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#1 Dralenan Feb 28, 2009 3:28:46	Seeing as it's an off topic tavern, the rules of this thread are that everything much be off topic...of the thread. No post can actually reply to or reference anything in the previous post. Daylight savings time is a costly and frustrating practice that contributes nothing to society. Contradictory statements are also welcome. Do not post contradictory statements.
#2 Lord_Ventnor Feb 28, 2009 3:31:31	No, I will not hunt down apples! That is cruel and barbaric!
#3 rambaldi Feb 28, 2009 4:24:06	The consumption of ferrous metals is the perfect closer to any meal.
#4 MarcelusDragonsbane Feb 28, 2009 4:26:33	Multiple platypus are known as platypod
#5 Lord_Ventnor Feb 28, 2009 5:13:19	If "Con" is the opposite of "Pro", then is "Congress" the opposite of "Progress"?
#6 cherubaddon Feb 28, 2009 5:14:42	For the Emperor!
#7 rambaldi Feb 28, 2009 5:26:28	Norton picked up an earth worm.
#8 cherubaddon Feb 28, 2009 6:02:47	Will DC 20.
#9 oxybe Feb 28, 2009 6:39:45	If a mime falls down in woods, does he make a sound?
#10 powercat Feb 28, 2009 7:39:35	I had a time machine once, but I traded it for some Pogs.
#11 demiteddybear Feb 28, 2009 7:58:48	How many people of a particular group does it take to screw in a light bulb? One person to perform the task, and an undefinite number of others to perform actions based on the stereotype.
#12 Novacat Feb 28, 2009 10:30:43	I feel ya. I'm like that too.
#13 cherubaddon Feb 28, 2009 11:42:07	Where did you say did the fish get caught? (Reference?)
#14 m-bark Feb 28, 2009 11:53:40	Fish are mined, not grown!
#15 cherubaddon Feb 28, 2009 12:00:45	Wait... how do you know that of her?
#16 Nyronus Feb 28, 2009 12:04:16	Ayn Rand is one of the greatest minds of the Twentieth Century. Also, Ninjas.
#17 Kobold_Avenger Feb 28, 2009 12:42:04	Kobolds are awesome!
#18 oxybe Feb 28, 2009 12:50:16	!emosewa era sdlobok
#19 cherubaddon Feb 28, 2009 12:58:21	But that wasn't me! I promise!
#20 ciaran Feb 28, 2009 12:59:34	What was the page number?
#21 Dralenan Feb 28, 2009 13:06:24	Yes, the intention was quite clear. I'm glad he was a shellfish.
#22 Alter_Boy Feb 28, 2009 13:09:33	It's a wrestling move!
#23 Nyronus Feb 28, 2009 13:25:24	Breloom, use Focus Punch! WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!
#24 Lord_Ventnor Feb 28, 2009 13:39:59	ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!!!
#25 m-bark Feb 28, 2009 13:47:32	NIPPON BANZAI!
#26 ciaran Feb 28, 2009 13:54:34	Thank you.
#27 birdursh Feb 28, 2009 14:06:09	I'm sorry. It's the cancer.
#28 oxybe Feb 28, 2009 14:14:47	TASTE THE RAINBOW
#29 Dralenan Feb 28, 2009 14:17:39	I have never been so exasperated.
#30 crossroads_wanderer Feb 28, 2009 14:20:10	Gdye tvoya koshka?
#31 oxybe Feb 28, 2009 14:22:53	Le cornichon violet va sauter le jambon... CIBOULETTE! CIBOULETTE! ALOUETTE EN MOIS DE MAI!
#32 Lord_Ventnor Feb 28, 2009 14:26:38	Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my taco. Prepare to die.
#33 Dralenan Feb 28, 2009 14:38:27	I've always believed that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I usually skip it.
#34 Lord_Ventnor Feb 28, 2009 14:44:48	Kicking baneofelves in the kneecaps is surprisingly therapeutic.
