Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 toastedamphibian Dec 09, 2009 14:41:32	Damn lurkers. I'm's'a callin's youz outs! Feel free to join in. The_Weave05
#2 zombie_babies Dec 09, 2009 14:47:12	Wait.  You're sayin' that there's a bunch of sick ****s watchin' us secretly and doin' god knows what with their hands down their pants while they're a' starin'?  Is that what you're sayin'?  I hope so ...
#3 death_isthe_begining Dec 09, 2009 14:51:48	I used to be a lurker(on this site no less), but it began to bore me. I only rarely had something to add so never posted, don't worry about having something to add, just say something.
#4 zombie_babies Dec 09, 2009 15:04:39	I used to be a lurker(on this site no less), but it began to bore me. I only rarely had something to add so never posted, don't worry about having something to add, just say something. Yeah.  And touch yourself while you type it.  And call your computer a dirty little ****.  Don't worry, we'll hear it.
#5 toastedamphibian Dec 09, 2009 15:21:24	sfurtwangler
#6 zombie_babies Dec 09, 2009 15:22:11	sfurtwangler Is that what they call what I'm talkin' about nowdays?
#7 toastedamphibian Dec 09, 2009 15:27:18	sfurtwangler Is that what they call what I'm talkin' about nowdays? That is what what you am talkin' about nowdays call they.
#8 zombie_babies Dec 09, 2009 15:30:00	Interesting.
#9 owls_and_more_owls Dec 09, 2009 15:32:14	Wat.
#10 toastedamphibian Dec 09, 2009 15:36:18	Hmm.... how long can you go without posting in the OTT without becoming a lurker? GeneralHenry is straddling that line I think.
#11 generalhenry Dec 09, 2009 15:37:35	no wai
#12 zombie_babies Dec 09, 2009 15:57:09	Well, he done just unstraddled hisself.
#13 Malcadon Dec 09, 2009 21:40:54	Wait.  You're sayin' that there's a bunch of sick ****s watchin' us secretly and doin' god knows what with their hands down their pants while they're a' starin'?  Is that what you're sayin'?  I hope so ... Well ya! Its hard to be more active with only one hand free. I enjoy lurking! I finished off quickly to reply to this. Now if you don't mind, I need to lurk with my other hand!
#14 owls_and_more_owls Dec 09, 2009 21:45:49	I guess I've got to call myself out. I've been lurking more than posting these last few months.
#15 pigknight Dec 09, 2009 22:08:51	I wonder how many people read the Edition War RPing? I am sorry to you guys.
#16 zombie_babies Dec 10, 2009 8:36:38	Now if you don't mind, I need to lurk with my other hand! Nice.
#17 zombie_babies Dec 10, 2009 8:51:01	Nah, it's just usin' the other hand.  The Stranger involves stopping the blood flow to the intended hand - usually by sitting on it - to achieve numbness.  That way, you kinda don't know exactly what's goin' on.  Well, you know exactly what's goin on, but not exactly.
#18 ADHadh Dec 10, 2009 10:05:24	I used to be a lurker... until I got infuriated... I wish it went the other way. I wish I didn't post it.
#19 zombie_babies Dec 10, 2009 12:45:13	Well, you know what my ol' man always said about wishing... Ooh!  Ooh!  I know!  'Wish in one hand and **** in the other.  See which fills up first' Or is it 'If wishes were horses, even beggars would ride'?
#20 zombie_babies Dec 10, 2009 12:48:53	One of my favorite sayings.  Wish I thought of it ...
#21 drnick Dec 10, 2009 14:02:56	After reading this thread I only have one thing to say: I'm home!
#22 owls_and_more_owls Dec 10, 2009 15:04:27	After reading this thread I only have one thing to say: I'm home! Welcome, brother, to our order.
#23 drnick Dec 10, 2009 15:06:05	I must say, it's nice to argue about something other than WoW on this site!
#24 KillerGM Dec 10, 2009 15:13:53	I've been lurking more than posting lately.  It just hasn't been that interesting/fun to me lately.
#25 ADHadh Dec 10, 2009 15:14:08	I must say, it's nice to argue about something other than WoW on this site! Well, it's supposed to be a D&D board :>
#26 toastedamphibian Dec 10, 2009 15:15:28	I've been lurking more than posting lately.  It just hasn't been that interesting/fun to me lately. Catalyze more noob.
#27 KillerGM Dec 10, 2009 15:16:45	I've been lurking more than posting lately.  It just hasn't been that interesting/fun to me lately. Catalyze more noob. I even took it out of my sig.  I just didn't feel very catalytic.
