Proof Gingers are mutants!

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#1

Pontiac

Apr 06, 2013 17:19:53
frenchtribune.com/teneur/1317238-world-r...


The proof is here someone call Eric Cartman.

also wow smart kid, and the writter of the article should learn to proof read!    
#2

draco1119

Apr 06, 2013 17:37:07
We've had proof for a while now...
#3

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 06, 2013 17:56:51
We've had proof for a while now...

You mean like Dr. Crusher? Whose soul was so mutated that she gave birth to Wesley *gasp* Crusher?
#4

draco1119

Apr 06, 2013 18:00:49
No. She's hawt. I'm talking about something a little more... personal.
#5

ADHadh

Apr 07, 2013 7:56:18
Well, duh! That's why the Phoenix mainly posseses redheads!
#6

Pontiac

Apr 07, 2013 8:45:56
phoenix's aren't real but day walkers are!
#7

draco1119

Apr 07, 2013 8:51:19
ADH: the Pheonix only possesses redheads because they're hawt?
#8

ADHadh

Apr 07, 2013 9:06:22
ADH: the Pheonix only possesses redheads because they're hawt?


Yes.
#9

Pontiac

Apr 07, 2013 9:10:02
sounds shallow
#10

Pontiac

Apr 07, 2013 10:08:36
What? Because you're an eternal cosmic force you suddenly have dept?



?

keep hittin that pipe son. 
#11

Pontiac

Apr 07, 2013 10:39:34
There was a jewish shark lawyer in germany? was it a hammerhead?
#12

Pontiac

Apr 07, 2013 11:56:55
how'd he breathe on land?
#13

draco1119

Apr 07, 2013 12:10:48
Don't question the shark, son. Just mumble something that sounds vaguely like agreement and keep your eyes averted as you walk by.
#14

Pontiac

Apr 07, 2013 12:13:14
oh okay, um....Objection, leading away from reality.
#15

zombie_babies

Apr 08, 2013 8:22:09
I think it was.  Kinda too soon, no?
#16

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 10:22:02
What about ovens? We can still joke about those, right?
#17

zombie_babies

Apr 08, 2013 10:31:12
It depends upon their nationality.  Are the Dutch ovens or German ovens?  Polish?
#18

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 12:19:23
French. Otherwise we wouldn't make fun of them, now would we?
#19

zombie_babies

Apr 08, 2013 12:49:08
I suppose that's ok.  Er, so long as they're not about ovens in Struthof.
#20

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 14:09:29
No. She's hawt. I'm talking about something a little more... personal.

Beverly Crusher was hawt? Ew...
#21

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 14:50:56
kid! What do you know?
#22

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 14:57:56
kid! What do you know?

She was too old for my tastes. I guess for you that's not an issue...
#23

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 15:03:00
You weren't even born yet, so I can see how something requiring puberty would have been an issue for you. You're forgiven.
#24

zombie_babies

Apr 08, 2013 15:03:24
dood, she was hawt.  No Troi or Tasha, no, but still hawt.
#25

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 15:49:42
dood, she was hawt.  No Troi or Tasha, no, but still hawt.

Ewwww, Tasha? Troi was pretty, though. Maybe not "hawt" in the sense of someone like Kate Upton () of being a "sex symbol" but I'd have dated her easily.
#26

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 15:50:48
You weren't even born yet, so I can see how something requiring puberty would have been an issue for you. You're forgiven.

I mean, watching TNG, she dosen't look hot because she's probably going on 50 in that show and hides it with too much makeup.
#27

zombie_babies

Apr 08, 2013 16:07:33
Ewwww, Tasha? Troi was pretty, though. Maybe not "hawt" in the sense of someone like Kate Upton () of being a "sex symbol" but I'd have dated her easily.



You don't dig Tasha?  Srsly?!?   Wow, bro.  Guess you're more a Picard and Riker kinda guy.  ;)
#28

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 16:09:15
Nah, dood. He's into Worf. He flirts with HD, so it's obvious that he's into old men with forehead wrinkles.
#29

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 16:10:19
Ewwww, Tasha? Troi was pretty, though. Maybe not "hawt" in the sense of someone like Kate Upton () of being a "sex symbol" but I'd have dated her easily.



