Random Cartoon Quotes!

Post/Author/DateTimePost
#1

Greater_Lammasu

May 10, 2009 18:16:01
"Why do we always hurt the ones we hit!" Early Cuyler, Squidbillies.
#2

EscherEnigma

May 10, 2009 18:33:04
"You don't meet many mad social scientists." -Girl Genius
#3

pigknight

May 10, 2009 18:34:35
"Oh God!" -Random Hentai #3840
#4

Greater_Lammasu

May 10, 2009 18:48:11
"You don't meet many mad social scientists." -Girl Genius

Well I meant the animated kind... but if I only got what I expected then it really wouldn't be random. oh and "You put yourself that salmon hat on and wrestle the hell out that there bear", Squidbilies.
#5

demiteddybear

May 10, 2009 19:17:30
"My love for you...is like a truck." Beserk, outtake
#6

MechaPilot

May 10, 2009 22:43:34
Osiris Cult Leader: "Give me the Hand of Osiris!"

Dr. Venture: "Give me h**d."

-Venture Bros. Escape to the House of Mummies Part 2.
#7

KillerGM

May 10, 2009 23:02:28
Blossom: Not so fast,
Buttercup: Mojo
Bubbles: Jojo!

PPG :D
#8

woudleef_dup

May 10, 2009 23:21:29
Scrooge McDuck: "Duckworth, go off and make big butts! I mean big bucks!"
#9

crimson_lancer

May 10, 2009 23:36:52
"Now you know!"

"And knowing is half the Battle!!"

;)
#10

pigknight

May 10, 2009 23:37:44
"Autobots, transform and roll out!"
#11

EscherEnigma

May 10, 2009 23:40:34
"I did it 30 minutes ago." - Ozymandias
#12

Reg06

May 10, 2009 23:40:57
Captain Murphy: Wait a minute, he gets eye beams, but I can't get x-ray vision?
Sparks: Okay... everybody gets x-ray vision.
Captain Murphy: Yeah, and big chainsaw hands!
#13

Greater_Lammasu

May 11, 2009 2:26:45
Captain Murphy: Wait a minute, he gets eye beams, but I can't get x-ray vision?
Sparks: Okay... everybody gets x-ray vision.
Captain Murphy: Yeah, and big chainsaw hands!

"You're not the boss of tiger bot Hesh"
#14

ADHadh

May 11, 2009 3:50:43
"By the power of Greyskull!"
"Hellooo, Nurse!"
"Let's rock! N' RIDE!"

and obligatory:

COWABUNGA!
#15

rayneshadowleaf_dup

May 11, 2009 5:01:56
"I told him, I'd give him five bucks for an oreo." - the dread pirate Captain Fang
"Is that an acorn? Wow! Neat!" - the dread pirate Captain Fang

http://yafgc.shipsinker.com/index.php?strip_id=898 - for reference

http://yafgc.shipsinker.com/index.php?strip_id=897
#16

cherubaddon

May 11, 2009 6:22:18
Seras: You're not human! (tries to run away)
Alucard: Why? Would you have shot me if I was?

Alucard: You are less than inhuman. A pitiful defect, a failed science project. Sending you to your maker would be an act of mercy. Your regeneration powers are impressive, but I bet if I put enough bullets into your skull you will stay down for good. So let's cut the chase. Start begging.

Both, of course, from Hellsing.
#17

demiteddybear

May 11, 2009 9:39:47
"Never mock the cookie"
"You didn't make coffee; coffee is the only thing that keeps uncle's ancient heart beating, you want dead uncle?"
- Uncle, Jackie Chan adventures

"What's the moose's name? Tell me that! You don't know, do you?! You're evil, evil!!" - Jackie, Jackie Chan adventures
#18

Reg06

May 11, 2009 9:41:01
Derek 'Stormy' Waters: It's dodgeball time, b****.
#19

karatekari

May 11, 2009 10:39:38
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!





Blossom: Not so fast,
Buttercup: Mojo
Bubbles: Jojo!

PPG :D

PPG is pure cartoon genius.
#20

Greater_Lammasu

May 11, 2009 11:15:38
"I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now." Gir, Invader Zim
#21

crimson_lancer

May 11, 2009 16:34:22
Both, of course, from Hellsing.

