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#1 pigknight Mar 09, 2009 0:55:04	Ok, in real life what has become so "srs" that it's like Yu-gi-oh in the Anime.
#2 Novacat Mar 09, 2009 2:10:25	Ok, in real life what has become so "srs" that it's like Yu-gi-oh in the Anime. I'm not certain what to make of this "question" (note the lack of question-mark).
#3 lofgren Mar 09, 2009 2:47:37	I'm not certain what to make of this "question" (note the lack of question-mark). I believe he is referring to the characters in the animated television show Yu-Gi-Oh, who apparently live and die based on the outcome of a card game. He's wondering what the real life equivalent is. I dunno. War, maybe?
#4 Lord_Ventnor Mar 09, 2009 3:04:58	Pick a sport. Any sport. Yes, even golf. (not really)
#5 ADHadh Mar 09, 2009 3:33:39	http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SeriousBusiness Check the "Real Life" part.
#6 awesome_dude Mar 09, 2009 4:37:48	http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SeriousBusiness Check the "Real Life" part. There have been extremely vicious battles on Internet forums over the differing versions/spinoffs/derivatives of Dungeons And Dragons, even going as far as legally actionable activity. LOL orly?
#7 Novacat Mar 09, 2009 8:20:08	Now that I understand the question: • Most major-league sports. • Actors.
#8 rake Mar 09, 2009 9:53:08	Ugh. Celebrity gossip. This bothers me so much. WHY does it matter who Jennifer Aniston is dating? WHYYY? I feel bad for saying this, but I automatically lose a lot of respect for people if I find out they read People or InTouch or whatever. I can barely imagine anything that is more of a waste of time than following celeb gossip. And it's such a big deal to so many (because it's such a big deal to the media, I guess). Just... ugh. :raincloud
#9 oxybe Mar 09, 2009 9:54:37	4E Concerns and Criticisms so much serious business they shut it down. i think they keep the carcass around for giggles.
#10 baneofelves Mar 09, 2009 14:37:16	4E Concerns and Criticisms so much serious business they shut it down. i think they keep the carcass around for giggles. I think that WoTC pokes it's corpse with a stick every now and then and giggles.
#11 brotherjgizmo Mar 09, 2009 14:43:48	Real life trading card gamers seem almost cartoonish in they way they almost revere those little pieces of paper.
#12 baneofelves Mar 09, 2009 14:49:54	I know. In middle school, I knew these kids that kept going on about "The Heart of The Cards" Or some crap like that. I just played the game, I never bothered to watch the movies/show. And they called me a munchkin because I swapped out some weaker cards for some uber-power ones, saying crap like "you need to have faith and loyalty to your cards!" And I would blow them away with Exodia (spelling?) and my dragons. Damn. Now I wish I didn't sell all those cards.
#13 oxybe Mar 09, 2009 15:10:24	I know. In middle school, I knew these kids that kept going on about "The Heart of The Cards" Or some crap like that. I just played the game, I never bothered to watch the movies/show. And they called me a munchkin because I swapped out some weaker cards for some uber-power ones, saying crap like "you need to have faith and loyalty to your cards!" And I would blow them away with Exodia (spelling?) and my dragons. Damn. Now I wish I didn't sell all those cards. ah the "Fanboy VS Guy who knows what he's doing" matches. always fun to watch, irregardless of the game being played.
#14 baneofelves Mar 09, 2009 15:13:51	Yeah. I told them the following: Guys. It's a competetive game. That means that you try to win at it. You do everything you can, short of breaking the rules. they never really learned that part.
#15 brotherjgizmo Mar 09, 2009 15:16:28	In my school I was more surprised by the whole underworld/mafia side of it. People stealing cards, tournaments, blah, blah.....I think I once stole a complete deck just for the fun of it as I find TCG a money pit.
#16 baneofelves Mar 09, 2009 15:21:45	I just played for fun: but I beat the crap out of anyone who tried to steal my cards. I spent good money on those cards, if they want it, they CAN BUY THEM FROM ME! (which a buddy of mine did) I never played in any games where the loser had to give up his best card, c'mon. It's a freakin game. It IS NOT SO SERIOUS.
#17 oxybe Mar 09, 2009 15:30:27	it was pretty much the same with M:tG back home in the day. people were using big decks full of cool cards and i was playing a VERY focused deck with it's own strategy as well as reading articles on the mechanics & design of the game. 7 times out of 10 i'd win. 1 of 10 losses were due to mana screw. 2 of 10 were due to actual play mistakes and my opponents using strategy better then mine. that's not saying their strategies were bad. we were pretty well matched in that department, but their decks usually lacked focus or were just a bunch of cards thrown in. unlike your friends, mine learned the value of 4x copies and tightening the focus of their decks.
#18 baneofelves Mar 09, 2009 15:35:40	Actually, I played against Tyler and Thomas, hoping they would get better. (they were not my friends. I just played out of morbid curiosity) they used the "themed" decks that specific characters in the shows used, which could not stand up to mine. I had like, five different decks depending on what style of play I wanted.
#19 lofgren Mar 09, 2009 15:42:25	You guys had a completely different experience than I did. I was completely unable to play Magic at my school because I basically didn't have the money. It was extremely serious business. If your deck had more than 40 cards, you sucked. If you took more than seven rounds to end the game, you sucked. If you used more than two creatures, you sucked. I was patching decks together from packs, but everybody I knew was buying their cards one by one from huge binders in the game shop.
#20 baneofelves Mar 09, 2009 15:48:14	Oh, to pay for those cards I had to do TONS of odd jobs for everyone. My parents didn't pay for it. It took me several years to get everything I had. Those guys sound obsesses with winning. I hate people like that. It's cool if you win, but to truly appreciate your wins, you have to lose as well.
#21 oxybe Mar 09, 2009 15:54:01	You guys had a completely different experience than I did. I was completely unable to play Magic at my school because I basically didn't have the money. It was extremely serious business. If your deck had more than 40 cards, you sucked. If you took more than seven rounds to end the game, you sucked. If you used more than two creatures, you sucked. I was patching decks together from packs, but everybody I knew was buying their cards one by one from huge binders in the game shop. you do know that standard tournament regulation deck size in magic is 60 cards, right? in some games, like drafts, they allow a 40 card minimum because your card pool is too small to make a decent deck. i don't know which MtG blocks you were playing in, but creature decks, like weenie white, goblins, elves, ect... were always pretty strong. we didn't have much tourneys in my area since the closest card shop was a 20 minute drive and twice that to the nearest Sanctioned Games (FNM, Provincials, ect...). we couldn't piece decks together like i could here in town, but we managed.
