I like pirates, but I personally favor ninjas. Ninjas are always fighting and kicking ass.
One more question: Who would win Chuck Norris or Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus ?
If you are unfamiliar with Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus here is a picture. I will warn you though that this picture has the same effect as a powerful laxatives. http://tyraelcooldaras.deviantart.com/art/Cyborg-Pirate-Ninja-Jesus-87777224
As for Chuck Norris vs PirateninjaJesus, Chuck Norris would win. There was only one man who could defeat Norris: Gary Gygax. (unfortunately, he's dead. make a DC 25 will save to not cry.
well, looks like I failed the save)After all, Batman's a ninja.
Though, pirates are a close second due to getting guns.
you know my vote.
Chuck Noris would win from Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
... though Pun-Pun would defeat chuck Noris (seriously, its one of Pun-Pun's abilities : D ...)
There again the worst thing you can say about ninjas? Vanilla Ice.
Both use underhanded kickass tactics.
But ninjas follow orders and inevitably end up under the command of a feudal lord all the while living a disciplined and secret lifestyle.
Pirates pillage, get rich, get drunk and get laid.
Definitely pirates.
"I am ninja, he is ninja, she is ninja too! I am ninja, we are ninja! And I believe that you are ninja too!"
"Yar har fiddle-de-dee!"
"Yar har fiddle-de-dee!"
after watching that pirate video i am convinced that even a toddler ninja will destroy any pirate.
and i toss a vote for cyborg pirate ninja jesus.
Though I'm reminded of an old saying from the CO board: Dinosaur Riding Ninja Pirates are awesome, but Dinosaur Riding Zombie Ninja Pirates are awesomer on so many levels.
Ninjas may not have a band, but they do have ask a ninja http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEMvHg_rdng&feature=related
They also they urban ninja http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVlGm-s7Lz8
and urban ninja 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9nVENReGBY&feature=related
Also, Rizen, don't forget ninja have the Ninja Glare.
Nearly everyone I know prefers pirate though (but I'm sure a nice ninja-chick could kick most of their arses).
Not sure about the fight, but it would surely be worth the watch.
SOLDIERs. Why? Because of the big honkin' swords. Do you see pirates or ninja with oversized weaponry? No. No, you don't.
A viking slaughters them both.
If my memory serves me correctly vikings were Nordic pillagers, plunderers, raiders, and pirates.
So through reasoning, a vote for vikings is a vote for pirates.
If my memory serves me correctly vikings were Nordic pillagers, plunderers, raiders, and pirates.
So through reasoning, a vote for vikings is a vote for pirates.
But vikings were Norse, and therefore not classical pirates. The pirates in the Ninja vs. Pirates debate are the Pirates of the Caribbean style pirates, and vikings didn't tend to have wenches or rum.
Minja tosses in her vote for the ninja. :D
*raises hand in concern* Are ninjas and pirates allowed to vote.
*dirty starts to look concerned* I mean that if they aren't currently allowed to vote then they should.
*starts to cower* I don't want to be killed by a minja. *carefully starts to observe surroundings*
1.Pirates kick ass! We get to cruise around the seas spreading our seed in every town (which is then later burned down by the pirates) and take gold and booze. While being able to hang from a ceiling throwing butter knifes at people is kinda cool, pirate just barge in with his crew and BAM! everyone screams, most females raped, target and others killed and then later sold to slave traders. So look at it this way, Ninja=Boring life of servitude Pirate= Life of kicking ass.
2. It has been decreed by the almighty FSM that pirates are indeed the best and the lack of pirates ( and pirate worship) is causing Global Warming. You like ninjas, you like seeing penguins, baby seals, and polar bears die.
3. Bittorent (Self Explanatory) . You see because of Internet Pirates like (not) me, were slowly stopping Global warming from getting to us. Join them (don't unless you know the consequences)!
On the issue of who can beat Chuck Norris, FSM, Segata Sanshiro, Gary Gygax and a Cyber T-rex with laser eyes and god mode haxx could all beat him.