Anime isn't exactly cartoons; stop that, or this Thread will consume all of Reality like one massive Black Hole. :P


Hehe; PPG was sooo awesome. They didn't drag it on and on or ruin it with a "sequel" series, either.


"DEE-DEE!!!! Get out of my Lah-boratory!"

Lol.
#22

rayneshadowleaf_dup

May 11, 2009 16:36:42
"You are stupid, you are stupid...oh and don't forget...you are stupid!" - Dextar

"People die when they are killed." - an anime that had poor dubbing...don't know which one but it's a popular 4chan pic.
#23

cherubaddon

May 11, 2009 16:53:00
Anime isn't exactly cartoons; stop that, or this Thread will consume all of Reality like one massive Black Hole. :P

Oh, right. Sorry. Not that I'm particularly attached to reality (I'm a gamer? Hello?), but in the spirit of sportsmanship: do the Simpsons qualify?

To me, NERD stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky, so... thank you.
#24

EscherEnigma

May 11, 2009 16:55:38
... What? How is anime not cartoons?
#25

joni-san

May 11, 2009 16:56:08
"Autobots, transform and roll out!"

Decepticons! Transform and rise up!
#26

crimson_lancer

May 11, 2009 17:30:57
... What? How is anime not cartoons?

Drawing style, though children's shows have been intermingling the two so much lately, it IS hard to tell.
#27

toastedamphibian

May 11, 2009 17:31:54
"Tough, a pittance! We will need millions of dollars to defeat democracy!" -Cobra Commander
#28

EscherEnigma

May 11, 2009 17:34:38
Drawing style, though children's shows have been intermingling the two so much lately, it IS hard to tell.

Ah. So you don't mean cartoon, you mean 'American cartoon'.
#29

angelus_truelove

May 11, 2009 17:35:08
"HAHA! Dangly Parts." - Phil Ken Sebben - Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
#30

pigknight

May 11, 2009 17:36:19
Ah. So you don't mean cartoon, you mean 'American cartoon'.

Anime is a cartoon style.
#31

MechaPilot

May 11, 2009 17:37:24
Bite my shiny metal ass.

-Futurama



Bender: "Cram it up your... where does a ball traditionally cram things?"
Henry Kissenger's Head: "This is not a productive area of discussion."

-Futurama

#32

Reg06

May 11, 2009 18:48:04
Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Okay, okay. So, say I put my brain in a robot body and there's a war. Robots versus humans. What side am I on?
Debbie DuPree: Humans! You have a human brain.
Sparks: But... the humans discriminate against you. You can't even vote!
Marco: We'd better not have to live on a reservation. That would really chap my caboose.
Captain Murphy: Yeah, but... nobody knows you're a robot. You look the same.
Debbie DuPree: Uh, uh. Dogs know. That's how the humans hunt you.
Derek 'Stormy' Waters: They're gonna' hunt me? For sport?
Marco: That's why we have to CRUSH mankind! So you might as well get on board for the big win, Stormy.


Hot damn I love me some Sealab 2021.
#33

joni-san

May 11, 2009 20:03:01
Omelet du fromage!
#34

Greater_Lammasu

May 12, 2009 0:44:14
For intents of this thread cartoons include any form of animation. And now for this.
"Avert your eyes, we're about to bond as a family." Early Cuyler, Squidbillies.
#35

crimson_lancer

May 12, 2009 7:01:57
You fool, Lammasu!!


Alright then...

"Vegeta! What are his Power Levels??"

"They're over nine THOUSAAAAAND!!!"
#36

Reg06

May 12, 2009 9:34:52
Captain Murphy: There go my nipples again.
#37

1_ton_ghost

May 12, 2009 10:04:35
"We's don't plays the grandpa's guitars." -Sguisgar, Metalocalypse

"I just wanna' make sure this isn't some 'I jump, you jump' Dungeons and Dragons sorta' thing." -Principle Moss, King of the Hill

"Shucks howdy pard'ner!" -Bigshot Bountry Hunting spokesman, Cowboy Beebop

"I haf ta' kill 'im now while I'm still temporarilly insane!" -Groundskeeper Willie, The Simpson

"Mom you better change your tone if you want this 3-way to happen!" -Quagmire, Family Guy
#38

boj0

May 12, 2009 11:10:34
"Uhh...the internet?" running gag on Fairly Oddparents

"Enthusiasm Overalls!" the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, my current favorite cartoon on television
#39

Greater_Lammasu

May 13, 2009 0:08:37
"It's a Grifferdoodle. It's more expensive than a pure blooded griffin." Dan Halen, Squidbillies.
#40

demiteddybear

May 13, 2009 17:19:01
"I'm sorry, were you happier when my vocabulary was limited to 'TANKOR SMASH!'?"

