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| #1jkob88Jun 21, 2008 14:51:11 | When will we be able to sacrifice hannah montana? i want more corn...![]() |
| #2tigervirgoJun 21, 2008 15:17:02 | Hannah Montana? Please.. we don't need another Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears from Disney again. What god(s) have they been sacrificed to that created those "upstanding" citizens? Please, We don't need another Hero! Oh wait! (the lights dim, fog rolls out onto the stage, and a spotlight shines to the center when a platform rises to the beat of thunder.-LOL) out of the ruins out from the wreckage can`t make the same mistake this time we are the children the last generation we are the ones they left behind and i wonder when we are ever gonna change living under the fear, till nothing else remains we don`t need another hero we don`t need to know the way home all we want is life beyond thunderdome looking for something we can rely on there`s gotta be something better out love and compassion their day is coming all else are castles built in the air and i wonder when we are ever gonna change living under the fear till nothing else remains all the children say we don`t need another hero we don`t need to know the way home all we want is life beyond thunderdome so what do we do with our lifes we leave only a mark will our story shine like a light or end in the dark give it all or nothing we don`t need another hero we don`t need to know the way home all we want is life beyond thunderdome Yes, I went there! LMAO |
| #3jkob88Jun 21, 2008 15:26:46 | don't you get it!!!?? if we don't sacrifice a young woman every year the crops won't grow, and we won't be able to harvest. I'm worried because hannah's late, we could all die!!! She must die for us to live!![]() |
| #4jkob88Jun 21, 2008 15:28:58 | and yet im relived, cause they found the lesbo pics of her and tha blonde chic, its coming soon, well have the most corn scince brittany (spears) was sacrficed. |
| #5pigknightJun 21, 2008 15:41:26 | Can't wait 'till she shaves her head, she's the next Britanny Spears dontcha know? |
| #6doomsoughtJun 21, 2008 22:03:29 | you know, If we can get her into California, we could sacrifice the whole state. Think of all the new coastline we'd get as a side benefit. Nevada and Arizona Beaches, coming to you soon... |
| #7tigervirgoJun 21, 2008 22:53:24 | Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Fuller Olsen should be next. "Full House" my arse. LMAO |
| #8pigknightJun 22, 2008 0:50:32 | you know, If we can get her into California, we could sacrifice the whole state. Isn't she in California? |
| #9jkob88Jun 22, 2008 12:33:57 | i guess, it make the most corn, so its the perfect place for the sacrifice. ![]() |
| #10baneofelvesMay 12, 2009 16:25:29 | ![]() |
| #11reinharstMay 12, 2009 16:42:17 | Holy flaming bump, Batmans! |
| #12ytterbium_dragonMay 12, 2009 16:46:14 | With all of that pressure, it's really just a matter of time before anyone in that situation burns out and spirals downward. I think it's ironic that Disney is literally ruining lives to make a profit. |
| #13baneofelvesMay 12, 2009 16:59:33 | With all of that pressure, it's really just a matter of time before anyone in that situation burns out and spirals downward. I think it's ironic that Disney is literally ruining lives to make a profit. That's because Disney is an evil corporation. Just like all the other ones. Unlike the other ones, it tries to hide behind little kid movies to hide it's crimes. Disney is evil. And it must be destroyed. |
| #14reinharstMay 12, 2009 17:03:16 | I will agree to this. May the mouse hunting began, and may duck season official open! :D |
| #15ytterbium_dragonMay 12, 2009 17:05:26 | And Walt Disney was an open antisemite. Wonderful. I love Disney's film-making branch, especially their animation studios, but their daytime TV stuff is a little amoral. |
| #16baneofelvesMay 12, 2009 17:10:19 | And Walt Disney was an open antisemite. Wonderful. He was? Wow. I thought that Disney got corrupted later on. I didn't know it was evil right from the start! |
| #17demiteddybearMay 13, 2009 3:49:37 | Walt disney actually also hated kids. So we've got a company that makes kids movies started off by an anti-semitic, kid hating guy who froze himself. |