#22 crossroads_wanderer Mar 09, 2009 17:06:37	One of the reasons why I don't play M:tG anymore is because of the over-competitiveness. I would buy the premade decks and tweak them by a couple of cards, but everyone I knew was putting together these monstrous decks that had all kinds of tricky and frustrating cards to play against. It got to the point where I just didn't enjoy playing anymore because everyone took themself too seriously and there was no way I'd ever win.
#23 oxybe Mar 09, 2009 17:14:55	see that's why the M:tG scene at my FLGS is pretty cool. i don't play anymore (my MtG funds are going towards RPG books ATM) but when i do stop by they generally play a very casual game of multiplayer. there is competitive magic at the other LGS (they have the DCI license for FTM or whatever) but that "keeping up with the jones" mentality drove me away. i'll be back one day though, when i dredge up my phytohydra or chronozoa decks.
#24 pigknight Mar 09, 2009 17:38:29	When I played Yugioh I dominated everyone and I only got booster packs. Yes I laughed at the kid that spent $500 on his cards.
#25 dirtyfrank Mar 09, 2009 17:51:43	I use to play M:tG. I always beat everybody with no effort. I had to make my decks crappy in order to get people to play me. My favorite deck is my blue deck that is over 100 cards. I think it is between 150 to 200 cards. It is designed to stall until I can get a lot of land out and a Mirrari (sp?). I would then play a card that would allow for me to take an extra turn and then copy it a time or two. I'd then go and do the same thing at the end of my last turn. I would keep doing that and would slowly chew them away. I once took aver 20 turns in a row. I had to kill the other person because they were getting to bored.
#26 pigknight Mar 09, 2009 17:58:45	Once I had Beacon of Tomorrows as my only card left in my deck.
#27 dirtyfrank Mar 09, 2009 22:41:47	Once I had Beacon of Tomorrows as my only card left in my deck. I would continuesly take turns I wouldn't deck myself because I could keep reshuffling my graveyard into my library. I also had the ability to have my hand over that max limit, I could rearrange my the top X cards of my library at will, reshuffle my deck at will, pick specific cards out of my deck when needed, and return permanents to their owners hands. With an ever ending amount of turns I am able to capsize every permanent an opponent has back to their hand. I'll then go and remove their library from the game then slowly ping them to death with a Tim.
#28 Dark_Stryke Mar 09, 2009 22:58:12	My friends and I would always parody the Yu-Gi-Oh players when we played Magic. Morph cards were especially good for that. "And now, I place one creature face down in defense mode... AND END MY TURN!" Saying the last part really loud, while standing up with a hand on the card, wide eyes, and a serious expression. At least until we burst out laughing.
#29 baneofelves Mar 09, 2009 23:01:18	that's what all the people I played (with a few exceptions) were like. I thought they were a bunch of freaks.
#30 pigknight Mar 09, 2009 23:04:47	I used "the heart of the hooves" when playing Yugioh. I won more often. Suck it Yugi.
#31 baneofelves Mar 09, 2009 23:07:17	I used "The brain of kickass broken combos" which is just as good as the heart of the hoof.
#32 pigknight Mar 09, 2009 23:08:39	I also used a deck with flip effects/trap cards and fusion monsters.
#33 baneofelves Mar 09, 2009 23:10:40	I used a simple strategy: overwhelm with superior firepower and use traps and spells to nerf the enemy. Simple, direct, effective. That's just my style. Complex plans ALWAYS go wrong. Simple ones tend to work more often.
#34 pigknight Mar 09, 2009 23:14:09	I had 10~12 different combos in that deck. If you're going to use a complex strategy, don't rely on one and make sure you use cards for at least 7 and each can stand on their own.
#35 baneofelves Mar 09, 2009 23:17:49	Yeah. But I just tend to prefer simpler plans anyways. I hate it when a beautifully crafted plan goes wrong. (I still will upon occasion create a intricate plan)
#36 pigknight Mar 09, 2009 23:22:11	At most my plans use 5 cards such as: Dark Hex Sealed Fusion (used for all my fusions) Buster Blader (used for anti-dragon/pure attack) Dark Paladin (fusion monster, and used for spell canceling and attack.) Night Assailant x2 (insta-killing) Individually all these cards are useful, but together I shut down my opponent's spells permenantly.
#37 rake Mar 10, 2009 15:41:14	You guys are a bunch of nerds. :P
#38 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 15:44:25	We're all nerds here. In fact, WE pick on the cool kids here! GET OUTTA HERE YOU FREAKING COOL PERSON! ONLY NERDS ARE ALLOWED IN THE OTT!
#39 oxybe Mar 10, 2009 16:23:49	seeing as he's posting on a D&D board, he's just being mean to hide his insecurities. furthermore... *psychobabble BS**psychobabble BS**MORE psychobabble BS**something about kittens**psychobabble BS*
#40 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 16:30:10	I pick on nerds for breakfast.
#41 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 16:32:32	But...you're a nerd. Don't argue with me. If you play D&D, you ARE a nerd. You're a tratior to your own kind!
#42 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 16:38:29	I pick on nerds because I'm a nerd. If I wasn't a nerd then I'd avoid nerds and thus have no reason to pick on them. Nerds and Geeks suck....things.
#43 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 16:41:44	I thought it was the jocks and "popular people" (AKA *******S) that picked on nerds.
#44 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 16:55:37	I thought it was the jocks and "popular people" (AKA *******S) that picked on nerds. Not really. It's the Jocks that are too weak to pick on other jocks and "not so popular people" that are trying to be "popular people" that tend to pick on nerds.
#45 toastedamphibian Mar 10, 2009 17:34:52	Soo... are you a weak jock, or a popular person poser?
#46 dirtyfrank Mar 10, 2009 17:38:35	Soo... are you a weak jock, or a popular person poser? Possibly.
#47 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 10, 2009 19:59:02	Any sports. A kid in my city got shot dead in the last week over a HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL GAME. WTF?! Serious bussiness indeed. On a different note, as a proffessional chef, certain things are Serious Business for us. SALT - How much is the right amount. I've known people to fail their certification test because ONE of the three judges felt ONE of the 11 items had to much or to little salt. Especially fun is when two judges conflict on this. One says to much salt, the other to little. And you still fail... MORONS! Corn Starch vs Roux - Roux, for those who don't know, is equal parts by weight flour and butter, cooked together. Like corn starch it's used to thicken sauces and soups. Some people like to use Corn Starch, and consider making Roux to be a waste of time, done by people who have a stick up thier posterier. Others like to use Roux, and consider corn startch to have bad flavor, a lazy option, and classless. I've seen a fist fight break out over this. I've seen people Fired over this. I've seen a 65 year old man threaten a General Manager of a 4 million dollar a year bussiness with a chef's knife because the Executive Chef refused to let him buy Corn Starch. He got his way. Cooking is SERIOUS BUSINESS. People have broken into places for recipies. Filled lawsuits over them. Killed for them. And that's just in the last month...
