apr 26, 2009 13:57:24 Yo' momma's so stupid that she tried to attack a gazebo.
#43
Bathnor
Apr 26, 2009 19:59:35 Yo mama makes Trogs smell good.

Yo mama so dumb and fat she thinks THACO stands for This Hottie Always Consumes Oreos.

Yo mama so fat she has DR/20.

Yo mama so dumb she thinks DnD is Dunkin Donuts, and asks you to teach her how to play.

Yo mama so ugly your dad has to stick her head in a Bag of Holding.

Yo mama so nasty she makes Medusas look sexy.

Yo mama so ugly Cap. Kirk said, "Ewww get away!!"

Yo mamas the reason the Daleks are always ****** off!!

Green Slime wouldn't eat yo mama.

Finally ...

Yo mama so nasty people run into a CloudKill for fresh air!!
#44
Mad_Jack
Apr 26, 2009 20:33:56 Yo mamma so ugly she got an anti-magic zone around her cuz the magic don't wanna touch her...

Yo mamma so ugly her anti-life aura even kills undead...
#45
Bathnor
Apr 26, 2009 20:50:06 Thought of another ..

Yo mama so fat she put the B in BBEG
#46
Mad_Jack
Apr 26, 2009 20:51:53 Yo mamma so fat she the XXLBEG..
#47
turalisj
Apr 26, 2009 20:57:33
Yo mamma so ugly she got an anti-magic zone around her cuz the magic don't wanna touch her...

Yo mamma so ugly her anti-life aura even kills undead...

Yo momma so stupid an illithid wouldn't touch her!
#48
zombie_babies
Apr 28, 2009 10:15:56 Yo momma's so dumb, she was actually entertained by reading this thread.

(Alternately: Yo momma's taste is so bad ...)
#49
Cpt_Micha
Apr 28, 2009 12:21:40 Yo momma's so ugly that the Atropal wouldn't even date her.

Yo momma's so stupid that she plucked out Vecna's eye on their blind date, and she's so skanky that after he killed her he cut his own hand off.
#50
1_ton_ghost
Apr 28, 2009 12:48:56 ...mamma' so slutty you actually lose XP when engaging her.
#51
drizztsmanchild
Apr 29, 2009 1:30:40 A couple I heard,

Your momma's so fat that Obi wan Kenobi said "That's no moon that's yo momma"

Yo momma so stupid she went to bangkok for a Tie fighter
#52
drizztsmanchild
Apr 29, 2009 1:36:41 Yo momma's stank is so bad that after meeting Pwent HE had to take a bath.
#53
drizztsmanchild
Apr 29, 2009 1:41:51 Unicron wasn't killed by the autobots, it was the VD from mating with yo stank azz momma
#54
belakrefip
Apr 29, 2009 19:06:33 Yo mama's so ugly, she's the reaso that grimlocks are blind.

