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Ok, I'm going to tell you something but you must promise not to get mad

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#1
modern_iconoclast
Aug 30, 2010 12:41:39 Like we all didn't already know....

Wants To Tell Nation Something But Nation Has To Promise Not To Get Mad

Old news? Yeah....
But he beat cancer. Or so he likes to repeatidly tell people.
This has nothing to do with beating cancer, cheating is cheating, the guy's a cheat.
But he beat cancer.

A lesson learned, you can cheat all you want and still beat cancer.
Wait..... wasn't his cancer related to his lower-body area?
Aren't side-effects of those products he barely mentions affecting the lower-body area?

So, he even cheated in getting his cancer....
#2
zombie_babies
Aug 30, 2010 13:09:24 Umm ... that's an Onion article. Am I missing something?
#3
modern_iconoclast
Aug 30, 2010 13:29:00
Umm ... that's an Onion article. Am I missing something?

Yeah, a good source of misinformation, should have put some smileys in there...
I just needed to rant a little, I always thought the guy was a fraud, anyways, carry on!
#4
EscherEnigma
Aug 30, 2010 13:45:19 The word you want is "satire".

Satyr is what the adorable Mr. Tumnus is.
Though sometimes he's called a faun

But really, the line between satyr and faun is fuzzy depending on the mythology you're using as a benchmark.
#5
EscherEnigma
Aug 30, 2010 14:19:57 Maybe it's part of having "Lewis" in your name? I mean, Lewis Carrol wrote some pretty messed up stuff too...
#6
modern_iconoclast
Aug 30, 2010 14:53:44 I now have a strange craving for watching a Jerry Lewis movie on acid.
#7
ADHadh
Aug 31, 2010 5:56:18
The word you want is "satire".

Satyr is what the adorable Mr. Tumnus is.
Though sometimes he's called a faun

But really, the line between satyr and faun is fuzzy depending on the mythology you're using as a benchmark.
#8
pluisjen
Aug 31, 2010 6:42:39 They should just let pro-sporters do anything they damn well want with their body and go a lot laxer on all the rules. That way we might get some more interesting scientific advances out of it.

Lets them think outside of the box and lets them test out all sorts of medicine and see how the body handles various things that are bad for you.

I say it's a win-win situation.

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#1 modern_iconoclast Aug 30, 2010 12:41:39	Like we all didn't already know.... Wants To Tell Nation Something But Nation Has To Promise Not To Get Mad Old news? Yeah.... But he beat cancer. Or so he likes to repeatidly tell people. This has nothing to do with beating cancer, cheating is cheating, the guy's a cheat. But he beat cancer. A lesson learned, you can cheat all you want and still beat cancer. Wait..... wasn't his cancer related to his lower-body area? Aren't side-effects of those products he barely mentions affecting the lower-body area? So, he even cheated in getting his cancer....
#2 zombie_babies Aug 30, 2010 13:09:24	Umm ... that's an Onion article. Am I missing something?
#3 modern_iconoclast Aug 30, 2010 13:29:00	Umm ... that's an Onion article. Am I missing something? Yeah, a good source of misinformation, should have put some smileys in there... I just needed to rant a little, I always thought the guy was a fraud, anyways, carry on!
#4 EscherEnigma Aug 30, 2010 13:45:19	The word you want is "satire". Satyr is what the adorable Mr. Tumnus is. Though sometimes he's called a faun But really, the line between satyr and faun is fuzzy depending on the mythology you're using as a benchmark.
#5 EscherEnigma Aug 30, 2010 14:19:57	Maybe it's part of having "Lewis" in your name? I mean, Lewis Carrol wrote some pretty messed up stuff too...
#6 modern_iconoclast Aug 30, 2010 14:53:44	I now have a strange craving for watching a Jerry Lewis movie on acid.
#7 ADHadh Aug 31, 2010 5:56:18	The word you want is "satire". Satyr is what the adorable Mr. Tumnus is. Though sometimes he's called a faun But really, the line between satyr and faun is fuzzy depending on the mythology you're using as a benchmark.
#8 pluisjen Aug 31, 2010 6:42:39	They should just let pro-sporters do anything they damn well want with their body and go a lot laxer on all the rules. That way we might get some more interesting scientific advances out of it. Lets them think outside of the box and lets them test out all sorts of medicine and see how the body handles various things that are bad for you. I say it's a win-win situation.