You don't dig Tasha?  Srsly?!?   Wow, bro.  Guess you're more a Picard and Riker kinda guy.  ;)

Ew no. She's got a wierd ass nose. Meh. Troi, Kira, both Daxes, Ro, 7of9, T'Pol, Hoshi, and to a lesser extent Kes were all hot. Just not Tasha.
#30

Qmark

Apr 08, 2013 16:12:37
Pendulous Earlobes is a mutation.
#31

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 16:14:49
Pendulous Earlobes is a mutation.

Why bring the Ferengi into this?
#32

Qmark

Apr 08, 2013 16:21:34
Pendulous Earlobes is a mutation.

Why bring the Ferengi into this?

because they're the worst Star Trek villain ever - even worse than the Space Hippies.

#33

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 16:23:48
Pendulous Earlobes is a mutation.

Why bring the Ferengi into this?

because they're the worst Star Trek villain ever - even worse than the Space Hippies.


They were pretty bad as a villian, but I still want a Ferengi Expansion to Fleet Captains!
#34

ADHadh

Apr 09, 2013 1:16:13
It depends upon their nationality.  Are the Dutch ovens or German ovens?  Polish?


They're not Polish, they're only located in Poland! 
#35

zombie_babies

Apr 09, 2013 8:31:09
Ew no. She's got a wierd ass nose. Meh. Troi, Kira, both Daxes, Ro, 7of9, T'Pol, Hoshi, and to a lesser extent Kes were all hot. Just not Tasha.



Bro, you are so, so bent.

They're not Polish, they're only located in Poland! 



Meh, close enough. 
#36

draco1119

Apr 09, 2013 11:09:55
Of course they're not Polish. If they were, they'd freeze everything!
#37

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 09, 2013 15:20:09
Ew no. She's got a wierd ass nose. Meh. Troi, Kira, both Daxes, Ro, 7of9, T'Pol, Hoshi, and to a lesser extent Kes were all hot. Just not Tasha.



Bro, you are so, so bent.



I kinda like it. I never have itches I can't scratch.
#38

zombie_babies

Apr 09, 2013 15:32:22
I kinda like it. I never have itches I can't scratch.



While not at all what I was referring to, this still makes perfect sense.
#39

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 09, 2013 15:55:15
I kinda like it. I never have itches I can't scratch.



While not at all what I was referring to, this still makes perfect sense.

#42

draco1119

Apr 06, 2013 17:37:07
We've had proof for a while now...
#43

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 06, 2013 17:56:51
We've had proof for a while now...

You mean like Dr. Crusher? Whose soul was so mutated that she gave birth to Wesley *gasp* Crusher?
#44

draco1119

Apr 06, 2013 18:00:49
No. She's hawt. I'm talking about something a little more... personal.
#45

ADHadh

Apr 07, 2013 7:56:18
Well, duh! That's why the Phoenix mainly posseses redheads!
#46

Pontiac

Apr 07, 2013 8:45:56
phoenix's aren't real but day walkers are!
#47

draco1119

Apr 07, 2013 8:51:19
ADH: the Pheonix only possesses redheads because they're hawt?
#48

ADHadh

Apr 07, 2013 9:06:22
ADH: the Pheonix only possesses redheads because they're hawt?


Yes.
#49

Pontiac

Apr 07, 2013 9:10:02
sounds shallow
#50

Pontiac

Apr 07, 2013 10:08:36
What? Because you're an eternal cosmic force you suddenly have dept?



?

keep hittin that pipe son. 
#51

Pontiac

Apr 07, 2013 10:39:34
There was a jewish shark lawyer in germany? was it a hammerhead?
#52

Pontiac

Apr 07, 2013 11:56:55
how'd he breathe on land?
#53

draco1119

Apr 07, 2013 12:10:48
Don't question the shark, son. Just mumble something that sounds vaguely like agreement and keep your eyes averted as you walk by.
#54

Pontiac

Apr 07, 2013 12:13:14
oh okay, um....Objection, leading away from reality.
#55

zombie_babies

Apr 08, 2013 8:22:09
I think it was.  Kinda too soon, no?
#56

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 10:22:02
What about ovens? We can still joke about those, right?
#57

zombie_babies

Apr 08, 2013 10:31:12
It depends upon their nationality.  Are the Dutch ovens or German ovens?  Polish?
#58

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 12:19:23
French. Otherwise we wouldn't make fun of them, now would we?
#59

zombie_babies

Apr 08, 2013 12:49:08
I suppose that's ok.  Er, so long as they're not about ovens in Struthof.
#60

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 14:09:29
No. She's hawt. I'm talking about something a little more... personal.

