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#1 knightsfyre Jun 23, 2008 18:39:15	I was pondering the list of upcoming 4th Ed-related products when my mind jumped the track and I got wondering about what kind of books a publishing house within the D&D world might publish. Here's what I've come up with so far: ================== Current selections from the Bards & Nobles Books publications catalog: "The Adventurers" series (vocational and self-improvement books for heroes) Everything I Ever Needed To Know, I Learned From Worshiping Bahamut: Life Lessons For Clerics How To Win Battles and Influence Empires: The Fighter's Life The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Paladins Zen & the Art of Two-Weapon Maintenance: An Inquiry Into Ranger Values The Tao of Rogues Chicken Soup For The Warlock Soul Leadership Secrets of the Inspirational Warrior: A Warlord's Guide To Success Awaken the Wizard Within Let The Music Play: Sheet Music For Bards [coming soon] New in our "Travel and Tourism" section: The Astral Sea on Five Gold Pieces A Day The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Abyss Fodor's Shadowfell The "Points of Light" Atlas and Gazetteer Still available: Small Is Beautiful: A Halfling's Story of Overcoming Adversity The Underling's Way: A Reference Manual For Minions I'm Okay, You're Undead 99 Tankards of Ale on the Wall and Other Classic Tavern Songs How To Remove Bloodstains, and Other Cleaning Tips For Heroes This month's Children's Literature selections: "I'm A Monster ... Rrarrgh!": The Little Gnome That Could A Is For Abomination: A Child's First Alphabet Horton Hears A Harpy And the newest title from Orcus' Book Club: "The Secret" (released in association with the Church of Vecna) ================== >> Anyone else have titles to add to the catalog?
#2 Tiberien Jun 23, 2008 23:58:38	On the magazine rack: 1. Lorien House - Artistic portraits of the elven body. With "articles" for the sophisticated reader. 2. Earth - a collection of articles and adventures for the players of SRPG's (Scientific Role Playing Games) 3. Better Castles and Dungeons - a home improvement monthly 4. Rage: High Fashion for Tieflings 5. Srying - Because inquiring minds want to know In Linguistics: 1. Orcish for Dummies 2. A Travelers Guide to Infernal Non-Fiction 1. How to cook four hundred humans. A stone giant's guide to better cuisine. (thanks to the Simpsons for inspiration) 2. Greywolf's Guide to Military Hardware 3. Better BBQ'ing with friends. A Dragon's guide to the best feeding locations and recipes. Fiction 1. Bigby goes to the Faire (Children's) 2. The Incubus (Romance)
#3 pigknight Jun 24, 2008 15:49:18	On the "magazine" rack (two jokes in 1 sentece): -Playelf (We all know people read it for the articles) -Tent-house ('cause all adventurer's use tents)