#35 Dralenan Feb 28, 2009 14:46:17	A bird in the hand is worth two in the deep fryer.
#36 oxybe Feb 28, 2009 16:03:30	two birds in the deep fryer is not worth one hand.
#37 arlen Feb 28, 2009 16:15:28	Do not post contradictory statements. Actually, Canada is in fact secretly communist.
#38 cherubaddon Feb 28, 2009 16:16:12	I believe so, yes indeed.
#39 oxybe Feb 28, 2009 16:42:34	in communist canada, thread replies to YOU!
#40 awesome_dude Feb 28, 2009 16:46:40	Old McDonald had a farm, minus e-squared O!
#41 oxybe Feb 28, 2009 16:48:23	If cats in hats eat fat rats, why do cows wear toupees?
#42 rambaldi Feb 28, 2009 16:52:20	there are 7 things to know in life yes 8. counting is not one of them
#43 demiteddybear Feb 28, 2009 16:54:14	Do you know how hard it is to find a good martini at this time of the day?
#44 cherubaddon Feb 28, 2009 16:58:10	How many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
#45 oxybe Feb 28, 2009 17:03:12	Vecna is powerful and feared god of death, but can he see why goblins like cinnamon cat crunch?
#46 Lord_Ventnor Mar 01, 2009 0:11:36	I lost my sanity this morning. Let me know if you find it, please.
#47 Dralenan Mar 01, 2009 0:28:11	That would only work if you imposed a -2 conditional penalty to the modifier in question, depending on whether or not a 5 ft shift would be applicable.
#48 pigknight Mar 01, 2009 0:33:15	The hamster put his what where?! Would it fit?
#49 Mad_Jack Mar 01, 2009 0:44:09	God ate my television.
#50 Dralenan Mar 01, 2009 2:36:40	Did you even watch the movie?
#51 rambaldi Mar 01, 2009 3:42:25	Seven!
#52 cherubaddon Mar 01, 2009 4:21:53	Speaking of which, the new Vampire: The Requiem is not half as much fun as the old V:tM.
#53 Lord_Ventnor Mar 01, 2009 13:01:10	I am a man in tights! So I deserve rights!
#54 Reg06 Mar 01, 2009 13:57:54	I'm actually quite confused.
#55 cherubaddon Mar 01, 2009 14:28:25	No no, I tell you, it was blue!
#56 dirtyfrank Mar 01, 2009 14:53:35	Are spleens suppose to hurt?
#57 Dralenan Mar 01, 2009 15:12:07	That makes sense, I guess.
#58 Lord_Ventnor Mar 01, 2009 15:27:13	If you were gay That'd be okay I mean 'cause Hey! I like you anyway...
#59 crossroads_wanderer Mar 01, 2009 15:31:08	kplltchk thkrt dkrssssst! (That's Cthulhu for "I want my mommy!")
#60 m-bark Mar 01, 2009 15:45:27	I worship the Supreme Comrade Cossack! Yes, the Canadian mad robot scientist.
#61 Dralenan Mar 01, 2009 15:54:12	So why did you decide to become a communist?
#62 rambaldi Mar 02, 2009 1:54:22	Eleventy nine Elves lost to the Dwarves
#63 cherubaddon Mar 02, 2009 6:47:32	Because communism booores me.
#64 zombie_babies Mar 02, 2009 9:29:04	I've never read anything quite as important as this very sentence.
#65 rake Mar 02, 2009 9:37:17	I've never read anything quite as important as this very sentence. So do you take the bus to school then, or do you bring your lunch from home?
#66 dirtyfrank Mar 02, 2009 9:54:23	The bunny goes "hippity, hop, hop, hop."
#67 zombie_babies Mar 02, 2009 10:02:27	You've never been as important as you are right now.
#68 farmer42_dup Mar 02, 2009 10:03:14	Yes, but what does that have to with the death of the modern classical musician? Electronic instruments clearly haven't hurt it, but the amplifier is it's worse enemy. Cheesy twonothings.
