Picture of a real life Aboleth

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#1

thenewblack

May 14, 2009 9:57:34
Well...not a REAL one...but it looks pretty close. And apparently it's carnivorous.
IMAGE(http://www.funny-potato.com/images/fishing/mutant-fish/mutant-fish.jpg)
#2

wyld_mutation

May 14, 2009 10:00:03
COOLEST FISH EVAR!!

Edit: Some kind of Catfish?
#3

Alex_

May 14, 2009 10:02:41
Catfish? Apparently, I've been thwarting the plans of the deep ones by capturing their progeny and frying them up with hush puppies and white bread since I was a kid :D
#4

thenewblack

May 14, 2009 10:02:46
Yeah apparantly this was found in the Great Kali river by india and has been rumored to have eaten people. If i get a moment I'll dig up a picture of its teeth.
#5

wyld_mutation

May 14, 2009 10:06:35
Please tell me there's an article I can read about it. I LOVE man-eating fish.

Serves us right for catching them on hook and putting 'em on the barbecue.

I prefer red-meat and chicken... Steak... Though a good swordfish ot tuna steak is good too...
#6

Cpt_Micha

May 14, 2009 10:12:07
It has to be a catfish.

Yeah, there's plenty of children that go missing over in Asia every year that play in the Giant Catfish Rivers.
#7

wyld_mutation

May 14, 2009 10:24:15
I'm pretty sure there is at least one species of fish with whiskers outside the catfish family.

But I'm fairly certain it's a deep-sea blighter.

I was just hoping on clarification as to what to google to read about the monster.
#8

Cpt_Micha

May 14, 2009 10:27:05
nah, that's a catfish. you can tell because of the dorsel fin and the environment it's in. (plus I've seen that fish before on the history channel)
#9

zombie_babies

May 14, 2009 10:28:09
That's nuthin'. Check this puppy out:

#10

Cpt_Micha

May 14, 2009 10:30:12
ZB that can't be real.

What the **** is that thing?
#11

ninjadebugger

May 14, 2009 10:34:17
ZB that can't be real.

What the **** is that thing?

It's a dessicated raccoon, as I recall.
#12

ambulacetus

May 14, 2009 10:47:42
Nice looking fish.

It's a dessicated raccoon, as I recall.

I think it actually turned out, like so many "monsters", to be a dog. The apparent "beak" is just the front of the skull. (But dogs and raccoons aren't that far removed from each other anyways).
#13

thenewblack

May 14, 2009 12:17:54
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/weird/article1784470.ece

There's a link. I guess the fish is called a Goonch.
#14

Alex_

May 14, 2009 12:34:45
Sun? Seriously?
#15

sfdragon

May 14, 2009 12:38:29
yeah it was on river monsters....
discovery channel I think..... that or Nat Geo.
#16

sigil_beguiler

May 14, 2009 12:45:59
Sun? Seriously?

My exact thoughts as well.
#17

zombie_babies

May 14, 2009 12:50:23
ZB that can't be real.

What the **** is that thing?

It's a dessicated raccoon, as I recall.

I think it actually turned out, like so many "monsters", to be a dog. The apparent "beak" is just the front of the skull. (But dogs and raccoons aren't that far removed from each other anyways).

It looks like a dog to me. There are some that believe it's an incredibly large raccoon. Snopes says nobody's sure, I guess. I only saw it today. This is the first one that washed up. Another did not too long ago. There's pics of it, too. Apparently some couple found the newest one and are holding onto the caracass - prob trying to seek cash. Some think it's just a shop job, too. No real confirmation. I think it's a doggy. ;)

EDIT: Here's the linky to the Snopes article.. Status: Undetermined. This hasn't been updated to include the most recent "discovery", though. I'll see if I can find a pic of that one.

EDIT2: Dammit. This pic is godsdamned huge. Sorry, Couldn't find a smaller one. If you like, skip the sblock and click on the link below.
#18

wyld_mutation

May 14, 2009 13:54:55
nah, that's a catfish. you can tell because of the dorsel fin and the environment it's in. (plus I've seen that fish before on the history channel)

I imagine, that thing is COOL. Anyway, sturgeons are the other 'whiskered' fish. Definitely isn't a sturgeon, not ugly enough.

Catfish of some sort it is. Cool one too.
#19

rovin

May 14, 2009 14:15:56
Sun? Seriously?

At least as reliable as Weekly World News used to be.

Off topic, didn't WotC used to do a tabloid news roleplaying game back in the day? I know TSR had one in the Amazing Engine line.
#20

archangel_james

May 14, 2009 15:41:04
Well...not a REAL one...but it looks pretty close. And apparently it's carnivorous.
#21

Shiftkitty

May 14, 2009 20:45:43
Here's that one picture shrunk down (if you use Image Shack, they have a resize option. I don't know which others have one.):
IMAGE(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2609/montaukmonstercopy.jpg)
#22

scipio

May 14, 2009 21:25:15
That critter would be a Bagarius Yarelli, a species of catfish indigenous to southeast Asia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goonch
#23

arderkrag

May 15, 2009 3:38:20
Well...not a REAL one...but it looks pretty close. And apparently it's carnivorous.
IMAGE(http://www.funny-potato.com/images/fishing/mutant-fish/mutant-fish.jpg)

There's one of these in the Columbia, SC zoo.
#24

evansheerzero

May 15, 2009 4:46:02
We'll know for sure once those guys' skin turns transparent.
#25

ADHadh

May 15, 2009 5:10:45
This reminds me of chapter 5 from "Elven Blood", one of the Witcher books. There was a part involving Geralt discussing river wildlife with a graduate from Oxenfurt Academy. Hilarious stuff.

I wonder what does this monstrosity taste like.
#26

vidikh

May 15, 2009 5:26:58
For anyone who is interested this is indeed a Goonch Catfish. The gentleman on the right is Jeremy Wade, biologist and extreme angular. This particular picture is from his TV show on Animal Planet "River Monsters", in which he only catches dangerous fish living in fresh water systems.

In this particular episode it is suggested that the local burial practices are the reason the Goonch have attacked people other than because they are predatory. The local burial practice in that area is to build a raft, place the dead on it, light it aflame if I recall correctly, and push it out into the river. Also this isn't the only large catfish reported to attack people covered by the show.

If you find any of this interesting I suggest looking at the website and checking out the shows on Sundays at 10 PM EST. This coming up week I believe they are covering the Bull Shark, which can survive in fresh water.
#27

scipio

May 15, 2009 16:52:49
In this particular episode it is suggested that the local burial practices are the reason the Goonch have attacked people other than because they are predatory. The local burial practice in that area is to build a raft, place the dead on it, light it aflame if I recall correctly, and push it out into the river. Also this isn't the only large catfish reported to attack people covered by the show.

Yep, it's covered in the wikipedia article I linked to earlier in the thread. Basically the Goonch got a taste for human after feasting on the, for lack of a better term, BBQd remains from the funeral pyres.