Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 16:35:06	Well, happy Purim! today is Purim, a holiday in the Jewish religion that commemarated queen esther's story with haman and co. on this day, people dress up in costume and give gift baskets to each other, and then later tonight have a huge feast. in fact, It is a mitzva (dont know what that is? google it.) to get rip-roaring drunk tonight! so babies, Im gonna party like its 1999! wish me luck! hopefully I wont get to hungover...:3
#2 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 16:45:07	Have fun. Hope you can hold your alcohol.
#3 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 16:47:36	oh, i can....
#4 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 16:50:32	Sounds like fun.
#5 sheihel Mar 10, 2009 17:38:38	Blessing on this happy day!
#6 Idolis Mar 10, 2009 18:41:28	A drunk eighteen year old? Party? Hmmm, sounds like something out of "Girls Gone Wild". Have fun, beautiful and make a video. On second thought, don't. My wife wouldn't approve of me watching it.
#7 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 18:43:27	Hey, if you don't make the video for Idolis, make it for me then! :P:P:P
#8 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 18:48:49	im in costume rite now, too :P Ill upload a pic. just a sec...
#9 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 18:50:33	Costumes are for girls. :P
#10 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 18:50:34	Cool. Hey, check out my new thread!
#11 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 18:57:17	ten points to those who know who she is ;P. and for those who dont think its me? makeup magic my friends. 3 hours of makeup magic...
#12 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 18:58:55	You should post that on the "what race/class am I?" thread.
#13 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 19:02:19	Ok, Midnitepoison is now the poster girl for the Off Topin Tavern, end of story. Sorry Minja. BTW to quote myself: I'd that.
#14 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 19:04:12	In retrospect I sound creepy.
#15 Idolis Mar 10, 2009 19:06:19	OOO LA LA!!! Now I know my wife would not approve. Just kidding. And pigknight it is not creepy for a man to notice a woman is pretty when she spends 3 hrs making herself that way. At least, I hope it isn't.
#16 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 19:08:20	In retrospect I sound creepy. Of course you do. You are a pig in heavy armor that likes to exhaust everything.
#17 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 19:13:55	ten points to those who know who she is ;P. and for those who dont think its me? makeup magic my friends. 3 hours of makeup magic... I agree with piggy, you are the new poster girl of the OTT. I'd tap that.
#18 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 19:15:20	Ok Bane is creepier.
#19 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 19:16:22	Ok Bane is creepier. Agreed. A girl shows a little cleavage and you boys start drooling allover yourselves.
#20 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 19:18:19	Ok Bane is creepier. HEY! It's not just this pic of her that makes me feel funny down low! It's all of 'em! HAS ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN TO DO WITH THE CLEAVAGE. (ok, maybe a little)
#21 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 19:21:10	Wait did she actually make a vid for you?
#22 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 19:23:43	No. What are you shaking your head at me for! I can't help it if beastie likes what he sees!
#23 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 19:26:01	Anyway... midnitepoison looks a little bit like that Disney Channel chick.
#24 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 19:27:42	yah.
#25 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 20:56:45	...which one?
#26 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 20:57:51	also, does anyone actually know who Im dressed up as? its Show EVA from MGS
#27 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 20:58:43	Tisdale? BTW I'd give you a 9/10 (You're a lil' to skinny for my personal prefrence. Unless you can eat a cheeseburger. :P)
#28 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 21:00:23	Unless you can eat a cheeseburger. Agreed. Women that can down a cheeseburger are hawt. Especially if they are willing to down one out in public.
#29 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 21:01:26	Please tell me that isn't inuendo?
#30 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 21:03:41	midnite, I'd give ya a 9 1/2 out of 10. And piggy, think about who we're talking about. IT"S DIRTYFRANK. Of course it has some kind of innuendo.
#31 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 21:04:31	I weigh 152 lbs, thank you very much, and with my athletic schedule, I need to eat at least 50 lbs of food a day, or else Ill wither and die.
#32 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 21:06:17	Wait, wait, wait, wait.....wait. Jews get Christmas(ish) and Holloween on the same day? And make God a badass? Well cut my wee-wee and call me my name... ...it's already Hebrew so I'm good. EDIT: Ninja'd and nice. 10/10 now. 10/10. (I sound creeeeepy....)
