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#1 gideonjura Mar 22, 2012 4:44:31	Don't you love how soft and fluffy they are? they help you sleep at night when your sad you stick your face in one for girls they can have pillow fights with them we should be more greatful about these things we call pillows don't you agree?
#2 draco1119 Mar 22, 2012 9:37:22	To quote the movie Roxanne: "Your [Section 2 Violation] are like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?"
#3 gideonjura Mar 22, 2012 15:54:14	To quote the movie Roxanne: "Your [Section 2 Violation] are like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?" Yes you can fluff my pillows isn't this a sucsessful topic.
#4 Mad_Jack Mar 22, 2012 18:23:52	Anybody that thinks pillow fights are for girls isn't doing it right - you fold the pillow up as small as you can and jam it down into the end of the pillow case until it's packed in as tight as you can get it, then you keep the pillow constantly spinning like a pair of nunchakus to keep it packed in tight. If you're good enough, getting hit is like somebody throwing a heavy ball at your head from two feet away... I gave my little brother a concussion once - he was standing on his bed and leaned down to try to clock me over the head with his pillow, but he missed and I caught him with an uppercut right under the chin while he was bent over. He went arse over teakettle like a Fatality from MK, lol... I fight two-fisted, with one held overhand and the other in an underhand reversed grip.
#5 gideonjura Mar 22, 2012 19:07:48	Anybody that thinks pillow fights are for girls isn't doing it right - you fold the pillow up as small as you can and jam it down into the end of the pillow case until it's packed in as tight as you can get it, then you keep the pillow constantly spinning like a pair of nunchakus to keep it packed in tight. If you're good enough, getting hit is like somebody throwing a heavy ball at your head from two feet away... I gave my little brother a concussion once - he was standing on his bed and leaned down to try to clock me over the head with his pillow, but he missed and I caught him with an uppercut right under the chin while he was bent over. He went arse over teakettle like a Fatality from MK, lol... I fight two-fisted, with one held overhand and the other in an underhand reversed grip. See I don't know what to say if I said they where for boys too I yhought you guys would say dude pillow fights are not for boys the truth is I really like pillow fights myself anf think they are quite fun!
#6 ADHadh Mar 23, 2012 4:10:35	You know there are professional pillow fights? Supposedly they're quite brutal.
#7 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 4:31:36	You know there are professional pillow fights? Supposedly they're quite brutal. oh I know everything about professional pillow fights I made them up
#8 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 4:33:08	is it leagal to change you resident title?
#9 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 13:54:07	is it leagal to change you resident title? Sure, but generally it is given by OTTers. Well I tried that but... nobody replied and I posted it on the otters group I want to change is to thunderOTTer
#10 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 15:48:59	No one goes to that group anymore. The cool club is private. As for your resident title, right now you are the resident wannabe. Depending on your acceptance in the (un)holy halls of the club, you will get another title. But still how do you get in to this club do I get an invite?
#11 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 17:48:38	I will never obey to a cat unless it was my leader hipster cat is not a leader of my kind
#12 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 18:46:10	The secret club is the only cool place on these goddamn forums. You may get an invite, but we need to trust you first... too many phantom reporters and thread stalkers around. What kind of trust do you want i'm no stalker i'm no phantom reporter i'm just a dude on th forums that really wants to be in the cool club please excpet me
#13 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 18:49:47	I'm truthful I won't lie and I will not say somthing on the internet thats not true please please please trust me and send me an invite
#14 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 19:08:59	I won't say my age i'm a male I don't have any thoughts on politics and I don't have a religion I can derail threads to I can also be really funny just somtimes I don't always show it oh wont you guys let me in please please please
#15 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 19:14:43	The poster that can invite you won't be on til monday. Yeah, he is a loser with a life. But we need to know a few things about you. Like your age and gender. Cause we can be a bit naughty. What are your thoughts on politics and religion? Cause we talk about that a lot. Also, you'll need to be a bit more trollish. Like It was said before, try to derail threads or get moderated by the mods. Or just be funny. Show us you are worthy. see i've already derailed this thread we where talking about pillows now we are talking about house of trolls see i'm worthy!
#16 homicidal_squirrel Mar 23, 2012 19:20:23	The poster that can invite you won't be on til monday. Yeah, he is a loser with a life. That's incorrect. He can't afford internet service at home. His janitorial job doesn't pay him enough.
#17 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 19:21:52	So whats the deal am I in???
#18 homicidal_squirrel Mar 23, 2012 19:23:25	Your thread derailing skillz have yet to be proven.
#19 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 19:25:09	Your thread derailing skillz have yet to be proven. Ok who wants to talk about cheetos?
#20 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 19:29:41	Ok what thread do you want me to derail?
