Roundhouse Pitch

Post/Author/DateTimePost
#1

mellored

Jul 11, 2013 11:09:11
#2

draco1119

Jul 11, 2013 11:33:48
She'd be fun...
#3

zombie_babies

Jul 11, 2013 11:35:06
#4

CorranHornIsAwesome

Jul 11, 2013 11:55:38
Damn.
#5

jetshield

Jul 11, 2013 21:50:11
#6

Cluless_Rat

Jul 11, 2013 22:01:40


Seems like a CoC violation.  
#7

zombie_babies

Jul 12, 2013 9:46:05
It should be.  Dizzamm.  I could watch that all day.
#8

Cluless_Rat

Jul 12, 2013 10:50:56
It should be.  Dizzamm.  I could watch that all day.


Yeah, I am surprised how many times in a row I will watch it.
#9

zombie_babies

Jul 12, 2013 11:43:40
I know, dood.  I totally space out when I start watchin' it ... yanno, thinkin' stuff. 
#10

draco1119

Jul 12, 2013 14:25:05
#11

zombie_babies

Jul 12, 2013 14:47:48
If she was a D&D character I'd compliment her build.  Er, since we don't talk D&D here I'll just compliment her build instead.
#12

Cluless_Rat

Jul 12, 2013 14:58:28
She is old though. Born in 1991. 
#13

zombie_babies

Jul 12, 2013 15:41:14
Don't care.
#14

Mad_Jack

Jul 13, 2013 1:18:07

 Meh - it's only impressive if she actually nailed the pitch...
#15

The_Silversword

Jul 13, 2013 4:00:40
Id say she nailed it!!
#16

CorranHornIsAwesome

Jul 15, 2013 21:51:04
She is old though. Born in 1991. 


That's old? You're 33.
#17

Cluless_Rat

Jul 15, 2013 22:11:48
She is old though. Born in 1991. 


That's old? You're 33.


I'm a man. It's different. 

Men are like wine, they get better with age. Women are like fruit. They are better fresh, ripe and juicy. Ok, they do not need to be ripe ripe. You can eaten them a bit before that, it is just fermer and less juicy. Too ripe is not interesting. Its rot at that point and it makes a mess of things. 

What are we talking about again?

 
#18

CorranHornIsAwesome

Jul 15, 2013 22:14:21
What are we talking about again?

 


Hoodsie's taste in women?
#19

jetshield

Jul 16, 2013 0:42:15
She is old though. Born in 1991. 


That's old? You're 33.


I'm a man. It's different. 

Men are like wine, they get better with age. Women are like fruit. They are better fresh, ripe and juicy. Ok, they do not need to be ripe ripe. You can eaten them a bit before that, it is just fermer and less juicy. Too ripe is not interesting. Its rot at that point and it makes a mess of things. 

What are we talking about again?

 


So you like under-ripe fruit? That's just wrong.
#20

Cluless_Rat

Jul 16, 2013 2:51:30
She is old though. Born in 1991. 


That's old? You're 33.


I'm a man. It's different. 

Men are like wine, they get better with age. Women are like fruit. They are better fresh, ripe and juicy. Ok, they do not need to be ripe ripe. You can eaten them a bit before that, it is just fermer and less juicy. Too ripe is not interesting. Its rot at that point and it makes a mess of things. 

What are we talking about again?

 


So you like under-ripe fruit? That's just wrong.

It's just less messy. Less juice spraying around. No need to change clothes or wash hands. I hate to get my hands dirty. 

#21

zombie_babies

Jul 16, 2013 9:56:44
I always explain it as dog years.  You know, girl years.  Every year a girl ages past like 20 is like 3 or 4 guy years at least.  And it scales pretty poorly for the women as age goes up, too.  Like, my wife is actually older than me even though she's younger.  It's cool, I point it out pretty often.
#22

CorranHornIsAwesome

Jul 16, 2013 12:11:47
I always explain it as dog years.  You know, girl years.  Every year a girl ages past like 20 is like 3 or 4 guy years at least.  And it scales pretty poorly for the women as age goes up, too.  Like, my wife is actually older than me even though she's younger.  It's cool, I point it out pretty often.


You're kidding, right? What does she say?
#23

zombie_babies

Jul 16, 2013 12:39:58
Why would I be kidding?  Good relationships are, yanno, good.
#24

draco1119

Jul 16, 2013 12:51:30
My brother spends the entire day before his birthday reminding his wife that he married an older woman and asking her what it's like to be [X age]. She was born almost exactly 24 hours earlier.