#28 zombie_babies Dec 10, 2009 15:17:10	I've been lurking more than posting lately.  It just hasn't been that interesting/fun to me lately. You obviously haven't been reading my (non-political) posts then.  I am hurt.  Not shocked - they all betray you given time - but still hurt.
#29 KillerGM Dec 10, 2009 15:21:40	I've been lurking more than posting lately.  It just hasn't been that interesting/fun to me lately. You obviously haven't been reading my (non-political) posts then.  I am hurt.  Not shocked - they all betray you given time - but still hurt.  Oh, I've been reading ... just not posting.  Hence, the lurking.  Your posts, while (mostly) amusing, had not inspired me to post anything in response.
#30 toastedamphibian Dec 10, 2009 15:23:28	I've been lurking more than posting lately.  It just hasn't been that interesting/fun to me lately. Catalyze more noob. I even took it out of my sig.  I just didn't feel very catalytic. Catalytic impassivity?
#31 KillerGM Dec 10, 2009 15:25:32	I've been lurking more than posting lately.  It just hasn't been that interesting/fun to me lately. Catalyze more noob. I even took it out of my sig.  I just didn't feel very catalytic. Catalytic impassivity? *shrug*
#32 zombie_babies Dec 10, 2009 16:01:59	Oh, I've been reading ... just not posting.  Hence, the lurking.  Your posts, while (mostly) amusing, had not inspired me to post anything in response. Damns.  I gots to polish my game.
#33 toastedamphibian Dec 10, 2009 16:26:01	Greatfrito AnimeSniper
#34 pigknight Dec 10, 2009 18:13:30	I sometimes post for the post XP. I think I need to get more post XP before I level up.
#35 generalhenry Dec 10, 2009 21:02:21	I sometimes post for the post XP. I think I need to get more post XP before I level up. HAX!
#36 dirtyfrank Dec 10, 2009 23:41:52	I've not been lurking for the last few months are really on the forums much at all. school has for the most part wrapped up completely and I'm on skype less with my travian alliances so I'll have more time to post and stuff. I've noticed that with a few months absent pigknight still is behind my post count by quite a bit. pk, stop lurking and start posting you noob. I'm sure you could have closed the gap in 3 months if you would have tride. Damn lazy kids!
#37 Dralenan Dec 11, 2009 2:55:06	Is it lurking if you have posted more in the last three months than you have read?  Or am I wrong?  Either way, it's all Zombie_Babies' fault, if only he would stop abusing those radishes...I mean, they aren't even dire radishes.  I never got to play my dire lemur, either.
#38 Malcadon Dec 11, 2009 3:12:49	I'm still lurking... ...ambidextrously!!!
#39 Dralenan Dec 11, 2009 3:13:53	Please stop, you are scaring me.  Left-handedly.
#40 owls_and_more_owls Dec 11, 2009 4:16:39	Christ, you people embarass me. Right-handedly.
#41 pigknight Dec 12, 2009 14:51:14	Mal is like the bad parts of Z_Bs and DF put together and taking out any deccency. *Shake, shake, shake, shake*
#42 Malcadon Dec 12, 2009 21:27:42	Mal is like the bad parts of Z_Bs and DF put together and taking out any deccency. *Shake, shake, shake, shake* ...and the bast parts of 4chan/b/ Thanks for your kind words!
#43 owls_and_more_owls Dec 12, 2009 23:04:34	Mal is like the bad parts of Z_Bs and DF put together and taking out any deccency. *Shake, shake, shake, shake* ...and the bast parts of 4chan/b/ Thanks for your kind words! There are no best parts of that god forsaken hole.
#44 generalhenry Dec 12, 2009 23:07:36	::lurk::
#45 dirtyfrank Dec 12, 2009 23:47:55	:er:
#46 The_Silversword Dec 13, 2009 2:55:55	Mage Hand is a very useful spell
#47 darkspartan Dec 13, 2009 4:17:00	Mac disturbs me, but that's a me thing. Mind you, I'm easily disturbed by some things. I could have lived a long, long time without the mental image. Other times, I disturb people :P That said, I try not to lurk, but in some places, it's just not possible. Myself, I need to stay out of the Parlor. I get in *way* too much trouble there. -Sarena
#48 dirtyfrank Dec 13, 2009 11:25:09	The Parlor is a good place to have fun. If I'm looking for some talky-talky I'll check there to see if there has been a somewhat recent thread posted. Or do what I've done in the past and say that I think D&D, as a whole, is a bit girly cuz it's basically a fantasy doll making and doll dressing up game (where you get to kill things). It adds some fun conversation and argument all just because some men get really defensive when you associate them with dolls. Good times. Good times.