#21 draco1119 Mar 23, 2012 19:37:53	Kid's got potential. So, where is the world has the most natural resources for an early-industrial civilization? Around 3000 years ago? Need to know where to aim with my time machine. China. It already had the manpower, and all the natural resources they have now they would have had then. And they were all kinds of inventive and stuff.
#22 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 19:38:55	Be your own OTTer. Be independant. You have to challenge us. Be patient. You have til monday if not longer. But I don't know where to start I don't know what to do what thread am I supposed to derail can't you just let me join please!
#23 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 19:45:47	Good news i've started to try to derail a thread we will see how it turns out I will post here when I see what happens
#24 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 19:47:39	You decide when and where to start. Like I said, be patient. Think it over. Don't think about it. Have fun, do not take this seriously. But no, I can't let you in. Even I do not have that power. Only the door of the HoT has that power and it won't be here until monday. Now it were a cocktail dress and high heels and tries to [Section 2 Violation] for ammo. I know who the door dude is it's zabies he's my bud!
#25 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 19:53:38	Buds are for smoking. You cannot smoke ZB. Ok he is my friend the thread is starting to derail it's gonna be great! cheers!
#26 homicidal_squirrel Mar 23, 2012 19:55:17	You decide when and where to start. Like I said, be patient. Think it over. Don't think about it. Have fun, do not take this seriously. But no, I can't let you in. Even I do not have that power. Only the door of the HoT has that power and it won't be here until monday. Now it were a cocktail dress and high heels and tries to [Section 2 Violation] for ammo. We need to get him to moddify his HoT title to include Janiotor of TheHouse of Trolls.
#27 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 19:58:28	You decide when and where to start. Like I said, be patient. Think it over. Don't think about it. Have fun, do not take this seriously. But no, I can't let you in. Even I do not have that power. Only the door of the HoT has that power and it won't be here until monday. Now it were a cocktail dress and high heels and tries to [Section 2 Violation] for ammo. We need to get him to moddify his HoT title to include Janiotor of TheHouse of Trolls. Who are you talking about if it's me I will not be a janiotor
#28 homicidal_squirrel Mar 23, 2012 20:00:46	You decide when and where to start. Like I said, be patient. Think it over. Don't think about it. Have fun, do not take this seriously. But no, I can't let you in. Even I do not have that power. Only the door of the HoT has that power and it won't be here until monday. Now it were a cocktail dress and high heels and tries to [Section 2 Violation] for ammo. We need to get him to moddify his HoT title to include Janiotor of TheHouse of Trolls. Who are you talking about if it's me I will not be a janiotor No, you need to have a job as a janitor to be the janitor of the HoT. ZB works as a janitor in real life. He is the janitor of the HoT; although, he is a very bad janitor.
#29 gideonjura Mar 23, 2012 20:04:09	You decide when and where to start. Like I said, be patient. Think it over. Don't think about it. Have fun, do not take this seriously. But no, I can't let you in. Even I do not have that power. Only the door of the HoT has that power and it won't be here until monday. Now it were a cocktail dress and high heels and tries to [Section 2 Violation] for ammo. We need to get him to moddify his HoT title to include Janiotor of TheHouse of Trolls. Who are you talking about if it's me I will not be a janiotor No, you need to have a job as a janitor to be the janitor of the HoT. ZB works as a janitor in real life. He is the janitor of the HoT; although, he is a very bad janitor. But I don't want to be a janitor can't I be somtin cool like the chef of the hot
#30 draco1119 Mar 23, 2012 20:05:28	Custodial Engineer of the HoT would be better.
#31 homicidal_squirrel Mar 23, 2012 20:11:38	You decide when and where to start. Like I said, be patient. Think it over. Don't think about it. Have fun, do not take this seriously. But no, I can't let you in. Even I do not have that power. Only the door of the HoT has that power and it won't be here until monday. Now it were a cocktail dress and high heels and tries to [Section 2 Violation] for ammo. We need to get him to moddify his HoT title to include Janiotor of TheHouse of Trolls. Who are you talking about if it's me I will not be a janiotor No, you need to have a job as a janitor to be the janitor of the HoT. ZB works as a janitor in real life. He is the janitor of the HoT; although, he is a very bad janitor. But I don't want to be a janitor can't I be somtin cool like the chef of the hot You didn't read what I wrote, did you?
#32 draco1119 Mar 23, 2012 20:17:18	Custodial Engineer of the HoT would be better. Dude, engineers are the worse kind of human being around. They grow mustaches, climb African mountains and steal your Marie-Noëlle. They deserve to die. ZB's already undead, so that's all taken care of...
#33 homicidal_squirrel Mar 23, 2012 20:42:47
#34 EscherEnigma Mar 24, 2012 0:48:34	Best use of pillows? Biting.
#35 draco1119 Mar 24, 2012 7:58:18	Best use of pillows? Biting. I have to agree with The TROLL.
#36 gideonjura Mar 24, 2012 15:34:58	Best use of pillows? Biting. Yeah if your a dog
#37 draco1119 Mar 24, 2012 16:08:29	Best use of pillows? Biting. Yeah is your a dog You have much to learn, young paduwan... Big on your new avvy, BTW.
#38 gideonjura Mar 24, 2012 17:23:49	Best use of pillows? Biting. Yeah is your a dog You have much to learn, young paduwan... Big on your new avvy, BTW. Thank you do you think it's to dark why is yours lighter than mine?
#39 draco1119 Mar 24, 2012 17:30:19	Thank you do you think it's to dark why is yours lighter than mine? It's fine. The Maker lightened the blue on our avvies when He created them. I believe He used MS Paint to do so. It's not necessary, though.
#40 gideonjura Mar 24, 2012 17:35:38	Why did he not do that on mine?
