Ha! Made you look! 
Hi everyone! New to the boards and looking to start gabbing, so gab (or poke!) away.
*slap*
There, you like that? Eh? You like it? *slap*
Yeah, that's right, you take it.
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Oh... you meant "poke"? My bad...
*poke*
Welcome!
Greetings, newb.
As advice, I'd suggest that you pay the 'Ask A Silly Question' and 'Would You Rather' threads a a visit, and avoid getting on the nerves of anyone with 'Resident "something or another"' in their signatures.
Salutations.
Do enjoy yourself, and avoid the "Residentals" for now. They're known to bite and spit out their prey. *wink*
Also, these new forums are horrendous.
Thanks for the advice!
^ Best advice so far. 
Who could ever top that?!
Salutations.
Do enjoy yourself, and avoid the "Residentals" for now. They're known to bite and spit out their prey. *wink*
Also, these new forums are horrendous.
It's less trouble to slice them into really, really small bits and dump them in the lake...
Or boil them in acid.
Or burn them to ash and scatter the ashes to the four winds.
Or have them LARP FATAL...
MUST. FIND. BRAIN. BLEACH!
Or have them LARP FATAL...
I refuse to believe that, is even possible.
ahh a newbie
::holds out hands to collect the newbie tax::
Or have them LARP FATAL...
You are the Resident Evil Madman. I may chop them into fine peices, feed their remains to their family, set everyone they love on fire, put them out, then have them fight to the death in gladiator matches, but I will NEVER go that far.
You sir, are the epitome of evil.
::holds out hands to collect the newbie tax::
But sirs, I ain't got no monies on me at all!
Knighted twice over the course of a single day. Way to go.
Actually, I blame Irregular Webcomic!, the character Fate Worse Than Death made me think of it.
But sirs, I ain't got no monies on me at all!
Then get the **** out.
But sirs, I ain't got no monies on me at all!
Then get the **** out.
Ah, but maybe we could come to some kinda "mutual understanding"? You know? I offer a lil' somethin' somethin' in place of monies, and get to stay? You get your "payment", and I get too annoy you some more. It all works out for everyone. And they all lived Happily Ever After.
We can only have one annoying jack@$$ here, and that's ME.
If by "me" you do mean "moi", then I am in complete agreement, my good madam. 
1) I'm a dood, ok kiddo?
2) I've been here for about a year now, so I gots me some seniority. So, if you're gonna be an annoying jack*** here, you gotta be my apprentice. I'll take you under my wing. Even though I technically don't have any wings. But you get my point. Or you're an idiot. Or a Pokemon fan. Or both.
1) I'm a dood, ok kiddo?
2) I've been here for about a year now, so I gots me some seniority. So, if you're gonna be an annoying jack*** here, you gotta be my apprentice. I'll take you under my wing. Even though I technically don't have any wings. But you get my point. Or you're an idiot. Or a Pokemon fan. Or both.
1) I figured you were. Just teasing.
As for being a kiddo, probably older then you. But that's a mute point on the internet right? Ha!2) *bows* Yessa masta. And yes. Too both. 
- Oh! And I ain't trying to be funny, just always akward to try and fit in with a new crowd that's already established itself. Figured I'd start off with a few funnies, try my luck and see what happens.
ITT, Bane playing tough guy and phailing.
Welcome to the show. It's nice to see some new blood around, as the forums seem to have waned seen this place became FaceD&D. Hope you enjoy your stay. ;)
1) I figured you were. Just teasing.
2) *bows* Yessa masta. And yes. Too both.
- Oh! And I ain't trying to be funny, just always akward to try and fit in with a new crowd that's already established itself. Figured I's start off with a few funnies, try my luck and see what happens.
Whatever, dood, I'm like 17 million years old! Ok....get rid of the million and I'm tellin da' troof.
{salute} Thanks!
You sir (baneofelves), have about as much tact as a maggot on bread. {tease}
.....You like elves, don't you? *glares*
The sit-four-per-chair people? It takes a different aesthetic to like them, certainly.
Oh sure. All pointy-eared and sensual. Who doesn't like a good elf, am I right? I'm right, ain't I? I know I am.
Elves 4 tah Wynz!
Well, liking them is liking Insane Clown Posse or Night Trap. Admiring them or appreciating them is another thing, of course.
Oh sure. All pointy-eared and sensual. Who doesn't like a good elf, am I right? I'm right, ain't I? I know I am.
