subsistcyber;19248687 wrote:
Who's TA then?
sblock plwees
Te otter hoard cannot be contained!
Damn... then I'm the one next to that one throwing gang signs.
The one to the right? Thats Escher.
Well which one am I?
I think KGM is the one all the way to the left in the middle cause it looks like it's smooching.
When have I ever "smooched" on these boards?
If an otter was tazing another KGM would be the tazer and I'd be the tazee.
When have I ever "smooched" on these boards?
Prolly has to do with the fact that you're married.
Well none of them have "Shocking Pink over Bright Yellow, mostly faded Hair." So I figured you'd be the smoochie OTTer. :D
And you're only saying that because you know I'm a girl, so STFU.
I don't get it either.
If an otter was tazing another KGM would be the tazer and I'd be the tazee.
LMAO. True.
We need to find one that's giving an "I'll kill you look", because dirtyfrank always says that's how I look in my pictures. :P
LMAO. True.
We need to find one that's giving an "I'll kill you look", because dirtyfrank always says that's how I look in my pictures. :P
That's because you totally would. Like for example, if I was in one of your DND games you'd totally kill my character. I can see it in you eyes. The eyes don't lie. :P
I'm not sure if KGM is in that pic. See she's a GM that kills so she'd be the biggest, baddest and meanest vermin in that whole bunch, and well I don't see an OTTer there that fits that description. I don't see any OTTer there that is beating up on all the others with awesomely powerful monsters or nothin'.
KGM is the water. We're just barely floating, and she could destroy us is she felt like it.
KGM is the water. We're just barely floating, and she could destroy us is she felt like it.
Are you calling me fat?*
*This is a running gag in my group, not a serious question. Whenever anyone says something that could remotely be responded to with "Are you calling me fat?", it sparks hilarity in our group.
I don't know!
It's all wrong. dirtyfrank needs to be written with a disgusting puke green like color.
It was, but the contrast made it hard to read
... are you saying I'm fat?
Nah. He's sayin' yer furry.
Now that you have names you should have arrows or lines connecting the names with the correct OTTer.
Yes pls. We r confuzzled.
Nah. He's sayin' yer furry.
Ok, admittedly I forgot to shave this morning (it's morning for crying out loud! Who's up this early? BLARGA) but I shaved yesterday and it doesn't grow that fast.
Ok, admittedly I forgot to shave this morning (it's morning for crying out loud! Who's up this early? BLARGA) but I shaved yesterday and it doesn't grow that fast.
Well then it appears he is mistaken. Or, possibly, purposefully exaggerating to get under your skin. What a mean thing to do. Mean, man. Just mean.
*Makes sure eyes aren't red and irritated from contacts* okay... thats good.
Why the hate?
No hate. Just a quest for clarification. Us OTTers can be an ornery bunch, though. 'Specially if we haven't had our daily oyster ration.
No Dark Stryke?
What do you mean he's rig...DANG IT!
Also, that picture will run out of usable otters if I assign everybody to one.
Sic 'em Piggles!! ;)
HEY! LISTEN!
I totally was nice giving you the WTF? otter, and there you go, backstabbing me...
HEY! LISTEN!
I totally was nice giving you the WTF? otter, and there you go, backstabbing me...
lol - S'ok BoJ0. I like the WTF otter.
How many of us actually have a Resident title? That's ideally how many named otters there should be :P
I've had two "Resident" titles, 'cause the first got reported. Do I get two otters?
You can get one when you learn to type. :P
Oh, I know quite well how to type. You're lucky I'm not in the same room as you, as you would be wondering why your cheek was turning red.
i want an otter labeled 4 me :P
You'll need to be a regular regular now or have been one in the past and/or have a Residence tag in your sig.
Owls_and_More_Owls: Resident Hooter
Woot! I mean... Hoot! I think it might fit.
I think you got Micha and me mixed up, you should swap the lables.
Hmm... might work.
"Resident Guy Everyone Thinks Is A Girl"
And I still object to being the "smooching" OTTer.
/shock
It seemed funnier in my head ...
why is it that a lot of guys play girls? **sigh**
Joking answer:
[indent]So they don't feel quite as weird for flirting with other guys.[/indent]
Not-quite-as-joking answer:
[indent]Because as there are no womens on the interwebs, if we didn't have guys pretending to be girls we'd have no girls at all.[/indent]
Non-joking answer:
[indent]Why not?[/indent]
why is it that a lot of guys play girls? **sigh**
Because they're teens? Because they're all angsty and cliche? Maybe they like imagining their character's feminine bod?