Yo mama's fat that things randomly start rotating aroud her.
#55
Mad_Jack
Apr 29, 2009 19:27:07 Yo mamma so fat she created Bahamut and Tiamat by sitting on Io.
#56
Bathnor
Apr 29, 2009 20:01:53 Istar wasn't destroyed by a firey mountain, no it was yo mama skydiving.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 pigknight Apr 24, 2009 17:41:13	Yo' momma's so stupid INT is her dump stat! ((Insult each other with things only geeks would understand.))
#2 toastedamphibian Apr 24, 2009 18:02:44	Your so fat, it takes you 3 squares of movement to round a corner!
#3 Idolis Apr 24, 2009 18:05:50	You're so ugly you bring whole new meaning to the words "Troll Bait."
#4 toastedamphibian Apr 24, 2009 18:08:09	You're so ugly you bring whole new meaning to words "Troll Bait." Oh yah? Well, your mama's so ugly, even a diplomancer couldn't complement her with a straight face!
#5 oxybe Apr 24, 2009 18:09:23	there are 10 kind of people in the world: smart people and your mom.
#6 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 24, 2009 18:10:41	Yo momma's soooo ugly, she thinks Mialee's a supermodel!
#7 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 24, 2009 18:12:03	Yo momma's so easy, she'd go for an alhoon!
#8 oxybe Apr 24, 2009 18:15:08	yo momma's so fat & stupid her brain got a 404 error when she tried to remember what her feet looked like.
#9 Idolis Apr 24, 2009 18:15:51	You're momma's so ugly she bought a Deck of Many Things hoping for a man.
#10 toastedamphibian Apr 24, 2009 18:17:50	((Insult each other with things only geeks would understand.)) Troll bait and skinnier than a skeleton are both universally understood, so far as I know.
#11 Idolis Apr 24, 2009 18:19:48	I can tell you that the Troll bait is something I had never heard of until I joined these forums. So, I would say it is not universally known. Second, I'll give you the second one so I changed it.
#12 s-marrow Apr 24, 2009 18:23:27	You're so filthy, the last time the Jedi Council sensed a disturbance in the force, it was because you took a shower.
#13 EscherEnigma Apr 24, 2009 19:06:28	You're so lacking in social graces you make orc bards look good. Did I do that right? I'm not normally one for wanton insults, but I figured I should try it once, just for the experience.
#14 pigknight Apr 24, 2009 19:07:27	You're moma's so ugly, she's the real reason Luke yells "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
#15 disciple_of_juiblex Apr 24, 2009 19:11:37	Your mama's so ugly, she has a negative charisma score! You Mama's so dumb she tried to enter a grapple with a mindflayer. And the poor mind flayer was trying not to eat her brain fearing it would make him sick!
#16 toastedamphibian Apr 24, 2009 19:13:24	Your mama's so scary, a lvl 15 rogue wouldn't even touch her with a 10-foot pole.
#17 Lord_Ventnor Apr 24, 2009 19:54:29	Yo momma's so ugly, a 10-foot pole wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole!
#18 toastedamphibian Apr 24, 2009 19:58:24	Your mom's so stupid, she spell checks her LOLcats.
#19 strayth Apr 24, 2009 20:20:50	Your mom's so dumb she thought deltree was a type of wood. Your mom's so fat, Red and Gold squadron had to team up to defend Yavin against her. Your mom's so ugly, you had to roll a will save upon entering combat at birth. (One of my players had a ton of these, I should point him to this thread.)
#20 dirtyfrank Apr 24, 2009 20:27:07	Yo' momma's so dumb, her greatest wish is to be a red shirt.
#21 pigknight Apr 24, 2009 21:34:46	Yo' momma's so dumb she got stuck on the Tutorial!
#22 toastedamphibian Apr 24, 2009 21:36:11	...... Nice.
#23 MechaPilot Apr 24, 2009 23:16:25	Your momma's so nasty, when she turns on her computer it has to make a Will save not to feel violated. ((I love this thread! Great Job.))
#24 dirtyfrank Apr 24, 2009 23:22:58	Yo' momma's so nasty, when she turns her computer on it has to make a save vs death or crash.
#25 MechaPilot Apr 24, 2009 23:27:53	You'r momma's so nasty when she uses her "personal massager" it has to make a save vs wands/staffs/rods. ((Woot! Got an AD&D reference in there.))
#26 EscherEnigma Apr 24, 2009 23:28:39	I guess I'll try again. Your mother is so dumb she doesn't understand why quick-sort is better then bubble-sort.
#27 demiteddybear Apr 25, 2009 6:22:25	Yo' momma's so fat she gives superior cover to dragons
#28 cherubaddon Apr 25, 2009 7:04:44	Yo' momma's so fat, tower shields carry her for full cover!
#29 TheMonk Apr 25, 2009 7:12:03	Yo' momma's so fat, the planet turns around her. I know, not nerdy, but I had to lol. Edit: Here's a nerdy one. Yo' momma's so ugly, a beholder regrets having so many eyes.