Elves 4 tah Wynz!
...I hate you. And I will kill you. Slowly. You'll beg for mercy. But you won't get it. And then I'll slaughter your family. Just because I can. And I'll laugh and defecate over your graves.
Yay! I made a new friend today. And he likes me. He really likes me.
Get away from me. I will make you suffer, you damned elf-lover.
Yay! I made a new friend today. And he likes me. He really likes me.
You have no idea...
Oh, by the way, realized I never greeted the OP. Greetings, and welcome!
Aw, come on. You know you want to try out the woody side of the race spectrum. All nature-luvin', hippie-whorshippin', and point-eared love. Give it a try.
For me? 
Oh, by the way, realized I never greeted the OP. Greetings, and welcome!
Much obliged! Everyone (even the insane one), seems pretty friendly and accepting. I always find it hard to start up a new conversation with people who've already well-established themselves. But I don't think it'll be too hard here, so far as I've seen anyway. Thanks for the welcome everyone.
Cookies for all. Except baneofelves.
I'll pass on the creatures that have a larval stage, thanks. :P
Aw, come on. You know you want to try out the woody side of the race spectrum. All nature-luvin', hippie-whorshippin', and point-eared love. Give it a try.
For me?
Never. And the only thing I would do for you is burn you alive, and drop you into a vat of acid. And your precious elves will get worse.
Hell, I ain't doin' anything this weekend, are you free? I'll bring some burgers and cheese, and the barbecue, a dash of liquor. We'll make a weekend out of it. Dig?
Welcome aboard. Avoid the madmen with the hatchets. Stay away from Leila. Be prepared for utter(or probably OTTer) lunacy.
Oh, well, that's all the advice I have to give you. On behalf of the Church of the Reformed OTTers, I bid you welcome(bows, offers a cookie).
{snatchs up the cookie}
Thanks! nomnomnomnomnom... buuuuuurp! 
What kinda booze you bringing?
I have a preference for Smirnoff Ice vodka, and a lot of the hard whiskies. If you think you could handle 'em, that is.
I can handle 'em. I'm there. I'll make sure to bring my elf-slaying sword. We can have a contest set up: see who kills the most pointy-ears.
Maybe we could throw in some Wilden while we're at it? What the hell is the point of those freaky-lookin' freak-shows anyway? Freaks.
**** the Wilden. Let's kill those ****ers.
Better yet burn the entire forest down.
Nope. I like most wildlife. Animals are great, and trees are also vital. We just need to slay the defilers.
Then maybe gather druids to turn the forest against the elves.
Actually I have nothing against the elves I just like plotting doom.
Yeah, I dig nature and forest-y-like-stuff. But Wilden? Who ever made them must have had a 30 in their Herbalism Skill, if you know what I mean? I considered just using a lawnmower myself, they make excellent fertilizer you know?
Smirnoff Ice is not vodka. Smirnoff Ice is malt liquor. Sminoff is also not vodka. It's clear piss. Try Belvedere, Ketel 1 or Three Olives.
Or you could just drink rum. Rum is good. Especially when it's a shot or two of coconut rum in a vanilla milkshake...
I am not a fan of rum. Nope. Too much sugar, you know. And it's a mixin' booze - which invariably leads to more sugar. All that sugar gives you a nasty hangover. So I leave the rum alone and earn my hangovers the hard way - with copious amounts of beer and brown liquor.
I am not a fan of rum. Nope. Too much sugar, you know. And it's a mixin' booze - which invariably leads to more sugar. All that sugar gives you a nasty hangover. So I leave the rum alone and earn my hangovers the hard way - with copious amounts of beer and brown liquor.
That's the spirit!
EDIT: Just realized what a bad pun that was. Sorry.
Heh. Bad? Maybe in the best possible way. :P
I am not a fan of rum. Nope. Too much sugar, you know. And it's a mixin' booze - which invariably leads to more sugar. All that sugar gives you a nasty hangover. So I leave the rum alone and earn my hangovers the hard way - with copious amounts of beer and brown liquor.
Funny, to-date the only time I've had a hangover was from shots, never from my sugary mixed drinks. The sugary mixed drinks are much more pleasent evenings.
Hangovers? Cognac. Just... cognac.
Funny, to-date the only time I've had a hangover was from shots, never from my sugary mixed drinks. The sugary mixed drinks are much more pleasent evenings.