- Transformers, beast machines
#41

awestriker

May 13, 2009 18:09:14
"NNOOOOOOOO-wait a minute... did you just say 'a room with a moose?'"
-Dib (Invader Zim)

Mysterious Alien:"Oops. Sorry about that. Now then... BACK INTO OUTER SPAAAAAACE!!!!" (promptly flies into space to the amazement of everyone)
Dib:"Okay, THAT!!! Tell me you didn't see THAT, huh?"
Some Kid:"Heeeyyyy... Dib's got a bird doodie on his jacket!"
-Some more Invader Zim (from the lesser-known episode, Fry Cook From Beyond The Stars)
#42

Reg06

May 13, 2009 18:17:16
Hesh: Hesh wants married sex!
#43

crimson_lancer

May 13, 2009 20:41:24
"Next time, Gadget! NEXT TIIIIMME!!"
#44

toastedamphibian

May 13, 2009 21:31:11
You'll pay for this Captian Planet!
#45

MechaPilot

May 13, 2009 21:33:30
You'll pay for this Captian Planet!

"Save the Earth or I'll f***ing kill you! Captaaain Planet!"

-Ted Turner on Robot Chicken

#46

Reg06

May 13, 2009 22:10:46
Carebear staaaare!
#47

Greater_Lammasu

May 13, 2009 23:16:34
Earlie Cuyler: Son, there's every chance in the world I was drunk when I said that.


Self Aware PDA: But first, if we may, let all robot's join hands in one enormous, yet dignified gay computer marriage.
#48

cat2060

May 14, 2009 1:06:26
Pronoun trouble - Daffy Duck
#49

toastedamphibian

May 14, 2009 5:49:30
Conjunction-junction, whats your function?
Hookin' up phrases and makeing 'em function!
#50

crimson_lancer

May 14, 2009 7:55:21
The Power is YOURS!
#51

joni-san

May 14, 2009 12:25:33
SPOON!
#52

hanzo187

May 14, 2009 15:28:42
"NOT IN THE FACE!!! NOT IN THE FACE!!!" - Arthur, The Tick (hey, the best was already taken)

"I am vengeance. I am the night. I...am...BATMAN!!!" - Batman (Batman: TAS)

Sabertooth: "Okay, I'm through playin' around!"
Wolverine: "Ooooh. What're you gonna do? Eat your spinach?" - X-Men: TAS
#53

Reg06

May 14, 2009 16:44:29
"I'm the Juggernaut, b****!"
#54

demiteddybear

May 14, 2009 17:10:49
"When I'm the fuhrer all female officers will be required to wear tiny mini-skirts!"
"I'll follow you to the ends of the earth sir!"

-Mustang, FullMetal Alchemist
#55

ocarina_guy

May 16, 2009 0:05:28
"A tack? Your revenge is a tack?"
Dib
"Like this giant fish in a bear suit!"
Dib's dad
#56

KillerGM

May 16, 2009 0:10:15
"I'm gonna sing the doom song now!

Because I'm nice
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#57

ellorin

May 16, 2009 4:12:03
"I made [my money] on the seas, and in the mines, and in the cattle wars of the old frontier! I made it by being tougher than the toughies, and smarter than the smarties! And I made it square!"
#58

LadyNeferRa

May 17, 2009 0:21:38
"One piece of advice, cajun. Don't ever get that woman mad at you." X-Men cartoon, Wolverine speaking about Rogue to Gambit.
#59

Reg06

May 17, 2009 7:26:33
Brock Samson: After the twist, you'll feel a snap and the body goes ragdoll on you.
Hank Venture: And that will knock him out... even more?
Brock Samson: That will kill him.
Hank Venture: Do I have to?
Brock Samson: Alright, fine crybaby. Tie him up and, I guess, gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees.