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#1 homicidal_squirrel May 01, 2011 18:27:56	www.miamiherald.com/2011/04/29/2193087/s...
#2 EscherEnigma May 01, 2011 19:09:43	Fascinating. So... how many years out do you think grotesque abominations of mad science that run rampant through the streets are?  'cause I want enough time to quit my day job and stockpile ammunition before that day comes.
#3 homicidal_squirrel May 01, 2011 19:13:45	I'd say two days after this gets approved for use. It is Florida after all. We can start things that aren't completely stupid; however, that does not mean we won't do our best to it up.
#4 EscherEnigma May 01, 2011 19:19:07	Hrm... why am I suddenly reminded of a Southpark episode1.  I don't remember the set-up, but it had Christopher Reeve using stem cells to become a super villain... ________ 1One of the few I watched.  I think it was on a long road trip and someone was playing it on their laptop.
#5 lokiare May 01, 2011 19:37:47	That's ok, they're taking organs out of dead people bleaching them with a special soap (to get rid of the cells but not the underlying cell structure) inserting cells from a person that needs the organ. They grow creating a new organ, then they shock it (if its a heart) it begins to work, they put it in the person and bam no rejection at all.. Soon walking corpses will be the norm and people can potentially live forever as long as they can loot corpses for organs...
#6 EscherEnigma May 01, 2011 19:41:07	I wonder how that would work on brains...
#7 lokiare May 01, 2011 20:24:30	I wonder how that would work on brains... Sadly your out of luck there...
#8 shiningwolf88 May 02, 2011 11:19:51	You should be proud. Florida has scientists! Bible Freaks will hunt them down, no worries. Your economy will briefly grow from the sport. ...ok, this is awesome. It almost makes me want to move to Florida, if I didn't feel so bad for the mostly defenseless scientists...and the Bible Freaks.
#9 Maxperson May 02, 2011 12:53:36	Hrm... why am I suddenly reminded of a Southpark episode1.  I don't remember the set-up, but it had Christopher Reeve using stem cells to become a super villain... ________ 1One of the few I watched.  I think it was on a long road trip and someone was playing it on their laptop. Yeah.  Didn't he suck the stem cells from aborted fetuses or something like that?
#10 zombie_babies May 02, 2011 13:13:49	Yup.  Cracked 'em open at the neck and sucked the cells right out.