Arcade Power: For heroes who never stop playing video games.
Divide Power: Now your characters can master the untapped wellspring of math-related abilities.
The Dragnomicon I: First in a series of supplements geared toward transvestite gamers.
Tha Playa's Handbook: All the rules on how to pimp, score, and deal your way up to dunjin masta.
Manual of the Plain: Not much to say about this ordinary book, it contains a number of ways to make your campaign just like everyone else's.
Feel free to add more...
When gramma was burries I guess they forgot the clothes.
Tome of Bacon: Book of Much Stuff
Pigknight sold the barn to publish this (not real, this IS NOT real).
Expanded Sigh-onics
Boooooooring...
Tome of Babble: Rules for speaking?
Hyperpretentious: The absolutely best book in the world and your all noobs for not reading it.
Divide Power: Now your characters can master the untapped wellspring of math-related abilities.
I divide by 0.
*KaBoom*
*KaBoom*
"The Player's Hand Shook" A guide to dealing with playing D&D and having Parkinson's
"Martial Powder" A guide to performance enhancing drugs at your roleplaying table
"Kansas: The Campaign Setting" A guide to running adventures in America's heartland
"Player's Guide to Meepo" A guide to everyone's favorite Kobold....sorceror? Rogue? Convenient plot device?
"A guide to Grappling and You in Dungeons and Dragons version 3.5, Volume 8" The eighth in an award winning series designed to help the players and DM understand just what is and what isn't allowed in grappling.
"Yes you are drunk and no, you can't 'dooooo her'" A supplement DM's guide for running tavern encounters.
Adventurer's Fault - A reference tool for DM's who want to punish their players for doing such stupid plot-ruining things!
Tomb of Battle - for any DM who wants to know how to set up a proper cemetary for their dead PCs!
Savage Species - incorporating Ben Savage into your game has never been easier!
Al Capone's Vault - Empty of Fluff and Crunch!
Book of Exalted Dweebs - A complete dossier of all famous D&D players!
Earthed Arcana - A DM's guide to burying all of those pesky player-used magics!
Complete Psionic - Yeah, it was real. It should've been rejected, though.
Fiend Portfolio; stresses the financial implications of poor character investments, how to sell your soul in a buyer's market, minotaurs in a bullish market, exchange rates on the Lower Planes, as well as the standard "infernal pact of soul for power/$/fame" bargain.
Fantasic Locations: Privies & Cesspools; harrowing encounters await while you're in the John, a Savage Feces addition, complete w/ new errata concerning difficult terrain, holding one's breath, Diplomacy (Foot tap gaydar), Decypher Script (graffiti scrawl), and Concentration
DM's Screen; an essential peripheral when changing gaming attire mid-combat
D&D Minis; the ultimate in halfing & gnomish role-playing accessories. Special rates for overnight delivery, contents may shift in transit, no COD plz. Order now and receive these beautiful pendant keychains.
Tragic Item Compendium; sourcebook for fear effects, DM's burnout, serotonic reuptake inhibitors & Fort Saves, and cursed profylactics & ED devices.
D&D Character Sheets; now, slumber in comfort w/ these bed linens in the inviting, customizable castle that is one's own bed. Dream of your PC in style, slay bed bugs w/ abandon, make a pillow fort of epic proportions, tidy up youthful indiscretions w/ optimized stats. Not responsible for guaranteeing pristine virginal status for years to come.
The Complete Rouge... The definitive guide to applying makeup in order to get a bonus on Disguise checks.
We made it this far without a mention of the Troll Hunters Handbook? For shame, OffTopic. For Shame.
Hey now, be fair! The Tavern is still reeling from it's recent neutering at the hands of the mods. Give us some time, we'll be back. I hope ...
(BTW, welcome back, Bats. Haven't seen you in a while. Too much celebratory partyin'?) :P
Hey now, be fair! The Tavern is still reeling from it's recent neutering at the hands of the mods. Give us some time, we'll be back. I hope ...
I saw that. Hardcore ruling, though it sounds like some nasty stuff went down in my absence.
