If true... Beer-flavored Ho-Hos! And I won't even have to pay extra for that.
Well, I was going to say "urine-flavored Ding-Dongs", but that wouldn't be ironic.
It wouldn't be ironic, but it would be accurate.
They could use packaging tape and put the Twinkies right on the beer can.
Call it a redneck snack or something.
Oh the possibilities...
Hostess and PBR? A match made in heaven, that.
They could use packaging tape and put the Twinkies right on the beer can.
Call it a redneck snack or something.
Oh the possibilities...
How often do you eat out of dumpsters?
How often do you eat out of dumpsters?
Can't say that I have, but since you're so kind to offer, what's on the menu?
Only trailer trash and hipsters are tasteless enough to drink it.
You need to find better friends.
That said, I would imagine that, unlike hipsters, trailer trash at least know how to drink PBR correctly.
That said, I would imagine that, unlike hipsters, trailer trash at least know how to drink PBR correctly.
Well, since the correct way to drink PBR is 'not at all', I don't think you're on the mark here.
Can't say that I have, but since you're so kind to offer, what's on the menu?
Hostess products and PBR.
You need to find better friends.
That said, I would imagine that, unlike hipsters, trailer trash at least know how to drink PBR correctly.
Straight from the septic tank it was brewed in?
I think he means "When they're already so drunk their taste buds went on strike."
No, I'm pretty sure he meant that the right way to drink PBR is straight out of the septic tank it was brewed in.
Well, since the correct way to drink PBR is 'not at all', I don't think you're on the mark here.
Why I otta!
Can't say that I have, but since you're so kind to offer, what's on the menu?
Hostess products and PBR.
Do you prefer everything used?
Wait...you wear recycled tires on your feet.
I begin to understand.
That said, I would imagine that, unlike hipsters, trailer trash at least know how to drink PBR correctly.
Straight from the septic tank it was brewed in?
Even the trailer bound put limits on the concept of "don't use it until it's been used". Maybe they need to spend more time swimming in the ocean? I dunno.
Hostess and PBR? A match made in heaven, that.
They could use packaging tape and put the Twinkies right on the beer can.
Call it a redneck snack or something.
Oh the possibilities...
You like PBR too? Somehow im not suprised.
Well, since the correct way to drink PBR is 'not at all', I don't think you're on the mark here.
Why I otta!
Admit that he is right?
Do you prefer everything used?
Wait...you wear recycled tires on your feet.
I begin to understand.
That makes absolutely no sense. Drinking PBR has damaged your brain.
You like PBR too? Somehow im not suprised.
I liked PBR before Zombie_Babies knew he was supposed to hate it.
I liked PBR before Zombie_Babies knew he was supposed to hate it.
Hey man, I've had the stuff. I'd have liked it, too ... if I never had beer before. Ok, that's a lie. I never would have liked it.
Only trailer trash and hipsters are tasteless enough to drink it.
I drink it.
And I am not a hipster, trailer trash, or tasteless.
It all makes sense now, Mr M and RH are the same person!
Don't ever, ever, EVER insult me like that again!
EVER!
I drink it.
And I am not a hipster, trailer trash, or tasteless.
Lets take us a looksee here:
Do you drink it ironically? No.
Do you live in a trailer? No.
Well pal, that only leaves one. Looks like you're tasteless. ;)
I drink it.
And I am not a hipster, trailer trash, or tasteless.
Lets take us a looksee here:
Do you drink it ironically? No.
Do you live in a trailer? No.
Well pal, that only leaves one. Looks like you're tasteless. ;)
Well...
...
Yeah.
It all makes sense now, Mr M and RH are the same person!
Don't ever, ever, EVER insult me like that again!
EVER!
Wow! Thou shalt not have a PBR or
That's OK. More for me.
It all makes sense now, Mr M and RH are the same person!
Don't ever, ever, EVER insult me like that again!
EVER!
Wow! Thou shalt not have a PBR or
That's OK. More for me.
Oh, I like PBR, and drink it frequently.
Those guys are always clownin' me over it.
I just don't want to be confused with you.
See, I'm way cooler than you.
You can't be cool if you drink PBR. Hipsters drink PBR, brah.
I remember when it was said you can't be cool if you use the internet, because nerds use the internet.
Hipsters will never enjoy an apotheosis into awesome like nerds did, but PBR will some day shed its unasked for skin of Hipster-deposited weltschmerz.
Don't hate the messenger, brah. Hate your b0rked up tastebuds.
I remember when it was said you can't be cool if you use the internet, because nerds use the internet.
Hipsters will never enjoy an apotheosis into awesome like nerds did, but PBR will some day shed its unasked for skin of Hipster-deposited weltschmerz.
That would be possible if PBR were notable for anything aside from it's awfulness. It's ingested, for the most part, out of irony - not a craving for its taste. There's nothing there to lead it from the depths. The bottom is where it belongs.
All the hipsters I know have aged past their poor years and now drink real beer or are still poor and drink Miller High Life.