3. Bittorent (Self Explanatory) . You see because of Internet Pirates like (not) me, were slowly stopping Global warming from getting to us. Join them (don't unless you know the consequences)!
I've had Bittorent, and it sucks, micro-torrent, the peer-to-peer ninja whups its ass hands down.
Oh, and did I mention micro-torrent is not much bigger than two unformatted word files, that is 216 kb.
Who's to say that the ninja's lord can't be someone like a pirate.
Hmmmmm... Decisions, decisions...
The Ninja Pirate.
In their galleon, painted black, they wait, Cutlass in one hand, Ninja-to in the other, in the calm seas at the dead of night, under the dark of the moon.
Soon, thier prey is sighted. A fat Portugese trader, rich with gold, tea, and opium.
The ship slides through the water with nary a sound.
The portugese traders suspect nothing.
Before the lookout even realizes anything is wrong, a Ninja Pirate is already behind him in the crows nest.
Two month later, the derilict ship is found. All hands dead at their posts or in bed, not a single knife drawn from sheath or pistol from holster. The holds are empty, save for a single black crysantimum blossom, now dry, pinned to the brim of the captains hat.
Ninja-Pirates! New this fall on FOX saturday mornings.
But vikings were Norse, and therefore not classical pirates. The pirates in the Ninja vs. Pirates debate are the Pirates of the Caribbean style pirates, and vikings didn't tend to have wenches or rum.
Arguably then, the actual ninja would win over what most people see as a ninja. The modern day pop cultural view of ninja is only a little bit of what classical ninja were like. Those were not just assassins, moreso spies. Instead of wearing black all the time, your fellow peasant could be a ninja in disguise. Heck, all the pirates could be ninjas in disguise, really!
Well pirates have "lords", their called captains. The captain is the leader, so don't they serve him to an extent?
Who's to say that the ninja's lord can't be someone like a pirate.
Am I the only one made to think of Therkla by this post?
I'm working on a webcomic series and I did one about this debate..
so does this mean that ninjas are EMOS?????
i certainly hope not, because if so i need to change my thought process.
Look up halo, not just the video game, also the military program.
Pirates can't stand up to gun-ninjas.
If there's going to be a new Monkey Island game (and I've heard somewhere there is), they should put some ninjas in.
Ninja are already in. Ninja are everywhere. In fact, there are six ninja on this post. Can you find them TOO LATE! They shuriken'd you!
Ninjas. Pirates.Thank you.
Well pirates have "lords", their called captains. The captain is the leader, so don't they serve him to an extent?
Who's to say that the ninja's lord can't be someone like a pirate.
Eh, you sort of have it. The pirates only obey their captain because he's too powerful to overthrow and he makes it worth their while to work for him. But unlike a Ninja, they have no undying loyalty. Their primary loyalty is to themself. Pirates constantly disobeyed (and betrayed) the captain, they just tried to make sure they didn't get caught.
Anyways, 'ere it is...
Captn Morgrim's vote
Evil litte Dragons and Kittens!
What if there as a Viking Pirate Ninja... There wouldn't be blood in his veins, there would be magma !
There is one in existence. It's called Chuck Norris.
Ninjas.
After all, Batman's a ninja.
Really? Where his ninja-to?
Ahem.
Thank you.
Ahem.
Zombies. Babies.Thank you.
Pirates would win.
How, you ask? It's simple. Pirates are filthy, stinking rich. This is evidenced by the fact that they have to bury their excess gold on deserted islands, or else their ships would sink under the enormous weight of their cash. Anyway, it would be a simple matter for pirates to hire ninjas to take on the ninjas that are opposing them.
$ = Power
As to Chuck Norris vs. Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus?
Real Jesus defeats them with power of love.
Ahem.
Thank you.
In the immortal words of Brock Samson: Ha!
:D
I personally think that he is more of a ninja. If he is a ninja then ninjas are much better than pirates.