(BTW, welcome back, Bats. Haven't seen you in a while. Too much celebratory partyin'?) :P
Partying is something that people with free time do. I'm still doing the same thing, I'm just back to 60 hour weeks instead of 90+. ;)
I saw that. Hardcore ruling, though it sounds like some nasty stuff went down in my absence.
True. A-holes will be a-holes. Oh well.
Partying is something that people with free time do. I'm still doing the same thing, I'm just back to 60 hour weeks instead of 90+. ;)
Ahh. Still, nice to see ya' back. I was gettin' worried some sock found your place of residence. ;)
Back to the topic, I guess:
Lords of Acid: For all of your explicit acid-house gaming needs. Featuring classes like the Whoring Bard and new monsters like the Crab-Louse, this book screams family fun!
Tome of Cattle: Book of Nine Herds: Explore a unique world of bovine belligerence long past. Featuring martial arts of famous schools from Angus to the feared Cape Buffalo, this book will add porterhouse sized flavor and a gristly level of crunch to your table.
True. A-holes will be a-holes. Oh well.
Well, they certainly were before I left, anyway. I didn't really expect anything to change during the middle of a national election. ;) I was kinda hoping to do fallout recap back here now that I've got some time on my hands, but looks like that's not going to happen. 'dem's da breaks, I guess.
Ahh. Still, nice to see ya' back. I was gettin' worried some sock found your place of residence. ;)
They're free to try. We've got a guard spaniel that would probably lick them to death, though.
Complete Hippy; For those players who find Druids to be entirely to proactive. Features the new Herbal power-source.
Backstabbers: A Guide to Dealing With Rogue-Related Intra-Party Strife; 374 pages of "Kill the @$%@@^*&" in various languages in dialects, including Draconic and elemental tongues. Includes pronunciation guide.
Well, they certainly were before I left, anyway. I didn't really expect anything to change during the middle of a national election. ;) I was kinda hoping to do fallout recap back here now that I've got some time on my hands, but looks like that's not going to happen. 'dem's da breaks, I guess.
Yep. We can't be trusted to control ourselves. Internet Tourette's, you know.
:P They're free to try. We've got a guard spaniel that would probably lick them to death, though.
The fools still may ... ;)
The Roleplayer's Handbook: With the success of our Player's Handbook, we've released this handy guide to help with your roleplaying questions. With knowledgeable advice chapters like Make a Character and Play It, you'll never feel lost again!
The Complete Guide to DDI: This book is loaded with missing pages and rules that simply will not fit into the 4e game at all. It's utter and complete uselessness will fully prepare you for your time using DDI.
Complete Page: This book contains all you'll need to be the best sidekick a noble Knight could ask for. Get in on the fun by serving your friends!
Rugburn: Enter a mystical world of shag and Burber. This book contains all you'll need to guide your players through the many exciting - and dangerous - things they'll encounter in your upholstered setting of choice.
Way of the Knot: Over 4,000 new and exciting ways to turn everyday activities like tying your shoes or pulling back the curtains into excruciatingly detailed skill challenges.
Solomon's Solution: A companion piece to Way of the Knot, with over 5,000 ways to use physical violence to avoid roleplaying at all costs.
Continuing...
Arms & Equipment Guide: finally, a quality supplement for parapalegic role-playing! Never go out on a limb as a DM again w/ this little beauty as all manner of alternate appendage mechanics will keep your hands full of quality RP for campaigns to come. Explore exciting new options; ghost touch-esque spells (Phantom Limb), 50 new ways for Thri-Kreen to flip you off (Intimidate), and far more attractive options than simply Regenerate.
Races of Stoned: it's always 420 in the deepest, dankest dungeons now! This way-late-to-print supplement has everything you need to put that little extra pinache on your smoldering crater o-ruin. Explore the dizzying haze of the Stoned Golem, the luxury of Everlasting Rations & Iron Will, new implications of Modify Memory and Slow, and of course, more than a little something too for that far-out druid of your's.