Whatever works, you know? Whenever I had those sugary mixed deals I woke up in major cranial pain. I rarely get hungover from beer and scotch or beer and whiskey though. I don't know the particulars, I just know what works and doesn't. For me, rum doesn't.
I like me a good glass of Smirnoff though. Won't say no to a fine shot of Jack Daniels or Crown Royal though. Mississippi Mud ain't too bad, though liter then what I prefer. Rum is okay, but I prefer non-mixed heavies myself, so I don't have them too often. As for hangovers and headaches, dunno, rarely have those at all. 'Course I don't tank myself like a dwarf, but still... If yer gettin' hangovers, then you're doing it wrong.
Jack Daniels ... fine? You, sir or madam, have lost what precious little credibility you had. Jack Daniels. *shakes head* What else? Drink some Natty Light? How 'bout some Milwaukee's Best? Maybe a shot of Kamchatka? Citron? Holy gods. Here's some free booze edumacations: For a JD replacement, drink Maker's Mark at the very least. Then there's Knob Creek, Evan Williams, Bernheim and a few others that aren't made from distilled rat urine pre-cooked in bird ****. Good lord. Jack ****in' Daniels. A bunch of savages in this town ...
I'll give you a pass on the Crown. It's ok. Preferred answer, though, is Jameson's.
Haha. Not a lot of selection in my little hicktown, so I take what I can get. At least no one has said something like Mike's Hard Lemonade or Captain Morgan's. Then it'd be lynching time.
Well, as the saying goes: 'If all you've got to drink is Jack Daniels, kill yourself. Immediately.'
Haha. Not a lot of selection in my little hicktown, so I take what I can get. At least no one has said something like Mike's Hard Lemonade or Captain Morgan's. Then it'd be lynching time.
... but... I like my Captain Morgan's Coconut Rum.
What about Malibu? Is that stuff any good to a rum drinker?
I like my death shaken, not stirred.
What about Malibu? Is that stuff any good to a rum drinker?
Heck if I know. I stick with the Captain Morgan's Coconut Rum 'cause it was one of the first things I tried, and I liked it.
Well, that's not entirely true. I tried Malibu Pineapple Rum, but that didn't mix well with Dr. Pepper at all.
I bet not. I've had Malibu before, but I'm not into rum or terribly into coconut. It's what was ;eft when the good booze ran out. It was ok in Coke, though.
Hmm, not a fan of mixing drinks myself. Unless you're mixing one shot of booze with a heavier variety, I tend to stay away from mixing, even lightly. Straight and undiluted is my preferred method, though I tend to get a lot of flak for it.
Hmm, not a fan of mixing drinks myself. Unless you're mixing one shot of booze with a heavier variety, I tend to stay away from mixing, even lightly. Straight and undiluted is my preferred method, though I tend to get a lot of flak for it.
I support that. Best drinking night ever was straight Irish whiskey all night long. Awesome.
Moonshine is way to go.
Also, bane: beat it! Too young! Come back in a year, then you'll get your glass bottle.
On the topic of elves: I like the ones in D&D. Elves being arrogant s(n)obs to hate is a sure sign of fantasy trying to be "badass". But usually the "ass" part is just the writer (or an odd animal).
The elves in D&D are fine.
As long as it's vodka I really don't care :P (I can drink it cheap, or drink the good stuff. I just like it. and I've not had it mixed with anything yet)
Vodka is by far my most favorite drink so far.
Alot of fruity drinks end up tasting like cough syrup to me.
I've not tried Rum yet so I'm reserving judgement.
If I ever get around to ordering some Tentacle Grape, I'll likely put Vodka in that stuff. Maybe Three Olives Grape. Or cherry. Who knows. I'll probably not even get the stuff. Wow. What a pointless post. I should have just said
Looks like we gots ourselves some fine liquor connoisseur's around here. Anybody else got a favorite drink they have yet to share?
You gotta try a Southern Hospitality. It's one shot Southern Comfort, one shot Watermelon Pucker, topped off with Red Bull. It's pretty sweet but it is good as hell.
I've mentioned moonshine, but my favourite is certainly mead.
I think it's time for a..............
*poke*
I think it's time for a..............
*poke*
MADNESS
I think it's time for a..............
*poke*
MADNESS
SPART- Urp! *shot dead*
Actually, the Spartans couldn't make it, so...
THIS...IS...ATHENS!
Actually the spartans hired a stuntman for just this sort of thing.
Win.