Umm, seriously (?) though, while Brock has certainly demonstrated his ninja-ness on many an occasion, he has also shown us some piratical behavior. He's held knives in his teeth and fought on and in water. So we must conclude that Brock is an example of the ever rare Ninja-Pirate - not to be confused with the equally rare Pirate-Ninja. Brock is ninja first, pirate second.
ye fellows be more than welcome amongst me crew o' cutthroats!
There 's rum and plunder aplenty fer all o' us t' go around.
On a sidenote: Real ninjas, well I could respect 'em... as long as they 're not suckin' up t' some bleedin' lordling.
Personally, I think these "ninja vs. pirate" debates are just an attempt to draw attention away from the group clearly superior to both: Cowboys. Ninjas may kill with stealth and pirates may raid and pillage, but cowboys were willing to wipe out entire civilizations and act like they didn't exist. Not to mention their tremendous political savvy; Germany has a cowboy to thank for it's reunification and freedom from Russian rule.
Pirates may have Captain Jack, ninjas may have Dr. McNinja, but cowboys have Malcom Reynolds; and he's a space-cowboy, which = win.
"for what I do with one ship, I am called a thief; though you do it with an entire fleet, and are called an emperor."
Hell, that reminds of Captain Bellamy’s speech to Captain Beer:
“D-m my bl—d, I am sorry they won’t let you have your Sloop again, for I scorn to do any one a Mischief, when it is not for my Advantage; damn the Sloop, we must sink her and she might of Use to you. Tho’, damn ye, you are a sneaking puppy, and so are all those who submit to be governed by Laws which rich Men have made for their own security, for the cowardly whelps have not the Courage otherwise to defend what they got by their Knavery; but damn ye altogether: Damn them for a pack of crafty rascals, and you, who serve them, for a Parcel of henhearted Numbskuls. They villify us, the scoundrels do, when there is only this Difference, they rob the Poor under the Cover of Law, forsooth, and we plunder the Rich under the Protection of our own Courage.; had you not better make one of us, than sneack after the asses of those Villains for Employment?
Your are a devilish Conscience [conscientious]rascal, d-m ye, I am a free Prince, and I have as much Authority to make War on the whole World, as he who has a hundred Sails of Ships at Sea and an Army of 100.000 Men in the Field; and this my Conscience tells me; but there is no arguing sith such snivelling Puppies, who allow Superiors to kick them about Deck at Pleasure; and pin their Faith upon a Pimp of a Parson; a Squab, who either pratices nor believes what he puts upon the chuckle-headed Fools he preaches to.”
– Cap’n Bellamy, 1717
Source: Captain Charles Johnson, "The General History of the Pyrates"
No sneaky little Ninja or bow-legged Cowboy could come wi' anything as brilliant (and cunningly ripped off St. Augustine's if ye think so), hurhurhurhur!
On a sidenote, e'en that wimp Rackham would 'ave kicked olde Ronny's backside - and Gorby's too - from 'ere t' the Astral Sea! But that 's far more merciful than what Anne Bonny, Mary Read or Blackbeard would 'ave done t' him, mark me words.*
*No, not with the 4e "mark": there's no -2 to attack rolls with words, ya silly swab!
Ninjas win hands down because they can act like pirates while on mission if infiltrating a pirate ship or can be one on their off time to throw off any suspicious of them being a ninja.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Need I say more?...
A ninja requires training, skill, and dedication.
Ninjas win.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
The King's Gold/Babes
Scene 1:
In the olden days, there was this sweet king that had mounds of gold and babes. These pirates decided to steal the mounds and surrounded the castle and everybody freaked, except the king who was like “Chill homies, I’ll handle this crap.”
The pirates stood outside the castle walls and were like “You think you are so cool, but guess what, you’re not. Good luck dying!” Then the king replied “Yeah right. How would you like to meet my best friends?”
