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NINJA BUSH!!!!

Post/Author/DateTime Post
#1
jesse.two.coins
Jan 04, 2011 7:14:18
NINJA BUSH!!!

IS NINJA!!!!
#2
Robin_Hoodlum
Jan 04, 2011 7:19:31 NB4LOCK!
#3
pluisjen
Jan 04, 2011 7:21:09 Must be getting his Dex to Reflex. I doubt it'd be the other one.
#4
jesse.two.coins
Jan 04, 2011 7:26:28 hahaha I haven't seen it from this angle before :p
#5
toastedamphibian
Jan 04, 2011 7:31:41 When the second shoe is thrown, the gent at the second podium tries to deflect it. It looks like he is slapping Bush in the back of the head though. (He isn't, it just looks kinda like he is.)
#6
jesse.two.coins
Jan 04, 2011 7:32:53 lol maybe he's slapping Bush's head out of the way! jk jk
#7
Robin_Hoodlum
Jan 04, 2011 9:02:22 Wow...
Still Bush bashing?
#8
pluisjen
Jan 04, 2011 9:03:56 I don't see why not, it still seems to be working
#9
boraxe
Jan 04, 2011 9:07:31 That is most certainly an instinctive response born of practice. Doubtless he ducked more than a few thrown ashtrays and empty whiskey bottles in his day.
#10
ADHadh
Jan 04, 2011 9:26:30 Slow Jesse is slow ;P

I don't know whether it was here or elsewhere where I've seen the comment:

"Wow, the man has thought that fast for the first time in life!"

or something to that effect. Anyone care to enlighten me?
#11
EscherEnigma
Jan 04, 2011 10:13:31 Hm. Topical.
#12
jesse.two.coins
Jan 04, 2011 11:41:40 Nobody in here is Bush bashing. I thought he was a great president lol I'm republican.
#13
zombie_babies
Jan 04, 2011 12:01:59 That guy in the loop totally tried to bash Bush, man. Like in the friggin' head, man. With a friggin' shoe, man. Two shoes, man. Man.
#14
jesse.two.coins
Jan 04, 2011 12:21:54
That guy in the loop totally tried to bash Bush, man. Like in the friggin' head, man. With a friggin' shoe, man. Two shoes, man. Man.

oh! right well he was attempting to bush bash but bush had no tolerance for that lol
#15
idhriniel
Jan 04, 2011 13:52:04 If you see the whole thing, it's almost as if he's prepping for a third shoe. Which is kinda funny, because any edumacated person knows that people have two feet...
#16
boraxe
Jan 04, 2011 14:04:33 Must've been some sort of subliminable message.
#17
zombie_babies
Jan 04, 2011 14:10:58 I'm just glad the shoe wasn't nucular.
#18
idhriniel
Jan 05, 2011 6:21:00 Why does everyone say nucular!? It's pronounced NEW-CLEE-AR. Eesh. Is it that hard to pronounce nuclear?
#19
jesse.two.coins
Jan 05, 2011 6:24:35 nah ur wrong its nucular.
#20
toastedamphibian
Jan 05, 2011 7:37:09 It is even more fun to pronounce it so that it rhyms with that car that is named after that cat but pronounced stupid. "Nook-Uar"
#21
boraxe
Jan 05, 2011 8:24:39
Why does everyone say nucular!? It's pronounced NEW-CLEE-AR. Eesh. Is it that hard to pronounce nuclear?

For George Bush apparently it was as he constantly and consistently pronounced it nucular (thus ZB's joke).
#22
zombie_babies
Jan 05, 2011 9:44:02
Why does everyone say nucular!? It's pronounced NEW-CLEE-AR. Eesh. Is it that hard to pronounce nuclear?

Boraxe already explained, but ...

holy bleeping bleep. it was a bleeping joke about the bleeping president known for his bleeping terrible pronounciation and bleeping penchant for creating new bleeping words. I bleeping saw a bleeping joke and bleeping felt like bleeping playing the bleep along. 'I'm bleeping right and you're bleeping wrong!' should bleeping never be the first bleeping place you bleeping go. Cuz when you bleeping do, you more bleeping often than bleeping not end up looking like a bleeping fool.

Short version: Before you pat yourself on the back in satisfied correctness, make certain you haven't missed something terribly obvious that makes your celebration totally unwarranted. Or, slow the bleep down.