Racists of Faerun: once a lush dapestry of ethnic diversity, the Forgotten Realms setting is now plagued w/ all manner of bigotry and intolerance. Know your enemy! Discover why it takes more than ale to get a dwarf complaining about his prong-eared neighbors, why beholders can't even tolerate their own w/ such near-sighted discrimination, drow social mobility, glass ceilings and incorporeal types, a lifetime of undead liberal guilt, and why humans will pretty much screw anything w/ hilarious consequences and offspring.
Heroes of Wh0re: now, you too, can master the fine art of hooking and man-ho'ing w/ this easy-to-pick-up read. Unearth modest character origins, explore the full range of the 2cp ale-wench to the 10pp courtesan, augment melee combat w/ Improved Pimp Slap, get to really know your fellow team mates w/ out the risky comraderie fostered by killing dangerous monsters, actually find a reason to use Profession and get paid fat bank yo!
Dungeon Masters Guide: supplement your street walking sorcerers from Heroes of Wh0re w/ this sadomasochism rulebook to unorthodox intimate role-playing. It has everything you need to soothe the savage beast or work out those inner demons; new variable torture/courting rules from the BoVD, "leather armor", a safety word lexicon for you and that trusting DM, innovative new spells like Bigby's Punishing Fist, and new classes like The Half-Orc Gimp cohort, Illithid Dominatrix, and the Venerable Kung-Fu Smut Guy.
lol had to...
Shaqonomicon: Add a little "Shaq Fu" to your DnD campaign?
Manual of the Dwaynes: Provides habitats, descriptions, and stat blocks for every Dwayne you could possibly need.
Partial Power: New feats, powers, and paragon paths for... some classes, I guess. Never quite finished this one...
Weapons of Lunacy... A guide to playing intelligent magic weapons that become more and more insane as their owners progress in level.
Elric Level Handbook... The complete rules for playing albino characters who are so uber that they own artifact weapons.
Expedition to Underhill... A complete campaign setting for adventures in Bilbo Baggins' basement.
Sword and Fish... Advanced rules for underwater combat and playing classes such as the Narwhale Charger and Piranha Berzerker.
Hero Builder's Guidebook... The definitive guide to making the perfect sandwich.
(And I'd just like to state the completely obvious awesomeness of this thread...
)Baldur's Gay: Adventure Set- In this boxed adventure for PCs levelled ten to thirteen, four brave adventurers discover the secret life of one of Faerun's most important founders!
Dark Son:- A new series in the D&D universe, this is the story of an ordinary farmer from Amn who sets out to discover how his wife gave birth to a grey-skinned baby, nine months after a visit from a friendly drow traveller. Armed with his ancestral hoe, he sets forth to find out what kind of curse the drow put on him. Confused by the howls of laughter he gets from townsfolk across Faeurn when he shares his story, he must solve his quest in a seemingly heartless world.
Unapproachable East: why is it so damned hard to find? No Survival check will grant you clear overland travel here! Faerunian PCs may now ponder the mystery that leaves many scratching their heads in confusion till they're raw and bloody. Discover (or get lost in) the the Not-So-Great Dale, find bad directions in Rashemen fostering so many angry berserkers, and Tzass Tamm's infamous Off-Ramp to Nowhere in Thay's fabled Rest Stop Of Doom.
Heroes of Prattle: at last, a supplement that turns Bluff, Diplomacy, and Gather Info into drawn out means of killing your poorly spoken foes! When there's just too much hack n' slash felling during your campaigns, you can now turn to your most powerful arsenal, your mouth. Baffle DMs into submission w/ verbal lashings that would make even the most talented Bard blanch. Amaze your friends w/ really impressive titles. Explore the dizzying phonetics of impossible to pronounce Kuo-Toan goddesses & terribly long-winded dragon nomenclature.
