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Ron Jeremy in critical condition

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#1
Robin_Hoodlum
Jan 31, 2013 6:21:17 www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/30...

#2
draco1119
Jan 31, 2013 7:13:49 If you're going to post a story about a porn star, it's supposed to be a FEMALE one! ...Or is there something you need to tell the group?
#3
Robin_Hoodlum
Jan 31, 2013 8:49:26
If you're going to post a story about a porn star, it's supposed to be a FEMALE one! ...Or is there something you need to tell the group?

At any rate, he's ugly as hell and out of shape.

*shrug*
He was such an industry icon, I thought some people would like to know he's in bad shape.
#4
homicidal_squirrel
Jan 31, 2013 8:57:09
www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/30...

Fat guy has heart problems. How is this news?
#5
homicidal_squirrel
Jan 31, 2013 8:58:26
If you're going to post a story about a porn star, it's supposed to be a FEMALE one! ...Or is there something you need to tell the group?

At any rate, he's ugly as hell and out of shape.

*shrug*
He was such an industry icon, I thought some people would like to know he's in bad shape.

Dude, he's always been in bad shape. The only time Ron Jeremy's health could be considered news is if doctors found his cholesterol level below 5,000.
#6
Cpt_Micha
Jan 31, 2013 10:55:21 He'd still lose an eating contest to Christi.
#7
zombie_babies
Jan 31, 2013 11:47:06 Yeah but he beats Christie in one pretty important department pretty handily.
#8
The_Silversword
Jan 31, 2013 12:14:43 He'll be in my prayers.
#9
WolfLordBran
Jan 31, 2013 12:29:43
Yeah but he beats Christie in one pretty important department pretty handily.

Yes, he's far better looking. ;)
#10
Cpt_Micha
Jan 31, 2013 12:33:15
Yeah but he beats Christie in one pretty important department pretty handily.

I dunno dude. Christie's balls probably would drag on the ground behind him if he didn't wear pants.
#11
zombie_babies
Jan 31, 2013 12:41:52
Yes, he's far better looking. ;)

I see. So you're jealous of Ron, eh? ;)

I dunno dude. Christie's balls probably would drag on the ground behind him if he didn't wear pants.

Do you have any clue what sort of thing a girl may prefer?

#12
Cpt_Micha
Jan 31, 2013 12:59:19 I dunno ZB, other things might be in proportion to the rest of him too.

EDIT
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worst case he could probably use his ball sack as a marital aid
#13
zombie_babies
Jan 31, 2013 13:04:08 dood, Ron Jeremy is Ron Jeremy. Not many people are, nowutimsayin?
#14
Mr_Miscellany
Jan 31, 2013 14:45:08
I dunno dude. Christie's balls probably would drag on the ground behind him if he didn't wear pants.

I lolled.

30 years ago the Hedgehog used to be like Wolverine. I hope he recovers.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 Robin_Hoodlum Jan 31, 2013 6:21:17	www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/30...
#2 draco1119 Jan 31, 2013 7:13:49	If you're going to post a story about a porn star, it's supposed to be a FEMALE one! ...Or is there something you need to tell the group?
#3 Robin_Hoodlum Jan 31, 2013 8:49:26	If you're going to post a story about a porn star, it's supposed to be a FEMALE one! ...Or is there something you need to tell the group? At any rate, he's ugly as hell and out of shape. shrug He was such an industry icon, I thought some people would like to know he's in bad shape.
#4 homicidal_squirrel Jan 31, 2013 8:57:09	www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/30... Fat guy has heart problems. How is this news?
#5 homicidal_squirrel Jan 31, 2013 8:58:26	If you're going to post a story about a porn star, it's supposed to be a FEMALE one! ...Or is there something you need to tell the group? At any rate, he's ugly as hell and out of shape. shrug He was such an industry icon, I thought some people would like to know he's in bad shape. Dude, he's always been in bad shape. The only time Ron Jeremy's health could be considered news is if doctors found his cholesterol level below 5,000.
#6 Cpt_Micha Jan 31, 2013 10:55:21	He'd still lose an eating contest to Christi.
#7 zombie_babies Jan 31, 2013 11:47:06	Yeah but he beats Christie in one pretty important department pretty handily.
#8 The_Silversword Jan 31, 2013 12:14:43	He'll be in my prayers.
#9 WolfLordBran Jan 31, 2013 12:29:43	Yeah but he beats Christie in one pretty important department pretty handily. Yes, he's far better looking. ;)
#10 Cpt_Micha Jan 31, 2013 12:33:15	Yeah but he beats Christie in one pretty important department pretty handily. I dunno dude. Christie's balls probably would drag on the ground behind him if he didn't wear pants.
#11 zombie_babies Jan 31, 2013 12:41:52	Yes, he's far better looking. ;) I see. So you're jealous of Ron, eh? ;) I dunno dude. Christie's balls probably would drag on the ground behind him if he didn't wear pants. Do you have any clue what sort of thing a girl may prefer?
#12 Cpt_Micha Jan 31, 2013 12:59:19	I dunno ZB, other things might be in proportion to the rest of him too. EDIT Show worst case he could probably use his ball sack as a marital aid
#13 zombie_babies Jan 31, 2013 13:04:08	dood, Ron Jeremy is Ron Jeremy. Not many people are, nowutimsayin?
#14 Mr_Miscellany Jan 31, 2013 14:45:08	I dunno dude. Christie's balls probably would drag on the ground behind him if he didn't wear pants. I lolled. 30 years ago the Hedgehog used to be like Wolverine. I hope he recovers.