Then out of nowhere there was a small sound of a guitar wailing really really hard behind the hills. The wailing started getting louder and louder and louder. Then out of nowhere there was this one sweet ass ninja standing on top of a huge hill. Everybody was like “Woooooooooooow!” He was wearing all black and he had this jet red guitar in his hands. Then smoke smoked over the hills like trains. But the smoke was ninjas. And the pirates saw about a billion ninjas with guitars standing on top this his huge hill. And they started to wail…
When the ninjas wailed on their guitars, the pirates started spraying diarrhea on each other and loved it. And when they wailed harder, the pirates sprayed harder. As the ninjas sauntered down the hill, the pirates’ chests and butts exploded. (They died from this.) Then the ninjas finally reached the boss pirate who was really huge. Out of nowhere the boss pirate pulled out this baby banjo and tried to fiddle with it like a little baby-baby. The ninjas were like “Yeah right.” and all the billions of ninjas surrounded the boss pirate. Half of the ninjas all combined to form the biggest guitar in the universe. The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe. Then the huge guitar pointed right at the pirate, who was like “Holy CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!” Before the pirate could even do anything, the super boner slapped against the guitar making the hugest wail ever to happen anywhere ever. The pirate exploded so hard that every single one of his kids he would have had exploded and all of his grandparents exploded along with his neighbors and people who he merely said “hello” to.
Then there was this huge concert at the castle. All the babes in the castle morphed into this humongous female crotch. The huge boner and crotch porked softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. And guess what, the king sat on top of this huge pile of gold and babes and laughed his frigg’n ass off about how stupid the pirates were.
END
-this script is so hot it could make Janet Reno open up a paint can with her ding dong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49fVYmO3yv0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCuW2z7BkBA
Pirates are fun cosplay as if you go to like the Renn. Faire and become a drunken pirate.
Vikings for the win.
pirates are not protected by the geneva convention but vikings are, so in short viking really know what they are doing. (the viking lawyers are the scariest of the bunch)
I would think that a viking lawyer is scary. I mean not only can he/she fly into a rage and destroy nearly everything nearby with his/her greataxe, but the viking lawyer also is a great speaker, awesome tactician and graduated from Harvard (or was it Stanford?). What I am trying to say is that a viking with a higher education is always dangerous and should not be taken lightly.
Ninjas are WAY more fun to cosplay as then pirates.
Especially the female kunoichi costume. :P
But they still can't beat the sexy Slave Leia costume.
Ninjas are WAY more fun to cosplay as then pirates. Its really fun to sneak around and jump out at people . I went to an anime convention and cosplayed as a random ninja. Heres my ninja http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/shamurai7/100_1031.jpg and http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/shamurai7/ninjakickingbutt.jpg . The best part was going to the rave dance in the ninja costume.
Pirates are fun cosplay as if you go to like the Renn. Faire and become a drunken pirate.
Was that Connecticon?
'cause it seems kinda familiar.
Was that Connecticon?
'cause it seems kinda familiar.
It was Anime Central or ACEN.
Gary Gygax
Pun-Pun
Ninja-Jedi-Samurai-Cowboy-Super-Sexy-Action-Hero-Rockstar (or Darth Vader)
Optimus Prime
Snake
Chuck Norris/Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus (TBD)
Batman/Wolverine
Jack Bauer
Superman
Master Chief
Brock Samson
Ash from Evil Dead wielding a boomstick, chainsaw, and a shark...at the same time
Ninjas/Pirates (TBD)
Link
Bender/Wing Zero (TBD)
Viking Lawyers
Gary Oak
Roland
Tony Montana
Cowboys
I hereby declare we establish an order of badassery!!
Gary Gygax
Pun-Pun
Ninja-Jedi-Samurai-Cowboy-Super-Sexy-Action-Hero-Rockstar (or Darth Vader)
Optimus Prime
Snake
Chuck Norris/Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus (TBD)
Batman/Wolverine
Jack Bauer
Superman
Master Chief
Brock Samson
Ash from Evil Dead wielding a boomstick, chainsaw, and a shark...at the same time
Ninjas/Pirates (TBD)
Link
Bender/Wing Zero (TBD)
Viking Lawyers
Gary Oak
Roland
Tony Montana
Cowboys
Don't forget King Leonidas and you should add Guts from Berserk. Who is all the 300 in one man and brings a whole new meaning to the world "fullblade". Cool amv http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltwCLa-rjoI.
