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#1 homicidal_squirrel Sep 20, 2012 16:42:00	www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/19/valeri...
#2 jetshield Sep 20, 2012 17:07:27	The story leaves a few question unanswered. Like, "Why the heck wouldn't someone in the family have told her before they got married?"
#3 zombie_babies Sep 21, 2012 8:18:06	Not an Ohio story.  Doylestown is in Wayne county - which is south of Summit.  Akron is in Summit county and is closer to the center than the bottom.  Since, as we all know, anything south of Akron is officially West Virginia, well, this is not an Ohio story.  And since it's a WV story the inbreeding makes a lot more sense.
#4 The_Silversword Sep 22, 2012 1:10:53	Whatevs, you lot up there in northern 'hio are weirdos.
#5 The_Silversword Sep 22, 2012 3:11:09	Thats more of a Kentucky thing, in Ohio we just tip cows.
#6 jetshield Sep 22, 2012 8:55:37	When tipping cows, it's important to be sure it's a cow you're tipping. The ones with horns on their heads get mighty grumpy about the whole thing.
#7 homicidal_squirrel Sep 22, 2012 14:10:28	Why would you tip a cow?
#8 homicidal_squirrel Sep 22, 2012 16:20:55	Why would you tip a cow? Because she gave you good serve? Pffft... Liar! What do Quebecois know about tipping?
#9 homicidal_squirrel Sep 22, 2012 17:38:37	15% is the right amount, considering wages are higher here. Yes, but we all know you don't tip.
#10 sfdragon Sep 22, 2012 17:44:31	well didnt you know taht Ohioans were always Hi between two Os?
#11 homicidal_squirrel Sep 22, 2012 18:23:25	15% is the right amount, considering wages are higher here. Yes, but we all know you don't tip. What? It's true.
#12 The_Silversword Sep 22, 2012 18:26:06	I ussually go with 10%, it makes the math easier. Or I just leave a 5 And you tip the cows cause thats what youre supposed to do after taking their mushrooms, right?
#13 homicidal_squirrel Sep 22, 2012 18:30:38	I ussually go with 10%, it makes the math easier. Or I just leave a 5 And you tip the cows cause thats what youre supposed to do after taking their mushrooms, right?  Which of the Mario game has cows?
#14 The_Silversword Sep 22, 2012 18:33:08	I ussually go with 10%, it makes the math easier. Or I just leave a 5 And you tip the cows cause thats what youre supposed to do after taking their mushrooms, right?  Which of the Mario game has cows? Never been 'shroom hunting in cow paties?
#15 sfdragon Sep 22, 2012 18:40:08	lon lon ranch.....
#16 ADHadh Sep 22, 2012 18:47:43	lon lon ranch..... "Filthy casual", as some would say. Show
#17 homicidal_squirrel Sep 23, 2012 3:36:44	Yes.
#18 homicidal_squirrel Sep 23, 2012 12:41:47	According to who? Anyone and everone who has ever had the misfortune of working as a waiter/waitress and had a Quebecois come in. Also, your hair stylist says you don't tip well.
#19 homicidal_squirrel Sep 23, 2012 14:03:20	Maybe they gave poor service. With the attitude your fellow citizens have on the boards, I wouldn't be surprised your waiters/waitresses deserve much of a tip.  As for me, I'm a very generous tipper. Here is a tip for you, do not put people of a nation into the same bag. Americans always do this.  You're Quebecois, you don't have a nation.
#20 The_Silversword Sep 23, 2012 16:43:26	Maybe they gave poor service. With the attitude your fellow citizens have on the boards, I wouldn't be surprised your waiters/waitresses deserve much of a tip.  As for me, I'm a very generous tipper. Here is a tip for you, do not put people of a nation into the same bag. Americans always do this.  Yeah Americans are all the time doing that, which is why all those muslims are going ape-**** cause  one (Egyptian) guy made a 15 minute youtube video about them.
#21 homicidal_squirrel Sep 23, 2012 19:17:33	Maybe they gave poor service. With the attitude your fellow citizens have on the boards, I wouldn't be surprised your waiters/waitresses deserve much of a tip.  As for me, I'm a very generous tipper. Here is a tip for you, do not put people of a nation into the same bag. Americans always do this.  You're Quebecois, you don't have a nation. I have a nation, just not a country. Whatever, you still don't count.
