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Senior's really do take their Bingo seriously don't they?

Post/Author/DateTime Post
#1
Pontiac
Apr 07, 2013 13:20:18 www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/05/donald...
#2
draco1119
Apr 07, 2013 13:30:00 Ageist!
#3
CorranHornIsAwesome
Apr 07, 2013 15:20:28
And this is why pepper srapy is illegal here.

What's a srapy? Is that like a sap byproduct or something?
#4
CorranHornIsAwesome
Apr 07, 2013 15:28:17
And this is why pepper srapy is illegal here.

What's a srapy? Is that like a sap byproduct or something?

Grammar nazi!

Grammar liberal!
#5
Pontiac
Apr 07, 2013 21:31:21 Oh burn someone just got taken to grammer school yo!
#6
draco1119
Apr 07, 2013 21:43:51 ^*grammar^
#7
Pontiac
Apr 07, 2013 22:04:36 you caught it
#8
draco1119
Apr 07, 2013 22:40:14 Yes I did. I'm fairly sure that Kelsey doesn't run a school.
#9
zombie_babies
Apr 08, 2013 8:28:41 I thought he ran one on drinkin' an' drivin'.
#10
mellored
Apr 08, 2013 8:43:30 Seinors do bingo like collage students watch football.

And you really have no idea what drugs either one is on.
#11
Pontiac
Apr 08, 2013 19:16:17
I thought he ran one on drinkin' an' drivin'.

I hear there's a serious crash course at that place.
#12
CorranHornIsAwesome
Apr 08, 2013 19:49:56
I thought he ran one on drinkin' an' drivin'.

I hear there's a serious crash course at that place.

#13
Pontiac
Apr 08, 2013 20:05:47 thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night.
#14
CorranHornIsAwesome
Apr 08, 2013 20:28:18
thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night.

Funny, I've got a doctor's apppontment scheduled...
#15
Pontiac
Apr 08, 2013 20:50:28 LIAR!
#16
CorranHornIsAwesome
Apr 08, 2013 20:52:15
LIAR!

/leaves the door open in his haste to leave. You hear the sound of wirecutters and a bicycle speeding off.
#17
draco1119
Apr 08, 2013 20:56:09 Bolt cutters would be more more effective...
#18
CorranHornIsAwesome
Apr 08, 2013 20:58:50 I get paid in booze, homeski. Not $.
#19
Pontiac
Apr 08, 2013 20:59:09 stealing a car would get you away faster plus you could lock the doors and blare the radio so you can't hear anymore corny jokes.....onthat note

two guys walk into a bar ouch!

cue drums
#20
CorranHornIsAwesome
Apr 08, 2013 21:00:46 Dude, how do you expect me to steal a car with a pair of wirecutters?
#21
draco1119
Apr 08, 2013 21:01:34 A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
#22
Pontiac
Apr 08, 2013 21:33:01
Dude, how do you expect me to steal a car with a pair of wirecutters?

MacGuyver could do it!
#23
ADHadh
Apr 09, 2013 1:10:35
Seinors do bingo like collage students watch football.

And you really have no idea what drugs either one is on.

I'm willing to guess the bingo enthusiasts are on a lot of drugs all the time. Mostly heart and/or achy joints medication
#24
zombie_babies
Apr 09, 2013 8:29:21 Two guys walk into a bar ...

Show
the third one ducks.
#25
CorranHornIsAwesome
Apr 09, 2013 15:23:34
Dude, how do you expect me to steal a car with a pair of wirecutters?

MacGuyver could do it!

Here that faint popping sound, like someone smashing a baby chick with a sledgehammer?

That was my self-esteem.
#26
Klirshon
Apr 10, 2013 6:40:14 Perhaps it is good that your self-esteem was put down.
#27
Robin_Hoodlum
Apr 12, 2013 10:28:45
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

#28
Robin_Hoodlum
Apr 12, 2013 10:29:58

A leprechaun walks into a bar. He's got a steering wheel down the front of his pants. Noticing this right away, the bartender asks him if he knows he's got a steering wheel in his pants. The leprechaun says