I hereby declare we establish an order of badassery!!
Gary Gygax
Pun-Pun
Ninja-Jedi-Samurai-Cowboy-Super-Sexy-Action-Hero-Rockstar (or Darth Vader)
Optimus Prime
Snake
Chuck Norris/Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus (TBD)
Batman/Wolverine
Jack Bauer
Superman
Master Chief
Brock Samson
Ash from Evil Dead wielding a boomstick, chainsaw, and a shark...at the same time
Ninjas/Pirates (TBD)
Link
Bender/Wing Zero (TBD)
Viking Lawyers
Gary Oak
Roland
Tony Montana
Cowboys
Is the Roland you're referring to Roland Deschain from The Dark Tower? If so, I second.
and Rorschach, you forgot him.
There's no Air Man on the list as well! He must be there as he can't be defeated!
Don't forget ... Guts from Berserk. Who is all the 300 in one man and brings a whole new meaning to the world "fullblade". Cool amv http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltwCLa-rjoI.
Hundred Man Slayer, Black Knight, Wielder of the Dragonslayer and the impressive CannonHand. Seconded. Especially after his playing ball with Samson in the anime. And taking on hell with only one arm, one eye and a broken sword. And living.
Oh, and Vikings kill Pirates kill Ninjas do not kill Vikings. And Chuck Norris would pwn Jesus, if they weren't already friends and taking on Giant-Mutant-Wing-Satan-Chan.
Oh, and Vikings kill Pirates kill Ninjas do not kill Vikings. And Chuck Norris would pwn Jesus, if they weren't already friends and taking on Giant-Mutant-Wing-Satan-Chan.
Sephiroth?
And Chuck Norris can't kill Jesus, because NOBODY can kill Jesus. Fo' real.
Sephiroth?
And Chuck Norris can't kill Jesus, because NOBODY can kill Jesus. Fo' real.
Jesus can be killed. The difficulty with fighting Jesus is that he resurrects himself in a few days. Defeating Jesus requires a person to contain him not kill him. Although containing him may be difficult because he is known to have access to a few miracles.
The myths and mysticism with ninjas is that they have magic and miracles at their disposal, so maybe Jesus is a type of ninja?
If so, why's he on the list? I haven't seen all the games, but he always seemed a bit of a wimp to me.
Link is cooler in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. They finally ditched his stupid little kid appearance.
Really, Kid Link isn't badass?
I'll remind you, he slays several monsters 10 times his size before puberty, and kicks the ass of an immortal sorcerer man to boot.
I'll grant you that Adult Link is cooler (especially with At-Will Lycanthropy), but little Link is hardly a wimp.
Jesus can be killed. The difficulty with fighting Jesus is that he resurrects himself in a few days.
Are you saying Jesus is a LICH? That's a terrible thing to say. You should be ashamed.
Defeating Jesus requires a person to contain him not kill him.
Who you gonna call?
Of course he could be a 3e ghost as well with how they are described as always coming back..
Side note..
Pirates are awesome.
More awesome than Ninja.
Are you saying Jesus is a LICH? That's a terrible thing to say. You should be ashamed.
I'm not calling him a lich but instead saying that he performs the resurrection ritual while he is dead.
Who you gonna call?
Ghost Busters!?!?!?!
Are you saying that Jesus is a ghost?
Ghost Busters!?!?!?!
Are you saying that Jesus is a ghost?
http://13gb.com/media/images/ghost_busters_jesus.jpg
Really, Kid Link isn't badass?
I'll remind you, he slays several monsters 10 times his size before puberty, and kicks the ass of an immortal sorcerer man to boot.