#22 The_Silversword Sep 24, 2012 1:33:17	Heres some more Ohio news, Big-Butter/Touchdown Jesus has finally been replaced with... 5-dollar-footlong Jesus!
#23 CorranHornIsAwesome Sep 24, 2012 18:49:25	Maybe they gave poor service. With the attitude your fellow citizens have on the boards, I wouldn't be surprised your waiters/waitresses deserve much of a tip.  As for me, I'm a very generous tipper. Here is a tip for you, do not put people of a nation into the same bag. Americans always do this.  You're Quebecois, you don't have a nation. I have a nation, just not a country. Whatever, you still don't count. Yeh, they got their **** ditched by France.
#24 zombie_babies Sep 25, 2012 8:08:21	Sounds like losery whining to me.
#25 zombie_babies Sep 25, 2012 11:43:41	Never happen.  America is number one, dood.
#26 zombie_babies Sep 25, 2012 13:08:37	I will.  Cuz it's true.
#27 jetshield Sep 25, 2012 13:16:31	The U.S. military stands a better chance against China than Canada's 3 tanks and a plane, or Quebec's 2 hipsters and an iMac.
#28 zombie_babies Sep 25, 2012 13:26:40	Don't forget their orange shirts, terrible hair, glasses they don't need and awful beer.
#29 homicidal_squirrel Sep 25, 2012 13:37:59	The U.S. military stands a better chance against China than Canada's 3 tanks and a plane, or Quebec's 2 hipsters and an iMac. I wouldn't be too sure about that. The Chinese may become confused and not know if they should shoot the hipsters, or get back in line and make more Apple products.
#30 jetshield Sep 25, 2012 13:42:25	The U.S. military stands a better chance against China than Canada's 3 tanks and a plane, or Quebec's 2 hipsters and an iMac. I wouldn't be too sure about that. The Chinese may become confused and not know if they should shoot the hipsters, or get back in line and make more Apple products.
#31 zombie_babies Sep 25, 2012 16:10:29	Those are deterents. Much cheaper than nukes. Why would you nuke a hot chick?
#32 zombie_babies Sep 26, 2012 8:16:51	Fair point, sir.  Nuke away.
#42 jetshield Sep 20, 2012 17:07:27	The story leaves a few question unanswered. Like, "Why the heck wouldn't someone in the family have told her before they got married?"
#43 zombie_babies Sep 21, 2012 8:18:06	Not an Ohio story.  Doylestown is in Wayne county - which is south of Summit.  Akron is in Summit county and is closer to the center than the bottom.  Since, as we all know, anything south of Akron is officially West Virginia, well, this is not an Ohio story.  And since it's a WV story the inbreeding makes a lot more sense.
#44 The_Silversword Sep 22, 2012 1:10:53	Whatevs, you lot up there in northern 'hio are weirdos.
#45 The_Silversword Sep 22, 2012 3:11:09	Thats more of a Kentucky thing, in Ohio we just tip cows.
#46 jetshield Sep 22, 2012 8:55:37	When tipping cows, it's important to be sure it's a cow you're tipping. The ones with horns on their heads get mighty grumpy about the whole thing.
#47 homicidal_squirrel Sep 22, 2012 14:10:28	Why would you tip a cow?
#48 homicidal_squirrel Sep 22, 2012 16:20:55	Why would you tip a cow? Because she gave you good serve? Pffft... Liar! What do Quebecois know about tipping?
#49 homicidal_squirrel Sep 22, 2012 17:38:37	15% is the right amount, considering wages are higher here. Yes, but we all know you don't tip.
#50 sfdragon Sep 22, 2012 17:44:31	well didnt you know taht Ohioans were always Hi between two Os?
#51 homicidal_squirrel Sep 22, 2012 18:23:25	15% is the right amount, considering wages are higher here. Yes, but we all know you don't tip. What? It's true.
#52 The_Silversword Sep 22, 2012 18:26:06	I ussually go with 10%, it makes the math easier. Or I just leave a 5 And you tip the cows cause thats what youre supposed to do after taking their mushrooms, right?
#53 homicidal_squirrel Sep 22, 2012 18:30:38	I ussually go with 10%, it makes the math easier. Or I just leave a 5 And you tip the cows cause thats what youre supposed to do after taking their mushrooms, right?  Which of the Mario game has cows?
