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#1 Cpt_Micha Jan 06, 2009 9:57:50	Please. (yeah I know lost cause but let me have my delusion!) I constantly get down here from my customers, that I look and sound like Jeff Gordon, while I can't remedy the sound thing I can attempt to dispel the looks. It's probably a lost cause. First sblock is Jeff Gordon for those of you who are Nascar ignorant (you blessed blessed souls) Next two are me. Show
#2 zombie_babies Jan 06, 2009 10:07:21	Jeff ... is that ... you? ;)
#3 Cpt_Micha Jan 06, 2009 10:10:17	You're just sayin that so I can finish going insane aren't you! Btw ZB, Zombie Babies are indeed possible now...
#4 ranadiel Jan 06, 2009 10:12:01	It is three pictures of the same person, I don't get it.
#5 Cpt_Micha Jan 06, 2009 10:17:05	I can't look that much like him... it's like impossible or something.
#6 ranadiel Jan 06, 2009 10:23:16	I can't look that much like him... it's like impossible or something. Well maybe it would help if you posted a picture of yourself to compare with those three pictures of Jeff Gordon. Oh wait or are those pictures of you, either way we need a picture of a different person then is in those three before making any judgement.
#7 Cpt_Micha Jan 06, 2009 10:30:45	The first picture is him. The last two are pictures of me. **** it's hopeless. At least my name isn't Jeff. *head desk*
#8 ranadiel Jan 06, 2009 10:40:21	The first picture is him. The last two are pictures of me. **** it's hopeless. At least my name isn't Jeff. *head desk* No no no, I think you are linking to the wrong image because those three are quite clearly the same person. Check the URLs to make sure.
#9 Cpt_Micha Jan 06, 2009 10:50:34	Show
#10 batshido Jan 06, 2009 11:20:30	Man, I'd hate to be that guy. He should really stop posing for all those pictures.
#11 Cpt_Micha Jan 06, 2009 11:24:45	At least he gets paid to do it. And paid to "race" at that. Unlike me, who does it to learn how to take better photos. And I don't get paid for my hobby..... (hint hint wotc... I could use a new job... I'd be great for marketing!)
#12 ranadiel Jan 06, 2009 11:34:02	Still looks like three pictres of the same guy. Are you guys perhaps identical twins? Or maybe one of you is a clone or something? Then again there is always the possibility of alternate universes as well.:D
#13 Cpt_Micha Jan 06, 2009 11:37:39	He's 37. I'm 23. So cloning maybe? I'd assume I'm the clone of him (since I'm younger) that or one of us was spit out of an alternate universe? :P
#14 batshido Jan 06, 2009 11:38:49	He's 37. I'm 23. So cloning maybe? I'd assume I'm the clone of him (since I'm younger) that or one of us was spit out of an alternate universe? :P Are you the evil doppleganger, Micha? You can tell us, pinky swear. I bet that goatee is a pain to shave off every morning.
#15 zombie_babies Jan 06, 2009 11:39:28	Yeah, I'm not seein' any difference at all either. It is kind of amazing that a NASCAR driver would be into D&D, but it takes all kinds I guess. Jeff (or Micha, if you prefer), have you statted any cars for 4e yet? Tracks?
#16 Cpt_Micha Jan 06, 2009 11:46:15	I might be the an evil doppleganger I dunno... that makes no sense though :P Why do I end up good on every alignment test known to man and every game that I've played? lol Sadly ZB we are not the same (one he has a really hot wife and I'm single.. and two...the money he has is insane) however... I would be willing to, if Nascar or Wotc were willing to pay me for making a Nascar setting.
#17 ranadiel Jan 06, 2009 12:19:38	I might be the an evil doppleganger I dunno... that makes no sense though :P Why do I end up good on every alignment test known to man and every game that I've played? lol Sadly ZB we are not the same (one he has a really hot wife and I'm single.. and two...the money he has is insane) Oh I got it, it is like on that show "My own Worst Enemy"(or w/e....I don't actually watch it). You two are one in the same, but someone uses hypnosis to create the perfect cover. I'd guess since he is the "older" that he is the original.:D
#18 zombie_babies Jan 06, 2009 12:22:01	That totally makes sense. Micha, you should try to tap into your Jeff persona and get a hold of that cash. That would rock.
#19 pigknight Jan 06, 2009 19:17:49	I look like that to! Holy St!
#20 Lord_Ventnor Jan 06, 2009 19:20:24	I refuse to save your sanity, Cpt_Micha.
#21 baneofelves Jan 06, 2009 19:21:12	micha, you look just like that other guy. you sure you aren't his clone?