I'll grant you that Adult Link is cooler (especially with At-Will Lycanthropy), but little Link is hardly a wimp.
In the games I've played (granted not many), he kills some rather silly monsters using rather silly methods. The critters may be big, but that doesn't stop them from being daft cartoons.
Side note..
Pirates are awesome.
More awesome than Ninja.
Ninja's rule.
Pirates drool.
But wait. Ghost pirates or zombie ninjas?
zombie ninjas are about as agile as vampires so zombie ninjas are better than pirates, especially ghost pirates.
Really, Kid Link isn't badass?
I'll remind you, he slays several monsters 10 times his size before puberty, and kicks the ass of an immortal sorcerer man to boot.
I'll grant you that Adult Link is cooler (especially with At-Will Lycanthropy), but little Link is hardly a wimp.
I never said Kid Link was a wimp. And Kid Link is a badass, but not enough of one (IMO) to make it on a list of ultimate badassery. I just think he looks goofy and dumb in his younger version.
The myths and mysticism with ninjas is that they have magic and miracles at their disposal, so maybe Jesus is a type of ninja?
He even walked on water, like Naruto!
He even walked on water, like Naruto!
See, even more proof that Jesus is a ninja.
Also, I hear that Jesus has a skill that turns water into wine.
I also hear that he has several healing techniques.
Wow, Jesus is one powerful ninja.
zombie ninjas are about as agile as vampires so zombie ninjas are better than pirates, especially ghost pirates.
Are we talking original Night of the Living Dead zombies, or are we talking 28 Days Later zombies as Ninjas. I would say that 28 Day Later zombie ninjas absolutely kick
! I would not want to run into those.Are we talking original Night of the Living Dead zombies, or are we talking 28 Days Later zombies as Ninjas. I would say that 28 Day Later zombie ninjas absolutely kick
All ninjas are quick and dexterous, so if a zombie is a ninja then by default the zombie is quick and dexterous. This principle applies to everything.
Technically, in 28 days/weeks later, people are just infected with the rage virus. It's not a corpse animating virus like in Resident Evil, or like the Flood parasite from the Halo games. It just makes you go insane with anger and want to bite anything that runs away screaming. Or you can just spit blood in their mouth/eyes/open wounds. Man, that movie's great. I know what I'm going to be watching at midnight.
You say pota-TOE, I say pot-AHH-to. Zombies is zombies. Even though they may not technically be the reanimated corpses of vodou tradition, call it 28 Days Later, or Dawn of the Dead remake Zombie Ninjas are just freaky. ;)
Or for that matter, how about Vampire monks?
BTW it is a great movie. Mmmmm, silky zombie smoothness.....
All ninjas are quick and dexterous, so if a zombie is a ninja then by default the zombie is quick and dexterous. This principle applies to everything.
how does it work that way? Zombies are naturally sluggish in movement. Just because they were a ninja in life makes them quick and dextrous? I don't think so. They are faster than the average zombie though, since most zombies were average humans in life, and ninjas are not average. But ninja zombies wouldn't be as fast as you're saying.You say pota-TOE, I say pot-AHH-to. Zombies is zombies. Even though they may not technically be the reanimated corpses of vodou tradition, call it 28 Days Later, or Dawn of the Dead remake Zombie Ninjas are just freaky. ;)
Or for that matter, how about Vampire monks?
BTW it is a great movie. Mmmmm, silky zombie smoothness.....
Monks are as agile as ninjas and vampires hide in shadows and use charms so would this mean that a Vampire monk is the same as a Vampire ninja?
You say pota-TOE, I say pot-AHH-to. Zombies is zombies. Even though they may not technically be the reanimated corpses of vodou tradition, call it 28 Days Later, or Dawn of the Dead remake Zombie Ninjas are just freaky. ;)
Or for that matter, how about Vampire monks?
BTW it is a great movie. Mmmmm, silky zombie smoothness.....
ok, we can agree to disagree here.