#48 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 20:04:48	mommy, cooks scare me....
#49 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 10, 2009 20:15:58	mommy, cooks scare me.... Tell you what, don't mess with a guy who has two knives just for separating limbs at the joints... :P It's not like it was in the old days anymore though. You can't get away with throwing pans or hitting people with a ladle for being morons. Now that's called 'creating a hostile work environment' or 'assault'... Pssh...
#50 baneofelves Mar 10, 2009 20:17:10	psst! you can't hear me! I'm hiding! You can't see me either!
#51 Reg06 Mar 10, 2009 22:51:00	Corn Starch vs Roux - Roux, for those who don't know, is equal parts by weight flour and butter, cooked together. Like corn starch it's used to thicken sauces and soups. Some people like to use Corn Starch, and consider making Roux to be a waste of time, done by people who have a stick up thier posterier. Others like to use Roux, and consider corn startch to have bad flavor, a lazy option, and classless. I've seen a fist fight break out over this. I've seen people Fired over this. I've seen a 65 year old man threaten a General Manager of a 4 million dollar a year bussiness with a chef's knife because the Executive Chef refused to let him buy Corn Starch. He got his way. And boy howdy. Corn starch makes my blood boil. You can just by looking at a sauce/soup/anything if it was thickened with corn starch. It looks like runny jello. I'll second TiwazTyrsfist said. This industry claims amongst its founders a chef who killed himself because his fish shipment was late. Of course, the fact that cooks are, generally, drunk, drugged up, vagrants too crass to get any other job who get paid to wield giant knives and play with fire doesn't help (or at least it used to be that way, before kitchens had to play nice).
#52 rake Mar 11, 2009 8:24:59	seeing as he's posting on a D&D board, he's just being mean to hide his insecurities. Pssh. Whatever, dude. Only a nerd would say that.
#53 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 13:26:44	Pssh. Whatever, dude. Only a nerd would say that. AT least I wouldn't kill myself over a Smurf Comic vs Smurf Show thread. :P
#54 lofgren Mar 11, 2009 13:36:10	AT least I wouldn't kill myself over a Smurf Comic vs Smurf Show thread. :P That just shows your lack of commitment to the truly important things in life.
#55 rake Mar 11, 2009 13:45:36	What he said.
#56 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 13:47:31	I would just pretend it never existed. So I could live in ignorant bliss. HEY! If you DO kill yourself over that, I'm gonna cast animate dead on you and beat the hell out of you! I don't wanna lose my bet!
#57 awesome_dude Mar 11, 2009 13:49:54	Also this thread, apparently.
#58 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 13:52:31	what is this thread even about, anyways? I kinda forgot.
#59 rake Mar 11, 2009 14:22:44	what is this thread even about, anyways? I kinda forgot. Something about Yu-Gi-Oh.
#60 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 14:28:20	Oh, yeah, that. Why did I even play that game?
#61 rake Mar 11, 2009 14:29:24	Oh, yeah, that. Why did I even play that game? It's okay. I played the X-Files CCG. That was pretty lame.
#62 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 14:38:01	HAH! LOSER! :P
#63 rake Mar 11, 2009 14:40:30
#64 crossroads_wanderer Mar 11, 2009 14:42:47	I haven't tried it, but I would imagine that one of the lamest card games ever invented was NeoPets.
#65 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 14:53:44	DAMMIT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO REMIND ME THAT IT EXISTED! NOW I'M GONNA GO ON A YUBER DEATH RAMPAGE TO FORGET IT! (and to get tight in the pants :D)
#66 rake Mar 11, 2009 14:57:18	DAMMIT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO REMIND ME THAT IT EXISTED! NOW I'M GONNA GO ON A YUBER DEATH RAMPAGE TO FORGET IT! (and to get tight in the pants :D) lol... damn it, bane. Out! Out! *hits head with palm repeatedly*
#67 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 15:13:55	What? I'm Yuber from the Suikoden games. He is obsessed with killing and blood the way I'm obsessed with women, so he must get tight in the pants at the thought of killing god and millions of people. I'm just being in character. (Am I really this funny? Midnitepoison thinks so too)
#68 rake Mar 11, 2009 15:15:03	(Am I really this funny? Midnitepoison thinks so too) No.
#69 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 15:16:56	that's what I thought too. Maybe she's slightly intoxicated all the time, which is why she laughs at my crap. (course, I can't post my FUNNY jokes here, since they'd be censored anyways. She gets the raunchy stuff.)
#70 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 20:00:51	/facepalm
#71 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 20:03:48	what? what did I say?
#72 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 20:05:10	Anyway... Some grammar nazis complain when people don't use caps. Like midnite. Seriously are you typing with one hand or something? Where's the other hand?
#73 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 20:06:10	.....:D You sure you wanna know? psst. It's down low.
#74 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 20:06:55	I saw that coming.
#75 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 20:08:29	Damn. I'm getting predictable.
#76 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 22:49:33	You've always been predictable.
#77 baneofelves Mar 11, 2009 23:16:17	I mean even more than usual.
#78 boj0 Mar 11, 2009 23:44:45	I knew you were going to say that :P
#79 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 23:46:03	MySpace is srs bznz to some. Joining MySpace is the only time I ever fell to peer pressure.
#80 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 23:47:47	MySpace is srs bznz to some. Joining MySpace is the only time I ever fell to peer pressure. You actually joined? Is bane already one of your friends?
#81 pigknight Mar 11, 2009 23:48:41	1st. Other than that creepy Tom guy.
#82 dirtyfrank Mar 11, 2009 23:52:30	1st. Other than that creepy Tom guy. Tom isn't as creepy as everyone else on Myspace.
#83 crossroads_wanderer Mar 12, 2009 0:25:52	I joined MySpace and Facebook simply to stay in contact with friends. I go to college in a different state from my home state and a lot of my friends were overachievers who went to awesome out of state colleges, so I needed some way to keep in contact.
#84 dirtyfrank Mar 12, 2009 0:27:29	I have a friend who just moved to the bay area so I use email and instant messenger to keep in contact with him. He still plays D&D with me....on video using instant messenger.
#85 pigknight Mar 12, 2009 0:32:10	I'm probably going to start a glog (geek blog) on MySpace.
#86 baneofelves Mar 12, 2009 1:58:04	Tom isn't as creepy as everyone else on Myspace. No. that guy is super creepy. I deleted him from my friend list, but I still occasionally get his updates....it's horrifying. But myspace is a good way to network and find groups and stuff. I indirectly found my current D&D group because of myspace, and they're all cool.