Show
Aye! It's drivin' me nuts!
#29
Robin_Hoodlum
Apr 12, 2013 10:41:55 A guy walks into the bar and sits down. He turns to the guy next to him and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy says "You're not Jesus Christ!" and Jesus says "Sure I am. I know that when you were little you had your eye put out." Jesus touches the man and suddenly the man leaps up and says"I can see! I can see!" and runs outta the bar.
Jesus sits down next to the next guy and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy replies "You're not Jesus Christ." Jesus says "Sure I am. I know that when you were little you had polio." Jesus touches the man and suddenly the man leaps up, does a little dance, and says "I can walk! I can walk!" and runs outta the bar.
Jesus sits down next to the next guy and says "I'm Jesus Christ."
The guy jumps back and says "Keep your hands off me buddy! I'm on workmans comp!"
#30
draco1119
Apr 12, 2013 10:57:24 Jesus walks into a hotel. Slaps three nails into the counter & says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
#31
CorranHornIsAwesome
Apr 12, 2013 16:31:32
A guy walks into the bar and sits down. He turns to the guy next to him and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy says "You're not Jesus Christ!" and Jesus says "Sure I am. I know that when you were little you had your eye put out." Jesus touches the man and suddenly the man leaps up and says"I can see! I can see!" and runs outta the bar.
Jesus sits down next to the next guy and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy replies "You're not Jesus Christ." Jesus says "Sure I am. I know that when you were little you had polio." Jesus touches the man and suddenly the man leaps up, does a little dance, and says "I can walk! I can walk!" and runs outta the bar.
Jesus sits down next to the next guy and says "I'm Jesus Christ."
The guy jumps back and says "Keep your hands off me buddy! I'm on workmans comp!"

Nice one.
#32
Pontiac
Apr 12, 2013 16:34:41
A guy walks into the bar and sits down. He turns to the guy next to him and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy says "You're not Jesus Christ!" and Jesus says "Sure I am. I know that when you were little you had your eye put out." Jesus touches the man and suddenly the man leaps up and says"I can see! I can see!" and runs outta the bar.
Jesus sits down next to the next guy and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy replies "You're not Jesus Christ." Jesus says "Sure I am. I know that when you were little you had polio." Jesus touches the man and suddenly the man leaps up, does a little dance, and says "I can walk! I can walk!" and runs outta the bar.
Jesus sits down next to the next guy and says "I'm Jesus Christ."
The guy jumps back and says "Keep your hands off me buddy! I'm on workmans comp!"

nice
#33
Mad_Jack
Apr 12, 2013 19:30:30
Jesus is hanging on the cross, surrounded by all the soldiers and crowds, and calls out, "Peter! Peter!"... Peter is scared to go to him, and stays hidden from the crowd and the soldiers.
Again, Jesus call his name, "Peter! Peter! Where are you?" And again Peter is afraid, and stays hidden.
A third time Jesus calls out to Peter and finally, Peter comes to him.
Jesus cries out, "Peter!"
Peter says, "I'm here my Lord, what is it?"
And Jesus replies,"Peter! I can see your house from here!"

Do you know how a priest makes Holy Water? You put a big pot of water on the stove, add a little salt, say a little prayer, and then boil the Hell out of it...
(My parish priest told me that one...)

#34
CorranHornIsAwesome
Apr 12, 2013 20:49:09

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Do you know how a priest makes Holy Water? You put a big pot of water on the stove, add a little salt, say a little prayer, and then boil the Hell out of it...
(My parish priest told me that one...)

#35
Pontiac
Apr 12, 2013 20:58:37 3 mice go to a hotel, the only room available is the bathroom. 1st mouse sleeps in the sink, 2nd sleeps in the bathtub and the 3rd one takes the toilet.

the following morning.

Mouse 1: "I had a great sleep last night"

Mouse 2: "I too had a great sleep last night"

Mouse 3: "I had a horrible sleep last night"

Mouse 1: "What happened?"

Mouse 3: "First it started to rain like it was the tropics I mean it was very warm, then the water level started to rise and I was starting to drown"

Mouse 2: "Oh my, how did you survive?"

Mouse 3: "A big log came down and saved me"
#36
Robin_Hoodlum
Apr 13, 2013 7:26:30
3 mice go to a hotel, the only room available is the bathroom. 1st mouse sleeps in the sink, 2nd sleeps in the bathtub and the 3rd one takes the toilet.

the following morning.