#33 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 21:08:15	Please tell me that isn't inuendo? Have you seen women eat out in public places? They eat half a salad. At home or all alone they may pig out on food but in public some women seem to become temp anorexics.
#34 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 21:11:08	yep. but I have no shame in eating in public. in fact, you should see the look of horror on people's faces if I eat a full lunch in public.
#35 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 21:11:36	Midnitepoison should just change the title of the thread to "Let's Talk About Midnitepoison", because that's what it is... EDIT: Ninja'd again, and wow...is it weird I find that sexy?
#36 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 21:13:15	no pig, it ain't. I'm jealous of your boyfriend, mid!
#37 joni-san Mar 10, 2009 21:15:00	Cheeseburger Not sure if kosher... As for the rest of the thread. Um... Shalom? -Joni
#38 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 21:15:44	Isn't a cheeseburger kosher?
#39 fenrir7139 Mar 10, 2009 21:25:09	Maybe it's a turkey-burger with... um... Goats milk? I don't know much about Judaism, but I think beef/cow dairy isn't allowed... Although, I may be thinking Hindus... I know that pork isn't Kosher... ... TO WIKIPEDIA! EDIT: From jewfaq.com (Seriously?): Of the "beasts of the earth" (which basically refers to land mammals with the exception of swarming rodents), you may eat any animal that has cloven hooves and chews its cud. Lev. 11:3; Deut. 14:6. Any land mammal that does not have both of these qualities is forbidden. The Torah specifies that the camel, the rock badger, the hare and the pig are not kosher because each lacks one of these two qualifications. Sheep, cattle, goats, deer and bison are kosher. So, looks like Cheeseburgers are a-go, and I was proven irrefutably wrong. Everybody wins! Except me...
#40 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 21:28:35	Maybe it's a turkey-burger with... um... Goats milk? I don't know much about Judaism, but I think beef/cow dairy isn't allowed... Although, I may be thinking Hindus... I know that pork isn't Kosher... ... TO WIKIPEDIA! They can no eat pig.
#41 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 21:29:08	Awwww....
#42 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 21:31:24	Awwww.... Yep, it means your bacon burst sword is useless.
#43 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 21:31:34	we cannot eat milk and dairy of any form together. however, I am not religious, so I eat what I fell like. I still dont eat pork products tho, mostly cause I was raised with a stigma against it. that and it tastes funny. Ill take beef anyday.
#44 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 21:33:29	must...not.....make......CoC...violating...joke! DAMMIT MID! WHY DO YOU SET YOURSELF UP LIKE THAT!? I WANTED TO MAKE THAT JOKE, BUT I CAN'T!
#45 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 21:35:37	I still dont eat pork products tho, mostly cause I was raised with a stigma against it. that and it tastes funny. Not only does pigknight taste funny but he smells funny too. :P
#46 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 21:35:45	I already did make the joke...kinda.
#47 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 21:38:24	It was the part where she said "I'd take beef over pork anytime" that I wanted to pick at. Must..resist..urge! Damn...you...all! [:D :P ;) ]
#48 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 21:39:00	Did you just... ...with emoticons...
#49 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 21:41:33	Yes. Midnite is very kind to me. :P
#50 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 21:41:50	Ill take beef anyday. But how do you like your beef. Do you like chuck roasts, tri-tip, or do you like ground beef that has been made into patties? Also, rump roasts are very good too.
#51 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 21:43:21	Yes. Midnite is very kind to me. :P This post confuzzles me.
#52 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 21:44:44	it's a semi-sick/sexual joke. IF these forums were not censored, you'd be hearing a lot more from me.
#53 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 21:54:09	yup u would. some of the things he says are really raunchi. I dont mind tho. hes funny!
#54 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 21:54:51	Midnite why don't you going the Edition War?
#55 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 21:55:14	and as for how I like my meat? burgers, steak, u name it, Ill eat it. I draw the line at menudo. yuck!
#56 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 21:55:46	edition war?
#57 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 21:57:53	edition war? The edition war that piggy started has dirtyfrank and his 4e empire fighting against the 3e pests.
#58 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 21:58:47	i actually am boycotting 4e...
#59 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 21:59:42	i actually am boycotting 4e... Sounds fun. I'm pro 4e because it makes DM a bazillion times easier.