#41 draco1119 Mar 24, 2012 17:38:14	Why did he not do that on mine? He probably forgot. It's been so long since He made these last that He could have popped out a kid by now.
#42 gideonjura Mar 24, 2012 17:42:23	Why did he not do that on mine? He probably forgot. It's been so long since He made these last that He could have popped out a kid by now. Should I send him something that tells him to lighten it up for me?
#43 draco1119 Mar 24, 2012 18:04:12	Why did he not do that on mine? He probably forgot. It's been so long since He made these last that He could have popped out a kid by now. Should I send him something that tells him to lighten it up for me? Nah. It's good. Lets you be the same, but different.
#44 gideonjura Mar 24, 2012 18:06:23	Why did he not do that on mine? He probably forgot. It's been so long since He made these last that He could have popped out a kid by now. Should I send him something that tells him to lighten it up for me? Nah. It's good. Lets you be the same, but different. Before you posted I sent him asking him vary nicely oops!
#45 ADHadh Mar 24, 2012 19:01:32	It's just heightened contrast. Learn2Photoshop.
#46 gideonjura Mar 24, 2012 19:06:29	Don"t have photo shop would not buy it for one otter pic.
#47 ADHadh Mar 24, 2012 19:12:17	Well, there's always GIMP. It's an abomination, but at least it's free.
#48 EscherEnigma Mar 27, 2012 22:11:11	Or paint.net Eitherway, I thought photoshop was a verb now, and not necessarily a reference to a particular Adobe product? Best use of pillows? Biting. Yeah if your a dog Grr. Arg. Woof.
#49 gideonjura Mar 28, 2012 1:35:37	Or paint.net Eitherway, I thought photoshop was a verb now, and not necessarily a reference to a particular Adobe product? Best use of pillows? Biting. Yeah if your a dog Grr. Arg. Woof. No, Woof woof woof
#50 gideonjura Mar 28, 2012 1:36:49	Must resist... making joke... about... female dogs... No, Bad little kitty, Would you feel better if I made you the beer of your kind?
#51 ADHadh Mar 28, 2012 3:16:02	Why would I want you to transform me into cat beer? So that maybe, finally you'd have a use
#52 gideonjura Mar 28, 2012 15:22:53	Why would I want you to transform me into cat beer? No i'm asking you if you want the beer of your of your kind, You know what hipsters cats drink if you know what I mean.
#53 draco1119 Mar 28, 2012 17:23:08	Why would I want you to transform me into cat beer? No i'm asking you if you want the beer of your of your kind, You know what hipsters cats drink if you know what I mean. Pabst; hipsters drink it, and it smells like cat pee. I have no idea what it tastes like, though... Hoodsie, it tastes like cat pee, right?
#54 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 28, 2012 17:25:06	Why would I want you to transform me into cat beer? No i'm asking you if you want the beer of your of your kind, You know what hipsters cats drink if you know what I mean. Pabst; hipsters drink it, and it smells like cat pee. I have no idea what it tastes like, though... Hoodsie, it tastes like cat pee, right? I wouldn't know. I haven't ever drank cat piss. However, Pabst isn't that bad... And like I said, it's cheap, I don't pay for it, and I really don't drink it for the taste... just for the full effects, know what I mean? EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever. Thank you.
#55 draco1119 Mar 28, 2012 17:29:48	EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever. Thank you. Then quit drinking hipster beer.
#56 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 28, 2012 17:35:44	EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever. Thank you. Then quit drinking hipster beer. It's not for hipsters! It's for cheapsters!
#57 gideonjura Mar 28, 2012 17:37:52	EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever. Thank you. Then quit drinking hipster beer. It's not for hipsters! It's for cheapsters! No, It's for hipsters. And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it!
#58 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 28, 2012 17:50:03	EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever. Thank you. Then quit drinking hipster beer. It's not for hipsters! It's for cheapsters! No, It's for hipsters. And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it! Who the hell is this guy? He isn't even old enough to drink!
#59 gideonjura Mar 28, 2012 17:57:42	EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever. Thank you. Then quit drinking hipster beer. It's not for hipsters! It's for cheapsters! No, It's for hipsters. And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it! Who the hell is this guy? He isn't even old enough to drink! Wow, you really don't know who I am?
#60 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 28, 2012 18:00:21	EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever. Thank you. Then quit drinking hipster beer. It's not for hipsters! It's for cheapsters! No, It's for hipsters. And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it! Who the hell is this guy? He isn't even old enough to drink! Wow, you really don't know who I am?
#61 gideonjura Mar 28, 2012 18:07:43	EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever. Thank you. Then quit drinking hipster beer. It's not for hipsters! It's for cheapsters! No, It's for hipsters. And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it! Who the hell is this guy? He isn't even old enough to drink! Wow, you really don't know who I am? Maybe this guy will tell you Gideon Jura
#62 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 28, 2012 18:09:29	EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever. Thank you. Then quit drinking hipster beer. It's not for hipsters! It's for cheapsters! No, It's for hipsters. And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it! Who the hell is this guy? He isn't even old enough to drink! Wow, you really don't know who I am? Maybe this guy will tell you Gideon Jura Like I told that butter bar with the Ranger tab when I outran him in the Army... "That don't impress me"