#87 ADHadh Mar 12, 2009 9:00:39	You know what's Serious Business? Twilight. It has died down a little by now, but it was the center of deviantART for quite a time.
#88 zombie_babies Mar 12, 2009 9:10:19	Isn't Myspace like the lame-o social networking site now? Didn't all the cool kids move onto Face Book and Twitter? I swear I saw a pamphlet about it or something ...
#89 dirtyfrank Mar 12, 2009 13:13:39	The cool kids don't do any of that stuff.
#90 zombie_babies Mar 12, 2009 13:28:05	Yep, we sure don't. :D
#91 crossroads_wanderer Mar 12, 2009 22:51:01	Isn't Myspace like the lame-o social networking site now? Didn't all the cool kids move onto Face Book and Twitter? I swear I saw a pamphlet about it or something ... Uggh. Twitter is not cool. The entire point of it is to bug everyone you know with lame updates about your boring life every ten minutes. I can't think of a worse idea, or an easier way to drive your friends to suicide.
#92 baneofelves Mar 12, 2009 22:57:40	Isn't Myspace like the lame-o social networking site now? Didn't all the cool kids move onto Face Book and Twitter? I swear I saw a pamphlet about it or something ... Why should we care about what the "cool kids" do? If we did. we wouldn't be playing D&D. Twitter is the most retarded idea ever.
#93 pigknight Mar 12, 2009 23:05:26	I think Midnitepoison's gender is srsbznz in OTT. I've seen her MySpace and there's pics of her in her photo albums... ...that sounded less creeepy in my head...
#94 baneofelves Mar 12, 2009 23:39:49	I think Midnitepoison's gender is srsbznz in OTT. I've seen her MySpace and there's pics of her in her photo albums... ...that sounded less creeepy in my head... Well, I've confirmed her as a her. So the subject can die now.
#95 pigknight Mar 12, 2009 23:40:35	New subject: Twilight vs. The Eragon Movie WHICH IS WORSE?
#96 crossroads_wanderer Mar 12, 2009 23:43:00	New subject: Twilight vs. The Eragon Movie WHICH IS WORSE? Honestly, I'd have to say Eragon was worse. It barely held my attention and the story was very choppy and hard to follow. Furthermore, even the descriptions I've been hearing of the books make it a total rip off of Star Wars. Twilight is at least good for a laugh, Eragon was just boring.
#97 baneofelves Mar 12, 2009 23:45:22	Eragon is a ripoff of star wars, stuck in a fantasy world.
#98 toastedamphibian Mar 12, 2009 23:47:52	Starwars is a ripoff of every coming of age story in history. Stuck in a sci-fi setting.
#99 crossroads_wanderer Mar 12, 2009 23:48:40	Starwars is a ripoff of every coming of age story in history. Stuck in a sci-fi setting. But Star Wars did it in an entertaining way. Eragon was not entertaining.
#100 baneofelves Mar 12, 2009 23:51:38	But Star Wars did it in an entertaining way. Eragon was not entertaining. I hate to agree with the elf lover, but I must. Eragon sucks. I haven't seen Twilight, but I can at least laugh at stupid teenage girl* ideas of vampires. (the dumb teen girls) I laugh at stupid stuff all the time. Twilight will likely be one of those things.
#101 crossroads_wanderer Mar 12, 2009 23:54:06	I hate to agree with the elf lover, but I must. Eragon sucks. I haven't seen Twilight, but I can at least laugh at stupid teenage girl* ideas of vampires. (the dumb teen girls) I laugh at stupid stuff all the time. Twilight will likely be one of those things. What's so wrong about agreeing with me? :P You said yourself earlier on that you were doubting your utter hatred for elves (it will never be forgotten :evillaugh) so it's possible that we think somewhat alike. Maybe I'm brainwashing you!
#102 toastedamphibian Mar 12, 2009 23:55:55	Awe dont brain wash him! I'm working on driving him nuts. Dont overwrite!
#103 crossroads_wanderer Mar 12, 2009 23:56:34	We're gonna have to fight over him now. :evillaugh
#104 toastedamphibian Mar 12, 2009 23:57:35	Awww... but I havnt even gotten any good qoutes from him yet!
#105 crossroads_wanderer Mar 12, 2009 23:58:46	Well...maybe we can drive him crazy and then when his brain is putty, I will bend him to my will. :D
#106 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 0:01:51	Well...maybe we can drive him crazy and then when his brain is putty, I will bend him to my will. :D Won't work. I'm already crazy.
#107 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 0:03:34	Then why aren't you giving TA some good quotes?
#108 toastedamphibian Mar 13, 2009 0:06:16	Yah I know. Yawgmoth topped anything you ever said, and I wasn't even really trying with him. I guess Yawgmoth is just more funny than you. Mabey I'll just go see what Yawgmoth is up to now adays.....
#109 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 0:16:13	No, I mean I'm crazy IRL. It's not my fault that the stupid little eye eating bastard isn't clever enough to heavily edit my posts to humiliate me forever (to the point that I run away from the OTT, crying) HE JUST NEEDS TO TRY HARDER!
#110 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 0:18:26	HE JUST NEEDS TO TRY RAM HARDER!
#111 pigknight Mar 13, 2009 0:18:53	Saw that coming.
#112 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 0:20:45	Everything becomes perverted if given the time in the OTT. :P
#113 pigknight Mar 13, 2009 0:21:29	We made the CoC a smexy girl.
#114 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 0:21:55	Seee, TA? It's not that hard to alter the nature of my posts. A simple word change can do so much. I expect this one to be mutilated as well. In fact, I will be saddened if it is not.
#115 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 0:30:29	Seee, TA? It's not that hard to alter the nature of my pants. A simple change can do so much. That's the best I've got. I'm still to innocent to have mastered the art of perverting a post. :D
#116 pigknight Mar 13, 2009 0:32:54	That's the best I've got. I'm still to innocent to have mastered the art of perverting a post. :D To easy to perv-ify.
#117 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 0:37:35	That's the best I've got. I'm still to innocent to have mastered the art of perverting a post. :D NICE!
#118 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 0:39:20	NICE! Does that mean that I did a good one, or that it's so laughably bad?
#119 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 0:41:56	Does that mean that I did a good one, or that I did it's so laughably bad? Innocent my ass.
#120 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 0:44:21	Innocent my ass. You could have done better than that. I'm dissapointed in you df. You're losing your dirty touch. :P
#121 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 0:44:31	Does that mean that I did a good one, or that it's so laughably bad? good one. I thought it was funny.
