Our pool parties are way more awesome

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#1

homicidal_squirrel

Oct 02, 2012 16:04:58
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#2

LadyNeferRa

Oct 02, 2012 21:58:55
The Viking in me would seriously consider that, if I would be feeding the same 'gators to my kids later in the day.  Sort of like a "playing with your food first" kind of thing, I might go for it.  

Otherwise, nope, no frellin' way. 
  
#3

jetshield

Oct 02, 2012 22:34:03
Other than gator pee in your pool, what's the problem? There's no risk as long as nobody is stupid enough to take the tape off. Unless you're worried about risk to the gator...
#4

The_Silversword

Oct 03, 2012 2:31:08
Awww, their mouths are taped shut? Wheres the fun in that? and here I was thinking that that would be an awesome party!
#5

zombie_babies

Oct 03, 2012 8:20:19
Yup.  Gator poop is probably the worst thing that could happen.  Er, so long as the guys what brought the gators remain onsite.  Cuz parties have booze and Florida has drunks and, well, I bet somehow some tape will eventually - and mysteriously, of course - end up off of one of the gators at some point.
#6

homicidal_squirrel

Oct 03, 2012 11:56:51
Yup.  Gator poop is probably the worst thing that could happen.  Er, so long as the guys what brought the gators remain onsite.  Cuz parties have booze and Florida has drunks and, well, I bet somehow some tape will eventually - and mysteriously, of course - end up off of one of the gators at some point.


#7

Robin_Hoodlum

Oct 04, 2012 16:54:08
Thanks HS.
My IQ just dropped 10 points for even looking at that pic...
#8

homicidal_squirrel

Oct 04, 2012 17:00:25
Thanks HS.
My IQ just dropped 10 points for even looking at that pic...

I'm amazed you're still able to breathe.

#9

Robin_Hoodlum

Oct 04, 2012 18:57:26
Thanks HS.
My IQ just dropped 10 points for even looking at that pic...

I'm amazed you're still able to breathe.



Ha ha
#10

homicidal_squirrel

Oct 04, 2012 20:41:12
Thanks HS.
My IQ just dropped 10 points for even looking at that pic...

I'm amazed you're still able to breathe.



Ha ha

You managed to understand that one, did ya? ;)

#11

homicidal_squirrel

Oct 10, 2012 20:47:43
So it seems Florida Fish and Wildlife stopped the gator swimming parties. But it doesn't matter. You can now swim with tigers!!!
#12

jetshield

Oct 10, 2012 22:04:55
Kitteh!



I wanna swim with the tigerkitteh. That's way kooler that some dumb gator.
#13

zombie_babies

Oct 11, 2012 8:01:41
So baby gators with their mouths taped shut were deemed dangerous but tiger cubs with more dangerous claws and their mouths notably not taped shut so far have not.  Florida is an interesting place.
#14

jetshield

Oct 11, 2012 11:03:17
The baby gators were not permitted in residential pools. The tigers are kept on zoo property, and the swimmers go there to swim with them.
#15

zombie_babies

Oct 11, 2012 11:40:42
Cuz where a tiger you're swimming with is means a lot about how dangerous a tiger you're swimming with is. 

#16

Klirshon

Oct 11, 2012 13:34:00
I support humans getting mauled at pool parties.
#17

The_Silversword

Oct 12, 2012 2:06:46
Shark Parties are where its at!
#18

zombie_babies

Oct 12, 2012 7:42:18
You just wanna try and unowut one and pretend you thought it was a dolphin.