#60 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 22:00:43	then join us on 3E! We got everything, combat, RP, all ofit! You can deal with my annoying as hell character that's obsessed with killing the gods! It's fun! I'm on 3E! Also, I am still testing the waters mid. My jokes have not gotten as foul as I would like. It's nice to know someone thinks I'm funny.
#61 warweaver Mar 10, 2009 22:01:22	I may have looked at this thread just to find out what the words meant...but I am so glad I did.
#62 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 22:24:54	? how come?
#63 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 23:00:07	He lieks ur bewbiez lollolololol (I was kidding...kinda...)
#64 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 23:04:10	Midnite I was talkin' 'bout this. It's a satire that apparantly developed a plot along the way.
#65 warweaver Mar 10, 2009 23:04:35	? how come? Dang...this is as blushy as smileys get... And pigknight you're mad, mad I tell you! It's never just about the bewbiez! I mean...I plead the 5th. >_>
#66 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 23:05:22	It looks like 4e needs more help. ;)
#67 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 23:08:01	$5 says Warweaver copied the pic to his computer for... ..."off-line time."
#68 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 23:12:07
#69 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 23:13:38	im not offended. in fact, i find it silly that some girls get all angry when men are aroused by certain body parts. its just the way things are. and I find it stupid when theyre showing of their goods, and then getting angry at people for staring/whistling, etc. like they say, if u build it,they will come. dont show off ur stuff if you dont want people looking.
#70 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 23:15:34	im not offended. in fact, i find it silly that some girls get all angry when men are aroused by certain body parts. its just the way things are. and I find it stupid when theyre showing of their goods, and then getting angry at people for staring/whistling, etc. like they say, if u build it,they will come. dont show off ur stuff if you dont want people looking. That partly is because if they show stuff off because they want to wear something that is cute and comfortable then they don't want to be ogled. Now if they wore it to be ogled then they would be fine, but if they dress up like stripper because it's comfortable then they don't want a guy to look at them.
#71 crimson_lancer Mar 10, 2009 23:17:22	like they say, if u build it,they will come. /Internet Seriously, that line should go in the Quotes Hall of Fame or something!
#72 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 23:17:43	still. If its not for sale, dont put it on display. thats what my mother would always tell me.
#73 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 23:20:39	In that case I found you hawt. There I said it.
#74 crimson_lancer Mar 10, 2009 23:22:12	You're my hero, Midnite.
#75 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 23:22:29	If its not for sale, dont put it on display. So you're on the market? ;)
#76 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 23:23:35	True that. A girl that plays D&D, eats, and is hawt. There is a Yaweh and he is nice.
#77 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 23:24:41	not exactly, but I dont mind people looking. what you do with your eyes is your business, as long as I dont take the heat for your actions, your free to do what u want.
#78 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 23:26:41	True that. A girl that plays D&D, eats, and is hawt. There is a Yaweh and he is nice. funny you should say that. my super-crush in high school turned me down because i was too "geeky". I wasn't heartbroken, I was angry. so angry that I *cough* accidently broke his arm.
#79 pigknight Mar 10, 2009 23:27:47	But you're hawt, nd everyone knows geeks are great in - I'm going to stop there.
#80 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 23:30:54	yep. Im actually pretty vicious and feral in RL.
#81 crimson_lancer Mar 10, 2009 23:35:15	Which translates to, "Amazing in bed if you can survive first contact."
#82 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 23:37:21	But you're hawt, nd everyone knows geeks are great in - ....non social tasks.
#83 midnitepoison Mar 10, 2009 23:48:03	....non social tasks. LOL!!!
#84 warweaver Mar 11, 2009 0:03:46	This thread is amazing. I concur with CL that that is a great quote. Also no, I didn't copy that pic. I'm far too respectful of a woman's IP. Besides, gamers have an excellent imagination... >_>
#85 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 0:04:59	This thread is amazing. I concur with CL that that is a great quote. Also no, I didn't copy that pic. I'm far too respectful of a woman's IP. Besides, gamers have an excellent imagination... >_>
#86 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 0:05:29	I think this is like the anti-Astrid's.
#87 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 0:06:59	Also no, I didn't copy that pic. I'm far too respectful of a woman's IP. Southern hospitality?
#88 MusicOfCreation Mar 11, 2009 0:14:10	מזל טוב
#89 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 0:15:08	Ingles por favor senor.
#90 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 0:15:43	מזל טוב I have no clue what you said, but me too. Also, I believe that posting in a non English dialect is against the CoC. Although I've only seen a person or two get in trouble for it.