The Crystal Shard: in desolate Icewind Dale, a band of motely adventurers, down on their luck, turn to manufacturing crystal methamphetamine in the great alchemical warrens of Methal Hall. When a sizeable chunk of product gain sentience, it threatens to turn the Savage Frontier into a horde of tweakers bent on depriving the spellcasting population of vital sleep and turning every alehouse into a sunrod whirling rave party.
Drow of the Underwear- Detailing an entire society of an elven sub-sub-sub-subrace with a penchant for neglecting to put their pants on.
Heroes of Spittle- New ways to use saliva in combat!
The Quntessential Monk, season II... Complete rules for playing the famous dysfunctional detective in all 13 episodes.
D20 Modem... Tron-style roleplaying in a computer-generated world.
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jk, I'm a 4e-er too.
Adventurer's Malt: Provides game statistics for delicious milkshakes of all kinds.
Manual of the Dwaynes II: Because there weren't enough Dwaynes in the first one.
D&D: The Gathering: A random assortment of new powers on individual cards.
Ranger Power: Go Go Power Rangers...
Draconomicon IV: Get ready as you prepare to take down the mighty and feared Plaid Dragons!
1). Chromatic 2). Metallic 3). Planar 4). Gem
I think you need to bump that up to V
1). Chromatic 2). Metallic 3). Planar 4). Gem
I think you need to bump that up to V
Done and done
Adventurer's Malt: A guide to all signle and double malt whiskeys found. Perfect for the connoisseur.
I already used that one... like two posts before yours...
Complete Zooophile The book for the more weird brand of furry fans complete with guidelines how to create your anthropomorphic races and how to have them fornicate with every other species in the book.
Oh, Gamer Girl, where art thou? All the advice for dating "the ever so rare gamer girls" you ever wanted to get from Astrid's Parlor, but never got...
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Favourites so far:
The Complete Guide to DDI
Fiend Portfolio
The Complete Rouge...
and...
Adventurers' fault - the true story of my 3.5 gaming group. (mostly because they 're archetypes out of some rejected sourcebooks mentioned here...)
Done and done
I already used that one... like two posts before yours...
Yup, it was your title that gave me the idea for mine but couldn't think of anything more fitting. Perhaps it is a situation like Tome of Magic which has been printed multiple times for different editions (I think that is one, or the PHB I guess that is rewritten again and again)
WoW d20...wait a second...
That one already exists. And no, it's not 4e.
Yup, it was your title that gave me the idea for mine but couldn't think of anything more fitting. Perhaps it is a situation like Tome of Magic which has been printed multiple times for different editions (I think that is one, or the PHB I guess that is rewritten again and again)
Perhaps yours was Adventurer's Malt II?
Fakes & Pantheons: at last, the charlatans and sh-theels of Faerun exposed for the frauds they are! All fanboys will be surprised to learn of a certain drow ranger's sordid past as a known purveyor of illicit goods (read, Underdark narcotics). The beautific goddess of love & beauty, Sune? Nothing more than a confused tranny w/ a megalomaniacal complex. Karsus' Folly and the resultant cataclysm? Never happened, it was all a vast conspiracy to drive up the price of spell components. Dwarf women and beards, lecherous Elminster's discrete penchant for buggery, and lead based products from Shou-Lung await to lift the veil of deceptions and lies!
Complete Insane: after constant re-editing, this compliation for PCs touched in the head, is here. Everything you need to know from mild ailements and concerns such as dyslexia and Scribe Scroll to emo Mind Flayers w/ chronic depression. Explore geriatric PC senilitiy w/ storytelling that goes nowhere, why OCD and trapsmiths isn't such a bad thing, and everyone's worst nightmare, the paranoid schizophrenic frenzied berserker.
Complete Breakfast of Champions: A book all about the various breakfast cereals and their effects on game mechanics (Wheaties will give you that +2 circumstance bonus)
Tome of Twink: Book of Six Stats. Red Mage approved!
Complete Fool: The book of Jesters! Why so serious...?
