Pokemon Evolutions and their logic

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#1

oxybe

Mar 01, 2010 15:10:28
alright, now, we all know what pokemon are, right? the cute & cuddly cockfighting monsters. well some of their evolutions are a bit... weird.

i mean you have charmander's line: fire lizard -> bigger lizard -> dragon. logical progression
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and then you a wtfbomb called exeggcute where it's entirely illogical that when eggs become stronger they turn into palm trees.
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and then finally... magnemite who intead of evolving, gets himself a pair of groupies
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ok, looks alight up until now and his last form is...
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what. the. fudge? a UFO with clamps. i was expecting a bigger pile of magnemites but nope, magnezone is a big old UFO with shoulderpads & clamps.

what are these pokemon artists smoking and where can i get it.
#2

ADHadh

Mar 01, 2010 15:28:37
You think that's strange?
Feebas:
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into Milotic:
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Now that is strange.
#3

oxybe

Mar 01, 2010 15:38:50
feebas -> milotic falls into the magikarp/gyarados and exeggcute/exeggcutor line of 2step WTF? evolutions.

but magnemite is just weird. the second step is "logical" but then it jumps off the bridge into wackyland.
#4

EscherEnigma

Mar 01, 2010 15:42:26

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#5

RPJesus

Mar 01, 2010 23:30:44

Seriously.  The word "evolution" is being terribly, terribly used in this game.  It's metamorphosis, not evolution, and creatures that go through metamorphosis often look very different before and after.


Rule of cool. Metamorphosis used as a verb (Metamorphed?) isn't as awesome as "evolved"

You think that's strange?
Feebas:
into Milotic:
Now that is strange.


Except not really, since feebas specifically evolves by getting it's beauty stat high enough...
#6

pigknight

Mar 01, 2010 23:51:36
Swinub evolving into pilowswine? That's regression!

Boar -> Pig =/= Pig -> Boar
#7

Pinnacle

Mar 02, 2010 9:20:04
Rule of cool. Metamorphosis used as a verb (Metamorphed?) isn't as awesome as "evolved"



Metamorphosed.



Though you're right.  The game doesn't make sense just because it's using "evolve" in a non-literal way because it's nifty?  I mean, it doesn't make all that much sense, but that's not why.

'Sides, "evolution" was a word that already existed that Darwin applied to his theory.  It's not the only use of the word.
The first definition on Dictionary.com is "any process of formation or growth; development."
OK, so PokeMon evolution still doesn't quite qualify since it's an instantaneous transformation and not a process, but it's closer.
#8

boj0

Mar 02, 2010 9:58:02
@Pig- it goes from pig (swinub) to boar (piloswine) to...wooly mammoth(mamoswine)?

Or how about any male Gardevoir, or female Mr. Mime? 
Or how is is that all Kangakhan are female, but they all have babies?
At least Magikarp is based on the myth of a carp jumping through a gate to become a dragon (explaining its Flying type as Gyarados)
If you want bat-poop crazy look at Trapinch's evolution line
#9

Pinnacle

Mar 02, 2010 10:43:31
Or how about any male Gardevoir, or female Mr. Mime? 


Just 'cuz it looks kinda girly doesn't mean all members of the species are female.  And Mr. Mimes should be male just because of the name?  In the first game where there weren't any genders I though that Jynxes and Mr. Mimes might be the males and females of the same species, though.  So maybe that's a good point.


Or how is is that all Kangakhan are female, but they all have babies?


It's not like they can't have babies with other species.
#10

RPJesus

Mar 02, 2010 15:39:21
Or how about any male Gardevoir, or female Mr. Mime? 


Just 'cuz it looks kinda girly doesn't mean all members of the species are female.  And Mr. Mimes should be male just because of the name?  In the first game where there weren't any genders I though that Jynxes and Mr. Mimes might be the males and females of the same species, though.  So maybe that's a good point.


I think they fixed the gardevoir issue in the fourth generation, and aren't Jynx and Mr. Mime some of the always female/male mons?


Or how is is that all Kangakhan are female, but they all have babies?


It's not like they can't have babies with other species.


Of course, that just brins us to hot skitty on wailord action, which is an issue all it's own .
#11

pigknight

Mar 02, 2010 17:06:37
Kangaskhan are the community bicycles.
#12

Pinnacle

Mar 02, 2010 23:42:17
[A]ren't Jynx and Mr. Mime some of the always female/male mons?


Jynx are always female, but Mr. Mime aren't always male.
#13

Malcadon

Mar 05, 2010 6:59:52
Who cares if its called “evolution” or “metamorphosis!” All I care about is the right way to eat them, the bast way to hide a Pokemon tournament from the authorities, and which Pokemon came first: the chicken, or the egg!

By the way, these are my two favorite Pokemon! iyala.gif
#14

thorn-wychkin

Mar 06, 2010 15:07:53



ok, looks alight up until now and his last form is...


what. the. fudge? a UFO with clamps. i was expecting a bigger pile of magnemites but nope, magnezone is a big old UFO with shoulderpads & clamps.

what are these pokemon artists smoking and where can i get it.


actually if you read the fluff magnemite's final form isn't that off the wall. accordign tot the pokedex what happens is that the central node simply outgrows the other two.