#49 KillerGM Dec 13, 2009 13:08:34	The Parlor is a good place to have fun. If I'm looking for some talky-talky I'll check there to see if there has been a somewhat recent thread posted. Or do what I've done in the past and say that I think D&D, as a whole, is a bit girly cuz it's basically a fantasy doll making and doll dressing up game (where you get to kill things). It adds some fun conversation and argument all just because some men get really defensive when you associate them with dolls. Good times. Good times. Man, that was epic.  I totally didn't expect that to explode like it did.  LOL.
#50 EscherEnigma Dec 13, 2009 14:33:38	Mac disturbs me, but that's a me thing. I'm pretty sure that's not a you thing. Or do what I've done in the past and say that I think D&D, as a whole, is a bit girly cuz it's basically a fantasy doll making and doll dressing up game (where you get to kill things). It adds some fun conversation and argument all just because some men get really defensive when you associate them with dolls. Good times. Good times. Wait, when did that happen?  I completetly missed that... I think?  Don't remember that at least...
#51 dirtyfrank Dec 13, 2009 15:10:19	Man, that was epic.  I totally didn't expect that to explode like it did.  LOL. The best part is that comment, though reflecting how I feel about the topic, was a sorta a quick not so serious comment that I had expected to be halfway ignored. Wait, when did that happen?  I completetly missed that... I think?  Don't remember that at least... About a year ago and it was in a thread that kgm made asking about what men thought about D&D or something. Like why do you play, and why do you think it is mainly guys playing it or something. The main couple of people talking back and forthe there was solik and I. A couple others jumped in too. Found it. It was called D&D and Men: Why? and EE happened to have the second post. well the first one after the OP.
#52 EscherEnigma Dec 13, 2009 15:25:04	Found it. It was called D&D and Men: Why? and EE happened to have the second post. well the first one after the OP. Now let this be a lesson to you: don't depend on me to remember things.
#53 The_Weave05 Dec 13, 2009 22:47:00	Damn lurkers. I'm's'a callin's youz outs! Feel free to join in. The_Weave05 I laughed.
#54 Malcadon Dec 14, 2009 4:49:38	I cast Bigby's Massaging Hand on myself!
#55 zombie_babies Dec 14, 2009 8:36:13	Mal is like the bad parts of Z_Bs and DF put together and taking out any deccency. *Shake, shake, shake, shake* First off, nobody is any part of me.  I use protection.  Occasionally.  Second, I'd warn you again about that shakin', but I don't think it's possible for you to go any more blind.
#56 boj0 Dec 14, 2009 8:56:40	I'm not so much of a lurker as much as a person with limited internet access. 9 times out of 10 I only post when I'm on campus.
#57 zombie_babies Dec 14, 2009 9:12:27	Be ye Lurker By Choice or Lurker By Circumstance, a Lurker ye still be.
#58 toastedamphibian Dec 14, 2009 9:19:04	I kind of want to beat the crap out of Malcadon. Not out of any real sense of malice.... I don't know why, exactly. I just get the sense that hitting him with a two by four would be more entertaining than the average lumber attack.
#59 The-Mage-King Dec 14, 2009 10:31:31	I'm not so much of a lurker as much as a person with limited internet access. 9 times out of 10 I only post when I'm on campus. Same here, but my ride hates the internet and won't take me many places with WiFi... Of course, I have very, very limited internet access from my cellphone... But I can't post with that, so...
#60 Ragnar_Lodbrok Dec 15, 2009 23:56:27	Lurker: Phaoz, Grumpycelt.
#61 generalhenry Dec 16, 2009 1:29:42	I'm a lurk your mom
#62 toastedamphibian Dec 16, 2009 4:25:19	Is your mama a lurker, I asked my free Jean: "No my mama's a queen, with many brood*EYAK*"
#63 toastedamphibian Dec 16, 2009 9:26:25	SVNBob HerroZerro
#64 taniquetil_thingol Dec 16, 2009 17:06:30	lurk, lurk
#65 toastedamphibian Dec 16, 2009 17:13:28	Wow..... you just failed to lurk. Good job. :}
#66 owls_and_more_owls Dec 16, 2009 17:36:52	lurk, lurk Stop right there, criminal scum! Your spree is at an end!
#67 Malcadon Dec 23, 2009 19:24:26	I kind of want to beat the crap out of Malcadon. Not out of any real sense of malice.... I don't know why, exactly. Don't fight it! You know you want to beat me off! Now, make like a Jackson and "just beat it"! I'm a lurk your mom I like to lurk to picture of you mom! Lurk! Lurk! Lurk! Lurk! Lurk!
#68 owls_and_more_owls Dec 23, 2009 21:41:25	dirtyfrank. I'm calling you out, you lurker.
#69 Mechalibur Dec 23, 2009 21:44:13	...
