Rich People Suck

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#1

zombie_babies

Jan 25, 2010 13:15:57
Check out the nuttiness.
#2

ADHadh

Jan 25, 2010 13:27:07
I wonder at what wealth you stop being crazy and start being "eccentric" ;)
#3

zombie_babies

Jan 25, 2010 13:28:00
A lot more than I've got, truth be told. 
#4

ADHadh

Jan 25, 2010 13:29:27
A lot more than I've got, truth be told. 


Maybe it's by the time your amount of cash has surpassed your thinking ability?
#5

zombie_babies

Jan 25, 2010 13:35:39
That would make it variable, no?   I'm down.  Like Charlie mutha-****in' Brown. 
#6

Robin_Hoodlum

Jan 25, 2010 13:37:28
I dunno if it is so much the money but rather the people with the money that's the problem...
Or does all that money make people doltish?
#7

zombie_babies

Jan 25, 2010 13:41:42
It's got to be partly the money anyway.  What makes someone go so out of their mind that they request specific colored cars to drive them 100 yards to a helicopter?  Money, that's what.
#8

Robin_Hoodlum

Jan 25, 2010 13:46:42
I would feel ashamed of myself if I did anything like that...
#9

zombie_babies

Jan 25, 2010 13:52:39

Not if you were crazy rich.  You'd be pissed they didn't know what color of motorcade to have ready and likely would never return to that hotel again. 

#10

grumpycelt

Jan 25, 2010 13:58:02
Check out the nuttiness.



Feh. The rich are just better than us.
#11

zombie_babies

Jan 25, 2010 14:04:00
Better than you, maybe.  I'm a ****in' prophet, man.  The rich ain't got nuthin' on me!

... except tons of money.
#12

EscherEnigma

Jan 25, 2010 14:12:05
Think of rich people spending money on stupid things as a form of trickle-down economics.  They more money they spend on pointless crap, the more that money goes back into other people's pockets.
#13

boraxe

Jan 25, 2010 14:15:15
I wonder at what wealth you stop being crazy and start being "eccentric" ;)



There is no single point, rather eccentricity is an incrementally increasing are of behaviour.

Think of a two-axis graph. One axis represents one's odd behaviour, the other the amount of money they have. Oddness without money is simply craziness, and money without oddness is simply acceptable. Where the two overlap is eccentricity. As one's oddness and/or money increases, so to does the amount of behaviour attributed to eccentricity.

I've made a simple series of charts to illustrate:

eccentric.jpg picture by TheSulaco
#14

zombie_babies

Jan 25, 2010 14:18:51
Nice. 
#15

Escef

Jan 25, 2010 14:19:43
Dave... that chart is the most beautiful thing I've seen today.
#16

ADHadh

Jan 25, 2010 14:43:25
I wonder at what wealth you stop being crazy and start being "eccentric" ;)



There is no single point, rather eccentricity is an incrementally increasing are of behaviour.

Think of a two-axis graph. One axis represents one's odd behaviour, the other the amount of money they have. Oddness without money is simply craziness, and money without oddness is simply acceptable. Where the two overlap is eccentricity. As one's oddness and/or money increases, so to does the amount of behaviour attributed to eccentricity.

I've made a simple series of charts to illustrate:




Love this post, it's so clear to me now!
#17

modern_iconoclast

Jan 25, 2010 15:09:55
With the title the thread has I though at least they could be on the reveiving end.
#18

EscherEnigma

Jan 25, 2010 15:27:02
With the title the thread has I though at least they could be on the reveiving end.


[Insert sex joke here]
#19

zombie_babies

Jan 25, 2010 15:31:00
With the title the thread has I though at least they could be on the reveiving end.


[Insert sex joke here]



'Insert' ... tee hee!
#20

EscherEnigma

Jan 25, 2010 15:42:21
With the title the thread has I though at least they could be on the reveiving end.


[Insert sex joke here]



'Insert' ... tee hee!


Don't get all Ikea on me.  [link]
#21

zombie_babies

Jan 25, 2010 15:56:01
Furniture assembly is hawt.
#22

CCS

Jan 25, 2010 17:03:29

Odd?  Sure.  But other than the requests for the instant cell-tower & on the spot re-engineering of the fireplace none of these are too terrible.  Or at least nowhere near as bad as I figured I'd see when I clicked the link.  Not even the milking of the cow. 
Though I found it sad that the prince ass walked off without returning the mans' stays.

Anyways, you have to consider that the people holding these cocierge positions at these places do so knowing that bizzarre requests are just part of the job.  It's part of the challenge.  Likewise, I'm sure their guests know this as well & in some cases are just pushing it.   
 

#23

dirtyfrank

Jan 25, 2010 17:05:10
If I was super wealthy like that I'd do similar stuff. not because I'd be out of touch with reality but rather just to be an ass. or more specifically just to be difficult.
#24

EscherEnigma

Jan 25, 2010 17:12:16
Makes me think of the Heinlein book, We Also Walk Dogs.
#25

Robin_Hoodlum

Jan 25, 2010 17:31:57
I was thinkin'...
Some people suck, and they aren't rich...
#26

ViolenceJack

Jan 25, 2010 18:22:19
I was thinkin'...
Some people suck, and they aren't rich...


Well... yeah. I mean, today, it's just kind of expected bedroom behaviour.
#27

Robin_Hoodlum

Jan 25, 2010 18:38:11
I was thinkin'...
Some people suck, and they aren't rich...


Well... yeah. I mean, today, it's just kind of expected bedroom behaviour.


I mean suck in a bad way...
#28

EscherEnigma

Jan 25, 2010 18:40:53
I mean suck in a bad way...


Oh.  Well, then they should take classes.  I mean, it's a skill like any other, right?  I think most of the classes use fruits or veggies as props.

#29

ViolenceJack

Jan 25, 2010 19:16:45
I mean suck in a bad way...


Oh.  Well, then they should take classes.  I mean, it's a skill like any other, right?  I think most of the classes use fruits or veggies as props.



I understand it takes practice. You know, just like any other... yeah. Skill.
#30

EscherEnigma

Jan 25, 2010 19:33:19
I mean suck in a bad way...


Oh.  Well, then they should take classes.  I mean, it's a skill like any other, right?  I think most of the classes use fruits or veggies as props.



I understand it takes practice. You know, just like any other... yeah. Skill.


Person A: Look, about last night...
Person B: Yes?
Person A: I think it was a mistake.
Person B: Then I'm willing to keep trying until we get it right.
#31

Robin_Hoodlum

Jan 26, 2010 20:01:16
I mean suck in a bad way...


Oh.  Well, then they should take classes.  I mean, it's a skill like any other, right?  I think most of the classes use fruits or veggies as props.



I understand it takes practice. You know, just like any other... yeah. Skill.


Person A: Look, about last night...
Person B: Yes?
Person A: I think it was a mistake.
Person B: Then I'm willing to keep trying until we get it right.


Ahhhh...
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