| #18cherubaddonMay 13, 2009 4:05:50 | Walt disney actually also hated kids. Huh. Sort of like the old lady from Vice City who hates kids and thus sells them drug-enriched ice cream? |
| #19Cpt_MichaMay 13, 2009 6:45:18 | Pretty much. |
| #20baneofelvesMay 13, 2009 11:49:27 | Wow. Walt Disney was really anti-semitic and hated kids? I KNEW he was evil! |
| #21Cpt_MichaMay 13, 2009 11:56:27 | Well to be fair I hate kids too. At least the ones under the age of 15. |
| #22baneofelvesMay 13, 2009 12:00:55 | Well to be fair I hate kids too. At least the ones under the age of 15. But I don't think you're anti-semitic, and I damn well know that you don't try to hide your hatin behind a company that exploits young people and then tosses them aside when they're no longer needed. Disney is evil because it hides what it truly is behind little kid shows and movies. You aren't because you're honest and open about yourself. Let the mouse-hunting begin!! |
| #23Cpt_MichaMay 13, 2009 12:07:26 | True. I'm not anti semite, nor do I suck the life out of children and discard them. So I'll bring the flame thrower, to hunt the mouse with. You guys bring whatever you want :D |
| #24baneofelvesMay 13, 2009 12:11:37 | Rocket Launcha! :D |
| #25zombie_babiesMay 13, 2009 12:59:23 | I'll bring the Jew baby cannon! (Yeah it's terrible. I couldn't resist.) |
| #26EscherEnigmaMay 13, 2009 13:00:36 | Eh, hating Disney (the company) 'cause Walt Disney had some views that aren't really accepted now-adays isn't really fair. If you look at just about any company or corporation that got it's start before the 60s and you'll find something ugly with it's founders. The earlier it got it's start, the more likely that someone involved had views that we wouldn't accept now. But keep in mind: George Washington and Thomas Jefferson both owned slaves, President Roosevelet had a mistress. It's hard to find anyone that gets through their lives clean as fresh laundry. No, it's much better to judge the company, as it is today, based on their current policies and actions. So yes, down with our animated oppressors. But down with them for what they do and how they act now, not for how one of their founders acted or what he believed. |
| #27baneofelvesMay 13, 2009 13:08:41 | Yeah, but I need to get more recruits. If I talk smack about EVERYTHING about Disney, then I'll get more people to join me, and help in my crusade! Today, Disney! Tomorrow......the world!! :evillaugh |
| #28EscherEnigmaMay 13, 2009 13:20:22 | In that case, wouldn't it be more useful to point out how long it's taken them to make an African American Disney princess, and that based off news from production of the movie it's gonna be pretty awful? Or that they're partly responsible for the whole 'pretty pink princess' thing going on? That there are almost no decent toys of Mulan or Pocohontas? |
| #29baneofelvesMay 13, 2009 13:24:03 | In that case, wouldn't it be more useful to point out how long it's taken them to make an African American Disney princess, and that based off news from production of the movie it's gonna be pretty awful? Or that they're partly responsible for the whole 'pretty pink princess' thing going on? That there are almost no decent toys of Mulan or Pocohontas? They've made an African American princess? Wow. I didn't know about that. I haven't really kept up with stuff lately. HMM. Time to do some research. :evillaugh |
| #30EscherEnigmaMay 13, 2009 13:32:56 | Well, they're working on it. It's going to be The Princess and the Frog or something, due to be released later this year. |
| #31cherubaddonMay 13, 2009 16:10:44 | Eh, hating Disney (the company) 'cause Walt Disney had some views that aren't really accepted now-adays isn't really fair. If you look at just about any company or corporation that got it's start before the 60s and you'll find something ugly with it's founders. The earlier it got it's start, the more likely that someone involved had views that we wouldn't accept now. +1. Lovecraft was racist, Kipling supremacist, Wagner anti-semite. Does that mean we have to hate their art? Hell no! I mean, regardless of whether we're praising Disney, Cthulhu or The Valkyirie, we're not somehow implying their creators were paragons of humanity, simply that they were gifted artists. Now, the company, that's different... |