Beverly Crusher was hawt? Ew...
#61

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 14:50:56
kid! What do you know?
#62

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 14:57:56
kid! What do you know?

She was too old for my tastes. I guess for you that's not an issue...
#63

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 15:03:00
You weren't even born yet, so I can see how something requiring puberty would have been an issue for you. You're forgiven.
#64

zombie_babies

Apr 08, 2013 15:03:24
dood, she was hawt.  No Troi or Tasha, no, but still hawt.
#65

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 15:49:42
dood, she was hawt.  No Troi or Tasha, no, but still hawt.

Ewwww, Tasha? Troi was pretty, though. Maybe not "hawt" in the sense of someone like Kate Upton () of being a "sex symbol" but I'd have dated her easily.
#66

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 15:50:48
You weren't even born yet, so I can see how something requiring puberty would have been an issue for you. You're forgiven.

I mean, watching TNG, she dosen't look hot because she's probably going on 50 in that show and hides it with too much makeup.
#67

zombie_babies

Apr 08, 2013 16:07:33
Ewwww, Tasha? Troi was pretty, though. Maybe not "hawt" in the sense of someone like Kate Upton () of being a "sex symbol" but I'd have dated her easily.



You don't dig Tasha?  Srsly?!?   Wow, bro.  Guess you're more a Picard and Riker kinda guy.  ;)
#68

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 16:09:15
Nah, dood. He's into Worf. He flirts with HD, so it's obvious that he's into old men with forehead wrinkles.
#69

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 16:10:19
Ewwww, Tasha? Troi was pretty, though. Maybe not "hawt" in the sense of someone like Kate Upton () of being a "sex symbol" but I'd have dated her easily.



You don't dig Tasha?  Srsly?!?   Wow, bro.  Guess you're more a Picard and Riker kinda guy.  ;)

Ew no. She's got a wierd ass nose. Meh. Troi, Kira, both Daxes, Ro, 7of9, T'Pol, Hoshi, and to a lesser extent Kes were all hot. Just not Tasha.
#70

Qmark

Apr 08, 2013 16:12:37
Pendulous Earlobes is a mutation.
#71

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 16:14:49
Pendulous Earlobes is a mutation.

Why bring the Ferengi into this?
#72

Qmark

Apr 08, 2013 16:21:34
Pendulous Earlobes is a mutation.

Why bring the Ferengi into this?

because they're the worst Star Trek villain ever - even worse than the Space Hippies.

#73

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 16:23:48
Pendulous Earlobes is a mutation.

Why bring the Ferengi into this?

because they're the worst Star Trek villain ever - even worse than the Space Hippies.


They were pretty bad as a villian, but I still want a Ferengi Expansion to Fleet Captains!
#74

ADHadh

Apr 09, 2013 1:16:13
It depends upon their nationality.  Are the Dutch ovens or German ovens?  Polish?


They're not Polish, they're only located in Poland! 
#75

zombie_babies

Apr 09, 2013 8:31:09
Ew no. She's got a wierd ass nose. Meh. Troi, Kira, both Daxes, Ro, 7of9, T'Pol, Hoshi, and to a lesser extent Kes were all hot. Just not Tasha.



Bro, you are so, so bent.

They're not Polish, they're only located in Poland! 



Meh, close enough. 
#76

draco1119

Apr 09, 2013 11:09:55
Of course they're not Polish. If they were, they'd freeze everything!
#77

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 09, 2013 15:20:09
Ew no. She's got a wierd ass nose. Meh. Troi, Kira, both Daxes, Ro, 7of9, T'Pol, Hoshi, and to a lesser extent Kes were all hot. Just not Tasha.



Bro, you are so, so bent.



I kinda like it. I never have itches I can't scratch.
#78

zombie_babies

Apr 09, 2013 15:32:22
I kinda like it. I never have itches I can't scratch.



While not at all what I was referring to, this still makes perfect sense.
#79

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 09, 2013 15:55:15
I kinda like it. I never have itches I can't scratch.



While not at all what I was referring to, this still makes perfect sense.