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#1 Mad_Jack Feb 22, 2013 21:49:33	They're armed and dangerous!  A woman trying to cook waffles in a friend's oven apparently didn't notice he kept the clip for his .45 Glock in the oven...  What a loser -  I mean, c'mon, who doesn't keep explosives in their oven, y'know?  Really, though, how < bleeping > < CoC violation removed > do you have to be to not mention that, oh, yeah, hang on, I gotta take my ammo out of the oven first?
#2 draco1119 Feb 22, 2013 22:07:38	Really, though, how < bleeping > < CoC violation removed > do you have to be to not mention that, oh, yeah, hang on, I gotta take my ammo out of the oven first? A) Maybe he didn't know she was cooking.  Granted, that is her job, but maybe he... Yeah, if I keep going with that I'm gonna get banned. B) How does she have to be not to look in the oven?
#3 bone_naga Feb 22, 2013 22:14:00	They're armed and dangerous!  A woman trying to cook waffles in a friend's oven apparently didn't notice he kept the clip for his .45 Glock in the oven...  What a loser -  I mean, c'mon, who doesn't keep explosives in their oven, y'know?  Really, though, how < bleeping > < CoC violation removed > do you have to be to not mention that, oh, yeah, hang on, I gotta take my ammo out of the oven first? It's a magazine not a clip. Get it right!
#4 The_Silversword Feb 23, 2013 9:14:11	I used to work at this metalurgical place running this belt furnace, any way this guy I worked with would always bring me something that he wanted me to run through the furnace just to see what would happen, chicken legs, pizza, pop cans, all kindsa stupid stuff, anyways I would always stick it in there for him, cause I was kinda curious too what happens to small household items when they get to about 1750 degrees fahrenheit, except one time when we wanted me to stick a 22 round in there, even I knew that was a bad idea!
#5 Pontiac Feb 23, 2013 21:26:29	Yeah thats a great place to store ammo, where's he keep his guns? in his kids room with 1 in the chamber?
#6 bone_naga Feb 24, 2013 23:32:38	I'm still trying to think of a reason to put a magazine in the oven. Just something, anything that might explain how this happened. I've got nothing.
#7 Hipster_Dog Feb 24, 2013 23:57:00	I'm still trying to think of a reason to put a magazine in the oven. Just something, anything that might explain how this happened. I've got nothing. I can think of two: 1) Keep them in  safe place. 2) Dry them after he dropped them in the toilet.
#8 zombie_babies Feb 25, 2013 8:55:29	Yeah thats a great place to store ammo, where's he keep his guns? in his kids room with 1 in the chamber? Hopefully.  You know, to maybe clean up the genetic pool a li'l.
#9 ADHadh Feb 25, 2013 11:32:21	I'm still trying to think of a reason to put a magazine in the oven. Just something, anything that might explain how this happened. I've got nothing. I can think of two: 1) Keep them in  safe place. 2) Dry them after he dropped them in the toilet.  Number 2 seems plausible.
#10 Mad_Jack Feb 25, 2013 21:20:03	I can think of two: 1) Keep them in  safe place.   Considering that it's entirely possible these two were stoners and probably eat out a lot/don't do much home cooking, they might have thought the oven at home was reasonably safe...
#11 Hipster_Dog Feb 25, 2013 21:31:12	I can think of two: 1) Keep them in  safe place.   Considering that it's entirely possible these two were stoners and probably eat out a lot/don't do much home cooking, they might have thought the oven at home was reasonably safe... Ummm... My sixth sense is tingling. Projection much, MJ?