Does anyone here want to help out an OTTer and login to my online school and do the 20 quizzes that will allow me to graduate in time? I can scrape together some money to pay you if that helps?
its math but its advanced topics so its higher than algebra 2
neither of those helped me at all. I'm not smart enough to finish this in time so I'm asking for help.
I also hope you are aware that letting other people do your tests is most likely illegal and/or a criminal offense, likely to get you expelled/incarcerated, and counterproductive even if you succesfully let someone else do your exams.
The general idea of "education" is that if you aren't smart enough to finish, you are not supposed to finish.
I also hope you are aware that letting other people do your tests is most likely illegal and/or a criminal offense, likely to get you expelled/incarcerated, and counterproductive even if you succesfully let someone else do your exams.
I didn't ask for a white knight I asked for help plu. Its not illegal at all either I've had someone help me on a test before in britain and when they graded me out they didn't ask me about it.
I'm not smart enough to finish this in time so I'm asking for help.
No, you're asking for people to do your work for you, so you can then pass it off as your own. Given your self-styled title of "Resident 1337 Speaker," let me put this in terms you can understand: this is what we call CH34T1NG. This is also what we call WR0NG.
Do your own work. Calling yourself "not smart enough" is simply an excuse for not wanting to put the effort in to finish. As the old adage goes, "Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right."
At the risk of sounding kitchy, D&D is a game about heroes who stretch themselves to the limits of their ability on a daily basis to accomplish feats that "normal" people would deem impossible. If you're going to play the game in an attempt to feel like one of those heroes, is it too much to ask that you put forth even a modicum of the same effort in your non-gaming life?
Its not illegal at all either I've had someone help me on a test before in britain and when they graded me out they didn't ask me about it.
Just because they didn't catch you doesn't mean it wasn't wrong.
Its not illegal at all either I've had someone help me on a test before in britain and when they graded me out they didn't ask me about it.
Just because they didn't catch you doesn't mean it wasn't wrong.
I know its wrong thats why I'm offering money.
I could do it for you, but I doubt you'd be able to afford it. I charge per quiz, and dependent on the grade you want. It would be easier, and cheaper, for you to do your own work.
how much are we talking? I only need a 50 on each one.
But, if you're certain it's not illegal, give me your login data and I'll ask the school if I'm allowed to do the tests for you. If I am, I'll give it my best shot. I can probably get you a passing grade.
I'm not smart enough to finish this in time so I'm asking for help.
No, you're asking for people to do your work for you, so you can then pass it off as your own. Given your self-styled title of "Resident 1337 Speaker," let me put this in terms you can understand: this is what we call CH34T1NG. This is also what we call WR0NG.
Do your own work. Calling yourself "not smart enough" is simply an excuse for not wanting to put the effort in to finish. As the old adage goes, "Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right."
At the risk of sounding kitchy, D&D is a game about heroes who stretch themselves to the limits of their ability on a daily basis to accomplish feats that "normal" people would deem impossible. If you're going to play the game in an attempt to feel like one of those heroes, is it too much to ask that you put forth even a modicum of the same effort in your non-gaming life?
Let me explain this in a way you can understand. This is real life. People lie, cheat, and steal. Deal with it. I'm trying to finish this quickly so I can acheive a higher position at my work to help support my family. If you're not going to help then don't post in this thread, you're not going to lecture me into magically being smart enough to do a math that I have no idea how it works.
They probably didn't ask because they assumed you did your own work. I'm pretty sure it is illegal though.
But, if you're certain it's not illegal, give me your login data and I'll ask the school if I'm allowed to do the tests for you. If I am, I'll give it my best shot. I can probably get you a passing grade.
hmm I wouldn't ask them that.
I could do it for you, but I doubt you'd be able to afford it. I charge per quiz, and dependent on the grade you want. It would be easier, and cheaper, for you to do your own work.
how much are we talking? I only need a 50 on each one.
How many questions are on each quiz? Starting price is $100 for a 10 question quiz + $50 for every 10 points. So a ten question quiz with only 5 of them right would run you $350. It's another $100 for every ten questions that the quiz has. Every 10 questions that the quiz has also increases the price for every 10 points you want by double. So ten points on a 20 question quiz would run you $100.
Yes, it's expensive...
Much easier and cheaper for you to do it yourself.
Not to mention that if you get caught for this, nothing is going to happen to me, but you will probably have to repeat all your quizzes and won't graduate. I'll still keep you money. Seeing as you are discussing this on a public forum, and it is now documented, I suggest you do the work yourself.