#63 gideonjura Mar 28, 2012 18:12:13	EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever. Thank you. Then quit drinking hipster beer. It's not for hipsters! It's for cheapsters! No, It's for hipsters. And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it! Who the hell is this guy? He isn't even old enough to drink! Wow, you really don't know who I am? Maybe this guy will tell you Gideon Jura Like I told that butter bar with the Ranger tab when I outran him in the Army... "That don't impress me" It don't have to.
#64 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 28, 2012 18:13:09	EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever. Thank you. Then quit drinking hipster beer. It's not for hipsters! It's for cheapsters! No, It's for hipsters. And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it! Who the hell is this guy? He isn't even old enough to drink! Wow, you really don't know who I am? Maybe this guy will tell you Gideon Jura Like I told that butter bar with the Ranger tab when I outran him in the Army... "That don't impress me" It don't have to. Then why you tryin'?
#65 ADHadh Mar 28, 2012 18:15:03	At least he's not Jace Beleren. I don't know what cat piss tastes like, but I certainly know what it smells like... frankly, nothing smells quite as bad as cat piss. Especially if the cat wasn't neutered
#66 gideonjura Mar 28, 2012 18:17:19	I just made a pizza, Score!
#67 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 28, 2012 18:17:22	I don't know what cat piss tastes like, but I certainly know what it smells like... frankly, nothing smells quite as bad as cat piss. You never had a baby, have you?
#68 gideonjura Mar 28, 2012 18:18:47	I just made a pizza, Score! Now i'm taking a break to go eat it. Bye!!!!!!!
#69 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 28, 2012 18:20:20	I just made a pizza, Score! I just made dinner for the kids! Score!
#70 ADHadh Mar 28, 2012 18:28:48	I don't know what cat piss tastes like, but I certainly know what it smells like... frankly, nothing smells quite as bad as cat piss. You never had a baby, have you? Alright, I'll take your word for it
#71 gideonjura Mar 28, 2012 18:37:07	I just made a pizza, Score! I just made dinner for the kids! Score! The fries look nice the burger looks ewe, There is too much cheese, But that does not mean nobody else can't like it. Bone appetit!
#72 homicidal_squirrel Mar 28, 2012 18:58:25	Show EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever. Thank you. Then quit drinking hipster beer. It's not for hipsters! It's for cheapsters! No, It's for hipsters. And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it! Who the hell is this guy? He isn't even old enough to drink! Wow, you really don't know who I am?
#73 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 28, 2012 19:08:02	I just made a pizza, Score! I just made dinner for the kids! Score! The fries look nice the burger looks ewe, There is too much cheese, But that does not mean nobody else can't like it. Bone appetit! Yeah. It's an image I pulled from goggle. I actualy fed my kids milk and/or grape juice, chipped ham and provolone cheese sandwich, and some thin pretzels.
#74 gideonjura Mar 28, 2012 19:18:09	@Robin I like wretzle pretzel, how about you
#75 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 28, 2012 19:33:04	@Robin I like wretzle pretzel, how about you Never heard of it.
#76 gideonjura Mar 28, 2012 19:38:47	@Robin I like wretzle pretzel, how about you Never heard of it. What you have never heard of the great Wretzle pretzel? They make fresh bread pretzels with butter and sea salt on top. they also make cinnamon suger pretzels and much more but they are native to LA Carona CA and more.
#77 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 28, 2012 19:42:43	@Robin I like wretzle pretzel, how about you Never heard of it. What you have never heard of the great Wretzle pretzel? They make fresh bread pretzels with butter and sea salt on top. they also make cinnamon suger pretzels and much more but they are native to LA Carona CA and more. Yeah well, I live in Pittsburgh. We have a pretzel joint up the strret that has hotdogs wrapped in pretzels, but I dunno the name.
#78 gideonjura Mar 28, 2012 19:46:55	@Robin I like wretzle pretzel, how about you Never heard of it. What you have never heard of the great Wretzle pretzel? They make fresh bread pretzels with butter and sea salt on top. they also make cinnamon suger pretzels and much more but they are native to LA Carona CA and more. Yeah well, I live in Pittsburgh. We have a pretzel joint up the strret that has hotdogs wrapped in pretzels, but I dunno the name. Thats what wretzle pretzel does, Wierd
#79 grehnhewe Mar 28, 2012 19:55:33	They still have Orange Julius anywhere?
#80 gideonjura Mar 28, 2012 19:58:05	They still have Orange Julius anywhere? Yeah! But they are hard to find
#81 grehnhewe Mar 28, 2012 20:07:17	I was always curious how oj, milk, hot dogs and the devil got together.
#82 Count_Von_CoC Mar 28, 2012 20:10:35	I was always curious how oj, milk, hot dogs and the devil got together. I believe it's calle d"cross-breeding", but I could be wrong...
#83 Mad_Jack Mar 28, 2012 20:16:04	I'm pretty sure every pretzel place does hotdogs wrapped in pretzel dough... I worked in a pretzel place back in the mid-'90's and we were doing them back then.
#84 grehnhewe Mar 28, 2012 20:22:34	I was always curious how oj, milk, hot dogs and the devil got together. I believe it's calle d"cross-breeding", but I could be wrong... Yeah, I find picturing the devil, a pig and a cow in an orange tree kind of disturbing.
#85 homicidal_squirrel Mar 28, 2012 20:29:35	I'm pretty sure every pretzel place does hotdogs wrapped in pretzel dough... I worked in a pretzel place back in the mid-'90's and we were doing them back then. So how old were you when the dinosaurs died out?
#86 ADHadh Mar 29, 2012 18:15:01	I'm pretty sure every pretzel place does hotdogs wrapped in pretzel dough... I worked in a pretzel place back in the mid-'90's and we were doing them back then. So how old were you when the dinosaurs died out? Wait, when did that happen?! You turn your back for a moment...