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Fakes & Pantheons: at last, the charlatans and sh-theels of Faerun exposed for the frauds they are! All fanboys will be surprised to learn of a certain drow ranger's sordid past as a known purveyor of illicit goods (read, Underdark narcotics). The beautific goddess of love & beauty, Sune? Nothing more than a confused tranny w/ a megalomaniacal complex. Karsus' Folly and the resultant cataclysm? Never happened, it was all a vast conspiracy to drive up the price of spell components. Dwarf women and beards, lecherous Elminster's discrete penchant for buggery, and lead based products from Shou-Lung await to lift the veil of deceptions and lies!
Hah! The image of drizzt hustling product while he was in Menzo is pretty hilarious. That puts his departure in a whole new perspective.
That one already exists. And no, it's not 4e.
I know, I like joshing with both 4ers and 3.X-ers. :P
Complete Design: You have 30 minutes to update your adventuring fashion, "Make it work!"
Perhaps yours was Adventurer's Malt II?
Yes of course.
Adventurer's Malt II: Malts for the older adventurer.
Elf eye for the Dwarf guy: Dwarven women! Sick of your husband wearing dirty tunics and platemail? Wish you could do something about that ale smell? Can't remember the last time he shared his feelings with you? The fab five can help. Hailing from the deepest forests, these guys can teach him a thing or two about fashion and etiquette. Aslong as our five friends can dodge swings of his axe, pretty soon you'll have a well-dressed, sweep you off your feet new man. Coming next month: Elf eye for the human guy. For those of you who want to know about whether the fab five are really ... you know... the answer is, THEY'RE ELVES!
Holy S
T! IT'S TRUE!Draconomicon DCLXVI - Now we've moved on to colors that NOBODY can pronounce, let alone identify, such as ecru or puce. Whatever the ---- those are.
Monster Manual 43 - Because we don't have nearly enough monsters! Your DMs ALL ran out! At the same time! Spooky wizard who lives by the coast!
Some Book with Psionics in It Where They Aren't Just a Side Thing That Really Was Added as an Afterthought- Nah, we really just bring this up and laugh ourselves lungless over it. We're not gonna make this. [The entire Psionics board, me included: "WHAT YOU SAY!?"]
Tome of Building: Book of Nine Boards - All you need to know about construction using boards!
De Mime Power: Provides all new build options, powers, and paragon paths for characters who use the pantomime power source!
Tome of Explosions: This is just about how to blow stuff up. You know you want it.
Adventurer's Malt: A guide to all signle and double malt whiskeys found. Perfect for the connoisseur.
I think this one is from the Blitzed Nerds of the Coast RPG, "Drunkards and Flagons".
Dungeons and Drag Queens- For mature, and somewhat twisted, audiences.
The Hamsternomicon
Expedition to Astrid's Parlor - its not your mom's basement, so please mind your manners.
Races of Racing - Cannonball Run, The Fast and the Furious, Talladega Nights and (of course) Days of Thunder. Dwarves build great muscle cars, but elves (like Tom Cruise) actually look good driving them!
Comicis (?) Mortis: The Book of Fundead: eternity is a long time to endure dick & fart jokes. Now, those that dared not ask the questions of the tragically hilarious can inquire unabated; vampires w/ drinking problems, anorexia & other atkins friendly diets for those w/ inescapeable cravings, or real puzzlers like, "Why are wraiths powerless in sunlight but shadows are fine?" (seriously, why?), are necropolitans perpetually stuck as metrosexuals or just necrotic dandies?, should we unionize mindless undead per 24 hr work shifts for manual labor?, and is "Over my dead body!" really good use of Intimidate (demoralize)?
Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting: no one remembers anything about this place. This surprisingly short text may very well help initiate DM's w/ boundless creative license. Put that grey matter to work! Actually guess at geographical boundaries, randomly generate monarchies and NPCs of note, theorize the price of a cow in a time no one cared to recall in the annals of history. Best of all, the map is a quality cut of blank premium cardstock complete w/ crayons, ruler and an arrow that points North.
D&D Incisor- photos and x-rays of everyone's teeth at WotC.
Complete Chump: 100 blank pages.
