RPG Blues

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#1

Despiser

Mar 23, 2013 11:27:46		Been really tired of RPGs lately and the D&D Next playtest is putting me in a headspin. So naturally I've got the Blues. Sing along with me, whether or not it's in key...


RPG Blues (to 12 bar blues)


D-‘n’-DM-E-R-PFighting FantasyAnd Dark HeresyI got the BluesI got the RPG BluesWell I’ve been rollin’ them diceBut they ain’t treatin’ me niceI got the Blues
 I got pencils and erasersAnd dual-wielding lasersI swapped my scimitarFor a +1 guitarI got the BluesI got the RPG BluesWell those hexes and spellsHave been giving me hellI got the Blues

(Guitar Solo over 12 bars x however many guitar players there are)


No more character sheetsAnd endless DragonmeetsI can’t handle the painOf another campaignI got the BluesI got the RPG BluesI’ve been energy drainedCan't you hear my refrain?I got the Blues

(Slow it to quiet and sing)


But I might have another goIf I make my saving throwI got the Blues

(Finish with a riff and outro ad nauseam.)

#2

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 23, 2013 11:53:28
#3

Count_Von_CoC

Mar 23, 2013 12:26:04 		I have the right to say nothing meaningful in this thread because anything I say can and will be used to violate me with the CoC.
#4

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 23, 2013 12:43:48
I have the right to say nothing meaningful in this thread because anything I say can and will be used to violate me with the CoC.




Which poster is the one planning to violate you?
#5

Count_Von_CoC

Mar 23, 2013 12:47:24 		ORC_Anyone
#6

trappedslider

Mar 23, 2013 19:46:32
I have the right to say nothing meaningful in this thread because anything I say can and will be used to violate me with the CoC.



I thought poeple in the Taveren liked to bve violated....
#7

Count_Von_CoC

Mar 23, 2013 20:02:28 		Is that why you like to violate them?

Me, I'm not a particular fan. Sometimes it can be amusing, however.
#8

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 23, 2013 20:13:29
Is that why you like to violate them?




#9

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 24, 2013 9:10:55
I have the right to say nothing meaningful in this thread because anything I say can and will be used to violate me with the CoC.



I thought poeple in the Taveren liked to bve violated....


Is that how they react after your report festivals?
#10

Despiser

Mar 24, 2013 12:29:56 		I thought it was open-mic night in the tavern. Laughing
#11

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 24, 2013 12:44:25
I thought it was open-mic night in the tavern. 

Oh, don't mind me or them. Especially trappedslider. He hangs around here for some reason.
#12

Hipster_Dog

Mar 24, 2013 16:02:14 		I think he wants to convert us.
#13

Count_Von_CoC

Mar 24, 2013 17:31:38 		Or violate us.
#14

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 24, 2013 17:49:35
Or violate us.

Seems more likely.
#15

zombie_babies

Mar 25, 2013 10:15:38 		Umm ... is that how you're converted?
#16

Count_Von_CoC

Mar 25, 2013 10:20:38 		Dunno. I think HD is the resident expert on that subject, though. Maybe we should ask him?
#17

zombie_babies

Mar 25, 2013 11:52:22 		He's probably paying someone to convert him right now.
#18

trappedslider

Mar 25, 2013 13:04:55
He hangs around here for some reason.



so does everyone else..we all have our reasons...
#19

CorranHornIsAwesome

Mar 25, 2013 18:19:49
He hangs around here for some reason.



so does everyone else..we all have our reasons...

#20

5stringterror

Mar 26, 2013 0:51:52 		I'm sad I missed this, I would have played a sick ii-V-I bassline to go with you.