#69 rake Mar 02, 2009 10:04:25	You've never been as important as you are right now. Pfft. Obviously you're Welsch. Either that, or you just don't understand basic alchemical principles. Lrn2fly, n00b.
#70 crossroads_wanderer Mar 02, 2009 10:08:46	"She asked me whyyyyy...I'm just a hairy guyyyyy...I'm hairy noon and night...hair that's a fright. I'm hairy high and loooow...don't ask me why, don't knoooow...It's not for lack of bread, like the Grateful Deaaaad...dar-ling"
#71 zombie_babies Mar 02, 2009 10:17:30	In order to find yourself, you must first lose yourself entirely.
#72 rake Mar 02, 2009 10:20:47	"She asked me whyyyyy...I'm just a hairy guyyyyy...I'm hairy noon and night...hair that's a fright. I'm hairy high and loooow...don't ask me why, don't knoooow...It's not for lack of bread, like the Grateful Deaaaad...dar-ling" No, dearest. It's pronounced po-tae-toe. Po-taaae-to.
#73 ViolenceJack Mar 02, 2009 10:27:41	In order to find yourself, you must first lose yourself entirely. Yeah, a moose once bit my sister, too.
#74 zombie_babies Mar 02, 2009 10:29:01	All movement should be natural. Any movement that feels odd simply cannot be correct. All movement should flow like water or the wind. Natural, fluid and with a soft enough touch to gently push a leaf on a tree or with power enough to rend mountains to sand.
#75 rake Mar 02, 2009 10:37:43	Mom?!?
#76 crossroads_wanderer Mar 02, 2009 10:41:34	Arilyn and Danilo, sitting in a tree...
#77 zombie_babies Mar 02, 2009 11:41:12	The best things in life are bloody and screaming.
#78 Idolis Mar 02, 2009 11:45:14	Don't worry son. You're mom's in a better place now. "How the do you know?"
#79 zombie_babies Mar 02, 2009 11:49:09	One day, all of this will be gone. Live for that day and that day alone.
#80 rake Mar 02, 2009 11:54:38	Bearskin bikinis to all, and to all a bearskin bikini.
#81 zombie_babies Mar 02, 2009 12:08:31	"Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent." - The Judge. Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy
#82 dirtyfrank Mar 02, 2009 12:14:08	42
#83 rake Mar 02, 2009 12:47:37	"All that you love will be carried away." -Restroom graffiti.
#84 zombie_babies Mar 02, 2009 12:47:52	Every day is only as similar as we allow it to be. Party naked. Just not every day.
#85 zombie_babies Mar 02, 2009 12:48:52	"Here I sit, broken hearted. I came to ****, but only farted." - the one thing I read in college I remember most.
#86 rake Mar 02, 2009 12:50:26	One from the master of non sequiturs: "I think so Brain, but there's already a bug stuck in here from the last time."
#87 cherubaddon Mar 02, 2009 15:20:01	On the hand, I really must say this strikes me as somewhat Giant Frog; however, it still is very Giant Frog.
#88 rake Mar 02, 2009 15:30:53	"Well, I think so Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?"
#89 cherubaddon Mar 02, 2009 15:35:17	"Well, I think so Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?" "Don't you think hollow-points would be more effective?"
#90 zombie_babies Mar 02, 2009 15:35:34	If we did that, chicken Bob would kiss our hands. I don't know about you, but that's just a mess of beans I can't throw at a brick.
#91 cherubaddon Mar 02, 2009 15:38:59	If we did that, chicken Bob would kiss our hands. I don't know about you, but that's just a mess of beans I can't throw at a brick. Granted. I accept your proposal. Garden Chairs it is.
#92 zombie_babies Mar 02, 2009 15:46:43	Granted. I accept your proposal. Garden Chairs it is. Be sure to tell the goldfish the chimp is in the mail.