Mouse 1: "I had a great sleep last night"

Mouse 2: "I too had a great sleep last night"

Mouse 3: "I had a horrible sleep last night"

Mouse 1: "What happened?"

Mouse 3: "First it started to rain like it was the tropics I mean it was very warm, then the water level started to rise and I was starting to drown"

Mouse 2: "Oh my, how did you survive?"

Mouse 3: "A big log came down and saved me"

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 Pontiac Apr 07, 2013 13:20:18	www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/05/donald...
#2 draco1119 Apr 07, 2013 13:30:00	Ageist!
#3 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 07, 2013 15:20:28	And this is why pepper srapy is illegal here. What's a srapy? Is that like a sap byproduct or something?
#4 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 07, 2013 15:28:17	And this is why pepper srapy is illegal here. What's a srapy? Is that like a sap byproduct or something? Grammar nazi! Grammar liberal!
#5 Pontiac Apr 07, 2013 21:31:21	Oh burn someone just got taken to grammer school yo!
#6 draco1119 Apr 07, 2013 21:43:51	^*grammar^
#7 Pontiac Apr 07, 2013 22:04:36	you caught it
#8 draco1119 Apr 07, 2013 22:40:14	Yes I did. I'm fairly sure that Kelsey doesn't run a school.
#9 zombie_babies Apr 08, 2013 8:28:41	I thought he ran one on drinkin' an' drivin'.
#10 mellored Apr 08, 2013 8:43:30	Seinors do bingo like collage students watch football. And you really have no idea what drugs either one is on.
#11 Pontiac Apr 08, 2013 19:16:17	I thought he ran one on drinkin' an' drivin'. I hear there's a serious crash course at that place.
#12 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 08, 2013 19:49:56	I thought he ran one on drinkin' an' drivin'. I hear there's a serious crash course at that place.
#13 Pontiac Apr 08, 2013 20:05:47	thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night.
#14 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 08, 2013 20:28:18	thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night. Funny, I've got a doctor's apppontment scheduled...
#15 Pontiac Apr 08, 2013 20:50:28	LIAR!
#16 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 08, 2013 20:52:15	LIAR! /leaves the door open in his haste to leave. You hear the sound of wirecutters and a bicycle speeding off.
#17 draco1119 Apr 08, 2013 20:56:09	Bolt cutters would be more more effective...
#18 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 08, 2013 20:58:50	I get paid in booze, homeski. Not $.
#19 Pontiac Apr 08, 2013 20:59:09	stealing a car would get you away faster plus you could lock the doors and blare the radio so you can't hear anymore corny jokes.....onthat note two guys walk into a bar ouch! cue drums
#20 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 08, 2013 21:00:46	Dude, how do you expect me to steal a car with a pair of wirecutters?
#21 draco1119 Apr 08, 2013 21:01:34	A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
#22 Pontiac Apr 08, 2013 21:33:01	Dude, how do you expect me to steal a car with a pair of wirecutters? MacGuyver could do it!
#23 ADHadh Apr 09, 2013 1:10:35	Seinors do bingo like collage students watch football. And you really have no idea what drugs either one is on. I'm willing to guess the bingo enthusiasts are on a lot of drugs all the time. Mostly heart and/or achy joints medication
#24 zombie_babies Apr 09, 2013 8:29:21	Two guys walk into a bar ... Show the third one ducks.
#25 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 09, 2013 15:23:34	Dude, how do you expect me to steal a car with a pair of wirecutters? MacGuyver could do it! Here that faint popping sound, like someone smashing a baby chick with a sledgehammer? That was my self-esteem.
#26 Klirshon Apr 10, 2013 6:40:14	Perhaps it is good that your self-esteem was put down.
#27 Robin_Hoodlum Apr 12, 2013 10:28:45	A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
#28 Robin_Hoodlum Apr 12, 2013 10:29:58	A leprechaun walks into a bar. He's got a steering wheel down the front of his pants. Noticing this right away, the bartender asks him if he knows he's got a steering wheel in his pants. The leprechaun says Show Aye! It's drivin' me nuts!
#29 Robin_Hoodlum Apr 12, 2013 10:41:55	A guy walks into the bar and sits down. He turns to the guy next to him and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy says "You're not Jesus Christ!" and Jesus says "Sure I am. I know that when you were little you had your eye put out." Jesus touches the man and suddenly the man leaps up and says"I can see! I can see!" and runs outta the bar. Jesus sits down next to the next guy and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy replies "You're not Jesus Christ." Jesus says "Sure I am. I know that when you were little you had polio." Jesus touches the man and suddenly the man leaps up, does a little dance, and says "I can walk! I can walk!" and runs outta the bar. Jesus sits down next to the next guy and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy jumps back and says "Keep your hands off me buddy! I'm on workmans comp!"
