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Rake's Versus Thread #12: Mr. T vs. Hulk Hogan

Post/Author/DateTime Post
#1
rake
Feb 18, 2009 9:08:12 And we're back!

I pity the foo' who doesn't post in this thread. Brother.

Arena-style match, but not in the wrestling ring. This is a street-level brawl, and no weapons are allowed... unless bling is a weapon. We're talking about both fighters at their respective bests (and no A-team)!

And go!
#2
dirtyfrank
Feb 18, 2009 9:10:55 B. A. Baracus (Mr. T) wins.
#3
Idolis
Feb 18, 2009 10:30:15 No weapons and a street brawl. Does this street brawl allow the use of chairs and trashcans? Don't B. A. Baracus' rings count as brass nuckles? This fight doesn't seem like much of a street brawl. Need more input- ala #5.

Edit:
A cookie to who guesses the movie referenced in the above post.
#4
rake
Feb 18, 2009 10:41:56
No weapons and a street brawl. Does this street brawl allow the use of chairs and trashcans? Don't B. A. Baracus' rings count as brass nuckles? This fight doesn't seem like much of a street brawl. Need more input- ala #5.

Edit:
A cookie to who guesses the movie referenced in the above post.

Environmental weapons (trash cans, etc) are okay.
#5
Idolis
Feb 18, 2009 10:50:37 In that case, Hogan begins getting his ass handed to him but then starts his hand to shaking and puts it to his ear to get a non existent crowd to encourage him. Then he lifts B. A. and body slams him through a park bench.

B. A. is stunned by this but recovers enough to punch Hogan in the face launching him into a row of trash cans. Hogan enters his N W O faze and claps B. A.'s head between two trash can lids like a pair of symbols [sp?].

B. A. reels back and falls next to the demolished park bench. He lifts a broken two by four and bludgeons Hogan to death with it.

End story.
#6
rake
Feb 18, 2009 11:05:18
In that case, Hogan begins getting his ass handed to him but then starts his hand to shaking and puts it to his ear to get a non existent crowd to encourage him. Then he lifts B. A. and body slams him through a park bench.

B. A. is stunned by this but recovers enough to punch Hogan in the face launching him into a row of trash cans. Hogan enters his N W O faze and claps B. A.'s head between two trash can lids like a pair of symbols [sp?].

B. A. reels back and falls next to the demolished park bench. He lifts a broken two by four and bludgeons Hogan to death with it.

End story.

Sweet.
#7
ixien_kothar
Feb 18, 2009 12:00:47 Mr. T pitties the fool who thinks that HH has a chance.
#8
zombie_babies
Feb 18, 2009 12:10:05 No A-Team? **** this thread. :P
#9
rake
Feb 18, 2009 12:23:51
No A-Team? **** this thread. :P

**** you! gtfo.

EDIT: Also, your mom.
#10
Idolis
Feb 18, 2009 12:27:51 Oh c'mon isn't anybody going to guess what movie #5 was in? I'll give you a hint, it also starred the curly haired guy from the Police Academy movies.
#11
zombie_babies
Feb 18, 2009 12:42:59
**** you! gtfo.

EDIT: Also, your mom.

Hey man, I was all outta here 'till you attacked me with that profanity. Not cool! Now I'm gonna sit here just to annoy you. N'yah! That's right, pally! N'yah!

A-TEAM RULES! :P
#12
rake
Feb 18, 2009 12:45:08
Hey man, I was all outta here 'till you attacked me with that profanity. Not cool! Now I'm gonna sit here just to annoy you. N'yah! That's right, pally! N'yah!

A-TEAM RULES! :P

Jack Bauer pwns your A-Team all by himself, n00b.
#13
zombie_babies
Feb 18, 2009 12:48:13 All Jack Bauer does is scream. Constantly. Lame-o. And isn't that show supposed to be a day in his life shown in one hour snippets? Man, that guy has the worst life I've ever seen. Why hasn't he killed himself? ;) :P
#14
oxybe
Feb 18, 2009 14:11:18 Mr.T

the guy was bodyguard to Mohammad Ali AND Joe Frazier. when professional facepunchers wanted protection, they called this guy.

Hogan, while an athlete, is still just a wrestler and a showman.

Mr.T would drag Hogan to a back ally, we'd see some sort of comical dust cloud, hear some banging of trashcans, a cat meows as it runs from the alley, and finally Mr.T leaving nearly unscathed patting himself off, looking behind his shoulder and going "I pity da fool, what messes with Mr.T".