But remember, is there a cure for zombies after they become a zombie? No. In Resident Evil, the cure only had a 30-50% chance of working, IIRC. And it only worked before the subject died from the disease. Flood-infected zombies were just screwed. But the rage infected people from 28 days later did have a chance. Remember, in 28 weeks later, the mother and the son (and possibly the daughter) had a immunity to the virus, and the military nurse wanted to use the mother to help people by curing them. So, they aren't zombies. Very similar, identical in almost every way, but not zombies. And that's my argument, and I'm stickin with that till I come up with a better one.
I want to hear responses to this! It's fun arguing about pirate-zombie-vampire-ninjas.
EDIT: As for vampires, that would make an awesome ninja. They'd just have to be nocturnal and stick to the shadows, but that doesn't seem like a huge problem
EDIT 2: Minja, you're freakin me out here. It sounds like the rage infected people turn you on. That's just WRONG (I hope I misunderstood what you were saying about silky zombie smoothness)
I am referring to zombies that train to become ninjas. It doesn't matter who you are when you are raised as a zombie you have non of your life skill to differentiate you from other zombies. If a zombie wishes to become a ninja then they must train hard, and with enough hard work, dedication, and the proper magic a zombie can become quite a deadly ninja.
I am referring to zombies that train to become ninjas. It doesn't matter who you are when you are raised as a zombie you have non of your life skill to differentiate you from other zombies. If a zombie wishes to become a ninja then they must train hard, and with enough hard work, dedication, and the proper magic a zombie can become quite a deadly ninja.
Ahh. I didn't think of it that way. Nevermind, zombies could make good ninjas if they put enough effort into it, but most lack the patience to do anything besides eat people and be target practice for teenagers with shotguns and machetes.
Ahh. I didn't think of it that way. Nevermind, zombies could make good ninjas if they put enough effort into it, but most lack the patience to do anything besides eat people and be target practice for teenagers with shotguns and machetes.
Biting people in the jugular is a good way for a zombie ninja to kill people. The thing that separates them from regular zombies is that they have learned to repress their urge to moan and to eat their victim. They have learned the bite and release technique followed by retreating to the shadows.
I want to hear responses to this! It's fun arguing about pirate-zombie-vampire-ninjas.
Why did you have to bring pirates back into this? They are lame.
EDIT: As for vampires, that would make an awesome ninja. They'd just have to be nocturnal and stick to the shadows, but that doesn't seem like a huge problem
But utilizing their slam attacks in unarmed combat. Ugh.
EDIT 2: Minja, you're freakin me out here. It sounds like the rage infected people turn you on. That's just WRONG (I hope I misunderstood what you were saying about silky zombie smoothness)
Zombie MOVIES are silky smoothness.... ;)
Biting people in the jugular is a good way for a zombie ninja to kill people. The thing that separates them from regular zombies is that they have learned to repress their urge to moan and to eat their victim. They have learned the bite and release technique followed by retreating to the shadows.
I am impressed. I'm going to have to add zombie ninjas to my Legions of Doom. So I now have two options for those with poor marksmanship skills. A) use them as the targets for the skilled shooters or B) let my zombie ninjas practice their skills by eliminating them. :evillaugh
Why did you have to bring pirates back into this? They are lame.
But utilizing their slam attacks in unarmed combat. Ugh.
Zombie MOVIES are silky smoothness.... ;)
Pirates are lame huh? Ever hear of an awesome band called Alestorm that makes music about pirates? It's got all the good stuff, raiding, wenches, booze, treasure, quests, mutiny, curses. . .HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THAT?! (and it's heavy metal too. which is by default awesome) IS THERE A BAND ABOUT NINJAS? I'm STILL waiting on this one. Any ninja bands out there? *crickets chirp while I wait for an answer* Oh well, I can just stick with my Pirate Metal, and my Orc Metal (a Band of Orcs! No, I'm not paid to spread word about these guys, I wish I was though) while I wait for someone to tell me about a heavy metal band that makes songs about ninjas.