| #32Ragnar_LodbrokMay 13, 2009 17:48:25 | We're finally sacrificing Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana? Exxxxcellent . Oh, and I'm gonna need a Gatling gun, ammo, and a chainsaw-sword for the sack of the Fortress of Evil (aka Disney HQ). |
| #33ytterbium_dragonMay 13, 2009 18:17:50 | To be fair, the company has evolved quite a bit. Walt Disney only made a few cartoons, and only up to the Dumbo era. The animation studio is practically autonomous from the TV station branch, and the station is where most of the exploiting occurs. And it's really only a few kids who sold their souls for fame anyway. On the other hand, Disney is a financial superpower, one of the few holding this nation's economy together. It's been the forerunner in animated films for as long as I can remember and has put out many movies that have moved many people and pushed the limits of the perception of animation. Cartoons used to be seen as strictly akin to Looney Toons and the like, but Snow White changed that. When Disney's animators saw people crying as they left the theater, they knew that they had changed the face of animated films forever. Since then, they've continually kept pace with films like The Lion King, Aladdin, etc., and Japan's branch has created timeless classics on a worldwide scale, such as Spirited Away and Grave of the Fireflies (my personal favorite movie of all time, and a war movie that Roger Ebert values among the ranks of Schindler's List). TL;DR - only attack the TV channel part ;) |
| #34EscherEnigmaMay 13, 2009 18:29:51 | Eh. Disney as a whole needs to be brought to it's knees. Why? So copywrite laws can finally move on. Disney has been getting congress to change copywrite laws ever since Steamboat Willy was in danger of becoming public domain. |
| #35MechaPilotMay 13, 2009 21:09:51 |
Time for harvest. I love that episode of South Park. |
| #36SilvercrysMay 14, 2009 10:14:49 | Eh. Disney as a whole needs to be brought to it's knees. Why? So copywrite laws can finally move on. Disney has been getting congress to change copywrite laws ever since Steamboat Willy was in danger of becoming public domain. Escher's right, as usual. Most of the things wrong with today's copyright laws are Disney's fault. Since Cpt_Micha's bringing the flamethrower and bane's bringing the Rock-it Launcher, I suppose I'll bring the LOIC. You can never be too sure. |
| #37baneofelvesMay 14, 2009 20:39:17 | Escher's right, as usual. NO! You gotta say it like this: Rocket Launcha! ![]() |
| #38metal134May 14, 2009 20:53:19 | I'm pretty sure that in order for the sacrifice to work, you need a virgin, so Hannah Montana won't work. |
| #39baneofelvesMay 14, 2009 20:56:33 | I'm pretty sure that in order for the sacrifice to work, you need a virgin, so Hannah Montana won't work. No. Did you watch that episode of South Park? What we do is we take a young girl, turn them into someone that is loved and famous, then, we slowly drive them insane, using the media. Eventually, their suicide/overdose/whatever becomes the sacrifice that helps the crops grow. It's actually better if they aren't virgins. |
| #40CCSMay 15, 2009 9:55:37 | That there are almost no decent toys of Mulan or Pocohontas? Well, that's because the toys that exist for those titles are very accurate to the animation. And since neither are shining examples of Disney's best work, what would you expect from an "accurate" toy??? |
| #41SilvercrysMay 15, 2009 21:59:17 | NO! You gotta say it like this: Rocket Launcha! It's a Fallout 3 reference that I find humorous, and therefore it will be left as is. :P |
| #42metal134May 16, 2009 17:22:05 | No. Did you watch that episode of South Park? What we do is we take a young girl, turn them into someone that is loved and famous, then, we slowly drive them insane, using the media. Eventually, their suicide/overdose/whatever becomes the sacrifice that helps the crops grow. Didn't see it, but it's on my DVR along with a increasingly backlogged catalouge of other programs. I was thinking more along the lines of those old "throw the virgin in the volcano" sacrifices. |