#122 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 0:46:16	good one. I thought it was funny. I'm getting better at being perverted. :evillaugh Then again, I think I did a pretty good job with that story I wrote. :D
#123 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 0:46:22	You could have done better than that. I'm disappointing in you df. You're losing your dirty touch. It's not my fault you tire me out so easily. If you want me to do one hell of a job then you should let me rest a bit before we go at it.
#124 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 0:48:01	I'm getting better at being perverted. :evillaugh Then again, I think I did a pretty good job with that story I wrote. :D My plan is succeeding.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
#125 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 0:48:22	It's not my fault you tire me out so easily. If you want me to do one hell of a job then you should let me rest a bit before we go at it. You just don't satisfy me anymore. I've found someone else! I'm leaving! :D
#126 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 0:49:54	My plan is succeeding.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Do you really think you're the one who perverted me? Pfft. You're the same age as the girls that I perverted in my junior year of high school. No not THAT WAY.
#127 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 0:50:01	You just don't satisfy me anymore. I've found someone else! I'm leaving! :D FINE! I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAYS! *Grabs some of C_W's things and tosses them out the second story apartment window*
#128 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 0:50:54	Do you really think you're the one who perverted me? Pfft. You're the same age as the girls that I perverted in my junior year of high school. So you're that kind of girl. That's cool. This is something that I didn't see coming.
#129 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 0:52:27	FINE! I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAYS! *Grabs some of C_W's things and tosses them out the second story apartment window* FINE! YOU WERE ALWAYS SO NEEDY! I've lost count of the number of times you came crying to me when you had a bad day! WHAT ABOUT MY BAD DAYS? I'M LEAVING WITH EDUARDO THE SPANISH MANSERVANT!
#130 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 0:53:11	So you're that kind of girl. That's cool. This is something that I didn't see coming. I won't let you watch.
#131 pigknight Mar 13, 2009 0:53:37	I'm Mexican, that's Spanish-like.
#132 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 0:54:21	FINE! YOU WERE ALWAYS SO NEEDY! I've lost count of the number of times you came crying to me when you had a bad day! WHAT ABOUT MY BAD DAYS? I'M LEAVING WITH EDUARDO THE SPANISH MANSERVANT! EDUARDO?!?! EDUARDO?!?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ING JOSE THE POOL BOY?!?! YOU DIRTY !
#133 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 0:55:22	Do you really think you're the one who perverted me? Pfft. You're the same age as the girls that I perverted in my junior year of high school. No not THAT WAY. Yeah right. It WAS that way. Psst! I'd like a vid of it! :D
#134 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 0:56:28	EDUARDO?!?! EDUARDO?!?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ING JOSE THE POOL BOY?!?! YOU DIRTY ! OH, RIGHT, LIKE YOU WEREN'T GETTING "FAVORS" FROM YOUR SECRETARY, LISA! OR HOW ABOUT THAT TRAMP YOU BROUGHT HOME FROM THE BAR WHILE I WAS OUT OF TOWN! THE NEIGHBORS SAW IT ALL!
#135 pigknight Mar 13, 2009 0:57:41	You guys should make a C_W/DF break up thread.
#136 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 0:57:45	Yeah right. It WAS that way. Psst! I'd like a vid of it! :D There is no video. Just lots of dirty jokes and "scientific facts". :D
#137 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 0:59:30	OH, RIGHT, LIKE YOU WEREN'T GETTING "FAVORS" FROM YOUR SECRETARY, LISA! OR HOW ABOUT THAT TRAMP YOU BROUGHT HOME FROM THE BAR WHILE I WAS OUT OF TOWN! THE NEIGHBORS SAW IT ALL! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THE GIRL FROM THE BAR! I....I...couldn't get it up. LISA IS A DIFFERENT STORY. SHE'S MY SECRETARY! WHAT SHE DOES IS JUST PART OF HER JOB DESCRIPTION! YOU KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN I TOLD YOU I'D BE GETTING A SECRETARY SOON! YOU KNEW DAMN WELL WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!
#138 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 1:00:06	I so sad now.
#139 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 1:01:13	I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THE GIRL FROM THE BAR! I....I...couldn't get it up. LISA IS A DIFFERENT STORY. SHE'S MY SECRETARY! WHAT SHE DOES IS JUST PART OF HER JOB DESCRIPTION! YOU KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN I TOLD YOU I'D BE GETTING A SECRETARY SOON! YOU KNEW DAMN WELL WHAT WOULD HAPPEN! IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU BROKE MY HEART! *sob* I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU HAD TO FOOL AROUND!
#140 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 1:13:47	IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU BROKE MY HEART! *sob* I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU HAD TO FOOL AROUND! I'm sorry for what I did. It was wrong. I...I was just a bit stressed out and you were always too busy to be there for me. I didn't know what to do. I though that sleeping with Lisa would make me feel better but it didn't. I'm sorry. Can you forgive me.
#141 rake Mar 13, 2009 8:14:39	I'm sorry for what I did. It was wrong. I...I was just a bit stressed out and you were always too busy to be there for me. I didn't know what to do. I though that sleeping with Lisa would make me feel better but it didn't. I'm sorry. Can you forgive me. A challenger appears! I saw her first, frank.
#142 zombie_babies Mar 13, 2009 8:21:43	I just wish mommy and daddy would stop fighting in front of me. It makes me sad. In the pants.
#143 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 9:24:11	A challenger appears! I saw her first, frank. EDUARDO, YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE!
#144 zombie_babies Mar 13, 2009 9:24:54	Stop yelling! Sad pants! Sad pants!
#145 rake Mar 13, 2009 9:28:42	EDUARDO, YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE! OH YEAH? Well. Sorry. : ( ...you wanna go make out?
#146 zombie_babies Mar 13, 2009 9:29:45	Yes! Yes! Happy pants! Happy pants! Hap ... eww. Gooey pants.
#147 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 9:30:17	...you wanna go make out? ........as long as Crossroads_Wanderer doesn't find out.
#148 rake Mar 13, 2009 9:34:25	........as long as Crossroads_Wanderer doesn't find out. Like she's around to see! Apparently she's too busy with school to hang out with us anymore. Ooo... I'm Crossroads, my education is important to me. I'm so coooool, look at me.
#149 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 9:40:15	Women and their educations. C_W is all me, me, me and not us, us, us.
#150 rake Mar 13, 2009 9:42:01	What does a pretty redhead need an education for anyway?
#151 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 9:43:35	She's educated so she says auburnhead instead of redhead.
#152 revoleon Mar 13, 2009 9:55:16	Wtf is this thread about anymore?
#153 ADHadh Mar 13, 2009 9:57:56	Wtf is this thread about anymore? Rake and dirtyfrank acting like idiots and completely derailing the thread. For them trolling is Serious Business.