And besides, anyone who gets drunk is a pirate! anyone who is a pirate actually LIVES. Unlike the cold, unfeeling, emotionless ninjas. And I've been drunk before too! So I'm a pirate! I find it insulting that you say I'm lame Minja! Better to be a Pirate that enjoys life than a midget ninja! (sorry, I couldn't resist)
I now want to play a zombie ninja in 3rd edition, but the problem is that I don't have a DM to run an undead campaign for me.
Hey, if you move to Redding CA, I can run one for you. Undead adventures/campaigns are my specialty.
Hey, if you move to Redding CA, I can run one for you. Undead adventures/campaigns are my specialty.
It's OK, I'll stay near Sacramento for now. I just need to keep the zombie ninja thought in my head until I can find a local DM that will be willing to start such a game.
It's OK, I'll stay near Sacramento for now. I just need to keep the zombie ninja thought in my head until I can find a local DM that will be willing to start such a game.
aww. I was hoping for a new player.
(actually, it's prolly for the best. Most christians in Redding, and there are a lot, believe me, are intolerant of D&D players.)Wow, as much as I enjoyed the "spirited"(pun regretfully intended) sub-topic of zombie ninjas and ghost pirates, i had in fact meant to write robot ninjas and ghost pirates. I must have had zombies on the brrrraaaaiiiiinnnnn (get it? Zombie.....Brain?....God make the puns go away).
Robot ninjas are also deadly. They have all kinds of gadgets and they are extremely strong. They can be built for both speed and stealth. Also if one was built with that contraption from Ghost Busters then it would have no problem defeating a ghost pirate.
Mmmmm, silky zombie smoothness.....
I need an adult! I need an adult!
Or the Astral Pirate..... the ultimate in hit and run raiding......
I need an adult! I need an adult!
*scratches head*
Aren't you an adult ZB?
BADASSERY v1.76 (No longer in any particular order)
Gary Gygax
Homeboy Jesus
Pun-Pun
Sub-Zero
Ninja-Jedi-Samurai-Cowboy-Super-Sexy-Action-Hero-Rockstar (or Darth Vader)
Vegeta
Akroma, Angel of Wrath
Leonidas
Nicholas D. Wolfwood
The Good (Angel Eyes)
Optimus Prime/Megatron
Dethklok
Akuma
Snake
John McLane
Chuck Norris/Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus (TBD)
Batman/Wolverine
Jack Bauer
Superman
Master Chief
Kratos/Kratos (God of War and Tales of Symphonia, respectively)
Gordon Freeman
Brock Samson
Afro Samurai/Samurai Jack
Scott Weiland
Ash from Evil Dead wielding a boomstick, chainsaw, and a shark...at the same time
Ninjas/Pirates (TBD)
Joe Cool
Link
Aang, the Avatar
Bender/Wing Zero (TBD)
Viking Lawyers
Agent Smith
Gary Oak
Roland
My dad
Yuri Lowell
Tony Montana
Rosarch
Air Man
Duke Nukem
Cowboys
Dogs with bees in their mouths, so when they bark, they shoot bees
Kakashi Hatake
Brett Favre
Obould Many-Arrows
Will Smith (man saved the world more times than Superman)
Scott Weiland? Badass? I had no idea heroin addiction was considered bad-ass ...
Oh it is bad, espescially when you inject the needle into said ass.
Oh it is bad, espescially when you inject the needle into said ass.
Interesting. You have changed my mind, sir. As long as the bad substance is injected into the ass cheek, said injector is badass. Odd, but most assuredly true. Well done!
Gary Oak
You mean Gary from pokemon? His grandfather is more badass than that.
Duke Nukem
true dat
Joe Cool
Hells yeah!
Never **** with the Snoopy.
Why isn't Dante from Devil May Cry on the list? He's badass. And his brother Vergil. Why aren't they there? And Trogdor! Where is Trogdor? He's the ultimate badass!
Don't get me started on DMC, and Trogdor is too badass, for any list not involving burnination