#30 demiteddybear Apr 25, 2009 7:51:51	Yo' momma's so ugly demogorgon is repulsed by her.
#31 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 25, 2009 16:00:32	Yo momma's so ugly, Vecna wouldn't touch her with a twelve-foot pole.
#32 EscherEnigma Apr 25, 2009 16:09:10	Your mother is so unappealing, that when Vecna accidentally touched her, he cut off his hand. And when he accidentally saw her, he plucked out his eye. The normal story is just a cover.
#33 demiteddybear Apr 25, 2009 17:39:57	Yo' momma's so stupid people mistake her for an XT.
#34 dirtyfrank Apr 25, 2009 18:00:30	Yo' momma so ugly, she makes Lolth like a 10.
#35 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 25, 2009 18:05:16	Yo momma's so stupid, she makes my half-orc barbarian seem like Steven Hawking.
#36 Idolis Apr 25, 2009 18:08:07	Yo' momma is so unfresh she smells like a sahaugin.
#37 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 25, 2009 18:09:17	Yo momma's so ugly, Elder Evils beat her in beauty contests, hands down.
#38 dirtyfrank Apr 25, 2009 18:14:39	Yo' momma so dumb, she tried using a Gelatinous Cube as body moisturizing lotion.
#39 annoyinglizardvoice Apr 25, 2009 19:50:56	yo momma so fat she has the "use oversized armour" extrordinary ability. yo momma so fat they use a grapefruit for her miniature yo momma so fat her backside has its own initiative tracker yo momma so fat her movement is listed as "not likely, mate" some of these were inspired by (read:stolen from) OotS
#40 novatack Apr 25, 2009 21:21:28	Yo mamma's so old that she knew Benjamin Franklin- and she's so stupid that she convinced him that positive charges are mobile. Yo mamma's so fat, that her hadrons have a strong nuclear force of zero. Yo mamma's so ugly, attacks with the gaze keyword inflict 6d6 psychic damage on the user. Yo mamma's so ugly, Corellon, the elven diety of beauty, was created just to balance things out.
#41 Mad_Jack Apr 25, 2009 23:49:10	Yo mamma's so fat, the crew of the Enterprise once used her butt to plug a hole in the space/time continuum!
#42 pigknight Apr 26, 2009 13:57:24	Yo' momma's so stupid that she tried to attack a gazebo.
#43 Bathnor Apr 26, 2009 19:59:35	Yo mama makes Trogs smell good. Yo mama so dumb and fat she thinks THACO stands for This Hottie Always Consumes Oreos. Yo mama so fat she has DR/20. Yo mama so dumb she thinks DnD is Dunkin Donuts, and asks you to teach her how to play. Yo mama so ugly your dad has to stick her head in a Bag of Holding. Yo mama so nasty she makes Medusas look sexy. Yo mama so ugly Cap. Kirk said, "Ewww get away!!" Yo mamas the reason the Daleks are always ****** off!! Green Slime wouldn't eat yo mama. Finally ... Yo mama so nasty people run into a CloudKill for fresh air!!
#44 Mad_Jack Apr 26, 2009 20:33:56	Yo mamma so ugly she got an anti-magic zone around her cuz the magic don't wanna touch her... Yo mamma so ugly her anti-life aura even kills undead...
#45 Bathnor Apr 26, 2009 20:50:06	Thought of another .. Yo mama so fat she put the B in BBEG
#46 Mad_Jack Apr 26, 2009 20:51:53	Yo mamma so fat she the XXLBEG..
#47 turalisj Apr 26, 2009 20:57:33	Yo mamma so ugly she got an anti-magic zone around her cuz the magic don't wanna touch her... Yo mamma so ugly her anti-life aura even kills undead... Yo momma so stupid an illithid wouldn't touch her!
#48 zombie_babies Apr 28, 2009 10:15:56	Yo momma's so dumb, she was actually entertained by reading this thread. (Alternately: Yo momma's taste is so bad ...)
#49 Cpt_Micha Apr 28, 2009 12:21:40	Yo momma's so ugly that the Atropal wouldn't even date her. Yo momma's so stupid that she plucked out Vecna's eye on their blind date, and she's so skanky that after he killed her he cut his own hand off.
#50 1_ton_ghost Apr 28, 2009 12:48:56	...mamma' so slutty you actually lose XP when engaging her.
#51 drizztsmanchild Apr 29, 2009 1:30:40	A couple I heard, Your momma's so fat that Obi wan Kenobi said "That's no moon that's yo momma" Yo momma so stupid she went to bangkok for a Tie fighter
#52 drizztsmanchild Apr 29, 2009 1:36:41	Yo momma's stank is so bad that after meeting Pwent HE had to take a bath.
#53 drizztsmanchild Apr 29, 2009 1:41:51	Unicron wasn't killed by the autobots, it was the VD from mating with yo stank azz momma
#54 belakrefip Apr 29, 2009 19:06:33	Yo mama's so ugly, she's the reaso that grimlocks are blind. Yo mama's fat that things randomly start rotating aroud her.
#55 Mad_Jack Apr 29, 2009 19:27:07	Yo mamma so fat she created Bahamut and Tiamat by sitting on Io.
#56 Bathnor Apr 29, 2009 20:01:53	Istar wasn't destroyed by a firey mountain, no it was yo mama skydiving.