#22 Bloodsoul Jan 06, 2009 22:30:32	Jeff Gordon? No. A young Charlie Sheen? Hmm...
#23 ADHadh Jan 07, 2009 5:47:53	He's 37. I'm 23. and I'm single.. That's two advantages that you have over him, exploit them.
#24 Cpt_Micha Jan 07, 2009 7:56:16	:D Baneofelves, it is possible.. I dunno. *L*
#25 saintkeeleon Jan 07, 2009 8:01:03	Actually, you don't look like him all that much. Your face is narrower and the bone structure, though similar, isn't completely the same. Your eyes are not the same color, nor are they the same shape due to the fact that you have higher cheekbones than he does. Your ears aren't even close to similar either and you don't wear your hair the same at all, and it doesn't appear to be the same color as his. The only thing they are seeing is the cleft in your chin. Many people have this feature, and all but one of them are not Jeff Gordon. You should tell them that Jeff Gordon is not dead yet, so they should go back to Elvis spotting for now.
#26 Cpt_Micha Jan 07, 2009 8:02:25	SaintKeelon: I'll use that line. Would be priceless to see the reaction... or should I tell them to go Dale Earnhardt spotting instead?
#27 The_White_Sorcerer Jan 07, 2009 8:22:23	Some comments on this thread gave me an idea: Grow a goatee. Then people will stop telling you you look like Jeff Gordon. They'll tell you you look like his evil twin but, hey, it's an improvement.
#28 zombie_babies Jan 07, 2009 8:37:20	SaintKeeleon, you've earned Party Pooper of the Year status. And it's only Jan 7.
#29 Cpt_Micha Jan 07, 2009 8:57:18	Some comments on this thread gave me an idea: Grow a goatee. Then people will stop telling you you look like Jeff Gordon. They'll tell you you look like his evil twin but, hey, it's an improvement. I tried the goatee for a while actually as well as longer hair (at the same time). :P doesn't really suit my facial structure I don't think. Plus I'm too lazy to trim it properly.
#30 calronmoonflower Jan 08, 2009 2:37:14	I tried to save your sanity to disk, but it told I got an object not found error. It looks like it is too late for you.
#31 saintkeeleon Jan 08, 2009 8:24:15	SaintKeeleon, you've earned Party Pooper of the Year status. And it's only Jan 7. :D Personal record! I don't have the heart to let someone go on thinking they look like a NASCAR driver. That sort of cruelty just isn't in my nature! :P @ Cpt_Micha: Snicker, yeah. Earnhardt would be more in keeping.
#32 Cpt_Micha Jan 08, 2009 8:36:28	You got that status before? :D I guess I'll have to shoot for king of bad cruel puns.
#33 defender_of_odintyr Jan 08, 2009 9:02:16	Please. (yeah I know lost cause but let me have my delusion!) I constantly get down here from my customers, that I look and sound like Jeff Gordon, while I can't remedy the sound thing I can attempt to dispel the looks. It's probably a lost cause. You look like Jeff Gordon in that you too are a white man with dark hair. I just don't see the resemblence.
#34 zombie_babies Jan 08, 2009 9:44:20	:D Personal record! I don't have the heart to let someone go on thinking they look like a NASCAR driver. That sort of cruelty just isn't in my nature! :P Well I happen to know that Micha's a fan of dead baby jokes. So I figured - as awful as the comparison may be - he's probably sick enough to get some enjoyment out of added ribbin'. Good times. :D It is pretty cruel, though. I mean, dead babies are one thing. Looking like a NASCAR driver is quite another. Poor bastard. :P
#35 Cpt_Micha Jan 08, 2009 9:49:00	Yeah, it's why I posted the thread partly :P . Could be worse though, I could look like Michael Waltrip instead.... ugh... that guy's just effin creepy. :D So, wanna know how Zombie Babies are possible ZB?
#36 zombie_babies Jan 08, 2009 9:51:44	Wait a sec. You know another NASCAR driver's name? You must be Jeff. No real human knows any NASCAR driver names. None! The only reason we know you, Jeff, is because of this thread. If there ever was conclusive proof of something, this huge amount of NASCAR knowledge you've just displayed is proof that you are Jeff Goodman. Goodman? Is that it? I have no idea. Honestly. And that, my friends, is what makes me human. EDIT: About the babies. I actually took the name from a theme I used in the last game I DMd. The zombie babies were real. And numerous. And it did surprise my players a bit. When two of them had played (at the time) for 17 years or so, that's a good thing. But I am curious as to how you find them possible. Do tell!