#93 cherubaddon Mar 02, 2009 15:49:20	Be sure to tell the goldfish the chimp is in the mail. Speaking of cattle: How is your kitchen knife faring? It heard it had green. Is it better now?
#94 brotherjgizmo Mar 02, 2009 15:53:38	Speaking of cattle: How is your kitchen knife faring? It heard it had green. Is it better now? Then my nipples hardened poking his eyes out!
#95 zombie_babies Mar 02, 2009 15:59:35	Then my nipples hardened poking his eyes out! It's a lofty goal to seek panera bread so soon after a noon goat flogging.
#96 thkkbldstrm Mar 02, 2009 16:08:48	Where hath the doom come from Horatio? Did it come from the east? I know that there is nothing that the Cat people of Foln doth do while they fish, for it is not the time for such things. Who has my change, for there is a claw machine which requires it! The proof is in the pudding, but the bread makes a better club when left to stale in the winter months! Moth's can smell better than I! Grab the shotgun pa, there be fireflies on the lawn! Eeeeevil fireflies (you can tell because of the red glow and they prefer to rest in the skulls of their prey).
#97 Dralenan Mar 02, 2009 18:41:23	Where hath the doom come from Horatio? Did it come from the east? I know that there is nothing that the Cat people of Foln doth do while they fish, for it is not the time for such things. Who has my change, for there is a claw machine which requires it! The proof is in the pudding, but the bread makes a better club when left to stale in the winter months! Moth's can smell better than I! Grab the shotgun pa, there be fireflies on the lawn! Eeeeevil fireflies (you can tell because of the red glow and they prefer to rest in the skulls of their prey). Indeed, the safest road to hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts.
#98 thkkbldstrm Mar 02, 2009 19:34:18	Indeed, the safest road to hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. And with Fondu Fountains from which cheese does not flow, but the screams of the damned, with, in the back ground supplying the sound track is a painting of a dog playing the unholiest of games... trouble! Trouble with the pop-o-matic bubble! Oh that bubble, it's cacophonic blasts sending things! Things! Oh gloriously evil things such as ::Deleted, inset pictures of puppies playing, but no ordinary puppies! NO! evil puppies! You can tell by the Horns!:: ...and next time...next time... something! (as an aside, perhaps I should switch to decaf.)
#99 Silvercrys Mar 02, 2009 19:57:22	Turquoise bicycle shoe fins actualize radishes greenly! The flamingo moon hasn't sailed the hairbrush under the umbrella's pig! Pink moose froze ash into the sunbeam hair grease! Lawn gnomes engaged swing tricycles between cats! Seven-hat fish swallow purple duck-billed elephants! (First line courtesy of The Order of the Stick #68)
#100 Lord_Ventnor Mar 02, 2009 21:20:47	Turquoise bicycle shoe fins actualize radishes greenly! The flamingo moon hasn't sailed the hairbrush under the umbrella's pig! Pink moose froze ash into the sunbeam hair grease! Lawn gnomes engaged swing tricycles between cats! Seven-hat fish swallow purple duck-billed elephants! (First line courtesy of The Order of the Stick #68) ... And that's when I punched the platypus right in the face! Oh, you shoulda been there, it was AMAZING.
#101 Mad_Jack Mar 02, 2009 21:43:58	Query: Did you observe the dimensional parameters of that Gallus Domesticus?!?!?!?
#102 Silvercrys Mar 02, 2009 21:50:02	Smug Statement: I believe I forgot to mention I reversed the turbolift codes. In case you managed to get this far. (Stolen shamelessly from HK-50, Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2)
#103 SteelMirror Mar 02, 2009 21:51:48	I also hate it, in movies or popular fiction, when a "scientist" will mention that they DNA strand they are examining consists of an "unusual amino acid sequence" or somesuch, implying that it must therefore be engineered/extraterrestrial/from the past/who knows what. Is it so hard for a scriptwriter to understand the difference between an amino acid and a NUCLEOTIDE?? WELL!?!?? EDIT: and especially when scientists get it wrong! <>
#104 thkkbldstrm Mar 02, 2009 21:53:08	Query: Did you observe the dimensional parameters of that Gallus Domesticus?!?!?!? Yes, but the pie was sub par.
