Will they still expect tip?
What, like plugging them in for a few minutes?
now I just need one that will deliver mikes extra hard lemonade
To people you hate?
dood, Bud is better than Mike's. Mike's doesn't even pretend to attempt being beer. It may as well be vodka, brah.
Good reason to not compare it to beer.
Because it isn't.
It's an alcoholic beverage, meant to taste like a lemonade (or other fruit drink) drink with booze in. It does that, and does it rather well. Therefor it is good, by the only thing that comes close to an objective methodology for determining quality of flavour.
Your best bet is to try to get HD to establish Bud as the official hipster "beer."
Nah, that's gotta go to something only homeless people and hipster drink, like natural light, or PBR or something like that. Ok, PBR is actually better than bud, so that's a good candidate.
Good reason to not compare it to beer.
Because it isn't.
It's an alcoholic beverage, meant to taste like a lemonade (or other fruit drink) drink with booze in. It does that, and does it rather well. Therefor it is good, by the only thing that comes close to an objective methodology for determining quality of flavour.
My statement implies that Mike's is a lesser thing than beer. So lesser, in fact, that it's of worse quality than 'beer' that isn't beer.
Normal people (and Hoodsie!) would stop drinking it.
I think you misread my post. I said hipsters would start drinking it.
Yeah, but Hoodsie's so hipster that he's ahead of the curve. He'd stop drinking it because hipsters started drinking it, which is a hipster move. That's why I placed him separate from "normal people".
Whoa...like...you're so far out, dood....
Either that or you're, yanno, pretty slow.
...huh...
Good reason to not compare it to beer.
Because it isn't.
Actually, a good reason to not compare it to beer is that beer is supposed to be drank. Mike's Hard Lemonade (and those other revolting versions of it) are not supposed to be drank. It's actually suposed to be used to kill weeds and people you hate.
It's an alcoholic beverage, meant to taste like a lemonade (or other fruit drink) drink with booze in. It does that, and does it rather well.
No, no it doesn't.
Therefor it is good, by the only thing that comes close to an objective methodology for determining quality of flavour.
The only thing? Far from it, and again, no, it isn't good. It's terrible. In fact, the word "good" should not be in the same sentence with Mike's hard lemonade unless you are using it to say that Mike's Hard Lemonade killed that jerk well and "good."
Im not trying to say that Mikes Hard Lemonade is good, im just saying its not bad. My brother used to work at this grocery store, any ways, every weekend hed invite a bunch of coworkers over for some drinks, he'd get Rolling Rock for the guys ,and Mikes Hard Lemonade for the ladies. I ussually drank the Mikes Hard Lemonade.
You already mentioned your brother got the Mike's for the ladies. No need to repeat yourself.
Im not trying to say that Mikes Hard Lemonade is good, im just saying its not bad. My brother used to work at this grocery store, any ways, every weekend hed invite a bunch of coworkers over for some drinks, he'd get Rolling Rock for the guys ,and Mikes Hard Lemonade for the ladies. I ussually drank the Mikes Hard Lemonade.
You already mentioned your brother got the Mike's for the ladies. No need to repeat yourself.
OK, ok, so I just want to get this straight, youd rather have a Rolling Rock than a MHL!?!!
Good reason to not compare it to beer.
Because it isn't.
It's an alcoholic beverage, meant to taste like a lemonade (or other fruit drink) drink with booze in. It does that, and does it rather well. Therefor it is good, by the only thing that comes close to an objective methodology for determining quality of flavour.
My statement implies that Mike's is a lesser thing than beer. So lesser, in fact, that it's of worse quality than 'beer' that isn't beer.
It may not be your thing, but people who like the sort of thing that Mike's does tend to like Mike's, so you're wrong.
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ZB has trouble understanding this concept. He'll get there one day.
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ZB has trouble understanding this concept. He'll get there one day.
I have faith in his potential, or I wouldn't bother reminding him. :P
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ZB has trouble understanding this concept. He'll get there one day.
I have faith in his potential, or I wouldn't bother reminding him. :P
No, I'll just have Some water.
I...I never thought of that.