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gideonjura

Mar 22, 2012 4:44:31

Don't you love how soft and fluffy they are? they help you sleep at night when your sad you stick your face in one for girls they can have pillow fights with them we should be more greatful about these things we call pillows don't you agree?

draco1119

Mar 22, 2012 9:37:22

To quote the movie Roxanne: "Your [Section 2 Violation] are like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?"

gideonjura

Mar 22, 2012 15:54:14

To quote the movie Roxanne: "Your [Section 2 Violation] are like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?"

Yes you can fluff my pillows isn't this a sucsessful topic.

Mad_Jack

Mar 22, 2012 18:23:52

Anybody that thinks pillow fights are for girls isn't doing it right - you fold the pillow up as small as you can and jam it down into the end of the pillow case until it's packed in as tight as you can get it, then you keep the pillow constantly spinning like a pair of nunchakus to keep it packed in tight.
If you're good enough, getting hit is like somebody throwing a heavy ball at your head from two feet away... I gave my little brother a concussion once - he was standing on his bed and leaned down to try to clock me over the head with his pillow, but he missed and I caught him with an uppercut right under the chin while he was bent over. He went arse over teakettle like a Fatality from MK, lol...

I fight two-fisted, with one held overhand and the other in an underhand reversed grip.

gideonjura

Mar 22, 2012 19:07:48

Anybody that thinks pillow fights are for girls isn't doing it right - you fold the pillow up as small as you can and jam it down into the end of the pillow case until it's packed in as tight as you can get it, then you keep the pillow constantly spinning like a pair of nunchakus to keep it packed in tight.
If you're good enough, getting hit is like somebody throwing a heavy ball at your head from two feet away... I gave my little brother a concussion once - he was standing on his bed and leaned down to try to clock me over the head with his pillow, but he missed and I caught him with an uppercut right under the chin while he was bent over. He went arse over teakettle like a Fatality from MK, lol...

I fight two-fisted, with one held overhand and the other in an underhand reversed grip.

See I don't know what to say if I said they where for boys too I yhought you guys would say dude pillow fights are not for boys the truth is I really like pillow fights myself anf think they are quite fun!

ADHadh

Mar 23, 2012 4:10:35

You know there are professional pillow fights? Supposedly they're quite brutal.

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 4:31:36

You know there are professional pillow fights? Supposedly they're quite brutal.

oh I know everything about professional pillow fights I made them up

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 4:33:08

is it leagal to change you resident title?

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 13:54:07

is it leagal to change you resident title?

Sure, but generally it is given by OTTers.

Well I tried that but... nobody replied and I posted it on the otters group I want to change is to thunderOTTer

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gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 15:48:59

No one goes to that group anymore. The cool club is private.

As for your resident title, right now you are the resident wannabe. Depending on your acceptance in the (un)holy halls of the club, you will get another title.

But still how do you get in to this club do I get an invite?

#11

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 17:48:38

I will never obey to a cat unless it was my leader hipster cat is not a leader of my kind

#12

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 18:46:10

The secret club is the only cool place on these goddamn forums.
You may get an invite, but we need to trust you first... too many phantom reporters and thread stalkers around.

What kind of trust do you want i'm no stalker i'm no phantom reporter i'm just a dude on th forums that really wants to be in the cool club please excpet me

#13

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 18:49:47

I'm truthful I won't lie and I will not say somthing on the internet thats not true please please please trust me and send me an invite

#14

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 19:08:59

I won't say my age i'm a male I don't have any thoughts on politics and I don't have a religion I can derail threads to I can also be really funny just somtimes I don't always show it oh wont you guys let me in please please please

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gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 19:14:43

The poster that can invite you won't be on til monday. Yeah, he is a loser with a life.

But we need to know a few things about you. Like your age and gender. Cause we can be a bit naughty. What are your thoughts on politics and religion? Cause we talk about that a lot.

Also, you'll need to be a bit more trollish. Like It was said before, try to derail threads or get moderated by the mods. Or just be funny.

Show us you are worthy.

see i've already derailed this thread we where talking about pillows now we are talking about house of trolls see i'm worthy!

#16

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 23, 2012 19:20:23

The poster that can invite you won't be on til monday. Yeah, he is a loser with a life.

That's incorrect. He can't afford internet service at home. His janitorial job doesn't pay him enough.

#17

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 19:21:52

So whats the deal am I in???

#18

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 23, 2012 19:23:25

Your thread derailing skillz have yet to be proven.

#19

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 19:25:09

Your thread derailing skillz have yet to be proven.

Ok who wants to talk about cheetos?

#20

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 19:29:41

Ok what thread do you want me to derail?

#21

draco1119

Mar 23, 2012 19:37:53

Kid's got potential.

So, where is the world has the most natural resources for an early-industrial civilization? Around 3000 years ago? Need to know where to aim with my time machine.

China. It already had the manpower, and all the natural resources they have now they would have had then. And they were all kinds of inventive and stuff.

#22

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 19:38:55

Be your own OTTer. Be independant. You have to challenge us. Be patient. You have til monday if not longer.

But I don't know where to start I don't know what to do what thread am I supposed to derail can't you just let me join please!

#23

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 19:45:47

Good news i've started to try to derail a thread we will see how it turns out I will post here when I see what happens

#24

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 19:47:39

You decide when and where to start. Like I said, be patient. Think it over. Don't think about it. Have fun, do not take this seriously.

But no, I can't let you in. Even I do not have that power. Only the door of the HoT has that power and it won't be here until monday. Now it were a cocktail dress and high heels and tries to [Section 2 Violation] for ammo.

I know who the door dude is it's zabies he's my bud!

#25

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 19:53:38

Buds are for smoking. You cannot smoke ZB.