Complete Phage: [smallcaps]Warning: Bio-hazard[/smallcaps]
Heroes of Hoar: It's so cold...
Book of Mild Ebil: A guide to Sunday morning cartoon evil.
Blunderdork: A guide to clumsy unwanted characters.
Spelling Compendium: A Dungeons & Dragons dictionary.
Tome of Babble : Book of Long Words... An effervescent and effulvent exposition of the inestimable advantages of unfailingly and unceasingly incorporating extemporaneous etymological diatribes and excessive verbosity into the entirety of your linguistic utterances...
by Vaarsuvius.
The Book of Exhausted Deeds- When they say every cliche adventure in the book, this is the book they're talking about.
The Temple of Elementary Evil - Grade school demons!
Races of the Wired: The Ultimate Caffeine Sourcebook - Need I say more?
Complete Archaic - Ye gretest Sorcebooke of Olde Speeche!
Book of Filed Darkness - Evil bureaucracy!
DraconOMNOMNOMicon - The ultimate guide to cooking dragons!
Lords of SPARTA!!! - Lords of Madness? No! This is LORDS OF SPARTA!!!
The Incomplete series - Yeah, it never got finished. But maybe you might like half a prestige class?
Races of Eberron - Ever wanted to run the Sharn 500? Some other race? Well, now you can!
Libris Mort: The Book of Mortimer - We wrote a book about a guy named Mort. Yeah.
Partial Power Half of what your PC needs to actually do anything.
Martial Flower When you're here to kick ass and plant tulip bulbs.
The Red Hand of Bloom Can the PCs stop the enemy from entering the rose show? (Makes use of new material in Martial Flower)
Book of ex altered deeds: What happens when DnD kills a relationship. What will she write in your books? Find out here!
Enemas & Allies: revamped 3.0 edition sourcebook that all DMs must now have to stick it to PCs in the end. What better way to cleanse your character from leftover toxicity of trafficing w/ abberrations.
Dungeon Tiles: remake that old, boring gamer bathroom in style! Cheesy wallpaper be gone! Easy to clean after complications from a long night of mountain dew and cheetos, you'll thank your DM for giving you something to appreciate in the john while purging those inner demons on your throne of power. Complete your ensemble w/ deceased PC character sheets for that extra special touch in the annals of fantasy gaming.
DM's Secretary: she's prompt, never takes sick days, and knows HTML. This essential extra compliments any over-worked DM nicely. Not only can she validate rules-lawyering, but she can cite precident while expertly recommending a nice anniversary gift for your wife and still finding time to get your LARP costumes from the dry cleaner before your 12:30.
Races of latex: all you need to play a latex fetishists.
*Costumes sold separately.
Dungeon Master's Guide: A complete guide to performing sadistic tortures on your players, favorites include strangulation during breaks and flagellation while the game is in session.
Book of Exalted Dudes: A rather annoying little tome about random California surfers who happened to catch the right wave at the right time.
Libris Mortar: Book of explosives.
Savage Feces: 1001 new fecal-matter-monsters you'll never, ever use in your campaign
Farms Equipment Guide: And you thought scythes were the only tools commoners could use...
Defenders of the Cake: Your cake is a lie, mine is the path to righteousness!
Baconomicon: Mmm, bacon!
Complete Mnemonic: Book of memory aids!
Expanded Psychotics Handbook: For the most batshit crazy of adventurers!
Tone and Brood: A guide to emo bards.
Complete Rage: A day in the life of a barbarian.
Fetish Codex: Leather and latex in all shapes and sizes.
Tome of Cattle: A complete guide to bovine life.
Races of Foam: Complete with peanuts!
Racists of the Wild: Damn, dirty apes!
Stonerack: Book of firm breasts.
Unearthed Banana: Fruits from hell!
Manual of the Drains: A guide to sewers.
Oriental Misadventures: The consequences of Hiro Nakamura's time travel
Unencroachable Yeast: We need better antibiotics.
The Rollplayer's Handbook: A guide to make it look like you're roleplaying by making die rolls.
The Book Of