Answer: Homophobia and disruptive behavior are funny.
Not-quite-as-joking answer:
[indent]Because as there are no womens on the interwebs, if we didn't have guys pretending to be girls we'd have no girls at all.[/indent]
well, no women on the internet is a lie...ur talkin to one right now
well, no women on the internet is a lie...ur talkin to one right now
Unless you're also a man pretending to be a woman.
To be fair, You dont actually know my real gender.
I knew he was a she!!
well, no women on the internet is a lie...ur talkin to one right now
Pics or else you're a guy. If you post pics then you're a guy posting pics of some random girl. It's a lose-lose
I should start referring to everyone as if they're a woman here on the interewebz
To be fair, You dont actually know my real gender.
Didn't you post picks of yourself a while back?
IDH, you have an english teacher, right?
yeah, I was just being lax. its 2115 where I'm at and I'm typically in bed by now.
by the way owls, check out the IC thread...Aleth's passed out.
I do surprisingly well...it creeps me out sometimes.
I RP girls because...well I think of it as a challenge.
I do surprisingly well...it creeps me out sometimes.
To be fair, You dont actually know my real gender.
I know. Like I said, it was funnier in my head because your gender is always a topic of debate (especially, IIRC, with pigknight).
You could be the RESIDENT ANDROGYNE
Its awesome when people use pronouns to describe me in posts. Because, invariably, someone will say something like "OMG! Owls is a GUY!!?"
lol would you rather we refer to you as "it"?
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2009/08/11/wisconsin-otter-attack/
"Drummond, Wis. (AP) — An Austrian woman on vacation in Wisconsin is getting rabies shots after she said she was bitten several times by at least two otters while swimming in a lake."
I'll bet the two OTTers were PK and Z_B. Yes, totally... you two would jump at the chance to hunt down that poor 40+ year old woman. I'm reporting this to the Drummond Police Dept. Ya'll are going down.
I didn't know Otters carried rabies :P
Now you know. And knowing is half of the battle.
Hey... did they actually have that quote in the movie?
Now you know. And knowing is half of the battle.
Hey... did they actually have that quote in the movie?
I don't know. I remember reading enough reviews that said Transformers Revenge of the fallen looks intelligent by comparison and that was enough to stop me cold in my GiJoe Nostalgia craving tracks.
did u know that squirrels can't contract rabies?
Actually, that's not true. ALL mammals can contract rabies. If you are ever bitten by an aggressive squirrel you need to seek medical attention immediately. Lack of fear from normally skittish wild animals is a symptom of rabies, and rabies is almost always fatal if untreated. If you wait until you show symptoms it's too late, there is no cure. Those few who do not die will suffer brain damage. Rabies is nasty.
:heehee
I RP girls because...well I think of it as a challenge.
I do surprisingly well...it creeps me out sometimes.
You only RP the super horny, super easy girls well. That's not that hard. To RP a normal (as in, one that isn't a nympho) is damn near impossible for most guys.
You only RP the super horny, super easy girls well. That's not that hard. To RP a normal (as in, one that isn't a nympho) is damn near impossible for most guys.
Not really. Most people just think about it too much and end up over-exaggeratting things.
"Drummond, Wis. (AP) — An Austrian woman on vacation in Wisconsin is getting rabies shots after she said she was bitten several times by at least two otters while swimming in a lake."
I'll bet the two OTTers were PK and Z_B. Yes, totally... you two would jump at the chance to hunt down that poor 40+ year old woman. I'm reporting this to the Drummond Police Dept. Ya'll are going down.
She had it comin'. Trust me. Crusty semi-ol' bag ...
wow, Z_B you would...how could you attack that poor old woman? I can see why PK would do it (:evillaugh) but not you
Then, my dear, you must know absolutely nothing of my nature and even less of my work.
Fine, but rabies? A little overkill...
I can't help what I have. I just take the gifts god has given me and do my level best to pass them on.
I've been advised by my counsel to refer all questions to him. It seems this is a serious matter. I may be facing the death penalty. I don't see how it's at all fair considering she's still alive ... and after what she did ... but that's how it is, I guess. I'll just say that it started with some friendly belly petting and escalated into a genuine ****-storm at some point after that. She said she was down with the fur, but now it was the Jimmy Beam that was talkin'. Sure sounded like a barely attractive middle aged woman to me, but hey, yes means no or whatever. At least it does after the fact. Whoops. Forgot about that gag order. Though that could have been what started this whole thing ...