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 rake Feb 18, 2009 9:08:12	And we're back! I pity the foo' who doesn't post in this thread. Brother. Arena-style match, but not in the wrestling ring. This is a street-level brawl, and no weapons are allowed... unless bling is a weapon. We're talking about both fighters at their respective bests (and no A-team)! And go!
#2 dirtyfrank Feb 18, 2009 9:10:55	B. A. Baracus (Mr. T) wins.
#3 Idolis Feb 18, 2009 10:30:15	No weapons and a street brawl. Does this street brawl allow the use of chairs and trashcans? Don't B. A. Baracus' rings count as brass nuckles? This fight doesn't seem like much of a street brawl. Need more input- ala #5. Edit: A cookie to who guesses the movie referenced in the above post.
#4 rake Feb 18, 2009 10:41:56	No weapons and a street brawl. Does this street brawl allow the use of chairs and trashcans? Don't B. A. Baracus' rings count as brass nuckles? This fight doesn't seem like much of a street brawl. Need more input- ala #5. Edit: A cookie to who guesses the movie referenced in the above post. Environmental weapons (trash cans, etc) are okay.
#5 Idolis Feb 18, 2009 10:50:37	In that case, Hogan begins getting his ass handed to him but then starts his hand to shaking and puts it to his ear to get a non existent crowd to encourage him. Then he lifts B. A. and body slams him through a park bench. B. A. is stunned by this but recovers enough to punch Hogan in the face launching him into a row of trash cans. Hogan enters his N W O faze and claps B. A.'s head between two trash can lids like a pair of symbols [sp?]. B. A. reels back and falls next to the demolished park bench. He lifts a broken two by four and bludgeons Hogan to death with it. End story.
#6 rake Feb 18, 2009 11:05:18	In that case, Hogan begins getting his ass handed to him but then starts his hand to shaking and puts it to his ear to get a non existent crowd to encourage him. Then he lifts B. A. and body slams him through a park bench. B. A. is stunned by this but recovers enough to punch Hogan in the face launching him into a row of trash cans. Hogan enters his N W O faze and claps B. A.'s head between two trash can lids like a pair of symbols [sp?]. B. A. reels back and falls next to the demolished park bench. He lifts a broken two by four and bludgeons Hogan to death with it. End story. Sweet.
#7 ixien_kothar Feb 18, 2009 12:00:47	Mr. T pitties the fool who thinks that HH has a chance.
#8 zombie_babies Feb 18, 2009 12:10:05	No A-Team? **** this thread. :P
#9 rake Feb 18, 2009 12:23:51	No A-Team? ** this thread. :P ** you! gtfo. EDIT: Also, your mom.
#10 Idolis Feb 18, 2009 12:27:51	Oh c'mon isn't anybody going to guess what movie #5 was in? I'll give you a hint, it also starred the curly haired guy from the Police Academy movies.
#11 zombie_babies Feb 18, 2009 12:42:59	**** you! gtfo. EDIT: Also, your mom. Hey man, I was all outta here 'till you attacked me with that profanity. Not cool! Now I'm gonna sit here just to annoy you. N'yah! That's right, pally! N'yah! A-TEAM RULES! :P
#12 rake Feb 18, 2009 12:45:08	Hey man, I was all outta here 'till you attacked me with that profanity. Not cool! Now I'm gonna sit here just to annoy you. N'yah! That's right, pally! N'yah! A-TEAM RULES! :P Jack Bauer pwns your A-Team all by himself, n00b.
#13 zombie_babies Feb 18, 2009 12:48:13	All Jack Bauer does is scream. Constantly. Lame-o. And isn't that show supposed to be a day in his life shown in one hour snippets? Man, that guy has the worst life I've ever seen. Why hasn't he killed himself? ;) :P
#14 oxybe Feb 18, 2009 14:11:18	Mr.T the guy was bodyguard to Mohammad Ali AND Joe Frazier. when professional facepunchers wanted protection, they called this guy. Hogan, while an athlete, is still just a wrestler and a showman. Mr.T would drag Hogan to a back ally, we'd see some sort of comical dust cloud, hear some banging of trashcans, a cat meows as it runs from the alley, and finally Mr.T leaving nearly unscathed patting himself off, looking behind his shoulder and going "I pity da fool, what messes with Mr.T".