And just to put the focus where it should be, the most important piece of this message is the following - which can be found just above this line: . To repeat, the most important thing to take away from this way too long bit of rambling nonsense is this: . It's a joke. The whole damned thing.
#23
jesse.two.coins
Jan 05, 2011 10:04:19 i tried my hardest and couldnt follow that lol

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 jesse.two.coins Jan 04, 2011 7:14:18	NINJA BUSH!!! IS NINJA!!!!
#2 Robin_Hoodlum Jan 04, 2011 7:19:31	NB4LOCK!
#3 pluisjen Jan 04, 2011 7:21:09	Must be getting his Dex to Reflex. I doubt it'd be the other one.
#4 jesse.two.coins Jan 04, 2011 7:26:28	hahaha I haven't seen it from this angle before :p
#5 toastedamphibian Jan 04, 2011 7:31:41	When the second shoe is thrown, the gent at the second podium tries to deflect it. It looks like he is slapping Bush in the back of the head though. (He isn't, it just looks kinda like he is.)
#6 jesse.two.coins Jan 04, 2011 7:32:53	lol maybe he's slapping Bush's head out of the way! jk jk
#7 Robin_Hoodlum Jan 04, 2011 9:02:22	Wow... Still Bush bashing?
#8 pluisjen Jan 04, 2011 9:03:56	I don't see why not, it still seems to be working
#9 boraxe Jan 04, 2011 9:07:31	That is most certainly an instinctive response born of practice. Doubtless he ducked more than a few thrown ashtrays and empty whiskey bottles in his day.
#10 ADHadh Jan 04, 2011 9:26:30	Slow Jesse is slow ;P I don't know whether it was here or elsewhere where I've seen the comment: "Wow, the man has thought that fast for the first time in life!" or something to that effect. Anyone care to enlighten me?
#11 EscherEnigma Jan 04, 2011 10:13:31	Hm. Topical.
#12 jesse.two.coins Jan 04, 2011 11:41:40	Nobody in here is Bush bashing. I thought he was a great president lol I'm republican.
#13 zombie_babies Jan 04, 2011 12:01:59	That guy in the loop totally tried to bash Bush, man. Like in the friggin' head, man. With a friggin' shoe, man. Two shoes, man. Man.
#14 jesse.two.coins Jan 04, 2011 12:21:54	That guy in the loop totally tried to bash Bush, man. Like in the friggin' head, man. With a friggin' shoe, man. Two shoes, man. Man. oh! right well he was attempting to bush bash but bush had no tolerance for that lol
#15 idhriniel Jan 04, 2011 13:52:04	If you see the whole thing, it's almost as if he's prepping for a third shoe. Which is kinda funny, because any edumacated person knows that people have two feet...
#16 boraxe Jan 04, 2011 14:04:33	Must've been some sort of subliminable message.
#17 zombie_babies Jan 04, 2011 14:10:58	I'm just glad the shoe wasn't nucular.
#18 idhriniel Jan 05, 2011 6:21:00	Why does everyone say nucular!? It's pronounced NEW-CLEE-AR. Eesh. Is it that hard to pronounce nuclear?
#19 jesse.two.coins Jan 05, 2011 6:24:35	nah ur wrong its nucular.
#20 toastedamphibian Jan 05, 2011 7:37:09	It is even more fun to pronounce it so that it rhyms with that car that is named after that cat but pronounced stupid. "Nook-Uar"
#21 boraxe Jan 05, 2011 8:24:39	Why does everyone say nucular!? It's pronounced NEW-CLEE-AR. Eesh. Is it that hard to pronounce nuclear? For George Bush apparently it was as he constantly and consistently pronounced it nucular (thus ZB's joke).
#22 zombie_babies Jan 05, 2011 9:44:02	Why does everyone say nucular!? It's pronounced NEW-CLEE-AR. Eesh. Is it that hard to pronounce nuclear? Boraxe already explained, but ... holy bleeping bleep. it was a bleeping joke about the bleeping president known for his bleeping terrible pronounciation and bleeping penchant for creating new bleeping words. I bleeping saw a bleeping joke and bleeping felt like bleeping playing the bleep along. 'I'm bleeping right and you're bleeping wrong!' should bleeping never be the first bleeping place you bleeping go. Cuz when you bleeping do, you more bleeping often than bleeping not end up looking like a bleeping fool. Short version: Before you pat yourself on the back in satisfied correctness, make certain you haven't missed something terribly obvious that makes your celebration totally unwarranted. Or, slow the bleep down. And just to put the focus where it should be, the most important piece of this message is the following - which can be found just above this line: . To repeat, the most important thing to take away from this way too long bit of rambling nonsense is this: . It's a joke. The whole damned thing.
#23 jesse.two.coins Jan 05, 2011 10:04:19	i tried my hardest and couldnt follow that lol