#105 Silvercrys Mar 02, 2009 21:56:10	I also hate it, in movies or popular fiction, when a "scientist" will mention that they DNA strand they are examining consists of an "unusual amino acid sequence" or somesuch, implying that it must therefore be engineered/extraterrestrial/from the past/who knows what. Is it so hard for a scriptwriter to understand the difference between an amino acid and a NUCLEOTIDE?? WELL!?!?? EDIT: and especially when scientists get it wrong! <> But didn't you notice the lovely table spread? I really think the bunnies added lots of atmosphere to an otherwise dreary dinner-party. Especially the pirate ninja robot egg-laying purple vorpal bunnies.
#106 SteelMirror Mar 02, 2009 21:59:55	But didn't you notice the lovely table spread? I really think the bunnies added lots of atmosphere to an otherwise dreary dinner-party. Especially the pirate ninja robot egg-laying purple vorpal bunnies. Sort of. But you're forgetting the sheer size of a battleship. The simple fact that it's displacement is so much greater, combined with the old problem that increasing size increases power linearly and mass cubicly, means that a destroyer could simply evade any attempted ramming maneuver.
#107 Silvercrys Mar 02, 2009 22:06:49	Sort of. But you're forgetting the sheer size of a battleship. The simple fact that it's displacement is so much greater, combined with the old problem that increasing size increases power linearly and mass cubicly, means that a destroyer could simply evade any attempted ramming maneuver. Yes, but only if the Large Hadron Collider creates dragons. Cause that would be freaking awesome. Although, it would probably make the world a much scarier place (not that it needs any help in that regard) Also, purple bunny rabbits make me smile.
#108 SteelMirror Mar 02, 2009 22:11:19	Yes, but only if the Large Hadron Collider creates dragons. Cause that would be freaking awesome. Although, it would probably make the world a much scarier place (not that it needs any help in that regard) Also, purple bunny rabbits make me smile. Never heard of it, sorry. I'm not really into Pokemon.
#109 Silvercrys Mar 02, 2009 22:18:48	Never heard of it, sorry. I'm not really into Pokemon. Well, I heard a rumor that the Garden Gnomes and the Fake Flamingos had it out finally. The flamingos put up a good fight... but the gnomes were better.
#110 SteelMirror Mar 02, 2009 22:27:45	Oh yeah? Well Hitler wore pants! Is that what you're advocating? Becoming like Hitler? (alternately, see "Bush wore pants!")
#111 Dralenan Mar 02, 2009 22:35:07	Oh yeah? Well Hitler wore pants! Is that what you're advocating? Becoming like Hitler? (alternately, see "Bush wore pants!") I always supported perestroika.
#112 pigknight Mar 02, 2009 22:36:43	Dum yhe hezo phlegan!
#113 Dralenan Mar 02, 2009 23:34:58	Dum yhe hezo phlegan! Well you know, maybe we can make it happen. No no no, I'm not going to do that. See, she's laughing at me. I guess I'll give you a call.
#114 dirtyfrank Mar 03, 2009 0:14:04	Poodles? Really? Why the heck do you want play poodle sorcerer?
#115 farmer42_dup Mar 03, 2009 0:32:23	If we did that, chicken Bob would kiss our hands. I don't know about you, but that's just a mess of beans I can't throw at a brick. "I think so Brain, but how are two lab mice going to take over the world?"