Ok he is my friend the thread is starting to derail it's gonna be great! cheers!

#26

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 23, 2012 19:55:17

You decide when and where to start. Like I said, be patient. Think it over. Don't think about it. Have fun, do not take this seriously.

But no, I can't let you in. Even I do not have that power. Only the door of the HoT has that power and it won't be here until monday. Now it were a cocktail dress and high heels and tries to [Section 2 Violation] for ammo.

We need to get him to moddify his HoT title to include Janiotor of TheHouse of Trolls.

#27

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 19:58:28

You decide when and where to start. Like I said, be patient. Think it over. Don't think about it. Have fun, do not take this seriously.

But no, I can't let you in. Even I do not have that power. Only the door of the HoT has that power and it won't be here until monday. Now it were a cocktail dress and high heels and tries to [Section 2 Violation] for ammo.

We need to get him to moddify his HoT title to include Janiotor of TheHouse of Trolls.

Who are you talking about if it's me I will not be a janiotor

#28

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 23, 2012 20:00:46

You decide when and where to start. Like I said, be patient. Think it over. Don't think about it. Have fun, do not take this seriously.

But no, I can't let you in. Even I do not have that power. Only the door of the HoT has that power and it won't be here until monday. Now it were a cocktail dress and high heels and tries to [Section 2 Violation] for ammo.

We need to get him to moddify his HoT title to include Janiotor of TheHouse of Trolls.

Who are you talking about if it's me I will not be a janiotor

No, you need to have a job as a janitor to be the janitor of the HoT. ZB works as a janitor in real life. He is the janitor of the HoT; although, he is a very bad janitor.

#29

gideonjura

Mar 23, 2012 20:04:09

You decide when and where to start. Like I said, be patient. Think it over. Don't think about it. Have fun, do not take this seriously.

But no, I can't let you in. Even I do not have that power. Only the door of the HoT has that power and it won't be here until monday. Now it were a cocktail dress and high heels and tries to [Section 2 Violation] for ammo.

We need to get him to moddify his HoT title to include Janiotor of TheHouse of Trolls.

Who are you talking about if it's me I will not be a janiotor

No, you need to have a job as a janitor to be the janitor of the HoT. ZB works as a janitor in real life. He is the janitor of the HoT; although, he is a very bad janitor.

But I don't want to be a janitor can't I be somtin cool like the chef of the hot

#30

draco1119

Mar 23, 2012 20:05:28

Custodial Engineer of the HoT would be better.

#31

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 23, 2012 20:11:38

You decide when and where to start. Like I said, be patient. Think it over. Don't think about it. Have fun, do not take this seriously.

But no, I can't let you in. Even I do not have that power. Only the door of the HoT has that power and it won't be here until monday. Now it were a cocktail dress and high heels and tries to [Section 2 Violation] for ammo.

We need to get him to moddify his HoT title to include Janiotor of TheHouse of Trolls.

Who are you talking about if it's me I will not be a janiotor

No, you need to have a job as a janitor to be the janitor of the HoT. ZB works as a janitor in real life. He is the janitor of the HoT; although, he is a very bad janitor.

But I don't want to be a janitor can't I be somtin cool like the chef of the hot

You didn't read what I wrote, did you?

#32

draco1119

Mar 23, 2012 20:17:18

Custodial Engineer of the HoT would be better.

Dude, engineers are the worse kind of human being around. They grow mustaches, climb African mountains and steal your Marie-Noëlle. They deserve to die.

ZB's already undead, so that's all taken care of...

#33

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 23, 2012 20:42:47

#34

EscherEnigma

Mar 24, 2012 0:48:34

Best use of pillows?

Biting.

#35

draco1119

Mar 24, 2012 7:58:18

Best use of pillows?

Biting.

I have to agree with The TROLL.

#36

gideonjura

Mar 24, 2012 15:34:58

Best use of pillows?

Biting.

Yeah if your a dog

#37

draco1119

Mar 24, 2012 16:08:29

Best use of pillows?

Biting.

Yeah is your a dog

You have much to learn, young paduwan...

Big

on your new avvy, BTW.

#38

gideonjura

Mar 24, 2012 17:23:49

Best use of pillows?

Biting.

Yeah is your a dog

You have much to learn, young paduwan...

Big on your new avvy, BTW.

Thank you do you think it's to dark why is yours lighter than mine?

#39

draco1119

Mar 24, 2012 17:30:19

Thank you do you think it's to dark why is yours lighter than mine?

It's fine. The Maker lightened the blue on our avvies when He created them. I believe He used MS Paint to do so. It's not necessary, though.

#40

gideonjura

Mar 24, 2012 17:35:38

Why did he not do that on mine?

#41

draco1119

Mar 24, 2012 17:38:14

Why did he not do that on mine?

He probably forgot. It's been so long since He made these last that He could have popped out a kid by now.

#42

gideonjura

Mar 24, 2012 17:42:23

Why did he not do that on mine?

He probably forgot. It's been so long since He made these last that He could have popped out a kid by now.

Should I send him something that tells him to lighten it up for me?

#43

draco1119

Mar 24, 2012 18:04:12

Why did he not do that on mine?

He probably forgot. It's been so long since He made these last that He could have popped out a kid by now.

Should I send him something that tells him to lighten it up for me?

Nah. It's good. Lets you be the same, but different.

#44

gideonjura

Mar 24, 2012 18:06:23

Why did he not do that on mine?

