Holy crap. He calls Matt Stafford a china doll (correctly if you ask me) and then 'apologizes' by saying it was all Satan attacking him through the media. Trust me, this is insanity that's just too good to pass up.
I especially like the beginning with the rap song snippet and how he says something like 'that's truth right there'. EDIT: By the way, this is one of the reasons that I think so poorly of college degrees. This guy had to attend at least three years of college. Sure seems like it by listening to him, no? Oh, and a lot of football players are Communications majors. When some of 'em are interviewed, they're barely intelligible. There's very little integrity in American higher education, IMO. Some schools do have it, of course, but if people like this can graduate or, at the very least, somehow be able to advance through three years of school, what does that say about quality control? What does it say about the value of the instruction? Meh, whatever.
I'd think this falls in the category of "I cannot deny anything you said because thinking about it would make my brain implode". So I'll just say "yes, he is absolutely right, about everything" and then slowly shuffle for the door.
The worst part is other people actually appear to look up to this man, which means it is possible to be dumber then that
Oh well, what can ya do?
Hit him in the face with a shovel?
?
wow......
How did this man ever live through childhood?
Yeah, I feel exactly the same way. It's like there's just no real way to articulate what you're feeling when you listen to this. It's amazing, really. And the support he's getting hurts my brain even more. Seeing one idiot go off the deep end in all seriousness is amusing. Seeing a flock of idiots offer support to said idiot is downright scary. I looked at the comments expecting them to give him a brutal beating and found all of these morons supporting him after that video. I mean, he did get screwed by a drama creating media (his comment really was no big deal), but how could you support that video? I mean, really? How? I stopped after a brief search for one sane soul calling him out on his narcissistic insanity cuz I couldn't find one. Oh well, what can ya do?
Well he is a Michiganer.
And yes they really are this crazy. I've got one in my STO fleet, that is utterly convinced that the world is 6000 years old, that all scientists lie about the age of the world, evolution and that if you aren't Saved (aka Baptist style not even just being a christian) you're going to hell regardless of how you act, or treat people. But you can be Hitler.... as long as you are Saved.
I think if I could pick one State to burn to the ground, with everyone trapped inside, it would be that one. I'm serious.
Hit him in the face with a shovel?
That wouldn't fix anything, though. You'd just be another tool Satan was usin' to bring him down. No lesson learned, wrongheaded ideas reinforced. It would, however, likely be gratifying.
How did this man ever live through childhood?
Well, apparently he's good at throwing thing, hitting things thrown at him, or kicking things. If you can do one of those things really well, you'll probably become a millionaire, even if you should be too dumb to live.
Re: schools and jocks
Eh. My school doesn't have a football team, or any sports team other then the student association funded rugby team. So you just don't get people being carried through their classes 'cause they're awesome at chasing a pig skin or something.
I got you beat. [Bryan Fisher of the American Family Association says that Satan is behind people hating Sarah Palin]. And this isn't some guy that's running off his mouth but paid for running something else, this is a guy that's paid to run his mouth, and he's depressingly successful at it.
To be fair, hatred is very un-Christian.
As far as the school stuff goes, its a very, very good thing that there are schools that are not so inextricably tied to athletics out there. They can actually be schools. They aren't beholden to recruiting and game day performance. With the amount of money involved - both incoming and outgoing (it can cost in the high six figures for a team to travel to just one game), it's hard to see a way for a school to not place its focus on athletics. Meh, college is something I have major personal issues with. I find it more appalling every time I think about the fact that 'higher education' is a for profit system.
Hit him in the face with a shovel?
That wouldn't fix anything, though. You'd just be another tool Satan was usin' to bring him down. No lesson learned, wrongheaded ideas reinforced. It would, however, likely be gratifying.
You wanted to fix it? Oh... I was just going for what would have made me feel better.
I'm thinking Chainsaw.
Why stop with a shovel?
I'm thinking Chainsaw.
Too quick.
Why stop with a shovel?
I'm thinking Chainsaw.
Too quick.
Thats why you start with the fingers and toes.
Why stop with a shovel?
I'm thinking Chainsaw.
Too quick.
Thats why you start with the fingers and toes.
You're an evil Cpt... I like the way you think.
The chainsaw would still be too quick. Unless you want to play Yakety Sax as you accomplish this, my parameters suggest a sterilised hacksaw would be preferable.
Hmmm... you may be correct. I think we could also use a few strategically placed tourniquets.
Chain
60d nails (2)
kildling
firewood
an accelerant (if desired)
spoon or very dull knife
I'd go back to shovel. Makes a satisfactory FTANG! and is very useful if you overdo it.
Overdue it? Impossible.
I'd go back to shovel. Makes a satisfactory FTANG! and is very useful if you overdo it.
Overdue it? Impossible.
Hey, a dead opponent doesn't know he lost.
True, but a dead opponent just means you finished.
And what fun is that?
True, but a dead opponent just means you finished.
And what fun is that?
It's like beating a game, except you're beating someone.
True, but a dead opponent just means you finished.
And what fun is that?
It's like beating a game, except you're beating someone.
A good game has high replayability factor.
True, but a dead opponent just means you finished.
And what fun is that?
It's like beating a game, except you're beating someone.
A good game has high replayability factor.
There are many more people in the world that believe the same thing as the guy in the original video. See... we can replay it many millions of times.
Why does he talk like rapper?
He's a football player. Most likely it's due to head trauma.
And why is it that I rarely know what people who constantly say "knowut I'm sayin'" are saying?
Because they rarely actually say anything besides "knowut I'm saying?"
He's a football player. Most likely it's due to head trauma.
Ah, I never thought of that. It does make sense. Good point.
Because they rarely actually say anything besides "knowut I'm saying?"
To be fair, some of them say "Knowmusayin" instead.