#54 The_Silversword Sep 22, 2012 18:33:08	I ussually go with 10%, it makes the math easier. Or I just leave a 5 And you tip the cows cause thats what youre supposed to do after taking their mushrooms, right?  Which of the Mario game has cows? Never been 'shroom hunting in cow paties?
#55 sfdragon Sep 22, 2012 18:40:08	lon lon ranch.....
#56 ADHadh Sep 22, 2012 18:47:43	lon lon ranch..... "Filthy casual", as some would say. Show
#57 homicidal_squirrel Sep 23, 2012 3:36:44	Yes.
#58 homicidal_squirrel Sep 23, 2012 12:41:47	According to who? Anyone and everone who has ever had the misfortune of working as a waiter/waitress and had a Quebecois come in. Also, your hair stylist says you don't tip well.
#59 homicidal_squirrel Sep 23, 2012 14:03:20	Maybe they gave poor service. With the attitude your fellow citizens have on the boards, I wouldn't be surprised your waiters/waitresses deserve much of a tip.  As for me, I'm a very generous tipper. Here is a tip for you, do not put people of a nation into the same bag. Americans always do this.  You're Quebecois, you don't have a nation.
#60 The_Silversword Sep 23, 2012 16:43:26	Maybe they gave poor service. With the attitude your fellow citizens have on the boards, I wouldn't be surprised your waiters/waitresses deserve much of a tip.  As for me, I'm a very generous tipper. Here is a tip for you, do not put people of a nation into the same bag. Americans always do this.  Yeah Americans are all the time doing that, which is why all those muslims are going ape-**** cause  one (Egyptian) guy made a 15 minute youtube video about them.
#61 homicidal_squirrel Sep 23, 2012 19:17:33	Maybe they gave poor service. With the attitude your fellow citizens have on the boards, I wouldn't be surprised your waiters/waitresses deserve much of a tip.  As for me, I'm a very generous tipper. Here is a tip for you, do not put people of a nation into the same bag. Americans always do this.  You're Quebecois, you don't have a nation. I have a nation, just not a country. Whatever, you still don't count.
#62 The_Silversword Sep 24, 2012 1:33:17	Heres some more Ohio news, Big-Butter/Touchdown Jesus has finally been replaced with... 5-dollar-footlong Jesus!
#63 CorranHornIsAwesome Sep 24, 2012 18:49:25	Maybe they gave poor service. With the attitude your fellow citizens have on the boards, I wouldn't be surprised your waiters/waitresses deserve much of a tip.  As for me, I'm a very generous tipper. Here is a tip for you, do not put people of a nation into the same bag. Americans always do this.  You're Quebecois, you don't have a nation. I have a nation, just not a country. Whatever, you still don't count. Yeh, they got their **** ditched by France.
#64 zombie_babies Sep 25, 2012 8:08:21	Sounds like losery whining to me.
#65 zombie_babies Sep 25, 2012 11:43:41	Never happen.  America is number one, dood.
#66 zombie_babies Sep 25, 2012 13:08:37	I will.  Cuz it's true.
#67 jetshield Sep 25, 2012 13:16:31	The U.S. military stands a better chance against China than Canada's 3 tanks and a plane, or Quebec's 2 hipsters and an iMac.
#68 zombie_babies Sep 25, 2012 13:26:40	Don't forget their orange shirts, terrible hair, glasses they don't need and awful beer.
#69 homicidal_squirrel Sep 25, 2012 13:37:59	The U.S. military stands a better chance against China than Canada's 3 tanks and a plane, or Quebec's 2 hipsters and an iMac. I wouldn't be too sure about that. The Chinese may become confused and not know if they should shoot the hipsters, or get back in line and make more Apple products.
#70 jetshield Sep 25, 2012 13:42:25	The U.S. military stands a better chance against China than Canada's 3 tanks and a plane, or Quebec's 2 hipsters and an iMac. I wouldn't be too sure about that. The Chinese may become confused and not know if they should shoot the hipsters, or get back in line and make more Apple products.
#71 zombie_babies Sep 25, 2012 16:10:29	Those are deterents. Much cheaper than nukes. Why would you nuke a hot chick?
#72 zombie_babies Sep 26, 2012 8:16:51	Fair point, sir.  Nuke away.