#154 revoleon Mar 13, 2009 9:59:11	Rake and dirtyfrank acting like idiots and completely derailing the thread. For them trolling is Serious Business. Oh I see .... mhm ... It is isn't it? Serious Business is Serious Business, imirite? xD
#155 zombie_babies Mar 13, 2009 10:17:10	Doods. The name of the board is the Off Topic Tavern. The OP is a frequent thread derailer here in his own right. dirty, rake and myself simply try to keep the off topic in the tavern. Know what I'm sayin'? ;) Plus who the hell wants to talk about Yu Gi Oh or whatever anyway? Makin' entertaining crap up is, well, entertaining at least.
#156 revoleon Mar 13, 2009 10:18:16	R u srs?!
#157 zombie_babies Mar 13, 2009 10:18:46	liek t0ta11y. For reals, yo.
#158 revoleon Mar 13, 2009 10:19:30	BOOK! :D
#159 rake Mar 13, 2009 10:25:41	Book.
#160 revoleon Mar 13, 2009 10:28:04	You blew my F &*$ing mind ....
#161 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 13:41:27	Like she's around to see! Apparently she's too busy with school to hang out with us anymore. Ooo... I'm Crossroads, my education is important to me. I'm so coooool, look at me. Actually, I'm on Spring Break right now. I just happen to have chores and homework as well. And y'know, a life outside the forum.
#162 oxybe Mar 13, 2009 13:45:32	Life outside of D&D? you cwazy.
#163 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 13:55:30	Life outside of D&D? you cwazy. I said a life outside of the forum, I didn't say anything about D&D. ;) Not that I have a gaming group anyways...
#164 oxybe Mar 13, 2009 16:04:54	well, i tend to include the online community as part of D&D as a whole but no group if only you lived near me, i have a monday night 4th ed game i'm sure i could bug our GM to allow one more player
#165 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 16:18:36	well, i tend to include the online community as part of D&D as a whole but no group if only you lived near me, i have a monday night 4th ed game i'm sure i could bug our GM to allow one more player Well, I don't do 4th ed and I have class until 7:10 on Mondays, so I don't think it would work out anyways.
#166 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 16:24:25	C_W doesn't do 4e. She only sleeps around with 3e. ;)
#167 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 16:27:44	C_W doesn't do 4e. She only sleeps around with 3e. ;) Umm, I'm not quite sure what that means. I play 3e, 3.5e and. given the opportunity, I would play 2e. I guess I sort of do play 2e when I play Baldur's Gate and Icewind Dale, but I'm more referring to a gaming group.
#168 pigknight Mar 13, 2009 16:52:22	This thread is the new (Controversial Statement).
#169 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 16:58:59	Umm, I'm not quite sure what that means. I play 3e, 3.5e and. given the opportunity, I would play 2e. I guess I sort of do play 2e when I play Baldur's Gate and Icewind Dale, but I'm more referring to a gaming group. So you're doing it with both 2e and 3e?
#170 Reg06 Mar 13, 2009 17:00:58	So you're doing it with both 2e and 3e? To C_W, age is just a number.
#171 oxybe Mar 13, 2009 17:06:37	well, we're currently not accepting anyone in our wednesday 3rd ed group (we usually have 5-7 players +Dm). the 4th ed game was started as the few of us with spare time on mondays wanted to play D&D (we usually have 3-4 players +DM). we're playing the H series of modules right now and we're not holding our punches (playing a 5 person module with 3 people is hard...). we don't really play 2nd ed, though i wouldn't mind dusting off those tomes and rolling up a pc, if my group does play pre-3rd edition, it's almost strictly BECMI. we normally game from 7-ish to 10/11-ish. i'm usually late since my work goes from 10-7 and i have to take a 30 minute commute home at 7:30
#172 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 17:07:07	So you're doing it with both 2e and 3e? You wish. :P To C_W, age is just a number. Just because 2e came out before I was born, doesn't mean that I can't enjoy playing it.
#173 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 17:16:37	Just because 2e came out before I was born, doesn't mean that I can't enjoy playing it. 2e is a cradle robber. ;)
#174 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 17:18:37	2e is a cradle robber. ;) Well you're a "player", going from 3e to 4e. :P
#175 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 17:26:27	Well you're a "player", going from 3e to 4e. :P But I broke off my relationship with 3e before I started seeing 4e.
#176 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 17:29:19	Really? You actually stopped liking 3e before 4e came out?
#177 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 17:34:58	Really? You actually stopped liking 3e before 4e came out? I still like 3e and I think about her from time to time but when 4e came walking by, I knew that 3e and me just weren't meant to be. I said my farewells to 3e and asked 4e out. Since then 4e and I have been having a blast.
#178 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 17:37:13	I still like 3e and I think about her from time to time but when 4e came walking by, I knew that 3e and me just weren't meant to be. I said my farewells to 3e and asked 4e out. Since then 4e and I have been having a blast. I found 2e to be fun and familiar-feeling and 3e to be creatively and intellectually stimulating.
#179 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 17:38:38	I found 2e to be fun and familiar-feeling and 3e to be creatively and intellectually stimulating. You like to play with old man 2e because he feels familiar. Familiar to whom?
#180 studpuffin Mar 13, 2009 17:40:30	I started with 2e, so it will be my love till the day I get wonked on the head and wake up with super-powers and alcohol addiction.
#181 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 17:48:50	You like to play with old man 2e because he feels familiar. Familiar to whom? I suppose it's really more the feeling that the designers cared about the customers at that point. The products felt like they were lovingly created and that a lot of effort was put into making something that the fans would enjoy. Now it feels like 4e is about finding new customers, even if it means burning bridges to the old ones. It doesn't feel like they are trying to create something enjoyable, but rather something that sells. They should go hand in hand, but there is a subtle difference to the aim of the product. I probably shouldn't have said anything. Now this is going to turn into a flamewar.
#182 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 17:52:17	I started with 2e, so it will be my love till the day I get wonked on the head and wake up with super-powers and alcohol addiction. Um, I didn't really like that movie.
#183 studpuffin Mar 13, 2009 17:56:42	What movie? I was describing last saturday... :D Edit: See my sig...
#184 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 17:58:33	In a capitalistic economy you must produce what sells. A lot of the people that I know that like playing 2e and even 3e refused to buy a lot of the supplement books. This tells the company that their product isn't selling. This means they need to either makes something that's better, target more people or go out of business. They chose to make something new and while doing so to try and get more people into the game. I've never understood why a lot of older players that grew up with 1e and 2e get upset when a new edition is made because they did nothing but complain about the on they were playing. Those that were the first to complain about 3e with it's rules problems (grapple for ex) were among the first to attack 4e. 4e was designed to fix all the problems that people were complaining about and when the problem is fixed people start complaining about the fix. I'm just tired of a lot of people complaining about everything.