#30 draco1119 Apr 12, 2013 10:57:24	Jesus walks into a hotel. Slaps three nails into the counter & says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
#31 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 12, 2013 16:31:32	A guy walks into the bar and sits down. He turns to the guy next to him and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy says "You're not Jesus Christ!" and Jesus says "Sure I am. I know that when you were little you had your eye put out." Jesus touches the man and suddenly the man leaps up and says"I can see! I can see!" and runs outta the bar. Jesus sits down next to the next guy and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy replies "You're not Jesus Christ." Jesus says "Sure I am. I know that when you were little you had polio." Jesus touches the man and suddenly the man leaps up, does a little dance, and says "I can walk! I can walk!" and runs outta the bar. Jesus sits down next to the next guy and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy jumps back and says "Keep your hands off me buddy! I'm on workmans comp!" Nice one.
#32 Pontiac Apr 12, 2013 16:34:41	A guy walks into the bar and sits down. He turns to the guy next to him and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy says "You're not Jesus Christ!" and Jesus says "Sure I am. I know that when you were little you had your eye put out." Jesus touches the man and suddenly the man leaps up and says"I can see! I can see!" and runs outta the bar. Jesus sits down next to the next guy and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy replies "You're not Jesus Christ." Jesus says "Sure I am. I know that when you were little you had polio." Jesus touches the man and suddenly the man leaps up, does a little dance, and says "I can walk! I can walk!" and runs outta the bar. Jesus sits down next to the next guy and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The guy jumps back and says "Keep your hands off me buddy! I'm on workmans comp!" nice
#33 Mad_Jack Apr 12, 2013 19:30:30	Jesus is hanging on the cross, surrounded by all the soldiers and crowds, and calls out, "Peter! Peter!"... Peter is scared to go to him, and stays hidden from the crowd and the soldiers. Again, Jesus call his name, "Peter! Peter! Where are you?" And again Peter is afraid, and stays hidden. A third time Jesus calls out to Peter and finally, Peter comes to him. Jesus cries out, "Peter!" Peter says, "I'm here my Lord, what is it?" And Jesus replies,"Peter! I can see your house from here!" Do you know how a priest makes Holy Water? You put a big pot of water on the stove, add a little salt, say a little prayer, and then boil the Hell out of it... (My parish priest told me that one...)
#34 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 12, 2013 20:49:09	..."window.parent.tinyMCE.get('post_content').onLoad.dispatch();" contenteditable="true" /> Do you know how a priest makes Holy Water? You put a big pot of water on the stove, add a little salt, say a little prayer, and then boil the Hell out of it... (My parish priest told me that one...)
#35 Pontiac Apr 12, 2013 20:58:37	3 mice go to a hotel, the only room available is the bathroom. 1st mouse sleeps in the sink, 2nd sleeps in the bathtub and the 3rd one takes the toilet. the following morning. Mouse 1: "I had a great sleep last night" Mouse 2: "I too had a great sleep last night" Mouse 3: "I had a horrible sleep last night" Mouse 1: "What happened?" Mouse 3: "First it started to rain like it was the tropics I mean it was very warm, then the water level started to rise and I was starting to drown" Mouse 2: "Oh my, how did you survive?" Mouse 3: "A big log came down and saved me"
#36 Robin_Hoodlum Apr 13, 2013 7:26:30	3 mice go to a hotel, the only room available is the bathroom. 1st mouse sleeps in the sink, 2nd sleeps in the bathtub and the 3rd one takes the toilet. the following morning. Mouse 1: "I had a great sleep last night" Mouse 2: "I too had a great sleep last night" Mouse 3: "I had a horrible sleep last night" Mouse 1: "What happened?" Mouse 3: "First it started to rain like it was the tropics I mean it was very warm, then the water level started to rise and I was starting to drown" Mouse 2: "Oh my, how did you survive?" Mouse 3: "A big log came down and saved me"