#70 dirtyfrank Dec 23, 2009 21:45:10	dirtyfrank. I'm calling you out, you lurker. when have I been lurking?
#71 Malcadon Dec 24, 2009 9:27:48	Today, I'm not lurking by brains out - for once! Santa granted my wish, so now all of your moms are with me, lurking at my Christmas candy cane! "Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!" I cry, as they "lurk, lurk, lurk!" Now, if you don't mind, its time for me to give out my holiday stocking-stuffer - a yule log! Dame, I might pull some stitches with this on. I hope you are all enjoying the holidays as much as I am? So Marry Christmas, b!tches! And look luck with the new-year - I'll have hanged myself with christmas lights by then.
#72 Mechalibur Dec 24, 2009 13:35:43	I'm going to have nightmares tonight...
#73 bo0kw0rm Dec 24, 2009 13:44:52	I'm back! (not that anyone missed me, or even realized my absence, except for perhaps a select few) And for the record, I'm a level nine Artillary, not no stinking lurker!
#74 bo0kw0rm Dec 24, 2009 13:45:47	I supposed I just drifted away after the folks at Adventurer's Academy quieted down. By the way, can we start that up, because it was fun.
#75 The-Mage-King Dec 27, 2009 10:32:06	I supposed I just drifted away after the folks at Adventurer's Academy quieted down. By the way, can we start that up, because it was fun. No. But, on a related note, I'm going to re-start the Edition War forum game in about a week. All for it, say 'aye'!
#76 owls_and_more_owls Dec 27, 2009 15:48:27	Today, I'm not lurking by brains out - for once! Santa granted my wish, so now all of your moms are with me, lurking at my Christmas candy cane! "Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!" I cry, as they "lurk, lurk, lurk!" Now, if you don't mind, its time for me to give out my holiday stocking-stuffer - a yule log! Dame, I might pull some stitches with this on. I hope you are all enjoying the holidays as much as I am? So Marry Christmas, b!tches! And look luck with the new-year - I'll have hanged myself with christmas lights by then. Looks like santa is smoking a mighty blunt. I do believe we call that "A fat one."
#77 baneofelves Dec 27, 2009 16:00:52	*lurkathon*
#78 generalhenry Dec 27, 2009 16:12:48	*lurkathon* BAJEBUS!
#79 Nai_Calus Dec 27, 2009 21:29:15	*lurklurk* *leaves Corellite tracts lying around on everything while people aren't looking* *lurklurklurk*
#80 taniquetil_thingol Dec 31, 2009 15:15:17	lurk, lurk Wow..... you just failed to lurk. Good job. :} And I am failing again, fir a short time, at least. lurk, lurk Stop right there, criminal scum! Your spree is at an end! See ya. I really do plan to lurk for a month or two more now. Maybe.
#81 zombie_babies Dec 31, 2009 15:18:44	*lurklurk* *leaves Corellite tracts lying around on everything while people aren't looking* *lurklurklurk* Fool.  We're always watching.  Maybe if you didn't lurk so much, you'd know that.  Geez.
#82 dirtyfrank Jan 02, 2010 17:47:26	STOP LURKING YOU DANG LURKERS! Unless you're into that kinda kinky stuff. ;) Ya wanna watch me?
#83 LadyNeferRa Jan 03, 2010 2:09:58	Can't.  Stop.  Lurking.. Or type... at... normal...rate... *re-lurk*
#84 darkspartan Jan 03, 2010 2:17:49	Can't.  Stop.  Lurking.. Or type... at... normal...rate... *re-lurk* [/lurk] Is someone getting a Shatnerian complex over here? -Sarena [lurk]
#85 zahkaryii Jan 03, 2010 12:59:55	I've been lurking on and off since I joined a month or so ago. Some threads interest me, many do not. The OTT seems to be the best forum available, in my humble opinion, so I frequent here more then others.
#86 boj0 Jan 04, 2010 12:55:49	So few posts are interesting lately... *lurklurklurk*
#87 zahkaryii Jan 06, 2010 12:45:46	^ Ain't that a fact eh?
#88 darkspartan Jan 06, 2010 13:17:42	^ Ain't that a fact eh? You've had plenty to say in the reality vs D&D thread :P -Sarena
#89 zahkaryii Jan 06, 2010 13:19:22	I do what I can, where I can. All for the betterment of mankind. No, really. ... Why don't you believe me?!
#90 darkspartan Jan 06, 2010 13:23:34	Too much evidence to the contrary -Sarena
#91 zahkaryii Jan 06, 2010 13:27:05	Hm, I think I need to work on my Misdirection Skill, maybe find a few trainers or two, add a +1/+2 bonus here and there. It might make it easier to, uh, tell people the truth... Right?