#37 Cpt_Micha Jan 08, 2009 9:54:34	Check out Controversial statement, explanation awaits you there. :D
#38 zombie_babies Jan 08, 2009 10:01:35	Check out Controversial statement, explanation awaits you there. :D Just did and replied. :D Quit stalkin' me Jeff! Everytime I see ya' in a thread I was just in I hear creepy banjo music for some reason ... :P
#39 Cpt_Micha Jan 08, 2009 10:03:01	lol. I think that's my stalker... I have one you know. He tries to look like me and everything I swear. Drives NASCAR cars for a living.
#40 dirtyfrank Jan 08, 2009 23:11:38	For the hell of it I decided to look at this thread, and, damn Cpt_Micha, you look very similar to Jeff Gordon.
#41 saintkeeleon Jan 10, 2009 7:17:33	Well I happen to know that Micha's a fan of dead baby jokes. So I figured - as awful as the comparison may be - he's probably sick enough to get some enjoyment out of added ribbin'. Good times. :D It is pretty cruel, though. I mean, dead babies are one thing. Looking like a NASCAR driver is quite another. Poor bastard. :P Yeah, teasing a fellow about NASCAR is so evil, I think you could make Orcus cry. Also, the party pooper status, indeed. I have an odd temperament and tend to take all the wrong things seriously.
#42 Touchfuzzy Jan 10, 2009 7:36:54	Yeah, teasing a fellow about NASCAR is so evil, I think you could make Orcus cry. Also, the party pooper status, indeed. I have an odd temperament and tend to take all the wrong things seriously. Whats so wrong about teasing someone about NASCAR... if they get mad... all you have to do to get away is turn right.
#43 Mad_Jack Jan 11, 2009 1:02:00	He's 37. I'm 23. 37 - 23 = 14 Who's your Daddy??? Lol :D
#44 dirtyfrank Jan 27, 2009 0:43:03	Jeff, is that you?
#45 Cpt_Micha Jan 27, 2009 7:17:39	lmao. Decide to go stalking through my posts? :P
#46 batshido Jan 27, 2009 9:02:55	lmao. Decide to go stalking through my posts? :P Oh, Jeff. You so crazy.
#47 zombie_babies Jan 27, 2009 9:05:05	Oh, Jeff. You so crazy. Crazy fast. ;)
#48 Cpt_Micha Jan 27, 2009 9:10:04	*eyes around all paranoid like* Shhhhhh don't say anything! The Nascar officials might find me!
#49 dirtyfrank Jan 27, 2009 9:48:05	lmao. Decide to go stalking through my posts? :P Last night I was bored so I decided I wanted the entire first page of the OTT to have last posts by dirtyfrank. I didn't feel like just posting on threads I didn't read and I didn't feel like reading them, so I instead dug through 9 pages to bump posts up to get me task done. :D
#50 Cpt_Micha Jan 27, 2009 9:59:29	It probably would.. but then I'd look horrible. :P
#51 dirtyfrank Jan 27, 2009 10:05:20	horribly awesome
#52 batshido Jan 27, 2009 10:05:27	It probably would.. but then I'd look horrible. :P You look like Jeff Gordon NOW. How much worse can it really get?
#53 Cpt_Micha Jan 27, 2009 10:08:51	Depends on how short I cut it :P and if I don't cut it.. I'd look bad because my hair doesn't really get long it just gets thick. At least I don't look like Kyle Bush
#54 baneofelves Jan 27, 2009 13:20:09	So, um, Jeff. My sister doesn't like NASCAR guys and doesn't wanna talk to you. Like ever. And umm. Why do you keep talking about people that no one else knows about?
#55 Cpt_Micha Jan 27, 2009 13:26:23	But I'm not Jeff. Does she like men that don't have any money worth speaking of? :P
#56 baneofelves Jan 27, 2009 13:33:13	Look, Jeff. Move on. My sister thinks that NASCAR guys are freaks. She likes money, but there has to be more to it than that. I'm sorry Jeff. you'll find someone else. :P
#57 Cpt_Micha Jan 27, 2009 13:40:27	Your sister has no clue what she's missing out on. At least I tried. But alas t'was not to be.
#58 dirtyfrank Jan 27, 2009 13:43:41
#59 Cpt_Micha Jan 27, 2009 13:46:49	Wow.. I rank less than Mialee? Ouch man.. just ouch lol.
#60 baneofelves Jan 27, 2009 13:47:58	Are you surprised, Jeff? I'm not.
#61 Cpt_Micha Jan 27, 2009 13:50:05	Dude, it's Mialee. I mean put this in perspective here... Michael Jackson and An Alien's offspring Clone... is higher up on someone's to do list than me... No accounting for taste I suppose.