NERD FIGHT!! part 2

Post/Author/DateTimePost
#1

baneofelves

May 03, 2009 17:41:44
Continue the nerd fight(s) here, so we don't derail other threads.
#2

pigknight

May 03, 2009 17:43:57
*Slaps Bane*
#3

baneofelves

May 03, 2009 17:46:19
Pfft. That's weak ****, man. *pulls out a AK-47* :evillaugh
#4

pigknight

May 03, 2009 17:47:33
*Kicks Bane in the shin*
#5

Ragnar_Lodbrok

May 03, 2009 17:47:43
*shreds pig with an AK-47 then decapitates bane with a fullblade* This is fun :D .
#6

baneofelves

May 03, 2009 17:49:28
pig, kicking me in the shin won't stop me if I have a gun pointed at you.

Ragnar, remember how I did that one ritual that turns me into a lich? :evillaugh

*summons undead army, which devours Ragnar*
#7

pigknight

May 03, 2009 17:49:54
*Goes back to reading Digimon Adventure V-Tamer 01*
#8

Ragnar_Lodbrok

May 03, 2009 17:53:00
*Uses death knight's marshal undead aura to take command of the undead and calls in an orc horde* Meh, I'm an undead warrior known as a death knight now. And I'm a half-orc rageblood barbarian. I win through sheer awesomeness.
#9

baneofelves

May 03, 2009 17:53:05
V-Tamer? you mean like, HI-V?

EDIT: Ragnar: Cool. go kill a village full of Eladrin or something.
#10

Ragnar_Lodbrok

May 03, 2009 17:56:16
YAY, RAGNAR SLAUGHTER PUNY ELADRIN! *Takes both hordes to raze eladrin cities*
#11

baneofelves

May 03, 2009 17:56:58
Great. Go take care of those damn elves, while you're at it.
#12

Ragnar_Lodbrok

May 03, 2009 17:59:48
*Gets back* Eladrin weak. Elves capture and sacrifice orcs. Druids break walk-corpses. Need more dakka.
#13

baneofelves

May 03, 2009 18:01:26
Dakka?
#14

pigknight

May 03, 2009 18:02:15
Pew-pew
#15

baneofelves

May 03, 2009 18:04:19
No, piggy. More like this. PEW PEW! I GOTZ MAH LAZAS!!!!

Show some enthusiasm. There isn't enough here, which makes the place boring.
#16

Ragnar_Lodbrok

May 03, 2009 18:17:46
*Gets a massive gatling gun and mows down pig and bane again* Dis dakka. Ragnar need more dakka!
#17

baneofelves

May 03, 2009 18:19:46
Then go STEAL it. Sheesh. In this world, you gotta earn your loot. I'm not just gonna hand you everything. Shoo. *returns to reading the Evil Overlord's Guide*
#18

Ragnar_Lodbrok

May 03, 2009 18:23:16
*Starts adding more guns to gatling gun and modifies it to fire rockets.*
#19

EscherEnigma

May 03, 2009 20:07:59
... you guys are weird.
#20

baneofelves

May 03, 2009 20:09:18
So? We all knew that already.
#21

EscherEnigma

May 03, 2009 20:13:22
Maybe, but every now and then I fall into a state of acclimation, where the perpetual weirdness just kind of rolls over me, and it isn't until you do something truely odd that I'm reminded of the sheer absurdity of it all, and feel the need, nay, the duty, to remind you lot of your status, in case you had slipped into some sort of complacency, thinking you weren't as weird as you feared as you were surrounded by others that made your own eccentricities seem downright mild in comparison.

So you see, it's a public service announcement, really.
#22

baneofelves

May 03, 2009 20:15:52
So what exactly is so strange aboot me?
#23

EscherEnigma

May 03, 2009 20:21:19
... Bane, I haven't the foggiest clue where to start. It's like looking at a mountain and being told to move it using only a pair of tweezers. The task is so monumental, you're at a loss on where to start.
#24

baneofelves

May 03, 2009 20:24:41
Aww, you're embarrassing me! I'm not that good yet! You're making me blush now!
#25

Ragnar_Lodbrok

May 03, 2009 20:28:07
What about me? I wanna know what other odd and eccentric people find me odd for. *starts hitting random people with a fullblade*
#26

baneofelves

May 03, 2009 20:30:15
You're odd and eccentric for being a elf lover! BURN THE HERETIC!!!!! BURN HIM!!
#27

Ragnar_Lodbrok

May 03, 2009 20:33:34
FIRE GOOD ! I like half-orcs more then bloodthirsty, barbaric, and tribal elves (which are still cool ) now, however.
#28

baneofelves

May 03, 2009 20:40:23
You still like the elves, though. Nothing can redeem you until you begin to HATE them.
#29

ellorin

May 04, 2009 3:09:42
*Sends a plague on both of their houses. Hobgoblins shall rule( or whatever. Actually Pig paid us to do it.)
#30

The-Mage-King

May 04, 2009 9:05:24
Fire is good. Semtex is better. *Holds up clay model of a dragon wired to detenator* Catch.
#31

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Jun 21, 2009 16:28:47
*Gets a bunch of the giant Gatling gun/rocket launcher hybrids and puts them together to create a giant Gatling gun with each barrel being one of the hybrids* *Blasts everything in sight with a flurry of 10mm shells and rockets*
Me has more dakka :D .
#32

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Jul 16, 2009 23:14:41
*Continues blasting*
#33

toastedamphibian

Jul 17, 2009 6:54:59
*continues distainfully abstaining from participation*
#34

zombie_babies

Jul 17, 2009 8:50:59
*continues looking down nose at participants, shaking head and muttering 'stupid ****in' kids' quietly to self*
#35

ody_saraph_of_karsus

Jul 17, 2009 8:56:37
*Calls Chuck Norris* Thread over ! :D
#36

Vilnias_Nastavnik

Jul 17, 2009 16:39:08
*kicks self in the arse for admitting I am a nerd by posting in this thread