#116 SteelMirror Mar 03, 2009 0:43:14	"I think so Brain, but how are two lab mice going to take over the world?" Perhaps the real tragedy of it all is that none of us were ready. Not Parks, with his overzealous dichotomy of us vs. evil. Not Barkley with his head full of books and dead philosophers. Not even Jenkins really understood that firing rounds at targets during practice, and firing them at Clone soldiers under the control of a creepy undead psychic girl who turns out to be your mother, is nothing at all alike . . .
#117 Silvercrys Mar 03, 2009 5:46:38	Perhaps the real tragedy of it all is that none of us were ready. Not Parks, with his overzealous dichotomy of us vs. evil. Not Barkley with his head full of books and dead philosophers. Not even Jenkins really understood that firing rounds at targets during practice, and firing them at Clone soldiers under the control of a creepy undead psychic girl who turns out to be your mother, is nothing at all alike . . . But you don't understand... HE WAS MY FRIEND! Jerk. I hope the sad bunny fairy visits you on the 7th Thursday after the morning of the day of the end of the world.
#118 rake Mar 03, 2009 8:04:17	"I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?"
#119 Silvercrys Mar 03, 2009 8:35:12	Tesla Slinky. As epic as it sounds.
#120 cherubaddon Mar 03, 2009 9:15:51	I suppose so.
#121 rake Mar 03, 2009 10:48:05	GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!
#122 Silvercrys Mar 03, 2009 12:13:09	I suppose so. The fluffy crocodile wasn't much of a pajama's non-sequitur?
#123 cherubaddon Mar 03, 2009 13:22:06	Quite a crunchy one indeed.
#124 brotherjgizmo Mar 03, 2009 14:45:55	I'd have to disagree a proposal such as that is bound to have the panties falling.
#125 thkkbldstrm Mar 03, 2009 15:07:25	I'd have to disagree a proposal such as that is bound to have the panties falling. Maybe, but what of the HoL? With its complex and diverse society, it was bound to happen, but did it need to be so much? It was if there was a giant bowl of pudding and nobody knew how to fling it at the walls and make it stick to a ceiling fan. Just how? How do you fire a arrow at just ONE potato chip without peircing the bag. Of course, then you have to figure whether the house wren will sell your secrets to Lenny down the street. So, in the end what I guess I'm trying to say is JUMPING JACKS KILL PEOPLE! or alternately JUMPING JACKS KILL, PEOPLE!
#126 cherubaddon Mar 03, 2009 15:08:34	Maybe, but what of the HoL? With its complex and diverse society, it was bound to happen, but did it need to be so much? It was if there was a giant bowl of pudding and nobody knew how to fling it at the walls and make it stick to a ceiling fan. Just how? How do you fire a arrow at just ONE potato chip without peircing the bag. Of course, then you have to figure whether the house wren will sell your secrets to Lenny down the street. So, in the end what I guess I'm trying to say is JUMPING JACKS KILL PEOPLE! or alternately JUMPING JACKS KILL, PEOPLE! Jumping Jacks don't kill people. People do.
#127 brotherjgizmo Mar 03, 2009 15:25:41	Well I disagree (enter my religion's deity) will surely beat (enter other religion's deity) in a hot sauce contest wile continuously beating Sam Brokaw with a wooden paddle for his sick satisfaction.
#128 Alter_Boy Mar 03, 2009 16:57:58	That's what SHE said!
#129 Silvercrys Mar 03, 2009 17:00:44	Well I disagree (enter my religion's deity) will surely beat (enter other religion's deity) in a hot sauce contest wile continuously beating Sam Brokaw with a wooden paddle for his sick satisfaction. Of course! Bright pink polar bears! Why didn't I think of that?
#130 oxybe Mar 03, 2009 17:01:12	but does it float?
#131 thkkbldstrm Mar 03, 2009 20:16:04	I think the real question is whether they'll buy it in Ohio.
#132 Silvercrys Mar 03, 2009 21:19:40	No no no. You've got it all wrong. The gears are supposed to be rectangles. That way they don't roll down the hill when they fall off the machine.
