New microchip allows terrorists to speak with God...

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#1

the_troll_whisperer

Jan 10, 2010 7:59:03

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be


#2

Novacat

Jan 10, 2010 9:45:52
The reason for the size and font of your post.
(and)
The purpose of your post.

These are the things that confuse me.
#3

ADHadh

Jan 10, 2010 9:53:18
What.
#4

Klirshon

Jan 10, 2010 10:33:41
What, no .50 caliber microchips? This is an outrage!
#5

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Jan 10, 2010 10:45:47
My "guess" as to the meaning of your post: BOOM! Headshot!
#6

EscherEnigma

Jan 10, 2010 12:06:57
Meh.  The sound gun that was letting US troops make terrorists think they were hearing god was more amusing.
#7

Rustmonster

Jan 10, 2010 15:09:25
What is this I don't even.
#8

pbn

Jan 10, 2010 15:31:46
I'm assuming the font was due to copy/paste - you should fix that.  Also, it's missing a disclaimer:

Warning: may contain lead.
#9

Escef

Jan 10, 2010 15:37:25
I'm assuming the font was due to copy/paste - you should fix that.  Also, it's missing a disclaimer:

Warning: may contain lead.


I think the post is missing a disclaimer:

Warning: may contain stupidity.

Seriously, this was vaguely amusing the first time I saw it in an email over 8 years ago. It stopped being funny 6 months later. It has not become more humorous since.
#10

salla

Jan 10, 2010 15:45:20
So, it's a Repentium chip?