Also, seriously, only outsiders think irony+hipsterdom are still connected.
~Ex Billyburg Bartender
People who drink PBR aren't hipsters. They're people who want to be hipster and think hipsters drink PBR. Or they're just poor and thirsty and wanna catch a .5 hour buzz.
All the hipsters I know have aged past their poor years and now drink real beer or are still poor and drink Miller High Life.
Also, seriously, only outsiders think irony+hipsterdom are still connected.
~Ex Billyburg Bartender
Well.
you dood.What do you know kid?
People who drink PBR aren't hipsters. They're people who want to be hipster and think hipsters drink PBR. Or they're just poor and thirsty and wanna catch a .5 hour buzz.
All the hipsters I know have aged past their poor years and now drink real beer or are still poor and drink Miller High Life.
Also, seriously, only outsiders think irony+hipsterdom are still connected.
~Ex Billyburg Bartender
Well we have a resident Hipster who says otherwise. Who should we believe? Some guy who says he knows some hipsters or the hipster we actually know?
PBR = Hipster drink, ingested ironically.
People who drink PBR aren't hipsters. They're people who want to be hipster and think hipsters drink PBR. Or they're just poor and thirsty and wanna catch a .5 hour buzz.
All the hipsters I know have aged past their poor years and now drink real beer or are still poor and drink Miller High Life.
Also, seriously, only outsiders think irony+hipsterdom are still connected.
~Ex Billyburg Bartender
Well.
What do you know kid?
Way too much about the drinking habits of Brooklyners.
Respect.
People who drink PBR aren't hipsters. They're people who want to be hipster and think hipsters drink PBR. Or they're just poor and thirsty and wanna catch a .5 hour buzz.
All the hipsters I know have aged past their poor years and now drink real beer or are still poor and drink Miller High Life.
Also, seriously, only outsiders think irony+hipsterdom are still connected.
~Ex Billyburg Bartender
Well we have a resident Hipster who says otherwise. Who should we believe? Some guy who says he knows some hipsters or the hipster we actually know?
PBR = Hipster drink, ingested ironically.
Since you're asking, I'd go with the hipster you know.
Way too much about the drinking habits of Brooklyners.
Well, there's the problem.
Respect.
As if...
Since you're asking, I'd go with the hipster you know.
Since it doesn't seem you understood, I'll explain: I wasn't asking - as indicated by the final line.
I AM NOT A HIPSTER!
OR A HIPPIE!
STOP CALLING ME THOSE FOUL, EVIL NAMES!!!!
People who drink PBR aren't hipsters.
True, most of the time.
They're people who want to be hipster and think hipsters drink PBR.
Usually not true.
Sometimes they are UNICORNS.
Or they're just poor and thirsty and wanna catch a .5 hour buzz.
This.
I like whiskey with my PBR and so can you.
Also, seriously, only outsiders think irony+hipsterdom are still connected.
I just think whatever the internet tells me is true. Now I have to deal with cognitive dissonance. Thanks for that.
People who drink PBR aren't hipsters.
True, most of the time.They're people who want to be hipster and think hipsters drink PBR.
Usually not true.
Sometimes they are UNICORNS.Or they're just poor and thirsty and wanna catch a .5 hour buzz.
This.
I like whiskey with my PBR and so can you.Also, seriously, only outsiders think irony+hipsterdom are still connected.
I just think whatever the internet tells me is true. Now I have to deal with cognitive dissonance. Thanks for that.
Hahaha, that last line actually made me laugh loud enough that my coworkers came over to investigate. Imagine their dismay.
GET TO WORK YOU LAZY BUM!
MILLIONS ON WELFARE ARE DEPENDING ON YOU!
You're at work on the computer on this site!
GET TO WORK YOU LAZY BUM!
MILLIONS ON WELFARE ARE DEPENDING ON YOU!
You have effective use of emoticons.
It all makes sense now, Mr M and RH are the same person!
Don't ever, ever, EVER insult me like that again!
EVER!
Sorry sorry, im just lashing out cause you never accepted my friend request, I thought we was bros, bro.
It all makes sense now, Mr M and RH are the same person!
Don't ever, ever, EVER insult me like that again!
EVER!
Sorry sorry, im just lashing out cause you never accepted my friend request, I thought we was bros, bro.
Nice try.
I don't have any friend requests.
HS said the samething, you guys are anti-social, its cool I understand, it not like my feeling were hurt or anything.
Yeah, yeah, whatever, its cool.
HS said the samething, you guys are anti-social, its cool I understand, it not like my feeling were hurt or anything.
Maybe you can't send friend requests to members who have their settings on private. Also, can you get on your knees while you cry?
It all makes sense now, Mr M and RH are the same person!
Don't ever, ever, EVER insult me like that again!
EVER!
Sorry sorry, im just lashing out cause you never accepted my friend request, I thought we was bros, bro.
Nice try.
I don't have any friend requests.
Or friends.
can you get on your knees while you cry?
I only do that for friends
head!