This is where you come up with an all famous punch-line for a race or class.
To start us off, let me give an example of a punch-line:
Rogue: "You look surprised to see me. If you had been paying attention, you might still be alive."
Now it's your turn! come up with a crafty punch-line for a Race, Class, or Monster. It can be a homebrewed creation too!
Transmuter: Adapt and overcome.
Evoker: The world has two rules 1. everything burns 2. if it doesn't burn see rule 1.
Enchanter: Say hello to my little friend.
Diviner: Knowledge is power, so learn it all and become a god.
Abjurer: You can't touch this.
Necromancer: Your life is mine.
Conjurer: I will call your destruction and if it doesn't exsist I will make it.
Illusionist: Believe what you will.
This Thread: 'I've been done. To death.'
Stormrage Wizard: "Unlike my counterpart, I have a vortex of spells at my fingertips just waiting to meet you."
Ravenscarred: "I have seen my fair share of darkness- now it's time for you to see your fate."
This Thread: 'I've been done. To death.'
Transmuter: Then I will change it in to something that is alive.
Necromancer: Death is nothing, you may it ignore at your whim.
Abjurer: One word, Wish.
Illusionist: Dead? Haha, my you are gullible.
Evoker: Get up, I want to kill you more.
Enchanter: Dead? I guess that means I need to call in a favor.
Conjurer: Calling in your favor huh, alright one Ghaele with ressurection coming right up.
Diviner: You may find Pelor indebted to you if you if you turn 830 degrees to the left.
This Thread: 'Yep. I'm still just as terrible as I was the other thousand times I've been.' :P
Swordmage: It's not the size of the blade that counts, it's the spell the sword is packing!
Druid: Of course I'm not the threat. The threat you should be worried about is the world around you!
This Thread: 'Yep. I'm still just as terrible as I was the other thousand times I've been.' :P
Transmuter: Terrible? I disagree.
Necromancer: Terrible? I disagree.
Abjurer: Terrible? I disagree.
Illusionist: Terrible? I disagree.
Evoker: Terrible? I disagree.
Enchanter: Terrible? I disagree.
Conjurer: Terrible? I disagree.
Diviner: Terrible? I disagree.
Gray Jester: you don't know terrible, you will as soon our riders come over the hill.
This Thread: 'I rest my case.'
Diviner: Two words. Locate City. Nuke.
Bard: I go into dungeons and sing at people.
Factocum: So do I. But while I'm there, I carefully strip all of the gold leaf from the status, disarm the traps, empty the treasure chests, rig the oil barrels, and throw a fireball when I'm done.
Sea Elf Conjurer: ...Summon bigger fish.
Warlord: "There is no blade bigger than my free will waiting to cut your head off."
Rogue: "Why don't we try something I like to call the 'Stab you in the back while I remain undetectable' trick?"
Human: "I'm a lucky duckling- in that I can be whomever I want to be."
Orcus: "There is nothing I can't do except to watch humanity thriving in my lifetime."
Bard: Won't you be my friend?
All defenders(but especially a Warden who just marked the entire enemy vanquard): You shall not pass!
Skeleton: "Want some bones to play with?"
Red Dragon: "I may be ill- tempered, but my skills with handling fire is well controlled. I can reduce an entire forest to a crisp, or I can burn just you to a smoldering pile of ash."
Frenzied Berserker while not raging: Do not anger me, it is unwise.
Frenzied Berserker after being attacked: Bad move.
Frenzied Berserker while raging:......(A field covered blood and bone is the only thing left after a 3.5 Frenzied Berserker's rage).
3.5 Aritificer using Craft Point system from UA: If it exists, I can build it. In a cave! With a box of scraps!
Fighter: "Now, where'd I put that sword...?"
Fighter to a pack of carrion crawlers- "I asked, 'Where's my sword and board?' not 'Where's the smorgasbord?'"
Spiders: "Creepy crawlies that like to hide in the trees and caves to take a bite out of ya (literally)!"
Destrachan: "If you can see it, you're deaf."
Chronomancer - "Do you want me to tell you how I killed you, or do you want it to be a surprise?"
Diviner: Two words. Locate City. Nuke.
Bard: I go into dungeons and sing at people.
Factocum: So do I. But while I'm there, I carefully strip all of the gold leaf from the status, disarm the traps, empty the treasure chests, rig the oil barrels, and throw a fireball when I'm done.
Sea Elf Conjurer: ...Summon bigger fish.
Two Words: Learn to count.
Just some friendly critisism, 
...That's part of the joke...
TMK look again at his response, and this time try counting.lol
Dreamweaver: "There is no extent on how far dreams can go, but one thing is certain- your worst enemy might just be your own dreams."
Warblade: My anime is greater than you.
Swordsage: Yeah? Well mines actually greater than your's!
And I noticed that.
Three words: Part. Of. The. Joke.
All you ****s: 'We can't count.'
All you ****s: 'We can't count.'
Diviner: Yes, that's what you would like me think isn't it?(don't look at me like that, everyone knows that diviners are paranoid)
Diviner: Funny thing about paranoid, it's just another word for long-lived.
Fighter: "Who's wanting a challenge? Or better yet- who wants to challenge me?"
Ranger: "Two blades or Archery? I'll gladly take both!"
Demon: "Feel the heat!"
Demon: "Feel my heat!"
Fix'd.
Barbarian: I'm hitting you! (to be spoken to the opponent whilst hitting it)
Kobold: KOBOLD! (Reference to Unforgotten Realms)
Trap Haunt: Uhm.. You don't know about Admiral Ackbar, do you? No reason...
Palladin: merciless slaughter isn't wrong, I mean, I did say 'In the name of Bahamut' when I did it.
Demon: "Feel my heat!"
Fix'd.
I meant to say "Feel the Heat!".
... or was it supposed to be "Feel my Heat"?
Demon: "Feel my heat!"
Fix'd.
I meant to say "Feel the Heat!".
... or was it supposed to be "Feel my Heat"?
Enchanter casting suggestion:You meant to feel this heat.*points to a 12ft wide bonfire*
Foulspawn: "It's not our smell that's foul- it's our thoughts that are foul!!"
Eilodin: "Sure, I have marks on my body, but that doesn't mean you'll come out of this battle without a scratch or even a mark on yours!"
BARBARIAN: BONZAII
Diviner Cohort: 12 degrees north-northwest, 2 miles out.
King: Sniper, is that some sort of assasin? *arrow lands in king's throat then left eye and followed by one more to the groin.
BBEG: No sir, That would be unethical and unlawful.
Cleric: "A greater Paladin"
Warlock: "Feel the power of the Arcane twister!"
Oriental themed Druid: BONZAI!