He probably forgot. It's been so long since He made these last that He could have popped out a kid by now.

Should I send him something that tells him to lighten it up for me?

Nah. It's good. Lets you be the same, but different.

Before you posted I sent him asking him vary nicely oops!

#45

ADHadh

Mar 24, 2012 19:01:32

It's just heightened contrast. Learn2Photoshop.

#46

gideonjura

Mar 24, 2012 19:06:29

Don"t have photo shop would not buy it for one otter pic.

#47

ADHadh

Mar 24, 2012 19:12:17

Well, there's always GIMP. It's an abomination, but at least it's free.

#48

EscherEnigma

Mar 27, 2012 22:11:11

Or paint.net

Eitherway, I thought photoshop was a verb now, and not necessarily a reference to a particular Adobe product?

Best use of pillows?

Biting.

Yeah if your a dog

Grr. Arg. Woof.

#49

gideonjura

Mar 28, 2012 1:35:37

Or paint.net

Eitherway, I thought photoshop was a verb now, and not necessarily a reference to a particular Adobe product?
Best use of pillows?

Biting.

Yeah if your a dog

Grr. Arg. Woof.

No, Woof woof woof

#50

gideonjura

Mar 28, 2012 1:36:49

Must resist... making joke... about... female dogs...

No, Bad little kitty, Would you feel better if I made you the beer of your kind?

#51

ADHadh

Mar 28, 2012 3:16:02

Why would I want you to transform me into cat beer?

So that maybe, finally you'd have a use

#52

gideonjura

Mar 28, 2012 15:22:53

Why would I want you to transform me into cat beer?

No i'm asking you if you want the beer of your of your kind, You know what hipsters cats drink if you know what I mean.

#53

draco1119

Mar 28, 2012 17:23:08

Why would I want you to transform me into cat beer?

No i'm asking you if you want the beer of your of your kind, You know what hipsters cats drink if you know what I mean.

Pabst; hipsters drink it, and it smells like cat pee. I have no idea what it tastes like, though... Hoodsie, it tastes like cat pee, right?

#54

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 28, 2012 17:25:06

Why would I want you to transform me into cat beer?

No i'm asking you if you want the beer of your of your kind, You know what hipsters cats drink if you know what I mean.

Pabst; hipsters drink it, and it smells like cat pee. I have no idea what it tastes like, though... Hoodsie, it tastes like cat pee, right?

I wouldn't know. I haven't ever drank cat piss.
However, Pabst isn't that bad...
And like I said, it's cheap, I don't pay for it, and I really don't drink it for the taste... just for the full effects, know what I mean?

EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever.
Thank you.

#55

draco1119

Mar 28, 2012 17:29:48

EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever.
Thank you.

Then quit drinking hipster beer.

#56

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 28, 2012 17:35:44

EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever.
Thank you.

Then quit drinking hipster beer.

It's not for hipsters!
It's for cheapsters!

#57

gideonjura

Mar 28, 2012 17:37:52

EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever.
Thank you.

Then quit drinking hipster beer.

It's not for hipsters!
It's for cheapsters!

No, It's for hipsters.

And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it!

#58

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 28, 2012 17:50:03

EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever.
Thank you.

Then quit drinking hipster beer.

It's not for hipsters!
It's for cheapsters!

No, It's for hipsters.

And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it!

Who the hell is this guy?

He isn't even old enough to drink!

#59

gideonjura

Mar 28, 2012 17:57:42

EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever.
Thank you.

Then quit drinking hipster beer.

It's not for hipsters!
It's for cheapsters!

No, It's for hipsters.

And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it!

Who the hell is this guy?

He isn't even old enough to drink!

Wow, you really don't know who I am?

#60

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 28, 2012 18:00:21

EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever.
Thank you.

Then quit drinking hipster beer.

It's not for hipsters!
It's for cheapsters!

No, It's for hipsters.

And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it!

Who the hell is this guy?

He isn't even old enough to drink!

Wow, you really don't know who I am?

#61

gideonjura

Mar 28, 2012 18:07:43

EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever.
Thank you.

Then quit drinking hipster beer.

It's not for hipsters!
It's for cheapsters!

No, It's for hipsters.

And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it!

Who the hell is this guy?

He isn't even old enough to drink!

Wow, you really don't know who I am?

Maybe this guy will tell you Gideon Jura

#62

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 28, 2012 18:09:29

EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever.
Thank you.

Then quit drinking hipster beer.

It's not for hipsters!
It's for cheapsters!

No, It's for hipsters.

And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it!

Who the hell is this guy?

He isn't even old enough to drink!

Wow, you really don't know who I am?

Maybe this guy will tell you Gideon Jura

Like I told that butter bar with the Ranger tab when I outran him in the Army...
"That don't impress me"

#63

gideonjura

Mar 28, 2012 18:12:13

EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever.
Thank you.

Then quit drinking hipster beer.

It's not for hipsters!
It's for cheapsters!

No, It's for hipsters.

And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it!

Who the hell is this guy?

He isn't even old enough to drink!

Wow, you really don't know who I am?

Maybe this guy will tell you Gideon Jura

Like I told that butter bar with the Ranger tab when I outran him in the Army...
"That don't impress me"

It don't have to.

#64

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 28, 2012 18:13:09

EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever.
Thank you.

Then quit drinking hipster beer.

It's not for hipsters!
It's for cheapsters!

No, It's for hipsters.

And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it!

Who the hell is this guy?