#185 studpuffin Mar 13, 2009 18:09:08	You can only win and lose, there is no win-win or lose-lose scenario when it comes to an established company like WotC or TSR producing a roleplaying game. Even Kenzer seems to do pretty well still with Hackmaster even to this day, though it will never outsell D&D even though its closer to D&D's origin than 3x or 4e ever will be. The big problem is that some people want different things, but as a mob they don't know how to articulate their wants. I still play 3.5, play Saga edition, haven't played 4e but have read the books, and haven't played 2e since 96. I don't really play 3.5, I play the game that is houseruled with fixes and things. I noticed I would be doing the same thing with 4e because I'm not happy with the way somethings turned out there. The game I end up running has become a frankenstein's monster of d20 rules amalgamation. I prefer it this way, and my group doesn't seem to mind as long as I tell them what I'm thinking or bring them in on the design process. That's not everyone's solution, but it works great for me!
#186 Reg06 Mar 13, 2009 18:14:10	Frankly DF, I'm let down. You stopped insinuating C_W is seeing various dudes of various ages so that you could have a real discussion about selling editions. Is this OTT or General Discussion?
#187 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 18:23:11	Generally speaking this new line of discussion was started by C_W. That's right C_W did it. It's all C_W's fault. I'm the woman in this relationship and she's the man so that means I'm right and she's wrong. Wizards did it.
#188 studpuffin Mar 13, 2009 18:25:35	The solution to your problem, DF, could involve fire. :D Just kidding. C_W, You da man!
#189 Rustmonster Mar 13, 2009 18:50:46	The products felt like they were lovingly created and that a lot of effort was put into making something that the fans would enjoy. Now it feels like 4e is about finding new customers, even if it means burning bridges to the old ones. Yeah, good ol' TSR loved you and cared nothing of profit. They only charged money for the books to cover overhead, but otherwise they'd give em to you for free because they know that the important thing is to keep the spirit of the hobby alive in the players, the rightful owners to D&D! But that evil old WotC. Big evil corperation. All they care about is money! It's not like they listened to tons of fans who disliked the previous editions and asked for a change. They alienated EVERBODY! Everyone knows that only 12 year old WoW addicts like 4E. I probably shouldn't have said anything. Now this is going to turn into a flamewar. BLARG BLARG BLARG FOAM RAGE KILL TREBEK BLARG RARGH YAR!!!!! Consider yourself flamed. (In a more-good-natured-than-my-anger-managment-issues-will-usually-allow-me-to-be way;) )
#190 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 23:50:50	What movie? I was describing last saturday... :D Edit: See my sig... I thought you were describing Hancock.
#191 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 23:53:04	In a capitalistic economy you must produce what sells. A lot of the people that I know that like playing 2e and even 3e refused to buy a lot of the supplement books. This tells the company that their product isn't selling. This means they need to either makes something that's better, target more people or go out of business. They chose to make something new and while doing so to try and get more people into the game. I've never understood why a lot of older players that grew up with 1e and 2e get upset when a new edition is made because they did nothing but complain about the on they were playing. Those that were the first to complain about 3e with it's rules problems (grapple for ex) were among the first to attack 4e. 4e was designed to fix all the problems that people were complaining about and when the problem is fixed people start complaining about the fix. I'm just tired of a lot of people complaining about everything. My dad bought most of the books. It was only towards the end of 3e when they were blatantly making money grabs (rules compendium? :uh-huh that we started regretting it. And, for that matter, I got into D&D a few months before 3e came out. I really liked 2e, but the transition to 3e was painless.
#192 baneofelves Mar 13, 2009 23:53:31	I thought you were describing Hand****. what? So...that's what you're always thinking about...
#193 crossroads_wanderer Mar 13, 2009 23:54:05	The solution to your problem, DF, could involve fire. :D Just kidding. C_W, You da man! Just to let you know, I'm female. df was reversing our genders.
#194 dirtyfrank Mar 13, 2009 23:58:30	Just to let you know, I'm female. df was reversing our genders. No I'm not. You're the abusive one in our relationship. Please don't hit me C_W.
#195 pigknight Mar 14, 2009 0:01:00	A lil' role reversal is always fun.
#196 crossroads_wanderer Mar 14, 2009 0:02:25	Yeah, good ol' TSR loved you and cared nothing of profit. They only charged money for the books to cover overhead, but otherwise they'd give em to you for free because they know that the important thing is to keep the spirit of the hobby alive in the players, the rightful owners to D&D! But that evil old WotC. Big evil corperation. All they care about is money! It's not like they listened to tons of fans who disliked the previous editions and asked for a change. They alienated EVERBODY! Everyone knows that only 12 year old WoW addicts like 4E. I'm not saying that. TSR definitely had it's screw ups, and, like any other business, they were trying to make a profit. I think they understood better the concept of keeping your standby customers happy to have a stable business. Maybe it didn't do much to promote growth, but I think that a smart business would do well to make an effort to retain old customers. Furthermore, I don't think that WotC is an evil corporation. For one, I actually liked 3e quite a lot, and WotC put it out. They also happened to be owned by Hasbro for most of that time, so I'm not saying that Hasbro is evil either. I think that the problem is that WotC's sales from 3e weren't satisfactory to Hasbro because Hasbro is a big company. The small standby fanbase of TSR would not be worth Hasbro's while, so they wanted to attract new customers. The problem is that they tried a little too hard to get those new customers and didn't put enough effort into throwing a bone to the old fans. They wanted new and flashy to try to attract as man new customers as possible, but new and flashy just doesn't cut it for some older fans. If they can grow their fanbase enough with new and flashy, then I applaud them for having the guts to make that move and succeed. I just am not happy with what they have created. Disclaimer: These are just my opinions, so take things like my use of "new and flashy" with a grain of salt. I'm aware that most of the people who frequent this forum like 4e and I'm not trying to personally insult anyone's tastes.
#197 crossroads_wanderer Mar 14, 2009 0:03:43	No I'm not. You're the abusive one in our relationship. Please don't hit me C_W. So I'm the dominant one, huh? Well, if you go to Astrid's I'm sure they'll tell you there's nothing wrong with the girl being the dominant one. :P
#198 dirtyfrank Mar 14, 2009 0:07:16	So I'm the dominant one, huh? Well, if you go to Astrid's I'm sure they'll tell you there's nothing wrong with the girl being the dominant one. :P They would agree that there is nothing wrong with a woman being masculine but they would agree that there is something wrong with a woman being abusive. please don't hit me anymore C_W. The bruises are bleeding.