Let me explain this in a way you can understand. This is real life. People lie, cheat, and steal. Deal with it.
We are dealing with it. Quite effectively, considering the cheater isn't getting what he wants and is only becoming frustrated instead.
I don't get it. I thought it was a joke. I mean, it's an online school. That means, by definition, that you have to be on the internet to take your tests. If you can't find the answers to every question somewhere on the greatest repository of knowledge (and porn) known to man, you need more help than just someone taking your test for you.
google doesn't have answers to random math questions
Why not. You've just said there's nothing wrong with it so they wouldn't mind, correct?
Wrong, read again, I said its wrong but not illegal, no one will be prosecuted butI'll have to re-do it
I could do it for you, but I doubt you'd be able to afford it. I charge per quiz, and dependent on the grade you want. It would be easier, and cheaper, for you to do your own work.
how much are we talking? I only need a 50 on each one.
How many questions are on each quiz? Starting price is $100 for a 10 question quiz + $50 for every 10 points. So a ten question quiz with only 5 of them right would run you $350. It's another $100 for every ten questions that the quiz has. Every 10 questions that the quiz has also increases the price for every 10 points you want by double. So ten points on a 20 question quiz would run you $100.
Yes, it's expensive...
Much easier and cheaper for you to do it yourself.
Not to mention that if you get caught for this, nothing is going to happen to me, but you will probably have to repeat all your quizzes and won't graduate. I'll still keep you money. Seeing as you are discussing this on a public forum, and it is now documented, I suggest you do the work yourself.
grrr, you're giving me the rich person on the miami coast prices
Let me explain this in a way you can understand. This is real life. People lie, cheat, and steal. Deal with it.
We are dealing with it. Quite effectively, considering the cheater isn't getting what he wants and is only becoming frustrated instead.
1. wasn't talking to you.
2. I ain't mad at all bro.
grrr, you're giving me the rich person on the miami coast prices
Not at all. It's just supply and demand. You have a demand, and I seem to be the only one that willing to supply you with what you need. Unless someone else decides to price their services lower than me, I don't have a reason to be cheap.
Not at all. It's just supply and demand. You have a demand, and I seem to be the only one that willing to supply you with what you need. Unless someone else decides to price their services lower than me, I don't have a reason to be cheap.
Ahhh, the advantages of knowledge over a purchased diploma.
grrr, you're giving me the rich person on the miami coast prices
Not at all. It's just supply and demand. You have a demand, and I seem to be the only one that willing to supply you with what you need. Unless someone else decides to price their services lower than me, I don't have a reason to be cheap.
well I mean I could get someone in this room right here that I'm sitting in to help me for moneys but I'm outsourcing so that some of my fellow OTTers can get my money instead, but thats just too expensive for me
As much of a car genius as I am (at times) I know
all about phones. I can barely text someone if given a phone to send a message for someone else. Watching me operate a cell phone is much akin to watching an ape trying to solve high end physics.You can get into the nitty gritty aspects of phones most people can't even think about doing (jailbreaking etc). If you are smart enough for that, you are easily smart enough for Math.
You can solve math problems, especially with the help of the internet. Look up some tutorial sites, and follow the steps they give you,it might not be solving the exact problems, but it will give you the steps to solving the problems.
I'd know because I had to do internet research and help in order to pass the nuclear qualification exam when I took it. In four days, I went from not being able to do
all, to being able to get through the test, and barely pass it.Let me explain this in a way you can understand. This is real life. People lie, cheat, and steal. Deal with it.
We are dealing with it. Quite effectively, considering the cheater isn't getting what he wants and is only becoming frustrated instead.
1. wasn't talking to you.
2. I ain't mad at all bro.
Ah, but you were talking to me, so:
We are dealing with it. Quite effectively, considering the cheater isn't getting what he wants and is only becoming frustrated instead. (Of course, we're dealing with it by poking the stupid person with a stick.)