#91 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 0:16:32	Well he was really annoying about it putting several threads filled with babelling.
#92 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 0:20:34	Hey! Midnite! You need to sober up! Your messages you are sending have atrocious grammar! I am a grammar Nazi! Atrocious grammar makes me weep!
#93 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 0:20:35	Well he was really annoying about it putting several threads filled with babelling. I've seen someone make a post that nearly reached the word limit and it was all in danish. She did it so that she could better express herself because English is not her native tongue. It didn't help out much because the person she was arguing with didn't now her native tongue.
#94 MusicOfCreation Mar 11, 2009 0:20:53	מזל טוב = mazel tov I've started picking up Hebrew again and I figured this might be a good opportunity to use it.‎
#95 midnitepoison Mar 11, 2009 0:21:48	um thanks? most people say mazal tov on a good happy occasion.
#96 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 0:22:38	...I figured this might be a good opportunity to use it.‎ And use it he did, but was she impressed. ;)
#97 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 0:22:39	Is it a Jewish or Greek custom to break a glass at a wedding? Either way you're wasting a perfectly good glass.
#98 MusicOfCreation Mar 11, 2009 0:22:41	What would be better to say? I'm still pretty new at this.
#99 midnitepoison Mar 11, 2009 0:24:56	its jewish.
#100 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 0:25:45	Then who breaks the plates?
#101 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 0:28:49	its jewish. OK, what the hell? Are you drunk or not? Half of the crap you send me makes no sense, but here, you are coherent.
#102 midnitepoison Mar 11, 2009 0:31:16	oh im drunk. Im just trying reeeaallly hard to act differently on this board...its not working...
#103 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 0:32:43	so you're just letting me laugh at your drunken stupor?
#104 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 0:33:28	...its not working... That's what she said.
#105 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 0:34:07	Teehee you made a lewd joke.
#106 midnitepoison Mar 11, 2009 0:39:36	so you're just letting me laugh at your drunken stupor? yep
#107 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 0:41:11	C'mon people move along nothing to see here. ...I hate being Lawful GOOD in real life...
#108 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 0:42:33	..I hate being Lawful GOOD in real life... I like being neutral.
#109 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 0:53:08	yep thank you. YO piggy! be CG or CN then!
#110 crimson_lancer Mar 11, 2009 1:27:47	True Neutral FTW. Man, I need some Vodka! I'm sure a few double-shots would put this whole thing perfectly into perspective.
#111 Novacat Mar 11, 2009 3:05:35	I challenge the OP: I declare that you are not, in fact, the woman shown in the picture, and I challenge you to provide any evidence otherwise. Failure to do so will result in you being revealed as a total fraud, a big phony, and a big-time faker. Remember, folks: There are no girls on teh intarwebz, so midnitepoison must in actuality be a hairy, probably overweight, 50-year-old man. I like being neutral. There's nothing worse than a girl gone neutral.
#112 zombie_babies Mar 11, 2009 8:47:21	I challenge the OP: I declare that you are not, in fact, the woman shown in the picture, and I challenge you to provide any evidence otherwise. Failure to do so will result in you being revealed as a total fraud, a big phony, and a big-time faker. Remember, folks: There are no girls on teh intarwebz, so midnitepoison must in actuality be a hairy, probably overweight, 50-year-old man. This. midnite is a faker.
#113 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 11:44:42	This. midnite is a faker. This. midnite is a baker.
#114 zombie_babies Mar 11, 2009 11:45:33	This. midnite is a baker. This. midnite is a staker. (dirty vampire hunters ...)
#115 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 11:49:10	This. midnite is a staker. (dirty vampire hunters ...) This. midnite is a raker. (dirty landscapers....)
#116 rake Mar 11, 2009 11:52:56	i actually am boycotting 4e... HAH! Suck it, OTT! I mean, what? That was totally uncalled for, sorry. Also: you look like a Ghostbuster.
#117 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 11:55:54	HAH! Also: you look like a Ghostbuster. If she's a Ghostbuster then who is the marshmallow boy?
#118 rake Mar 11, 2009 11:59:57	This. midnite is a raker. (dirty landscapers....) Then she IS a faker. I'm the only Raker around here. At least I better be. So help me, God... If she's a Ghostbuster then who is the marshmallow boy? Marshmallow MAN. And I don't know? Do we know any creepy looking, soft, simple-minded, pale, tall guys? Do we need one?