#199 crossroads_wanderer Mar 14, 2009 0:09:31	They would agree that there is nothing wrong with a woman being masculine but they would agree that there is something wrong with a woman being abusive. please don't hit me anymore C_W. The bruises are bleeding. I'm sorry. What am I saying. No I'm not. :D That's for your tryst with Lisa! :P
#200 dirtyfrank Mar 14, 2009 0:11:14	What about your fling with Eduardo and with Jose the pool boy?
#201 crossroads_wanderer Mar 14, 2009 0:12:15	What about your fling with Eduardo and with Jose the pool boy? It was only because you weren't paying attention to me!
#202 pigknight Mar 14, 2009 0:15:55	Lisa has really been around town. She was a stripper at Bane's "stalker day party."
#203 dirtyfrank Mar 14, 2009 0:16:26	Then you should have come to me and let me know that you need me. That's why I'm here. I'm here for you.
#204 crossroads_wanderer Mar 14, 2009 0:17:50	Then you should have come to me and let me know that you need me. That's why I'm here. I'm here for you. :raincloud Okay, I'll stop hitting you and being a tramp.
#205 pigknight Mar 14, 2009 0:17:58	Me or C_W?
#206 baneofelves Mar 14, 2009 0:24:06	Lisa has really been around town. She was a stripper at Bane's "stalker day party." Look, I don't know why that skank showed up. I had to FORCE her to leave three times. AND IT WAS NOT A STALKER DAY PARTY! I just invited friends and family overto have a party, and we got a bit wild. Y'know, loud music, excessive drinking, CoC violating antics and jokes. You shoulda been there, man. It was FUN! (I was actually at a party like this. Tons of fun.)
#207 dirtyfrank Mar 14, 2009 0:24:28	Me or C_W? Both. :D
#208 crossroads_wanderer Mar 14, 2009 0:25:29	Every time I see "old man 2e" at the top of the page, Mean Mr. Mustard runs through my head. :P
#209 pigknight Mar 14, 2009 0:25:58	I was at the party. The HD TV was live feed from Midnite's room.
#210 crossroads_wanderer Mar 14, 2009 0:26:16	Both. :D I'm not sure how I should feel about this.
#211 dirtyfrank Mar 14, 2009 0:27:20	I'm not sure how I should feel about this. You can't have dirty pig sex if there is no pig. ;)
#212 pigknight Mar 14, 2009 0:28:02	But I'm a celibate.
#213 baneofelves Mar 14, 2009 0:30:24	I was at the party. The HD TV was live feed from Midnite's room. So....you saw the **** in a box episode then. Did you rofl? And I think you saw us break down that wall......and then my sister got smashed, and me and cousin Mike were starting a mosh..and he was smashed too. Did you learn how to have a good time?
#214 pigknight Mar 14, 2009 0:31:31	*Backs away slowly.*
#215 dirtyfrank Mar 14, 2009 0:32:47	But I'm a celibate. Promise ring?
#216 pigknight Mar 14, 2009 0:34:46	More like fear of Yahweh (Yahweh sounds cooler than god).
#217 baneofelves Mar 14, 2009 0:34:50	*Backs away slowly.* Told you it was a wild party. then there was the "Burning Cinder Fury of The Crimson Chaos Fire" AKA the Burning Cheerio. (my bro's chili) Unless you have a cast iron stomach, do not eat it. Even if you do have one, only in moderate amounts. I wanted to die the next morning.
#218 pigknight Mar 14, 2009 0:35:59	Pansy.
#219 dirtyfrank Mar 14, 2009 0:36:40	Pansy pants
#220 baneofelves Mar 14, 2009 0:38:25	He put like, twelve different spices that were EXTREMELY HOT in it, and I ate three bowls of it.
#221 pigknight Mar 14, 2009 0:39:28	Mexicans eat spicy food for breakfast lunch and dinner... ...after about age 4 you stop crapping fire.
#222 dirtyfrank Mar 14, 2009 0:40:31	Mexicans eat spicy food for breakfast lunch and dinner... ....and dessert.
#223 baneofelves Mar 14, 2009 0:41:46	I'm not mexican. I'm more used to mild dishes, since my mom constantly makes vietnamese food, and NEVER makes any of the spicy stuff. In the off chance that she does, it has barely any spices. Most of the people at the party, even some MEXICANS could not even handle one bowl of that chili. I wolfed down three. No one else was crazy enough to try that, or able to handle it as well.
#224 Reg06 Mar 14, 2009 0:42:12	I crap habenero for breakfast.
#225 pigknight Mar 14, 2009 0:43:10	Also my grandpapy and me have been known to drink tabasco sauce.
#226 Reg06 Mar 14, 2009 0:44:25	Also my grandpapy and me have been known to drink tabasco sauce. A dishwasher I worked with drank hot sauce from tea cups on his break.
#227 pigknight Mar 14, 2009 0:46:33	Once I ate a dallop of wasbe. I don't get the hype of it. It's not that spicy.
#228 dirtyfrank Mar 14, 2009 0:50:31	You spics and spans may break my vans but your spices will never hurt me. ;)
#229 Reg06 Mar 14, 2009 0:53:32	headdesk. Once I ate a dallop of wasbe. I don't get the hype of it. It's not that spicy. It's not, it just tastes like foot. I grated a fresh horseradish root once. Just the smell of that stuff WILL put you on your ass. I've seen people lose their footing because they got too big a whiff.
#230 studpuffin Mar 14, 2009 20:37:20	Just to let you know, I'm female. df was reversing our genders. You know, unless your SN is stamped with ::I have a ****:: its kind of hard to tell. :D
#231 crossroads_wanderer Mar 14, 2009 23:13:48	You know, unless your SN is stamped with ::I have a ****:: its kind of hard to tell. :D I wasn't blaming you for mistaking it, I know that girls are outnumbered in D&D. I tried to go feminine with my name and avatar. I figured having a somewhat poetic name and a female avatar might give people pause, but there are plenty of guys that do the same thing. :D
#232 Reg06 Mar 15, 2009 0:48:19	I tried to go feminine with my name and avatar. I figured having a somewhat poetic name and a female avatar might give people pause, but there are plenty of guys that do the same thing. :D Say you to StudPuffin.
#233 studpuffin Mar 15, 2009 14:07:23	I wasn't blaming you for mistaking it, I know that girls are outnumbered in D&D. I tried to go feminine with my name and avatar. I figured having a somewhat poetic name and a female avatar might give people pause, but there are plenty of guys that do the same thing. & Say you to StudPuffin. I'll just let you guys know, I let my girlfriend come up with this screen name. My last couple were kind of... lackluster. This one really seems to be an attemtion grabber, and with my knightly chicken Avatar no one seems to mistake me. Regards, The most studly of fowl