I see. Where does Piggy come to all of this? Do I even want to know?
I see. Where does Piggy come to all of this? Do I even want to know?
Well, I can sort of comment on this because there's video evidence or whatever so I'll fill you in on what I can. piggy was the one that found the gal for us on one of his fur-centric dating sites. When she showed up, she said no cameras and we were cool with that. Well, I was. See, piggy hid a camera in one of his stuffed people and he never put any electrical tape over the power indicator. She saw it and got kind of angry but then she seemed to like it so we began actively taping, you know? 'Course that's not her story now. It never is, though, amirite? ;) Anyhoo, he also got caught on a police cruiser's dash cam with her left ankle firmly in his choppers. I was only seen chasing after her with what may or may not appear to be a rusty crowbar. The video is kind of grainy. The grand jury will have to make that determination, I guess. I just hope they won't take that old bag's word for it - or the word of the police sergeant that was just about to taze me. Funny how that piece of footage is absent. Yeah, funny. Well, at any rate that's about all I can get into. I know it looks bad, but she really did deserve it. That poor li'l piggles. I'm amazed all he did was bite her. She totally had more than that coming. Totally. Maybe we'll take her to court in a civil case after we're exonerated (if we don't get rail roaded, that is). The cops told us we can't press charges and that they won't. Cuz we're OTTers. BS, but it is what it is.
What can I say? I enjoy being a vector. :D
What's your vector Victor?
"You have clearance, Clarence."
"Roger, Roger. What's your vector, Victor?"
you know they make tazer shotguns?
But was that in the video? Noooooooo.
PITA
lmao its PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), not PITA (that's a type of bread)
The lady tazed me then shot me with a BB gun.
Yeah. That's not even the bad part. The bad part is where she shot you. (Get it? It's like a vague statement that maybe is actually really descriptive while also not being too descriptive. :P)
lmao its PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), not PITA (that's a type of bread)
Incorrect. PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals. I'm a life member.
assassins!
do it from behind.
assassins!
do it from behind.
i thought it was rogues that did it from behind?
*Gets a book thrown at him*
...
*Gets a giant book thrown at her*
...Bah.
i thought it was rogues that did it from behind?
Assassins are just specialized rogues. Same thing with Ninjas. They all do it from behind and out of nowhere.
Assassins are just specialized rogues. Same thing with Ninjas. They all do it from behind and out of nowhere.
And with gooey poison dripping from their weapons.
And with gooey poison dripping from their weapons.
We usually call those weapons daggers or short swords.
We usually call those weapons daggers or short swords.
Speak for yourself...
We usually call those weapons daggers or short swords.
Couldn't one also be a hand crossbow? A hand held poison slinger should qualify, IMO.
Couldn't one also be a hand crossbow? A hand held poison slinger should qualify, IMO.
I guess they could also hold the poison tipped weapon in their hand for later use.
Thrown weapon specialization?
I guess they could also hold the poison tipped weapon in their hand for later use.
Yeah. Then they could shoot it. They could shoot it all ov .... at the bad guys.
Yeah. Then they could shoot it. They could shoot it all ov .... at the bad guys.
Yeah. Shooting it is good. And the weapon's point will make sure that the poison gets into the enemy.
Yeah. Shooting it is good. And the weapon's point will make sure that the poison gets into the enemy.
Yeah. They'll be injected with hot death!
You know, I always find it odd listening to conversations like this. So many jokes and sillyness about something most people don't even try.
What? Murder? I'm glad most people don't try murder. :P
Oh yeah..... that makes sense.
Send a message to Customer Service if you find it to be important. I hear that they sometimes get things right. ;)
No, they don't. Ever. Just for kicks, when new errata comes out, I call up Customer Service to see what they have to say about the new rules, and they've ALWAYS gotten it WRONG!!!
I am working on a logo for you all.
I'm leaning towards "If you value your heads, you will obey the OTTers"
Would you like to submit a motto/slogan?
I'm leaning towards "If you value your heads, you will obey the OTTers"
:thumbsdow
Lore should be the Resident Bicycle. :P
:thumbsdow
KGM just won the thread.
I have finally adopted a OTT tag.
Well done, sir or madam. Me likey. :D
Look out!!ShowIf I had the time I'd label all of the OTTers... but I don't, so there.
Take that stuff to the right.
Don't mind if I do.
*Takes the stuff to the right*