#119 zombie_babies Mar 11, 2009 12:04:01	This. midnite is a raker. (dirty landscapers....) This. midnite is a Laker. (dirty ballers)
#120 rake Mar 11, 2009 12:05:51	This. midnite is a Laker. (dirty ballers) Well done, sir.
#121 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 12:09:00	This. midnite is a Laker. (dirty ballers) This. midnite is a Quaker. (dirty oatmeal producers)
#122 zombie_babies Mar 11, 2009 12:29:22	This. midnite is a Quaker. (dirty oatmeal producers) This. midnite is a Shaker. (dirty oddball religious sects)
#123 Idolis Mar 11, 2009 13:34:14	This. midnite is a Shaker. (dirty oddball religious sects) This. midnite is a Waker. (dirty morning people)
#124 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 15:31:29	This. midnite is a Waker. (dirty morning people) This. midnite is a flaker. (dirty unreliable people)
#125 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 15:35:55	*generic rambling*
#126 midnitepoison Mar 11, 2009 15:40:48	I AM NOT!!!!
#127 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 15:41:30	*generic rambling* *generic response*
#128 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 15:43:23	I AM NOT!!!! Chill. You told me that yourself. Fine, I'll edit now.
#129 warweaver Mar 11, 2009 16:48:26	There's nothing worse than a girl gone neutral. How can someone so beautiful be so neutral.
#130 midnitepoison Mar 11, 2009 17:00:06	Im surprised no ones creeped out by my yellow eyes.
#131 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 17:01:10	You have yellow eyes?
#132 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 17:01:11	I can't really tell. And weird eye colors are cool.
#133 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 17:10:57	Im surprised no ones creeped out by my yellow eyes. I TOLD YOU IT IS COOL.
#134 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 17:12:22	WHY ARE WE YELLING?
#135 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 17:17:05	I'm trying to reinforce it so she gets the idea. AND YELLING IS FUN!!!
#136 warweaver Mar 11, 2009 17:28:49	YELLOW EYES MEANS YOUR NEXT COSTUME SHOULD BE A CATGIRL
#137 midnitepoison Mar 11, 2009 19:11:32	just because my eyes are yellow doesnt mean I have a slit pupil, theyre still human eyes. I think. and yes, I usually wear colored contacts that are blue so I dont freak ppl out.
#138 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 19:13:10	YELLOW EYES MEANS YOUR NEXT COSTUME SHOULD BE A CATGIRL QFT
#139 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 19:13:58	tch. Just go natural. It's cool. IF I ever get down to your place, you better not be wearing that crap I I will kick you in teh nutz! (wait...that won't work) I mean, unique things are cool. Kinda like how my eyes change color. (except they are NEVER blue)
#140 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 19:14:39	YELLOW EYES MEANS YOUR NEXT COSTUME SHOULD BE A CATGIRL I want to see you in this. I xpect a pic of it NAO!
#141 warweaver Mar 11, 2009 20:01:12	I want to see you in this. I xpect a pic of it NAO! You want to see me as a catgirl? Why bane, I'm flattered, but I think that would require major surgery. And I don't mean gene-splicing with a feline. But yes, midnitepoison, I've always been a fan of the genuine ladies, and those who are worth your time will appreciate your uniqueness. Yellow eyes are nice (as long as they aren't also bloodshot or you have jaundice or something), as is a woman with an appetite. For example, I prefer my ladies sans-makeup, or if they must, just enough to make it look like they're not wearing any. :P
#142 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 20:10:20	I was talking to midnite and backing up your opinion, smartass. :P
#143 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 20:13:20	*Prays to God* Oh dear Gallahweh (Christians, Muslims and Jews pray to the same God so I stiched God, Allah and Yaweh together for political correctness) please will your daughter to dress as a catgirl, take a pic and post it on your beloved intarwebz forum. AMEN!
#144 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 20:14:55	I am beginning to consider that prayer as well, even though I am an agnostic.
#145 warweaver Mar 11, 2009 20:40:10	And if she really wants to stick it to the nay-sayers, a pic of her as a catgirl holding a copy of today's newspaper and a sign that says "Hi OTT!" Though we will inevitably misinterpret it to say that midnitepoison is HOTT. Is it still a misinterpretation if it's true?