#133 cherubaddon Mar 04, 2009 5:53:30	No no no. You've got it all wrong. The gears are supposed to be rectangles. That way they don't roll down the hill when they fall off the machine. But the hills are an ILLUSION. So the gears might as well not exist. As long as the cake is real, we're fine.
#134 mnemonicsv Mar 04, 2009 7:03:27	Yeah, but the cake only exists for the frosting. If the frosting isn't real, then there's no way that iron bar will magnetize.
#135 Silvercrys Mar 04, 2009 7:14:45	(Ok, I'm breaking the rule, but I have to say it) Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back. The cake is a lie.
#136 cherubaddon Mar 04, 2009 7:51:20	(Ok, I'm breaking the rule, but I have to say it) Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back. The cake is a lie. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo...!!!" *splatch*
#137 zombie_babies Mar 04, 2009 9:12:07	I'm not sure I like the color this koala bear has eaten. It's too damned snowy. Where have the normal coils taken them to?
#138 cherubaddon Mar 04, 2009 10:56:32	To the pond, I suppose, though I cannot say for sure. Anyway, what's up with your fondness for garden chairs?
#139 zombie_babies Mar 04, 2009 11:42:36	They've long since burned that vessel. At one time, it was quite the pickle. Too damned portly. Too damned portly.
#140 brotherjgizmo Mar 04, 2009 12:29:08	Ooh you like Regis too?
#141 dirtyfrank Mar 05, 2009 1:36:02	My teacher said that the First Lady is married to the President. I then thought to myself, "I wander if she ever ed any dinosaurs?"
#142 cherubaddon Mar 05, 2009 7:18:26	Probably. Poor dinosaurs.
#143 dirtyfrank Mar 05, 2009 10:06:44	I know, I'm addicted to placebos.
#144 zombie_babies Mar 05, 2009 10:12:14	Without a choice in mustard, one cannot become healed through religion.
#145 cherubaddon Mar 05, 2009 10:25:11	BUT, religion can be healed through mustard. And that's where the garlic comes in.
#146 Silvercrys Mar 05, 2009 13:40:18	Purple dragons? I don't know. I think I'd rather have invisible ones. They'd pretty awesome looking.
#147 zombie_babies Mar 05, 2009 13:44:16	Personally, I'd like to hair more plants. Tasty and quite arousing, if you ask the nun. ;)
#148 cherubaddon Mar 05, 2009 14:19:36	Really? Gosh, that's horrible, I feel so sorry for you. Nothing like a good, solid brick to make your day, is there?
#149 Idolis Mar 05, 2009 14:22:22	He said [--------------] She thought [---------] Would you believe [--]
#150 dirtyfrank Mar 05, 2009 14:36:17	No, of course not Honey.
#151 brotherjgizmo Mar 05, 2009 14:56:36	Thank you my Onion ring.
#152 Crackerjake Mar 05, 2009 17:29:24	STOP BEING NAKED!!!!!!!
#153 Alter_Boy Mar 05, 2009 18:19:31	Her feet reeked because she was knee deep in manure, but it was still the best Starbucks in Glasgow!
#154 Silvercrys Mar 05, 2009 19:19:06	But what did the grey-eyed green-eared purple mustached cereal eater ever do to you?
#155 Alter_Boy Mar 05, 2009 19:21:27	He might have been high or drunk. That can make the mundane seem magical!
#156 Dralenan Mar 05, 2009 21:07:36	He might have been high or drunk. That can make the mundane seem magical! He said it was like an epiphany.
#157 dirtyfrank Mar 05, 2009 21:15:10	You've just been non sequiturred!
#158 Dralenan Mar 05, 2009 21:52:26	The truth is, I've always liked ice cream. I just was going along with everyone else.
#159 Alter_Boy Mar 05, 2009 22:16:38	"In his House at Moscow, Dead Vladimir Lenin waits dreaming, yet he shall rise and his Kingdom shall cover the Earth."