He isn't even old enough to drink!

Wow, you really don't know who I am?

Maybe this guy will tell you Gideon Jura

Like I told that butter bar with the Ranger tab when I outran him in the Army...
"That don't impress me"

It don't have to.

Then why you tryin'?

#65

ADHadh

Mar 28, 2012 18:15:03

At least he's not Jace Beleren.

I don't know what cat piss tastes like, but I certainly know what it smells like... frankly, nothing smells quite as bad as cat piss. Especially if the cat wasn't neutered

#66

gideonjura

Mar 28, 2012 18:17:19

I just made a pizza, Score!

#67

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 28, 2012 18:17:22

I don't know what cat piss tastes like, but I certainly know what it smells like... frankly, nothing smells quite as bad as cat piss.

You never had a baby, have you?

#68

gideonjura

Mar 28, 2012 18:18:47

I just made a pizza, Score!

Now i'm taking a break to go eat it. Bye!!!!!!!

#69

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 28, 2012 18:20:20

I just made a pizza, Score!

I just made dinner for the kids! Score!

#70

ADHadh

Mar 28, 2012 18:28:48

I don't know what cat piss tastes like, but I certainly know what it smells like... frankly, nothing smells quite as bad as cat piss.

You never had a baby, have you?

Alright, I'll take your word for it

#71

gideonjura

Mar 28, 2012 18:37:07

I just made a pizza, Score!

I just made dinner for the kids! Score!

The fries look nice the burger looks ewe, There is too much cheese, But that does not mean nobody else can't like it. Bone appetit!

#72

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 28, 2012 18:58:25

Show
EDIT: And please, PLEASE! don't ever associate me with "hipsters". Ever.
Thank you.

Then quit drinking hipster beer.

It's not for hipsters!
It's for cheapsters!

No, It's for hipsters.

And if you don't want to be a hipster you stop drinking it!

Who the hell is this guy?

He isn't even old enough to drink!

Wow, you really don't know who I am?

#73

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 28, 2012 19:08:02

I just made a pizza, Score!

I just made dinner for the kids! Score!

The fries look nice the burger looks ewe, There is too much cheese, But that does not mean nobody else can't like it. Bone appetit!

Yeah.
It's an image I pulled from goggle.
I actualy fed my kids milk and/or grape juice, chipped ham and provolone cheese sandwich, and some thin pretzels.

#74

gideonjura

Mar 28, 2012 19:18:09

@Robin I like wretzle pretzel, how about you

#75

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 28, 2012 19:33:04

@Robin I like wretzle pretzel, how about you

Never heard of it.

#76

gideonjura

Mar 28, 2012 19:38:47

@Robin I like wretzle pretzel, how about you

Never heard of it.

What you have never heard of the great Wretzle pretzel? They make fresh bread pretzels with butter and sea salt on top. they also make cinnamon suger pretzels and much more but they are native to LA Carona CA and more.

#77

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 28, 2012 19:42:43

@Robin I like wretzle pretzel, how about you

Never heard of it.

What you have never heard of the great Wretzle pretzel? They make fresh bread pretzels with butter and sea salt on top. they also make cinnamon suger pretzels and much more but they are native to LA Carona CA and more.

Yeah well, I live in Pittsburgh.
We have a pretzel joint up the strret that has hotdogs wrapped in pretzels, but I dunno the name.

#78

gideonjura

Mar 28, 2012 19:46:55

@Robin I like wretzle pretzel, how about you

Never heard of it.

What you have never heard of the great Wretzle pretzel? They make fresh bread pretzels with butter and sea salt on top. they also make cinnamon suger pretzels and much more but they are native to LA Carona CA and more.

Yeah well, I live in Pittsburgh.
We have a pretzel joint up the strret that has hotdogs wrapped in pretzels, but I dunno the name.

Thats what wretzle pretzel does, Wierd

#79

grehnhewe

Mar 28, 2012 19:55:33

They still have Orange Julius anywhere?

#80

gideonjura

Mar 28, 2012 19:58:05

They still have Orange Julius anywhere?

Yeah! But they are hard to find

#81

grehnhewe

Mar 28, 2012 20:07:17

I was always curious how oj, milk, hot dogs and the devil got together.

#82

Count_Von_CoC

Mar 28, 2012 20:10:35

I was always curious how oj, milk, hot dogs and the devil got together.

I believe it's calle d"cross-breeding", but I could be wrong...

#83

Mad_Jack

Mar 28, 2012 20:16:04

I'm pretty sure every pretzel place does hotdogs wrapped in pretzel dough... I worked in a pretzel place back in the mid-'90's and we were doing them back then.

#84

grehnhewe

Mar 28, 2012 20:22:34

I was always curious how oj, milk, hot dogs and the devil got together.

I believe it's calle d"cross-breeding", but I could be wrong...

Yeah, I find picturing the devil, a pig and a cow in an orange tree kind of disturbing.

#85

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 28, 2012 20:29:35

I'm pretty sure every pretzel place does hotdogs wrapped in pretzel dough... I worked in a pretzel place back in the mid-'90's and we were doing them back then.

So how old were you when the dinosaurs died out?

#86

ADHadh

Mar 29, 2012 18:15:01

I'm pretty sure every pretzel place does hotdogs wrapped in pretzel dough... I worked in a pretzel place back in the mid-'90's and we were doing them back then.

So how old were you when the dinosaurs died out?

Wait, when did that happen?! You turn your back for a moment...