Really? You came on to a public forum and asked people to cheat for you, and offered "I've done it before and didn't get in trouble because they didn't specifically and directly ask me if I cheated" as your moral justification. What did you expect?
grrr, you're giving me the rich person on the miami coast prices
Not at all. It's just supply and demand. You have a demand, and I seem to be the only one that willing to supply you with what you need. Unless someone else decides to price their services lower than me, I don't have a reason to be cheap.
well I mean I could get someone in this room right here that I'm sitting in to help me for moneys but I'm outsourcing so that some of my fellow OTTers can get my money instead, but thats just too expensive for me
That may be true, but can they guarantee you the grade you want? And are they able to provide the service in a timely manner? These are all things you should take into consideration. Besides, by now you should know I charge high prices so I don't have to work long hours.
grrr, you're giving me the rich person on the miami coast prices
Not at all. It's just supply and demand. You have a demand, and I seem to be the only one that willing to supply you with what you need. Unless someone else decides to price their services lower than me, I don't have a reason to be cheap.
well I mean I could get someone in this room right here that I'm sitting in to help me for moneys but I'm outsourcing so that some of my fellow OTTers can get my money instead, but thats just too expensive for me
That may be true, but can they guarantee you the grade you want? And are they able to provide the service in a timely manner? These are all things you should take into consideration. Besides, by now you should know I charge high prices so I don't have to work long hours.
I've gotten a few offers so far and none of them are that high I'm sorry but I just can't afford it bro
Let me explain this in a way you can understand. This is real life. People lie, cheat, and steal. Deal with it.
We are dealing with it. Quite effectively, considering the cheater isn't getting what he wants and is only becoming frustrated instead.
1. wasn't talking to you.
2. I ain't mad at all bro.
Ah, but you were talking to me, so:
We are dealing with it. Quite effectively, considering the cheater isn't getting what he wants and is only becoming frustrated instead. (Of course, we're dealing with it by poking the stupid person with a stick.)
Really? You came on to a public forum and asked people to cheat for you, and offered "I've done it before and didn't get in trouble because they didn't specifically and directly ask me if I cheated" as your moral justification. What did you expect?
I certainly didn't expect a whiney lurker to lecture me about how I should be more similar to a DnD hero, even if you're not going to help me I'll let you know that I am thankful for the comedic relief you have given me
I don't know where you're getting the impression you'll be able to resit (or should that be sit?) the papers if you're caught cheating. Every school, college and university I've been in has had a policy of failing or simply expelling anyone who does so.
its online all I have to do is go back to the main page and re enter the quiz code, the highest grade sticks
Jesse, you have the power of the internet at your disposal. Think about all the stuff you know with phones etc.
As much of a car genius as I am (at times) I know
You can get into the nitty gritty aspects of phones most people can't even think about doing (jailbreaking etc). If you are smart enough for that, you are easily smart enough for Math.
You can solve math problems, especially with the help of the internet. Look up some tutorial sites, and follow the steps they give you,it might not be solving the exact problems, but it will give you the steps to solving the problems.
I'd know because I had to do internet research and help in order to pass the nuclear qualification exam when I took it. In four days, I went from not being able to do
Thanks man
that was a really cool post. I am doing it and I'm basically doing what you said but I'm just moving at a crawl and I ideally need to be done today. Thats where the issue lies. This course is rated at around sixty hours but if someone knows the content then they can't scream through it ya know?
amidoinitrite?
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cute+(mostly)on topic = good
ugly+(completely)off topic = bad
Just take your time and double check your work. I have faith that you can do it
thanks micha, I guess I'll give it a fair shot
You get what you pay for. Hopefully those offers don't turn out be be crappy work.
Its not illegal at all either I've had someone help me on a test before in britain and when they graded me out they didn't ask me about it.
Just because they didn't catch you doesn't mean it wasn't wrong.
I know its wrong thats why I'm offering money.
I laughed out loud at this one.
As a word of helpful advice: there's a lot of math help IRC channels and even a sub-reddit that's entirely dedicated to helping people through math problems. They (probably) won't take the test for you, but they can help you figure out questions you're stuck on.
I know its wrong thats why I'm offering money.
I laughed out loud at this one.
That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard all week. That's almost sig-worthy...
Its not illegal at all either I've had someone help me on a test before in britain and when they graded me out they didn't ask me about it.
Just because they didn't catch you doesn't mean it wasn't wrong.
I know its wrong thats why I'm offering money.
I laughed out loud at this one.
As a word of helpful advice: there's a lot of math help IRC channels and even a sub-reddit that's entirely dedicated to helping people through math problems. They (probably) won't take the test for you, but they can help you figure out questions you're stuck on.
thanks man I'll give your project a few views
I know its wrong thats why I'm offering money.
I laughed out loud at this one.
That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard all week. That's almost sig-worthy...
;)