PIGGEH!

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#1

pigknight

Mar 29, 2011 22:57:29


PIGGEH!
#2

baneofelves

Mar 29, 2011 23:16:38
P - P - PI - PIGGEH! PI - PIPI - PIGGEH \m/\m/
#3

Qube

Mar 30, 2011 4:16:42
I approve of this thread

#4

ADHadh

Mar 30, 2011 11:05:57
Plug powers ACTVATE!
#5

Jharii

Mar 30, 2011 11:07:42
Pigz iz cute!

#6

boraxe

Mar 30, 2011 11:24:32
Bacon sure does come in a cute package.
#7

ADHadh

Mar 30, 2011 11:26:41
/points at ADH

Furry lover!


Not true.
Note that pigs aren't covered in fur
#8

zombie_babies

Mar 30, 2011 11:35:27
Actually they are.  At least some are.  I'm not exactly 100% on my pig-fu.  I just know they taste nummy.  From bacon to chops to sausage to ...
#9

ADHadh

Mar 30, 2011 11:37:13
Actually they are.  At least some are.  I'm not exactly 100% on my pig-fu.  I just know they taste nummy.  From bacon to chops to sausage to ...


Some are, but most aren't. And the ones I draw are surely not.

This weekend my dad is going to smoke some bacon...
#10

zombie_babies

Mar 30, 2011 11:41:11
Like, in a pipe?
#11

Jharii

Mar 30, 2011 11:41:31
This weekend my dad is going to smoke some bacon...

Filtered or unfiltered?  Or does he use a bong?

#12

zombie_babies

Mar 30, 2011 11:56:22
If he has a hookah, maybe we can all join in?
#13

ADHadh

Mar 30, 2011 15:32:52
Actually they are.  At least some are.  I'm not exactly 100% on my pig-fu.  I just know they taste nummy.  From bacon to chops to sausage to ...


Some are, but most aren't. And the ones I draw are surely not.

This weekend my dad is going to smoke some bacon...



Aren't hipsters supposed to be veggan?


Bah! Hipsters are so mainstream.
#14

boraxe

Mar 30, 2011 16:06:56

Vegan Powers!




Go ahead and get snippy baby.
If you knew the science maybe I'd listen to a word you're saying.


#15

pigknight

Mar 30, 2011 17:44:40


PIGGEH!
#16

pigknight

Mar 30, 2011 18:26:22
No it's a fluffeh piggeh!
#17

Mad_Jack

Mar 30, 2011 19:36:03



#18

ADHadh

Mar 31, 2011 8:00:38


Out-cuted y'all.
#19

zombie_babies

Mar 31, 2011 8:54:03
No it's a fluffeh piggeh!



Dood, I'm like 150% sure U_S knows a sheep when he sees one.  Baa-baa, baby.
#20

Jharii

Mar 31, 2011 8:56:29
No it's a fluffeh piggeh!



Dood, I'm like 150% sure U_S knows a sheep when he sees one.  Baa-baa, baby.

Not from the front.
#21

Cpt_Micha

Mar 31, 2011 9:03:50
Funny I didn't think he was Irish? :-p
#22

boraxe

Mar 31, 2011 9:12:52
Funny I didn't think he was Irish? :-p


Scottish, ya daft bessom! That's why they invented the kilt, cos to sound of a zipper frightened the sheep.
#23

zombie_babies

Mar 31, 2011 9:21:32
Not from the front.



Good point.

An' I thought it was the New Zealanders what got freaky with the herd, yo.
#24

zombie_babies

Mar 31, 2011 9:22:42
Did you know they like wine? It makes them all friendly...



Protip: Moose like fermented apples. 
#25

zombie_babies

Mar 31, 2011 10:08:09
People use swings and trapeez all the time, no?  Why not a ladder?  Or you could bottom.
#26

boraxe

Mar 31, 2011 10:09:25
I Like a Moose

When I was a young man I used to like girls;
I'd tickle their bodies and play with their curls.
But my girlfriend ran off with a sailor named Bruce
Now, you'd never be treated that way by a moose!

chorus: And it's moose, moose, I like a moose,
I've never had anything quite like a moose.
I've had many women, my life has been loose
But I've never had anything quite like a moose.

Whenever I feels I'm in need of a lay
I goes to my cupboard and gets me some hay.
I leans out my window and spreads it around
'Cos a moose always comes when there's hay on the ground!

chorus:

I've done it with all sorts of beasties with hair
I'd do it with snakes if their fangs were not there!
I've had me a chicken, a duck and a goose
But I've never had anything quite like a moose.

chorus:

Purple gorillas on Saturday night,
Lions and tigers, they puts up a fight!
But it just ain't the same when you slams their caboose
As the feeling you get when you're humping a moose.

chorus:

Now I am old ... and increasing in years
I looks on my past, and I sheds me no tears.
I just sits in my chair with a glass of Mateus,
Playing Hide the Salami with Minnie the Moose!

And it's moose, moose, I like a moose,
I've never had anything quite like a moose.
I've had men and women, my life has been loose
But I've never had anything quite like a moose.
#27

ADHadh

Mar 31, 2011 10:45:40
"...but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!"
#28

pigknight

Mar 31, 2011 21:47:21

#29

jetshield

Mar 31, 2011 21:53:23

Tiny Piggeh


Two-Faced Piggeh!
#30

Klirshon

Apr 01, 2011 6:37:34


This hog piggeh regrets getting in line for this machine at the amusement park.